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Boardrunning demon. Long-suffering Bristol Rovers and Gloucestershire fan. Bristol, Motorsport and Eurovision. Sad girl music fan. 26/92. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈

The West Country Massive
Joined November 2018
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4 years
Bad news for S Club 7
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The Telegraph
4 years
🚨 BREAKING – Groups of up to six people will be able to meet outside in England Follow LIVE here:
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UH YEAR NINE HOW DARE YOU BEHAVE LIKE THIS
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3 years
He came from Greece he had a thirst for Norwich
@HellasFooty
Hellas Football
3 years
✍️ OFFICIAL 🇬🇷 Christos Tzolis signs for Norwich City until 2026 and becomes the Canaries record signing! #PAOK | #NCFC #NorwichCity | #SLGR | #GreeksAbroad
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3 years
You know who we should send to Eurovision next year?
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4 years
If I was a left wing American thinking about voting third party I'd remember that Roe v Wade, Obergfell v Hodges and Obamacare are now on the ballot and hold my nose and vote for Biden
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“We will push Labour to be bolder on the environment” latest
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3 years
Oh you’re 27 and have a vaccination appointment booked? I have a 16-25 railcard, checkmate loser
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4 years
Also the club that sent their entire team out in Suarez shirts after he racially abused Patrice Evra...
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ESPN FC
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Liverpool's squad took a knee during training today. (via @andrewrobertso5 )
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Christian Wakeford walking into his first CLP meeting
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out of context the thick of it
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3 years
Love researching historical elections
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4 months
If you haven’t seen the Labour Party training video from 1997 you haven’t seen possibly the funniest political joke going
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5 years
Maureen Lipman said she would no longer vote Labour in October 2014 due to the party’s support for the recognition of Palestine as a state. That’s two elections and a different leader ago
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Sun Politics
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TV actress Maureen Lipman in blistering attack on Jeremy Corbyn and Labour with mock version of her iconic BT advert
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Me watching the greens getting cooked at the dispatch box
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PoliticsJOE
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"Leading members of the Green party are saying no to new energy infrastructure. It simply doesn't add up." @Ed_Miliband infuriates Green MPs as he calls out the their co-leader for opposing the construction of energy infrastructure in his constituency.
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5 years
The Labour leadership contenders as members of Derry Girls, a thread
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3 years
POV: you are a year six child at a Bristol school
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3 years
Imagine the media if this was Diane Abbott
@Haggis_UK
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
3 years
Our disorganised Prime Minister. 🤦 #CBIAnnualConference21
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3 years
THEY THINK IT’S MOLDOVA, IT IS NOW
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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History is made! 🇲🇩 Sheriff Tiraspol become the first Moldovan side to EVER qualify for the Champions League group stage! 👏 #UCL
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10 months
“I hope this email finds you well” How the email finds me
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4 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but the Labour Mayor of Bristol is the first black man to be elected mayor of any city in Europe, you don't need to mention Tony Benn in the context of Colston
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3 years
Or as I prefer to call him, Marcus Rashford
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1 year
The drummer is not fine
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Jon Bream
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The new @U2 residency in Las Vegas will be without drummer Larry Mullen Jr., who will be having surgery. Sitting in will be Bram van den Berg. The specific dates of the residency have not been announced.
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4 years
Look at this email my professor just sent me
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1 year
Think of all the solar farms they can block with that majority
@LeftieStats
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️
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🚨 NEW: Greens win *SUPERMAJORITY* in Mid Suffolk. 🟢 GRN 24 (+12) 🔵 CON 6 (-10) 🟠 LD 4 (-1) ⚪️ IND 0 (-1) Not only did Greens win their first ever majority in the history of the party, but they smashed it out of the park by winning 70% of the seats (a supermajority).
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Chris Williamson shouldn’t be in the Labour Party Chris Williamson shouldn’t be in the Labour Party Chris Williamson shouldn’t be in the Labour Party Chris Williamson shouldn’t be in the Labour Party Chris Williamson shouldn’t be in the Labour Party
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3 years
Gary Neville joining Labour and having to find out what a “Luke Akehurst”, “Laura Pidcock” and “NEC elections” are
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“I’m a Tory MP, of course I’ll be looking for a new job this year”
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4 years
With 0% of the vote reporting Pete Buttigieg has declared victory in Kentucky and Indiana
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The dad from Outnumbered gives off more Lib Dem energy than anyone else, real or fictional.
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Nandy memes for town dwelling trend
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“Right, you’ve driven me to this. The law states that sixteen years olds can legally drink cider, Perry or mead in a pub if they’re eating a meal. So I’ll have three pints of cider and three carvery meals please”
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5 years
A closed one
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3 years
In the 1990s Andy Burnham worked for various New Labour ministers as a researcher and special advisor while Keir Starmer was defending two environmental activists against McDonalds pro bono and campaigning against the death penalty across the commonwealth
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10 months
I can’t believe I’m seeing Green Party members who up until this afternoon were vocally against HS2 now describing its cancellation as an outrage, you won, accept some responsibility!!
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3 years
I made a meme
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4 years
Richard Burgon looks like he’s about to attack the Jedi temple
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4 years
“Never have I ever been sacked for meeting with foreign governments and lobbyists whilst on holiday”
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6 months
Nothing screams normal like trying to dunk on a kid who’s probably 13/14 for wanting to get the signature of the bloke who’s almost certainly going to be Prime Minister by the end of the year
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Everyone else in the country is rewinding to see the photo and getting disappointed when they realise it’s just Jo right? #LineOfDuty
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4 years
Can't believe Sky have got pictures of Boris and Carrie's baby already
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5 years
She’s running
@lisanandy
Lisa Nandy MP
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Christmas Run #HomeAtLast
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Before and after I look at my bank balance #Eurovision
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You never see this lot trying to speak to people from, you know, the actual government do you
@GNDRising
Green New Deal Rising
1 year
BREAKING: We just tried to speak to @AngelaRayner about the Green New Deal and why we need to abandon austerity economics. We need Labour to offer policies that protect people and planet! Tax the rich and invest in all our future!
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3 years
The dream
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3 years
Has...has the author of this piece ever been to Didsbury?
@tezilyas
Tez
3 years
As things are slowly getting back to normal, so good to see the British media is too ☺️
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I’m not gonna lie lads if you’re backing Richard Burgon I’m not going to take you very seriously if you say you also want to tackle antisemitism in the Labour Party
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My plans 2020
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Oh no I hope they can cope without him at the Dumping Ground
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Emily Thornberry has an open invitation to any party I ever host, I have decided this
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Leader of the opposition unmasked as Labour activist
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Dehenna Davison
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I see absolutely no reason for this to be broadcast at the expense of the taxpayer. This isn’t party political. Boris Johnson didn’t make a statement as Leader of the Conservative Party. He addressed the nation as our Prime Minister. BBC have big questions to answer on this.
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ITS A SEAT HELD BY A PRO REMAIN LABOUR MP WITH A MAJORITY OF 600
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3 years
This u?
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@PeoplesMomentum
Momentum 🌹
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If a Labour MP can't support LGBT rights, they shouldn't be a Labour MP.
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4 years
Jeb Bush, former governor of Florida and Presidential candidate is currently picking a fight with an account that rates zoom background
@JebBush
Jeb Bush
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Mr. Room Rater, is it possible now that the election is over to rate rooms on a non partisan basis? Are you a room rater or a hyper partisan person that is the problem? We need less hyper partisanship on backgrounds at this time for our country.
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Why are you wearing suits to the cinema
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
5 years
Great night out with the boss - Jedi Master @sajidjavid #TheRiseOfSkywalker
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Ward organiser: - Sounds dull - What’s a Ward - I am not organised Precinct Captain - Sounds cool - Everyone knows what a precinct is - Get to call yourself a captain
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5 years
Gang, a small announcement. I’ve known this for a while and I’m comfortable enough with who I am to say that I am a bisexual man.
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Here’s a bold thought but maybe the reason Rosie Duffield isn’t on the front bench, a position that requires collective responsibility, is because she’s writing pieces like “The dark art of toadying to Starmer”
@bindelj
Julie Bindel
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This, by my friend and feminist comrade @RosieDuffield1 is HILARIOUS and right on the money. Rosie is a mensch of the highest order and the Labour Party (and I say this as a former member and lifelong supporter) is a pathetic pile of twaddle:
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I can smell the weak orange squash and rich tea biscuits in this image
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"Keir why won't you support the Green New Deal" "Well actually I do support the Green New Deal and I said so quite a lot just last week"
@GNDRising
Green New Deal Rising
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WATCH: Yesterday @Keir_Starmer ran away from us and said he was “too busy” (!) to talk about the climate crisis. Today we challenged him on his refusal to take action and back the Green New Deal bill. Words mean nothing Keir. We need urgent action. We need you to #BackTheBill
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Luciana Berger, you might want to google her and why she left the party
Luciana who
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My one Barry Gardiner story is that he randomly liked a load of my Instagram posts at 1:32 in the morning
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The state broadcaster running a hit piece on the most prominent LGBT+ charity in the country, absolutely nothing to see here, we’ve already seen prominent transphobes move on to attacking bi people and they won’t stop there either
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stupid sexy flanders
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Goodnight sweet prince
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When you lose your friends in the club
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Won’t somebody please think of the posh children
@MichaelLCrick
Michael Crick
5 years
Traditionally, the boys at Eton get a full day holiday when an Etonian becomes PM. As they college broke up for summer about a month ago, they won’t now get that.
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I am once again asking how we are going to solve the climate crisis without high speed rail as a viable alternative to the car
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BBC Politics
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"HS2 project has got out of hand" Green Party co-leader Siân Berry tells #Marr she’s "incredibly worried about the safety of those protesters"
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My thoughts are with that Tory MP boycotting the England team because they’re taking the knee
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The McAllistairs finding out where Kevin is
@swifferstruggle
swiftie struggle tweets
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Absolutely do not do this
@TheRedRoar
The Red Roar
5 years
Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters have produced another guide for canvassers, advising they “go on the offensive” and tell voters worried about antisemitism: “any Jew who leaves the U.K. after the election of a Labour Government will be making the mistake of a lifetime.”
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4 years
Can the Labour Party just drive a van loaded full of cash to the house of whoever does Ed Markey’s comms
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1 year
For all the talk about the SNP outflanking Labour to the left rather than people admitting they’re a big tent party…how do you square that with the last bullet point because no matter what you think of Starmer there’s no way anyone with those views would be in the shadow cabinet
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What if they added the F in John F Kennedy after he died to pay respects
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4 years
Emily Thornberry if you are reading this i’m free on thursday night and would like to go to the pub please respond to this and go to the pub with me on thursday night when i am free
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Can’t wait for Keir Starmer to react to himself on Gogglebox this week
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4 years
Peter Shilton finding out he’s outlived a 5’5” midget who outjumped him
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Six years ago I was campaigning for the Labour Party with some bloke called Andy. Wonder what happened to him
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4 years
Just think if conference wasn’t cancelled we’d be a week away from a member of the PLP having their performance of WAP at LabourList karaoke leaked on the internet
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Pretty incredible all these young Sherlock Holmes in young labour can dig up loads of stuff about Keir Starmer but can’t find out who retweeted Asa Winstanley from the Young Labour account
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3 years
She’s teaching years 5,6,7,8
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Steps star Lisa Scott-Lee now working as a school headteacher after moving to Dubai
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5 years
Did the Lib Dems make this
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4 years
Nick Clegg in 2012
@andrea_h1ckey
Andrea Hickey
4 years
A little about me
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5 years
Find me a canvasser that hasn’t had this happen to them (if you do find someone then they’re lying)
@itvnews
ITV News
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This is the moment the Scottish Labour leader had a door slammed on him whilst out campaigning. For voters north of the border, this election is about more than just Brexit. More:
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Sean
5 years
2017: Lost 2019: Lost
@lara_eleanor
Lara McNeill
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2017 Leader - Corbyn Manifesto - radical, socialist Referendum - respect result 2019 Leader - Corbyn Manifesto - radical, socialist Referendum - have another one
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The two Obama strategists who ran British election campaigns were responsible for the campaigns of *checks notes* Ed Miliband and Theresa May
it is unbelievable how bad these people are at politics. a middling Chicago alderman could enter British politics with a staff led by David Sirota and end up crowned Lord Protector within nine months.
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Historians will be able to pinpoint this exact moment as when 2020 started to go wrong
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4 years
Have to say that “is what Lisa Nandy said morally equivalent to the man who shot Jo Cox” is some of the stupidest and most upsetting discourse I’ve seen on here for quite a while. Really not acceptable
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Angela Rayner - Michelle Mallon
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3 years
Identify anyone posh by saying the following phrase and seeing if they understand: “Caecilius est in horto”
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4 years
I wasn’t allowed to go to my Grandad’s funeral because you’re only allowed ten people there
@MerseyHack
Andy Gill
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Residents in Grappenhall near #Warrington keep to #coronavirus rules by performing socially distanced conga to celebrate #VEDay75 . More in @BBCNWT 6.40
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The 1979 Election in Bristol South was a Cocks v Dicks battle
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@EricMGarcia
Eric Michael Garcia
2 years
What is a fact that sounds like a shitpost but is 100 percent real?
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5 years
There is quite literally nothing wrong with this
@charlotte2153
Charlotte Nichols MP
7 years
Highly unimpressed by the marchers behind us 😷
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Sean
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Losing your deposit in a red wall leisure centre while some random Labour bloke from London in a shiny suit cruises to a 25k majority to own the libs
@GoodwinMJ
Matt Goodwin
1 year
I'd not stand for the two main parties. I've got other plans 👀
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3 years
Nick Clegg and David Cameron look well
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4 years
Slagging off people who’s second preference you desperately need if your candidate is going to beat Starmer is a fantastic strategy that I cannot see backfiring in any way, shape or form
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Sean
3 years
Shouting “free Palestine” at someone because they are Jewish is in fact racist, glad to clear this one up
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4 years
I'm sure all the people who will die because they lose access to healthcare and safe abortions, people in the cages undergoing forced hysterectomies & anyone who isn't a straight white man having their rights rolled back if Trump wins again will thank you for your grandstanding
@GeorgeAylett
George Aylett
4 years
Who cares? Both candidates are going to be defending corporatism, free market capitalism, imperialism, marketisation of essential services and attacking universal healthcare tonight - Biden has decades of experience doing this.. let’s hope he doesn’t plagiarise Kinnock again..
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Sean
5 years
If I were general secretary of one of the largest trade unions in the country I simply would not support a country that bans independent trade unions
@LenMcCluskey
Len McCluskey
5 years
Looking forward to speaking at the @CubaSolidarity Unions for Cuba Conference on 2 November in London celebrating 60 years of the revolution. There are still a few conference places left. @unitetheunion members can register here to secure their place⬇️
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