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@sduduzo_g

2 months

When, in your job were you ever required to define OOP? What makes you think you're a better examiner than the school the people you're interviewing graduated from?

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@Village_boy7

2 months

Zinhle is right. I wrote something similar last year. I had interviewed +-10 IT/Com Sci Graduates that week. 80% of them couldn't tell me something as basic as "what port http uses". Maybe 1 of the 10 could provide a simple definition of OOP. We see things out there

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Do you understand that http can use any port the developer chooses right?

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Zinhle is right. I wrote something similar last year. I had interviewed +-10 IT/Com Sci Graduates that week. 80% of them couldn't tell me something as basic as "what port http uses". Maybe 1 of the 10 could provide a simple definition of OOP. We see things out there

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@thuli_sonopo TIP: Mute the sound, you don't need all that audio drama 🤣

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ANXIETY+ is the biggest hip-hop album of 2022. This is probably until someone else drops anything produced by @Zoocci_CokeDope and that's a big "maybe"

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Is there anything like this in Tech?

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WIP Home office

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Hey, I'm offering free code reviews to your public projects, Language doesn't matter, I'll review your COBOL if I have to

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@sduduzo_g

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TIP When learning a new language or framework and want to know more about the ecosystem, google "awesome <language or framework>" e.g.

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The one time these nerds come out to argue if HTML is a programming language or not, is when a female student tweets Just say yall hate women, stop being fucking weird

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EskomSePush is up there, with one of the most briliant utility apps we have in South Africa.

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My current setup. The wires, I've figured, are inevitable. Also, I need to get a mouse pad

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@Sun_Ra47 @Master_Rigz @mtvsthewrld_ It went over your head. Accept it, ask if you're curious or move on 🤣

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You suck

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1 month

“Women in tech” its just HTML lmaoo

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2 years

These apps are not gonna launch themselves 😤

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3 years

This looks more neat than my previous layout. Cables still need management though. And the curtain is so horrible 😭

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@sduduzo_g

4 years

@UmalambaneZN What if I told you, you can make that 3 months R15000 a deposit for a preowned kwid and finish installments in one year

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@sduduzo_g

4 years

@github : "Let's rename this branch" 🥴

Amal Hussein

@nomadtechie

4 years

@swyx @github @npmjs @AdamRackis Spoiler alert: npm went from having 4 black engineers to zero. ALL BLACK ENGINEERS were laid off by Microsoft @github . Sit on that one for a minute.

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@sduduzo_g

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What does the L in HTML stand for?

CIEL 🌺

@cece_ciel

1 month

Yes HTML isn't a programming language but dude bros stop acting like tech is only reserved for them. Bros acting like they all work at FAANG

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

The "12 months lay-buy" 🤣

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@sduduzo_g

2 months

@Cl4s1k That's an answer to a different question

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

This is probably the only warning I am happy to see from my project 😁 @nuxt_js

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@sduduzo_g

3 months

The opps

Brett Miller

@WrathZA

3 months

wtf is a "devops team"?

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@sduduzo_g

5 months

Quote with a picture of your workstation. I want to see something small

Mashudu Modau

@Mashstartup

5 months

Quote with a picture of your workstation. I want to see something small

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

I DID IT! I can destroy and recreate EC2 instances that run my apps while keeping permanent data permanent via auto mounting ebs volumes The architecture is already modelled for scale and availability but one VM in a single AZ is good enough for now.

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

A review just came in. This is why I built this app 🤞🏽

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4 years

I just reached 100K installs on Google Play 🙃

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@sduduzo_g

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@Village_boy7 You've said everything but answer my initial question. What makes you think you're a more qualified examiner than the school these people graduated from? Prefixing a tweet with "think Sdu" doesn't duck tape the lack of reasoning you're demonstrating

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@sduduzo_g

5 years

@ThePracticalDev Why is "Dedicated escape key" listed like a breakthrough feature??

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

A home affairs line but almost everyone on it is there as a joke

Avie Fukai 🇵🇭🇯🇵

@AvieDev

1 year

Explain DDOS attack to a 5 year old.

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@sduduzo_g

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@Lukholo_J @Cl4s1k Yes, The little tricks that people use when asking questions sometimes work, unfortunately not in favour of the candidate. Being straight forward and accurate should be common courtesy

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@sduduzo_g

4 months

To put it simply. I'm not good at TypeScript, C#, Java etc, I'm just really good at programming. and sometimes I learn the language enough that I'm able to communicate this.

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@sduduzo_g

9 months

"I'm getting all the hoes with this one" 🤣

Noob Saibot 🇿🇲

@SpeQx

9 months

That’s really thoughtful but your man used a free template from Square Space, but if I was your man I would code the entire website from scratch with cool animations & more exciting fonts than Helvitica I’m just saying

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

@iamkoshiek In the meantime, I have 3 different ride hailing apps and I compare quotes before every trip 😐

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

FINALLY!

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

I don't think people are ready to discuss what @blxckie___ did on this song

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Blxckie · Song · 2021

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

This will never not look glorious to me 🤞🏻

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@sduduzo_g

4 years

I got these last year. I kept them for when I get a laptop, but got a desktop instead 😌 I put them up for motivation for this year. And I still have a couple left. I see you @digitalocean and @ThePracticalDev #hacktoberfest2020 #Hacktoberfest

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

@cyprianfrancis @sammorril No no no. YOU know EXACTLY how much it is

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@sduduzo_g

6 months

People don't understand how hard I worked for that Quattro. When I singlehandedly rewrote athe codebase for our ATMs, no one said anything Then they act shocked when I pull up in an Audi 😑

sdurizer

@_sdvh

6 months

@sduduzo_g is really killing it, i can’t blame you😭♥️

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Thes "tech" bros will intentionally miss the point, and then act surprised when we're being called out as an industry for being exclusionary

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@sduduzo_g

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@PhilipJoubert My argument is, HTML shouldn't be seen as lesser than. It's a full fledged language serving it's purpose of declaring markup , especially when bullying women online

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

@tk_donga @joe_human_ @FNBSA Something like this. Roughly sketched on my phone

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

"I have an app idea, I don't know how to code. How do I find developers that will help me bring it to life?" My opinion: Start the thing. get blank papers, draw screens, use flow charts if you even need to describe how the data would flow. 1/n

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11 months

The email is a bug report for my app but at the same time it's so heartfelt.

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

Computers are dumb A program is as smart as its programmer.

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2 years

This is brilliant @nuxt_js You can work on ui features while shipping those that are ready without worrying about feature feature toggle, flags etc

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

This morning Tech Twitter was held hostage by a Computer Scientist with 37 years of experience who hacked a bank 5 years ago but didn't go through with it because he was just testing his strength 🥲

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

😁

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@sduduzo_g

27 days

Why would you pass an argument into a function and immediately reset it??? Why would anyone do this?

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@VimleshRajbansi

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Any IT developers - please explain this code change to us

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@PhilipJoubert My argument is, HTML shouldn't be seen as lesser than. It's a full fledged language serving it's purpose of declaring markup , especially when bullying women online

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@Cl4s1k Again, another answer to a different question

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2 months

Dude on tiktok said he got scammed, he tried buying shoes for R40 Tell me when you see it

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@sduduzo_g

5 months

Pushing commits with commented out code is a sign of weakness and doubt. You bring dishonor on your family!

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

I'm really inspired by you. I'm glad I'm part of the generation that gets to witness the successes and ingenuity of people like you and the likes. You have exceptional business skills, marketing prowess, PR skills. If only your tech was half as good, God knows how far you'd be

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@begottensun

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Since I was 19 I have had to run various business, with varying degrees of success and fails. Through those businesses I’ve managed to never be homeless, my kids in school, driving and healthy, travel around the world, employ hundreds of people, sponsor hundreds of children

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You gatekeep because you got crumbs of a pie and you think opening doors will starve you too

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

A functional mess 🤞🏻

Mashudu Modau

@Mashstartup

3 years

New year new workspace 👨🏾‍💻👀 What’s your work from home desk setup like right now?

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@sduduzo_g

8 months

I need someone who works at discovery to please explain 😭😭😭

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@sduduzo_g

8 months

@Discovery_SA do better

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

I don't have instagram but these have to be somewhere. I'm working from home, remotely 😁

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@sduduzo_g

8 months

No one: Discovery after hours of maintenance:

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

As a dev, you can never go wrong with a 4k monitor 🤌🏽

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

Here's another benefit of using TDD (Test driven development) A bug was reported and I made a fix for it but didn't write tests "to save time" Weeks later, I'm now working on another fix for a bug I introduced with that said untested fix. 1/n

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

Debugging tip: When you're debugging an endpoint, instead of refreshing the whole page that uses it, you can open devtools and replay the request.

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

The road to a wireless desktop computer. Again

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

All right, @FlvmeSA did a thing. D.O.A is timeless 🤌

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@sduduzo_g

2 months

Free yourself from naming variables like corporate sales and legal are going to read your code! customerReferenceCode is better than refCode

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@sduduzo_g

10 months

Don't have time to type a thread or an article so I made this video instead

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@sduduzo_g

10 months

A little knowledge in how arrays, dictionaries and the "in" keyword works in Javascript and I'm not at all finding this meme funny. It just makes me another "well actually" nerd that tries to explain everything 😅

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

Na enjoyment 😌

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

Good morning 🤌🏻 NB: We're hiring! #HireGeeks #ZaTech

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

Making a cupper in a moment ☕️

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

We are here already? 🥺 a South African youtuber unboxing a South African product 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@yenzi_n

3 years

when you think about it, @yoco_za is making tech accessible... oh what a time! I did an unboxing and shared my experience using the Yoco Go & Yoco Neo card machines PRESSA PLAY📽➡️

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@Village_boy7 WTF is a hierarchy amongst a group of classes? Do you see my point or its not clear from the perspective of your high chair?

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

Finally, my app domain is live! Hey, just look at how beautiful is 😌

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@sduduzo_g

6 months

Work with them, learn their blockers, and learn their enablers. Leverage their unique strengths towards the end goal Promote collaboration within the team. Ensure everyone understands the value of their input, no matter how little

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@moke_codes

6 months

How to drive a less experienced team without sounding annoying and condescending?

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@sduduzo_g

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Mash at 6am on a Monday

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@sduduzo_g

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I deleted a single property from an interface. All of a sudden 3 tests fail in another area due to a function that checks for the property I deleted. So I deleted the whole function. The rests of the tests are now scared to fail

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

It's ridiculously amazing how I can enjoy a cup of coffee with not even a single grain of sugar or a sweetener

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@sduduzo_g

2 months

@Village_boy7 No interview is perfect, in fact, we always talk about how broken the that process is in our industry. Besides your tweets being done deaf and oblivious to that reality, you're pushing the blame to the candidates that know no better. Don't just think, reason

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We're up! Code is not gonna write itself 🙂

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The setup is messy but functional. Live coding on discord. A snippet of golang code by @vt_codes

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

@TBLedwaba Regardless of the outcome, your push is inspiring. Good luck

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

Just in time for @devconfza ✌🏼😅

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11 months

Peak! #Escape2023

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

I took this picture.

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

@LeboMadise @JosiahThobejane Wait where?

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This looks neat

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2 years

This looks kleen

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@sduduzo_g

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Rejecting criticism is accepting that your growth, as a person, is both finite and final

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@sduduzo_g

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Today was amazing. The people I met were amazing. The whole conference was amazing. Thanks to @devconfza for the experience, thanks to all the sponsors. But most of all, thanks to @LeboMadise @MicrosoftSA and @msdevsa for making it possible. @ZATechRadio community is the plug

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#ZATechRadio My first setup 😂 laptop rather. Wired to our computer lap's monitor. Along with the

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@sduduzo_g

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This is why I never launch, and this is why I never finish blogs, because I'm busy adding stupid shit to my website 🤣🤣

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@sduduzo_g

10 months

It doesn't matter if your first job is what you want to do or not. What matters is that you make decisions about your career on a full stomach.

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@sduduzo_g

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@Village_boy7 Your failure to recognise your immoral grandstanding in all of this, when clearly you are potentially adding to the problem doesn't add any confidence than your interview process is not on its own harmful to our community

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@sduduzo_g

2 months

Okay, after a refactor, here's my recursive function to format any number into a currency format

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@sduduzo_g

2 months

Bottom line is, it works, but damn this code is hideous You can't even tell that this is a recursive function because of the amount of overloading I'm doing. I'm counting on my unit tests to figure out if its working or not.

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@sduduzo_g

3 years

WIndows 11 looking KLEEEN

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8 months

Completed my first Jira ticket today. I'm chuffed

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@sduduzo_g

2 years

I'm sure some of you think is how they "hack" your instagram accounts 😭😭😭

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@sduduzo_g

1 year

Genuine advice here: If you can afford it, get you and your team Pluralsight courses by Troy Hunt about Web Application Security He doesn't use code examples a lot so all of you are safe.

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@sduduzo_g

10 months

If I could make more money removing staplets from thick rims of paper with my bare hands. I'd be removing staplets from thick rims of paper with my bare hands. As a career

Professor X

@HRSirjesty

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Most of you are into Tech because of money and not passion.

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@JosiahThobejane Devs with a Todo list and an ecommerce site in their portfolio 🤝 Dr Mathew

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