Ex found some twink he wants to date and informed me of it AND the boy I was talking to got cold and distant bc I don’t want to date yet <3 all within like 10 minutes yayyyy
The world was (is?) collapsing around me as we speak BUT I did see myself in my front camera on snap and realized I’m too pretty for this so that’s something
Went to get std tested and doctor lady called me dehydrated and unhealthy (I haven’t eaten in twelve hours) and then shot me in the butt and killed me. 10/10
No bc all the people I went to high school with are like omg teach finances in school 😡😡😡😡 girl,,,,, we took finances it was literally required,,,, maybe you should’ve just paid attention😭
Y’all wtf this Kroger daddy just casually recommended the best wine I’ve ever had to me???? Shoutout to him I gotta give him some head later or smth god damn
Literally shitting pissing screaming farting etc I was so excited for this job and I thought I flopped the interview but apparently I did well enough and YAYYYYYYY