This has been a long time in the making.
Well over a year ago had been meaning to start putting this together but had the opposite of writers block.
This is just a little snapshot really, an ideas dumping ground of AI textual creativity.
The difference between Ricky Gervais and Frankie Boyle is firstly, Frankie Boyle is a much much *darker* comedian in his humour, and occasionally you can miss the mark with some jokes, but he usually punches up, not down. And he doesn't keep repeating the failures...
"who previously earned as much as $200,000 as a senior adviser when he was just 24"
That in itself is a major problem. No one has enough experience at age 24 to be a "senior advisor"
@AboutIndia
@US_FDA
Why do you think this is better than a vaccine? It has horrible side effects, it's not some great miracle cure. And who do you think makes it? Pharmaceutical companies!
@SexCounseling
@realDonaldTrump
The majority of people who come to Australia by boat are genuine refugees, which is a legal way to immigrate. The vast majority of illegal immigrants in Australia arrive by air and overstay visas, which is illegal
@OzIndie
@odeIive
@moranmarc13
Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
This and Eternal Sunshine are fantastic movies
@mikecosgrove
@JamesRobichaux
@DanPriceSeattle
Same in Australia. Our tax/GDP rate is less than one percentage point higher than the US, yet we have universal healthcare. If you factor in what Americans pay in insurance as a tax then it's massive compared to other countries
@johnb78
Singapore is a similar example, it looks nice, and is even nice for the middle classes and even a lot of lower classes, but that's reliant on an underclass too
@kymmytha
@Apocalypte
@scattermoon
Even Australia is expediting visas for Ukranian citizens currently in the queue and fast tracking new visas, and we have a complete a-hole govt in power at the moment.
@zinifax
@DianneCostin
Well, either NSW has been getting terrible advice that's the opposite of every other state & territory in Australia, or they're not following the advice given
@BradleyTim
@Kellie_Martin
That's the weird thing with alcohol, being sober around drunk people you wonder why the hell you'd want to spend time with them. When drunk though, they're all your friends. It's a "stupifier"
@bethrielly
"Australian style immigration"
Spending insane amounts of money to look like you're winning a fight against an invisible enemy that doesn't exist to distract from the fact you're not running the country properly
@simonahac
Ha, inspired me to do one of Brits view of Australia and vice versa.
The UK one is pretty accurate except for the well dressed people.... and the inner London sheep 😂
@de_pivo
@1goodtern
@MaxwellNia
Unfortunately people in developed nations forget about a lot of "eradicated" diseases, especially ones that do exist elsewhere but don't where public health measures have in effect eradicated it
There was talk a while back about Australia not being ready to have a PM with a non-Anglo-Saxon name like Albanese. Needs to be a very traditional English, state premier name like Malinauskas, Palaszczuk, Berejiklian, Gutwein, or Perrottet
@LusciousLani
That Cleveland, TN woman from Canada (apparently), just had to join Twitter to write two posts: attacking Trudeau, and getting involved in an Australian court case 😂
@moranmarc13
They moan about the "elites" travelling by private jet to an environmental conference, they moan about a child sailing to America. They moan about kids these days needing to be wrapped up in cotton wool, yet when one puts herself out there like this they still moan!
@Lucy__Vixen
@theJeremyVine
Just go straight for a crotch grab, as based on the hand washing habits of a lot of men that's what you're effectively doing anyway
@charlie30592056
@Kathbum
Poor child, hopefully she gets a better male influence in her life, as well as learns how to spell from someone other than you
@Sillyshib
@secretbort
Is that why he skips over Thursday and Friday and Saturday in 7 days.
He wanted to say "Gave her a KFC moist towelette on Thursday"
@NoCatsNoMasters
@vszyb
@Asher_Wolf
@united
They charge people for checking in luggage, then get annoyed when people only take carry on, then they lose luggage and wonder why people only take carry on 😂
@ghorst76
@DeadLioness
@MtnGrl4
Just as as comparison, the Space Shuttle had a 99% survival rate, considered one of the deadliest forms of transport. So you're saying it's 3x deadlier than the Space Shuttle. Wear a mask, like you wear a seatbelt
@BritishAlba
@SkyNews
Why aren't we free to call him a twat?
ITV made a commercial decision, we shouldn't mess with the free market. The government didn't silence him, so it's not a free speech issue.
Also, he walked off set.
@_JohnMcDermott
@Murdoch_RC
Bit like Israel and Palestine, so many of the current issues are due to the arbitrary creation of borders under British rule
@Jeremy_Kirk
@equis_group
The term hacker really shouldn't be used in this case. They basically left the doors wide opened, not locked, and making out someone has broken in
@BrandungP
@MLevitt_NP2013
I think it would be safest if we put everyone it a wooden cupboard for their protection, they will be safe then. Perhaps best to lie this cupboard down so it doesn't fall over. Even better, put it underground for extra protection
@StevePeers
@mojitoBaB
One day overstay has been enough to send people to Australia's offshore detention centres. That's the Australian style immigration system they voted for