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@scottinthesipp

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Dad, Coach, Stoic. Show me your evidence, not your talking points. Usually trolling, sometimes not. Sarcasm expert.

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4 months
@smalls2672 My son has gotten run off from some places a couple of times. Thankfully, he found a pond with some friendly homeowners where he can catch some like this.
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@greg16676935420 @MrBeast This is, HANDS DOWN, the most entertaining exchange I’ve seen on Twitter in some time.
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@RyanMarino Why would it do anything useful when it could suck the life out of all of us by taking the things we really enjoy? 🤣
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@Mike_Pence Can y’all boycott baseball so I can get my game tickets cheaper?
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@RonFilipkowski Awe, Ben burned his Barbies. Most people that have Barbies get rid of them at a much younger age than he is now. Glad he was able to finally let go of them.
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@Acyn They should have started this at midnight and had TK read them really slowly and drag it out until Tubberville falls asleep.
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@mtgreenee …but not one of those fake adopted moms. Biological ones only, right?
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@JoeyMannarinoUS I’m so sorry you felt threatened by an eyeroll. Must have been very traumatic.
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@CO_Stever @PopularLiberal …or maybe this is McConnell’s intent.
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@notcapnamerica Hate on her all you want, she’s having more fun than most.
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@joostluteijn @historyinmemes I don’t think you can get to Manhattan on that one.
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@Cernovich All their native land was stolen from them in 1900.
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@murderandmeds The headache was due to the paperwork incoming.
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@jeff_sadowsky @greg16676935420 Greg’s track record is impeccable.
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@RepMTG I think the appropriate way to determine if it’s an insurrection is to look and see what Josh Hawley’s reaction is and whether there’s a gallows outside.
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@CalltoActivism You tell him he forgot something at the bottom so he will have to slide down and do it again…and you watch.
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@mmpadellan This is the county I live in. It’s sick and disgusting. I wasn’t expecting these sentences, but I’m glad they’ve been handed down. Last sentencing is tomorrow. Heinous!!!!
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@laurenboebert You forgot to mention the thoughts.
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@RonFilipkowski Kim Jong-Il was better.
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@tatereeves You forgot to say “woke.” If you had said it, I would have completed my “Scary Tigger Words That Politicians Say” bingo card. I could have also won with “laptop.” Thanks, Tate! You cost me a 5 gallon jug of Jackson water and a share of next year’s stolen welfare money.
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2 years
@LoganYenser1 @ACTBrigitte Yes, free speech only applies when in agreement.
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1 year
@trpender My background before I did research are in the ICU…primarily surgery/trauma and neuro. Things to add the the list: Lawn Mowers Tractors Crossing streets Angry Exes Trees (particularly when approaching them at high speed) Nail guns
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@LasVegasLocally Most Romantic: Marry some random person you met at the Elvis chapel. Least Romantic: Marry some random person you met at the Elvis chapel.
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@davematt88 The nerve of that guy. 🤣
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@WallStreetSilv I think I’ll wait on Cramer to make a call.
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@BillyM2k As a general rule…absolutely. However, this month and a half rules them all.
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@HowThingsWork_ That face you make when you’ve spotted the guy you’re about to unalive across the room.
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@traecrowder On the money every single time.
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@ACTBrigitte I boycotted all day while I was at work, but the Saints are on now. Once the games are over, I’ll boycott again until Thursday.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS If people are buying them for $17, why should they sell for less? Increased demand yields higher prices. Stop buying them and the price will come down. Econ 101.
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@starwarsstanboy @TheGoodLiars He oozes alpha, so I see how you could make that mistake.
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@ACTBrigitte I guess AI doesn’t know about the tiny hands.
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@mtgreenee Who’s Allie?
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@RepMTG Aren’t you always mad? What makes this moment different than any other? 🙄
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@nathaliejacoby1 C. Not a chance I pay for social media without some sort of service in return. No 1st Gen social media business model deserves for me to pay them to collect my data.
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@tatereeves Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most uninspiring human in Mississippi.
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@unusual_whales UBI is going to be necessary once these machines get up to speed.
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@JDVance1 Translation: “We R’s have lost our ability to empathize with anything that is actually already breathing and people don’t trust us as a result, so we’ve gone all in on those not breathing yet hoping that one day they will like us.” Until R’s can express empathy for the born, the
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@APompliano The number one patriotic duty is to give the finger to anyone that says it’s your patriotic duty to do anything that has to do with work
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@DCreyke @Cernovich This was more of a statement aimed the the OP’s “weeping heart” for the native Hawaiians’ lost land….absolutely zero craps are actually given by this guy or he wouldn’t have cloaked his political outrage farming in it.
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@tedcruz Not one time did her Tweet say Hamas.
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@tedcruz No, Ted, this is what propaganda looks like. It’s a purposeful misrepresentation. By scaling the y-axis to make the situation look dire with the intent of deceiving people who don’t pay attention, you tell us exactly who you are.
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@RonFilipkowski Nothing like making writing “Never Surrender” under a picture of you surrendering.
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In a nutshell…. “There’s nothing special about me or my leadership, but elect me anyway.” 🤡
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CONFIRM JUDGE SCOTT COLOM 👨🏾‍⚖️
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"Mississippi is a conservative state, and conservatives are gonna go to the polls in droves, and they're gonna vote to re-elect our conservative governor. "And I'm just fortunate enough to be the name that's on the ticket!"
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@MistahC7 @evamelissaxu @ExplainThisBob This could have gone on indefinitely and you ruined it. I was already almost fully invested.
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@greg16676935420 Let me add to the pain….a tensegrity table.
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@GRDecter We have 1700 train derailments per year. While awful, we are beating a dead horse by talking about every single one right now. Nobody’s given a damn ever about this except the rail workers that we continue to ignore.
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@jordanbpeterson @mcuban @Forbes Jordan Peterson right now.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Seems that many here don’t know the difference between discovery and invention.
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@greg16676935420 I’m following anyone who can push a train. What an incredible feat.
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@ACTBrigitte Can you let David Dennison know that John Barron is on the line?
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@JoJoFromJerz Douchebag
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@JoeyMannarinoUS A whole lot better than you because my gas prices aren’t even close to that.
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@mtgreenee Crazy Acres? You couldn’t have selected a better location.
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@rebelEducator Loved it for my kids. Early independence with respect to routine tasks and the pride instilled as a result was a great thing for them.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS It’s definitely you.
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@Brandon_Newton1 @BaddCompani Got it. Thanks. Been busy at work all day and just haven’t had the time to look into to.
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@BarnettSkilo @Phil_Lewis_ Gerrymandering keeps them all in office.
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@InternetH0F Consumerism that results from a drive to make more and spend more is a worthless pursuit.
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@RepMTG There’s a stand where they polish hot dogs?
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@MarshaBlackburn @POTUS “Allowed Iranian President Raisi to enter the U.S.”: The United Nations headquarters in New York City is considered international territory, and world leaders, including the President of Iran, have the right to attend UN meetings and address the United Nations General Assembly
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@tatereeves Breaking: Governor or one state chooses random local news station from another state to be his definitive source of news then hides the name of the source in his screenshot. Narrative much? Pathetic actually.
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@greg16676935420 @MrBeast It’s part of his next YouTube video. Whoever takes their hand off last wins $1,000,000,000.
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@SnazzyBlocks @whoknew352 The trade off was more active mid game.
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@DGlaucomflecken We are inserting more layers of profit taking middlemen everywhere. It’s absurd.
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@DrCanuckMD This dude is going to get humbled like no other resident ever has.
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@BaddCompani I missed it. Someone fill me in.
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@StacyAndy9 To all the people who are saying yes, I love y’all and hope it never crosses your mind again.
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@greg16676935420 Some people find two people. In fact, some people find two people and pretend they only found one person.
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@CoreyRForrester The fact that his estate sent a cease and desist to the DT campaign and she chose this one tells you all you need to know.
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@Cernovich This reply’s replies are a master class in rapidly devolving conversation.
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@WUTangKids I questioned whether Too Short was the original audio until the dude at 0:55. This made me smile. They’re having a good time and I’m here for it.
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@tedcruz Ted will probably delete this later today when we potentially find out he was premature on this….again. I believe about 10% of 10% of Ted’s X posts.
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@nehemiahdfrank @smalls2672 I’ll never understand the bitterness of some people. How cool would it have been for him to just walk out there, take them some water and ask them how the fishing is. Instead, he chose to dehumanize them. Maybe @TizzyEnt can find him.
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@WUTangKids A-loony-um foil
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@RepMTG Doubling down on that “Don’t really know what communism is” stance, I see.
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@DC_Draino Damn that Mayor Pete for not being in that train monitoring that car.
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@BordeauxFrank Cute…he was probably just too tired from running circles around Tater The Crappy Debater last night.
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@3YearLetterman @POTUS Gigawatts only come in multiples of 1.21.
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@greg16676935420 I saw this at the checkout in the grocery store this morning. Might want to check again
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@MarshaBlackburn @POTUS Marsha - stop pandering to people who don’t know any better.
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@KirvinMoesquit @greg16676935420 There’s only one Top G around here, and he goes by Greg.
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@ZaleskiLuke This is actually the most logical explanation I’ve heard, yet.
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