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Father, artist, master craftsman, hipster doofus, 3rd ID veteran 85-91.

Bethesda, MD
Joined October 2013
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I like painting cars in collision repair. It’s physical and involves aesthetics and finishing, my natural proclivities. You get to see the results of painstaking labor truly shine. #akzonobelrefinish
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@KarlousM There’s nothing more pathetic than a man who hates on another man/woman’s joy. Work on not being that guy.
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@Rothmus Because it makes people question your judgment, which in health related fields is problematic.
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@OrderOfMentats @OctoPunkerz @DudespostingWs Daily cannabis user, master craftsman, six figure earner. Don’t let 420 culture represent weed smokers, it’s highly inaccurate.
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@JasonSCampbell Yeah Matt the backbone you showed powering through that podcast serves as an example to us all..
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@AJA_Cortes Stopped cycling, probably TRT and something else. Maintaining that physique at his age requires Rock levels of drug assistance.
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@DrEvil2021 @bonnieupright The left really can’t meme at all. 😂
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@ThatEricAlper I didn’t really know much about his personal life but it saddened me quite a bit. He was a great actor and there was this familiarity about him. Like he could be your cousin that was just cool and you wished you saw him more.
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@conservmillen My son was born unplanned out of wedlock in an unstable relationship. I thank god despite that we both strongly were against abortion. He’s 19 now. Amazing young man.
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@staticzval @Dexerto Lol I hope you realize the America is the only reason you aren’t speaking German today.
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@popitforpoppa Well done my man, well done.
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@redsteeze I’d prefer illegals were sent back right across the border but if they won’t do that send them to coastal cities that vote in these policies. It’s called getting what you asked for.
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@FoxNews We have people dropping dead from fentanyl, maybe let’s focus our energy on that.
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@NBAMemes Nobody shoots that badly not even Rodman.
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@wrong_speak Is it gloating to say that the ideals that man propagated got him killed? I have sympathy, but not much. You create an environment that treats criminals better than citizens these things tend to happen.
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@erichhartmann Collision repair painter here. I’ve been insulted numerous times on here for my job, always someone on the left.
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@craqercognition @KarlousM I’m not seeing the joke here though.
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@cosmic_oro @JozuJoestar Engagement farming 101
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@LegendaryEnergy Lex is a smug and condescending dude. I’m with Ye.
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@roywoodjr Carl Weathers was a professional football player. Sly had a great physique but that doesn’t make you automatically athletic.
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@brutalfightz2 Not a sucker punch to me. Once you get in a guy’s face you should know that can happen. If you’re observant, you can pretty reliably spot people that can fight just by their movement.
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@TheGreenOldDill I don’t know. I only have one son, I’m gen x. Our generation has plenty of problems I won’t deny that. My son is much like me, doing cool stuff. He’s currently stationed in South Korea.
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@Vastspartan @OrderOfMentats @OctoPunkerz @DudespostingWs What’s your statistic? I meet users in every profession, every walk of life. I work in collision repair, everyone has accidents, I feel like I have a pretty good idea of numbers in my area.
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@FightBatch Now you got your ass beat in front of your kids and you fully deserved it too.
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@pappybest @ksorbs It’s better to be thought a fool in silence, than speaking and removing all doubt.
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@emilia_stanescu @PrisonPlanet Conservative here, I’ve never heard anyone right or left expressing that. I’d even posit that you’d never hear this anywhere but Twitter.
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@Texas_Made956 Turned him in to a Merman 😭😭
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@KINGTHEMAIN Almost everything we consume at domestic level is built on the backs of poor people with little to no options.
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@Fight_Vdos They all lost.
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@doctortarantism @elonmusk The jealousy oozes from this post 🤣🤣
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@SIfill_ Now she can get back to wife beating, smoking blunts and hating America ( oh and can’t forget the genius of smuggling drugs in to Russia ). Truly an icon.
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@ARoc1975 @TimRunsHisMouth So you’re a creep as well I see.
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@Soulful1865 Ocho been that dude.
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@atoMIKalien @Rothmus That’s fine but there’s a good number of people that are just going to inherently be uncomfortable with that. Like piercings and tattoos.
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@DividendGrowth I stopped drinking when my son was born I was 34. Almost 60 now, without question best decision I ever made. I’m actually repulsed by it now.
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@fightinghabits Guys with long hair, that’s a handle any guy with strength can grab and there’s not much you can do. Don’t make it easier for people to beat the brakes off you.
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@stillgray Shouldn’t be on the bench if that scares you.
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@seekandfind23 @kangminjlee @PrisonPlanet For the male feminist, this is their moment to maybe get a sympathy lay.
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@xmonielove I appreciate Kendrick as a lyricist and rapper, but I blame interscope and entertainment media for beating me to death with him. I no longer want to find the broccoli.
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@georgethe001 @FiveTimesAugust Military forces ideally project strength, not weird sexual fetishes.
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@3YearLetterman Physical condition. Don’t see a lot of blobs in Russia like here.
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@EnchantedMeat @RealJamesWoods They’ve never worked. Read the John’s Hopkins study. It’s clear as day.
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@Rothmus I thought the first one sucked personally, so producing more stuff that sucks isn’t looking conspiratorial to me.
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@depplyhaIIows Doesn’t matter nothing is going to happen to her. Johnny is just trying to salvage his career, and if you think Amber is going to jail you’ve never been to family court.
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@Heroiam_Slava Only mentally ill individuals would cheer this on.
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@MotownHarleyQui @TheCriticalDri2 Netflix is a content bonanza for you I’m sure 😂😂
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@AngelaBelcamino Real talk, my dad is 83 with dementia, he’s recently started assisted living. I would never abandon my dad.
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@MrJonCryer @elonmusk @SpeakerPelosi Well the DOJ cleared everything up, and we know they are 100% trustworthy. 👀
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@thekittenwinksy I like all animals but feel a particular kinship with cats. Anna is almost 20 now
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@jbrdtrd @bennyjohnson @elonmusk Rules that were arbitrarily applied and a clear targeting of anyone on the right. Hate and violence is fomented on here daily, it just has to be the approved hate and violence.
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@seanmack1025 @TimRunsHisMouth Russia is answering to a clear and present danger of NATO making inroads in to bordering countries. It’s our fault Ukraine was attacked. Would you be ok with Russian expansion in to Mexico/Canada? That’s what you’re asking them to accept.
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@RealJamesWoods It’s sad when the need to avoid danger and unpleasant things is so central that you’ll give up everything just for the illusion of safety. I always think, do you not realize how tough our ancestors had it?
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@gdcaplan @MarketerHire That’s one weak logo for a graphic design business.
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@greg_price11 I feel bad for rational New Yorkers, but this is what the majority have consistently voted for. Much like my home town ( Washington DC ) at a certain point I had to leave and accept it was no longer a good place to be.
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@brutalfightz2 It was oddly almost entirely pretty nice, fairly new cars. If a shit box Altima or Landscaping truck came around I think he would have been in trouble lol
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@michaelrulli Liberals: I can’t understand why oil companies aren’t investing in new drilling when leadership has openly stated it wants to end their industry. 🤷‍♂️
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@hayasaka_aryan That was bad, but the physique pictures really did him worse I think. You don’t get a sense how bizarre his body is in clothing.
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@OrwellNGoode I wish they still made movies like this, they were great.
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@Fight_Master__ Pay attention, these guys can’t really fight but if you can’t fight hit hard, hit fast and don’t stop until the other person is incapacitated. Usually one hard shot will break an untrained person’s resolve.
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@SueZieCue @NickAdamsinUSA Being gay or trans etc. isn’t enlightening. It’s not an advanced and new way of thinking. It’s sexual preference/proclivity. Nobody cares.
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@gardenspot_co I see no expense was spared with the stun effect dramatization.
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@LouisvilleGun 67 was a good year. I was born, and this shit stain got dealt with.
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@keldorjedii You can’t actually do irreparable damage to a pretend thing. There is no actual force powers or force users. With the stream of garbage Disney is cranking out Force Unleashed should be celebrated as an entertaining video game.
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@ihybeto If you watch the moment he hits the pavement it’s a compound fracture to the left arm, completely destroyed the joint, one year of recovery.
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@Martina @benshapiro @MatthewPHoh @brianjtrautman Common sense. But transphobic is just a catch all insult to shout down opposition, they know their ideas won’t hold up to any scrutiny.
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@YSufferer I’m sure it was entertaining for the various armies they faced before they were unceremoniously mowed down.
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@nikicaga The Democrat of their era is an independent or conservative now. JFK would have despised identity politics and equity of outcome policies.
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@DrMcbeardface As a modern art/conversation piece you could do worse.
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@AnnLesbyPhD Transcendental. I exist solely in the spirit realm. With inflation I also can’t afford food.
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@FenixAmmunition It’s a bold design, something American designers used to do exceptionally well. It strikes me as meant for novelty and identity to bring attention to the brand not a serious truck competitor.
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@Life_INDK @miiller_tom @BlackKnight10k Just say you’re broke dude. You really think demonizing successful people bodes well for society?
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@dantypo He’s one of the few politicians we’ve ever had that represents himself in an authentic manner.
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@RubberNinja I’ll take this as an opportunity to promote my work and ignore the actual request.
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@DefiantLs Hope he experiences the diversity of general population.
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@RussInAus @thebradfordfile Govern me daddy. Australia.
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@FightMate Do not confront people unless you’re prepared for what can transpire.
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@Grand_handsomer Smoke show Colonel Wilma.
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@ThomasPaineBand @EndWokeness Automation is nowhere near replacing these jobs.
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@davidhogg111 Cry more pencil neck.
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@ElieJarrougeMD @AperehamL Losing weight and improving your health takes commitment. People inherently know this is important, but ignore it or lack the discipline to change.
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@AmiriKing Here’s my zoomer son. Intelligent, hard working, funny, highly skilled and physically conditioned. Currently stationed in South Korea.
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@EYakoby Remember that they never expect a button down white dude to throw hands. He was able to leverage that to a significant advantage.
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@QiwiGames @SuspectFed My son serves, so did I. We are better men than you’ll ever be.
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@SimplyInaya @historyinmemes You don’t understand the purpose of the second amendment.
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@RickyBarksdale @waifulyssa @Bornakang What he’s doing takes quite a bit of skill and experience. My shop happily pays 2 grand for that type of service.
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@Kontro113dKhaOZ @Sa_Gwang @bullyb170 @danawhite Diaz and Ferguson on a podcast? You’d need subtitles.
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@RpsAgainstTrump When a weenie like Cuban doesn’t like you that’s pretty much a positive reference.
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@RichStapless @FR0STY_666 @TheDunkCentral You’re right, it’s just you.
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@Stephan1McClure @therealsteppas I think waist level hands with an upright chin while moving forward got the best of him.
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@Outkick None of that contact effected the shot. He was off balance and traveled attempting a left handed finger roll under the basket. It was nowhere near going in. The under the basket camera shows it much better.
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@LOVINGNWARM @elonmusk No the Comanche mastered horseback and archery and were dominating, would have eventually absorbed or killed every tribe. Read more.
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