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@scoobschrisRL

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He / Him. Single. Gay socialist. It's me moaning about life, politics, men, flirting, filth and so much more. Sometimes NSFW🏳️‍🌈 #gay #blm #transally #eu

London, England
Joined December 2012
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3 months
I am closing this profile down in a few weeks. What Musk has done to Twitter is terrible and his amplification of the far right on here is more than I can deal with. On Blue Sky i am scoobschris dot bsky dot social On threads I am scoobschris Hope to see you out there.
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2 years
No LGB without the T. Ever. We still with you, for you, beside you, and we have your back. Always. #TransAwarenessWeek
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1 year
Yes I got my hair did
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4 years
@lewiszachery904 @NazhierSmith And not strangely consumed by the notion that they are so irresistible that we homos will not be able to control ourselves around them.
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1 year
Send help.
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2 years
Anniversary dinner tonight. 5 years with this one!
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1 year
Got myself cleaned up didn't I.
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2 years
@caitlynlandry @eBridget @FourRedShoes Well literally anything will trigger them so no actual effort is required.
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1 year
Take me to the beach!
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1 year
You better make sure that place is tidy cos momma's comin home today!
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1 year
Good morning bitches!
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1 year
Today I will be giving:
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1 year
This barbie has her tiddies out outdoors.
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1 year
Morning. Coming to you live from my sofa. Last day off before I get back in my hamster wheel and run in circles! Happy Tuesday!
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3 years
Nicola Sturgeon once again showing the leadership and empathy that the entire country really needs.
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1 year
Yesterday I was indisposed but today my job is beach and I am back to work.
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1 year
I appear to be awake.
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1 year
2018 vs 2023. I think I look better now.
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1 year
Morning lovelies. Hit a long-standing weight loss goal today and my blood pressure is - just - back into the normal range. So in spite of the Monday and this dreary July weather, I feel good! Have a great day!
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1 year
I may be a little drunk.
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3 years
@sallyfates @OtterXaddy It's entirely your choice but being gay is not something to make amends for, and it's worth asking if your continued relationship is worth being a whipping boy. I really hope you get to a better place with or if necessary without them.
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1 year
She tired but showered and ready for departure. Sitges here I come!
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1 year
Obey me.
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1 year
Save your Fairy Liquid
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2 years
@theashrb There's this hideous Dickensian / Puritanical streak in the British psyche that says that if you're not suffering at all times, then you're fine, you have enough, you're just lazy and don't blame anyone else for your circumstances
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1 year
Morning lovely people. Not feeling it this morning. Maybe coffee will help. Have a great day!
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9 months
@missfeven There was a lot of unconscious bias on display. After the start only white men get recruited as traitors. Women get betrayed or murdered. Non-white faithful are dismissed or deemed aggressive or not team players. There's a lot to unpack.
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1 year
It's a struggle. Every day is hard
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2 years
@ajplus They should appropriate that land in Barbados. It's disgraceful that he is still considered the owner.
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2 years
Tentatively trying Mastodon - scoobsuk @toot .community and Tribel - Scoobs UK and insta scoobschris and NEW! Hive @scoobsuk
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2 years
@LGBTglitterati How has certain strands of 'feminism' enthusiastically embraced the notion that the uterus defines their identity and that only females can work in caring professions or with young or vulnerable people? It's astonishing.
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1 year
@isntdave @LGBTCons I'd like to hear from the trans members of @LGBTCons right now. How do you feel about what you've heard at conference?
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6 years
I have to say that @TheBiancaDelRio was wildly inappropriate at the Apollo tonight. I loved every minute. That nasty hag can turn the party!
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1 year
Morning! Out and about early this morning to get a vax. Have a great day everyone!
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1 year
Miss Katya approved my lewk
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1 year
It's date night. Dinner and a movie!
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4 months
@Ed_Miliband You may have one of the most consequential jobs in Government. We need an urgent and serious focus on climate change. We are rooting for you.
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7 years
I'd recommend with a friend. Or several.
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Gay sex isn't a sin, by the way. It's 👌, would recommend to a friend. 😂
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2 years
Balloons? For me? You shouldn't have!
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3 years
@jasebyjason Like grandfather like father like son
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2 years
Morning gang. It’s not cold but I brought my duvet to the sofa anyway.
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1 year
In my happy place
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3 years
@Ranker @JDMorgan @GerardButler @PatrickDempsey Were only white people available to select or was the voting pool just white Caucasian as the only standard of beauty. Still. In 2022. In a world with Idris Elba. Daniel Dae Kim. Shemar Moore. Sendhil Ramamurthy. Seriously?
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3 years
@Badgersgetabad @richardosman I think you'll find that it's 'the lesserer the betterer'
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1 year
This big bitch about to get airborne. Bye Brexitia, Hola España!
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@Lexistansrih @sallyfates @OtterXaddy You can't mend something that someone else keeps trying to break.
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3 years
Every gushing reaction about EU countries making it easy for Ukrainian refugees to come should be tempered with the memory that they'll let darker skinned people starve and freeze at the borders.
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2 years
@s_riyaad_a Young Tories living their oppression fantasies before they get to do it for real in government in 15 years
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4 years
@ryycarey Countries that think I'm fit to execute or imprison just for the crime of being me are not getting my tourist dollahs.
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4 years
@liamgareau @sillyolddaniel Is that a Klein, Epstein and Parker suit?
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1 year
@AlexHollandxxx She’s branching out with a new sound 😳
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1 year
All gussied up for the evening
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2 years
Monday. Good morning.
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2 years
My gay powers were not restored by my haircut. I never lost them. 😇
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2 years
Good morning. Today I am flying to the sun 💕
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1 year
Warmth. Sun. At last!!!!
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1 year
At some point yesterday or last night my legs got bitten to shit 😞 Are mosquitoes bad in London right now?
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10 years
@HackneyAbbott this constant deligitimisation of the Scottlish electorate, 6 months after pleading with them to stay, is cynical & shocking
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11 months
Happy Sunday everyone, some personal news. After 6 wonderful years my partner and I have made a mutual decision to end our relationship. But we will continue to be friends. We're doing fine and I don't plan on commenting further. xxx
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2 years
@Duffeh_Leeds @BBCFLauraKT @aunty_shirley We keep saying that but it keeps getting renewed as the writers find ever more outlandish storylines!
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1 year
It just hits different in Spain 🤷‍♀️
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2 years
Morning you gorgeous people. Happy Tuesday! I'm hoping for a better day!
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2 years
Having to interview people is weird 😫
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2 years
@afneil @MailOnline It was only ever a dream. A fantasy. That fact is starting to be acknowledged at last.
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2 years
Good morning and Happy Boxing Day to all those who...er...box. 🤷‍♀️ The good news is that I am definitely feeling better and I can taste my tea this morning so belated Christmas Dinner is go!
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3 years
@GiaGunn @gottmik You can actually admit you're wrong, Gia, show grace, it's not weakness. RPDR is celebrating trans queens around the world. It was too slow to do so but it is happening. Let's celebrate it and make sure it only gets better.
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1 year
Morning lovers. I'm looking a bit scruffy today, need to tidy up my face, but I'm feeling good and I'm back at it early 👊
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Morning all. This week I should hear some pretty big news. I hope it goes my way but even if it doesn't I'll be glad not to be dealing with the uncertainty 😂 Have a great week xxx
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1 year
After a challenging week of beach it's time for Barcelona rooftop pool.
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3 years
@MollyOShah @marcusjdl Alexa, define midlife crisis
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5 months
@IanDunt I know. It's tragic.
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1 year
Time for a haircut
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2 years
Morning. The nasty bug finally got me. Feel pretty shit this morning. Unless this headache clears I won't be getting much done 😞
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1 year
Pretty big
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spooky ηick 🎃
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Are your thighs big? 👀
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2 years
Merry Christmas from my family to yours x
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2 years
Morning Mondayfighters!
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3 months
@computer_gay Editor understood the assignment here.
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1 year
Kinda liking my legs today, ngl My short likkle legs 😂
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5 years
@TheMalibuGirl @PennyRed The right to change legal gender with the process being overly intrusive and bureaucratic, the right to use non binary pronouns on official documents and birth certificates. The right to not be portrayed as a dangerous threat to cis women and lesbians by the media and society.
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2 years
Morning dearhearts. I'm not moving for another hour at least.
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1 year
Yassified.
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2 years
@hugeasmammoth_ AND Milan kept her clothes and wig on this time too!
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1 year
I'm not moving from this sofa
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2 years
Morning lovelies. On the mend but it's another duvet day for me!
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7 years
Having to queue to vote in Vauxhall. First time I can recall this happening. #GeneralElection17
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1 year
I have procrastinated for the past week. Today is the day of reckoning. It all has to be finished whether I like it or not.
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3 years
@maisiebarker @marcusjdl Oh that explains a lot.
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1 year
Still rough. Send nudes. This is an emergency.
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1 year
No full pics of me in a suit, strangely.
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@bricafoli1 Now kindly send me ur # wai lol
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2 years
@justmaydoes @CheddarGorgeous You're not official. You're Just May.
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2 years
@mehdirhasan Over a million dead. A million. And the takeaway is that they took it too seriously? Astonishing.
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2 years
Today I feel like I have all the sexual allure of an airline salad but at least I'm starting to feel better.
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1 year
Morning. I don't want to move and you can't make me.
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8 months
@chrismaheras_ I don't understand why they won't clear the streets for me before I emerge from my car. Am I reaching for the stars? Not really.
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8 months
Early start and travels to say farewell to a lovely lady 💔
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2 years
Good morning!
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2 years
My new ride. Subtle.
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2 years
There are few things more frustrating than a sneeze that gets 95% of the way to detonation and then just dissipates. Good morning!
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