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Tech, gamer, overall nerd.

Joined June 2010
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@bestwildclips If I caught my kid doing that.. I think I would give the cat his room bed and TV for a week and he can sleep in the cat bed.
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@cctvidiots I hope she goes to jail. This is admitting a crime..
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@KEEMSTAR Is it me or is this guy trying to get out of the friend zone?
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@Alphafox78 This boy really walking around with a scale like "step on bitch."
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@Alphafox78 I mean it costs a lot to go to Disney world. How long do you have to waste of your day sitting on that ride when you can just get up and walk out and go do something else.
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@lporiginalg They deserve everything they get. I'm not even religious but I feel like the level of vanity in society now is a sin.
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@Sneak0o She got more black DNA in her than you sneako
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@KO_Fights_ That through the fire and flames guitar solo he did from his back though
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@danielmarven Whe she says she a virgin.
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@DramaAlert I knew from her voice she was obese
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@iamyesyouareno This is the level of racism we are dealing with. And I don't know the solution. From all of the stories that I see of violence targeted at white people. It seems to suggest we're past words.
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@Dexerto Gucci gang, Gucci gang, oh shit I'm in a lot of pain
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@OliLondonTV Reminds me of those caricature drawings where they overexaggerate features to make fun of you.
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@hippojuicefilm Holy shit. I thought that was Whoopi Goldberg
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@adgirlMM How does Mark Cuban know about her policies when she don't even know?
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@pearlythingz She even admits, one guy she really likes and instead of putting herself out there to get attached she just trucks on and wastes that energy on random dudes for free meals. It's almost insanity. Why? Invest in the guy you like, time, effort, emotion.
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@DramaAlert With the hooker?
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@DramaAlert Are they going to have a scale for the women to stand on?
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@NoCapFights She says date short kings then immediately refers to tall guys as "prime real estate"
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@wilderpatriot Yes she's been single for 6 years but ran through by 100 guys.
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@Dexerto At first I was like that's weird but I was like damn. That's actually really cool of her. I mean it's for view so it's not really selfless. But hey we get what we can get
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@philthatremains Are you sure he also didn't yell, "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
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@iamyesyouareno I bought a gun 2 months ago. If you don't carry in 2024 and this happens to you, it's your fault. You've been warned, you've seen the videos, read the stories, saw justice fail.
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@wealth_turtle @DramaAlert The guy tickled her.
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@whatever See I don't have erectile dysfunction. I just love too much.
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@WarMonitoreu So it's standard Miami police practice to send 60 squad cars for a couple kids shooting off fireworks? Just want to make sure I'm understanding what you're saying
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@cctvidiots I'mma just throw out a wild guess. Is this California?
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@dom_lucre Don't forget the diary of Ashley Biden claiming "showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).” and " Was I molested?" the news said it was fake, but the FBI raided @JamesOKeefeIII to get it and now a few people are going to jail for stealing it.
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@Alphafox78 She had to get swabs from each dude to figure out who the father was. Many of them refused to even participate. A new single mother is added to the dating pool that no man wants. Another fatherless child , likely destined for jail where 80% of the inmates are fatherless homes
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@JebraFaushay Trump needs to come out identifying as President, so anyone who says he's not is being a bigot for not affirming him
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@CatchUpFeed Technically this is @jimmykimmel trying to push racial segregation. Japan is 97.5% Japanese. The reason they live so well together is because they are all from the same background in culture. When you mash every culture in the world into one country that's what you get.
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@Defundmedianow @CollinRugg So you say, everyone watched this, knew it was happening and just said, "not my life not my problem?" At this very moment, I am questioning everyone on that list of people who watched this women be abused by all the things on this list above only now she's dead play savior.
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@OliLondonTV I love when they do hunger strikes because no matter what, if you wait long enough the problem goes away.
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@Alphafox78 Why is it every average girl dress like they are auditioning at a strip club?
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@pearlythingz I knew immediately Champ was getting another date, because, and I base that solely on 28 seconds I've watched, this girl can't be okay. She has to serial date to to avoid confronting some personal issue she avoids
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@realCarola2Hope @HappyPunch @dillondanis A true friend who refuses to let a fellow brother waste his life away on a ran through Hollywood hoe.
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@ModestyQueen19 $400,000 is a small price to pay versus half your entire net worth
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@weirddalle Wtf, where do you even get bootleg converse? Wish? Alibaba? Etsy?
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@Alphafox78 Still gay
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@InternetH0F To be fair, groceries are almost as much as a gun is.
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@Alphafox78 If I go in the woods I'm not going to sue the bear that tried to eat my leg. If I get on the road in front of cars that are coming, that's my fault not theirs. They're doing what they're supposed to do, drive.
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@bennyjohnson I never even looked at Vivek as an Indian. I saw him for his ideas and what he stood for. But for some reason Kamala, I see her as race baiter
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@NewsM101 Jack is very much a social justice warrior. They view the world in a much different way.
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@Mad__fights I mean... Go kashanti
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@NoCapFights This that girl that threw her dad under the bus after he gave her millions during her childhood
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@GmorganJr 300k a year and she can't live. I hate women like this.
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@Lunch77Beatz You say ego, we say standards
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@SashaLove1988 @cctvidiots except compete in men's sports.
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@Grummz They'd rather push their ideology than a good product. It's a cult.
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@MrAndyNgo If being far right is to be against that, count me in
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@FearedBuck If she were a man, she'd be a registered sex offender by today.
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@IamButterflySue During the costliest civil unrest in all of US history. Where 100+ cities burned, $2 billion in damages, 40+ people died, mainly black residents, 700 police assaulted, family businesses gone forever and looted. Then someone attacked him and he protected himself.
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@WomenBeingAwful They demonize it because they regret their life choices.
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@RyanGirdusky @coldxman From the way Whoopi explains it, she thinks today's school is the school she went to 100 years ago. She does not realize that things have changed.
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@iluminatibot I'm currently buying a gun, I gave a good job and Jesus Christ handguns are insanely priced
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@MacFarlaneNews Crazy how the most secured @!* monitored place in the world, just watched them and let it happen huh?
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@mmpadellan Yeah the lady who signed the statement saying it never happened?
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@AngryJoeShow Obviously so they can own all their IPs
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@whatever Props to the 304 for coming back to defend her position as a hooker
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@Timcast The live stream is happening right now, Jared is done for
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@K2theSky Oh you mean while the cops are just waving people in, not trying to stop anybody, not even pretending like what they're doing is wrong.
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@KEEMSTAR People joke about this, then states pass abortion laws stating zero restrictions, then try to make fun of you for thinking they would do ever something evil like that, yet they have still not explained why the law to allow the evil thing is put into place if its absurd
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@whatever I guarantee you, me and the boys be heading back to the crib to play some video games, order a pizza
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@BrightInsight6 Seriously tho, what is this dude wearing? Who looked in the mirror and said, "yeah I'll wear this to the biggest podcast on earth where millions will see me." That one judgement call makes me question all of his judgments.
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@girlfighttv Good on her though. She waited for the other girl to fight first. She was just defending herself.
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@PicturesFoIder Bro a can of Pringles cost more than a whole bag of like 40 potatoes...
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@ArtCandee @RepMTG Why would he plan something that took place 8 months after he was already out of office. He can't hold little Joe's hand
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@lindyli You're an immigrant, these are criminals migrants. You are not the same.
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@lporiginalg Bro shes had the same shirt for how long??
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@JesseBWatters Isn't every lawsuit settlement just legal hush money? You agree to take this money to not speak about it.
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@pearlythingz If she was a man, she would be depressed and in poverty. I don't know her background but any woman that beautiful certainly got there with it's help. Not saying only that, but you see it everyday cute girls get free passes. A man would get stabbed
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@Criminalsfails Bro vanished like he was David Copperfield
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@jakeshieldsajj Here is a group always claiming persecution but they've been expelled from 109 countries over 2,500 years. What people anywhere have this track record of being incapable of living with others? Can anybody say 109 coincidences with a straight face? I have yet to.
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@JamesTate121 Sure thing, you can make up anything you want, the numbers don't lie. And when Biden ran on making sure everything Trump did he would undo.. Well seems like things were working just fine then. Now? Well
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@Cancelcloco The media companies still don't get a pass on this because they still could have at least investigated it. They just wrote what Big Daddy government told them to.
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@BlahBlahBllaahh @NoCapFights Makes me think stepdad
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@ShaykhSulaiman It's like being back September in the US during 2001.
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@RyanGirdusky @coldxman The View is admitting the quiet part. They don't want to help white people. Period.
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@mjfree But currently American endorses Trump, it's why he leads every poll and that number has only climbed as the elite attempt to hold power by removing him from the race
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@MrAndyNgo @wku BLM has historically supported criminals and pedophiles. What do you expect from them?
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@WallStreetSilv I watched a documentary from UK years ago and it was following the last like 3 families in a town that were moving because the entire town had been replaced by Muslims and they felt like they didn't belong. Muslims took over the schools, business, holidays. They were born there
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@orphankickerr She is a clout chasing liar using sexual abuse as her catalyst.
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@streetfighthard Depends on her reaction..
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@TristanSnell I read an article on the pipe bombs today. Apparently they were given every resource, lab, technology available to the most powerful country on Earth. And still failed to find a dude in some white Nikes.
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@jakeshieldsajj Oh snap. I thought that was Mercutio.
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@GivenAnt She can't go to the police because there isn't anything to report. Tickling isn't against the law
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@DramaAlert The lady on Joe Rogan said this like 2 years ago
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@WallStreetSilv Well you see, now that Black Stone owns 300,000+ US homes, they give the stimulus to home buyers who buys Black Stone houses and Black Stone funnels back to the government using contract and other "deals" Everything thinks they got free money, but only the government did.
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@OliLondonTV I am also 14 contradictory things that are real and have absolutely no connection to the medication I currently take to suppress the voices in my head.
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@lporiginalg I'd be pissed being a youth these days... like who tf can you even date or flirt with?
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@HazelAppleyard_ Bro put a phone in his bag and took out a second phone
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@lporiginalg It's not a million dollar question, she's white and this was because she is white
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@shaneyyricch The last line is the best. You mean the classified documents in his garage by his Corvette?
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@Alphafox78 Get rice, broccoli, carrots and chicken. Any sauce you want and it's a great meal healthy and cheap.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Immediately he's cheating
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@ChomperElectric I know right!?! Castrating and sterilizing children is no big deal.
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@iamyesyouareno Crazy how it was Africans who traded Africans on their own. We traded them guns and materials for people they had already enslaved. Why would we judge the culture they created and used? We merely participated in the African system using the resources we had.
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@WomenBeingAwful This man has been her free meals for 8 months
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