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Former biochemist, current lawyer, avid Cleveland sports fan. he/him. this account is personal; do not take its contents personally.

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I am so glad the Guardians and 28 other MLB teams do pride night. Baseball is for everyone, period. No matter who you love, what your gender is, no matter what the people in these replies say. If pride night bothers you, look inward and work on yourself.
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Tonight's Pride Night is loaded with activities! #ForTheLand
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@BallsackSports @Flash_Garrett Great technique, good hand placement and footwork
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Keep Trevor Bauer the hell away from MLB in general. I don't care if he was "exonerated" (he wasn't). I don't care if he "did nothing wrong" (he did). I don't care if it hurts your feelings when he makes sad YouTubes about wanting another chance.
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Bring Trevor Bauer back to Cleveland. I don’t care if it hurts your feelings.
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@EricCressey @PitchingNinja "Students, normally this requires the use of a Bunsen burner, but in this classroom I provide the gas"
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Triston McKenzie guiding the soul of the White Sox home, call him Dr. Styx
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@Kyle_barker34 Being straight is the expected and the default, there is no shame or ostracization for being straight. Let's get a grip. This is just "white history month" nonsense that conflates celebration of differences with erasure of the plurality. Think harder.
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@BallKnower_47 I simply disagree with the idea that loving your neighbor is controversial and that people should be marginalized for who they are. That's what pride is about to me.
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@ashleyfeinberg Vox Populi dox doofus
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@FoolishBB Shelfy was doing all he could not to have a stroke on camera
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The camera is on the ball for a comically long time here
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Quick work. 😮‍💨 #ForTheLand | #GuardiWins
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The Cleveland Guardians have non-tendered Jensen Lewis
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@theneedledrop Grows his own crops and he writes his own words
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@NotABigJerk I don't even want to SEE a pronoun, okay? If you make me read she/her/hers on a resume, that's basically waterboarding, to me.
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@NotABigJerk They're saying he's in the best shape of his life this spring
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Stephen Vogt on his own seems like a good hire. Stephen Vogt with Sandy Alomar retained on staff is honestly a home run to me.
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@CleGuardians 2nd in ERA (3.12) 1st in ERA (2.28)
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We got Clay Holmes throwing 95mph screwballs now?
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What in the World is this 95mph Sinker from Clay Holmes?! 😳
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Cleveland is probably too far back to catch up to Minnesota, but the young players are stepping up. If they tried the youth movement a little sooner, maybe they're in a better position. But they're playing fun baseball in September, and that's always worth something.
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If Rosey has a million fans, I am one of them. If Rosey has one fan, then it is me. If Rosey has no fans, then I am dead
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BONUS: Rosey yelling "NOOOOOO!"
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@axios She adopted the only rule that seems to matter in Washington DC: the lobby's money talks more than your constituents.
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@theneedledrop Did the man who invented college go to college? Think about it
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@JennyENicholson Why do they keep calling you a casual, gfuel only sponsors pro gamers
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Girl: come over Me: I can't I'm in the bullpen Girl: I'm up 1-0 in the 8th with 2 on and 1 out Me:
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@manzosmustache Texas Rangers
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@NotABigJerk Just gonna "dissent" from the "maximalist" position that trans people are valid and "compromise" with people who share my "concerns"
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@TFG_Football Apparently Doug Pederson needs to see Nate Sudfeld so he can pound the table for him when he coaches in the XFL in 2021
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David Fry when Tito told him to get behind the plate:
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@AdamSchefter If Susan Tose Spencer was the first female GM in NFL history in 1983, then how is Catherine Raiche's position, VP of Football Operations, the most senior ranking team personnel position a woman has held in the NFL?
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@Kenny13aseball We don't want you to miss your baby's first day of pre school, Kenny
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They call him Ben Lively and this has Ben Lovely
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All this noise about Gabby Arias being a bad teammate and he's the first guy loving on his teammate who plays the same position? Hm.
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The whole dugout celebrating with Rocchio 🥹. #ForTheLand
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@Hawk Have you tried his new signature sandwich, Hawk? It's called the Dangerwich. It's dangeRussly good. Be careful, though. It's *spicy*
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@Hawk DeMeco Ryans might end up a head coach by next season, he certainly didn't hurt his case tonight. Wonderful job
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@drewmagary The right way to do things is to hold 3 to 5 retirement press conferences to leverage your team until they're mad enough at you (and have seen enough from your backup) to ship you off to the New York Jets
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@theneedledrop Maybe if Nav made his own beats and wrote his own words for Tyler it would be a 10?
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@WFKARS "there was necessary risk to others transporting him to the hospital, which justifies this unnecessary risk to others taking him out of the hospital for ice cream and adulation"
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@BrettKollmann What ever could you mean, Brett
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Emmanuel Clase said
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@wizards_magic Omnath, Locus of Banlist 😔
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@BallKnower_47 Do you miss the multiple "day of prayer" and "celebration of family" nights that happen annually? This is one home game, as those are.
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@FoolishBB @SportsInfo_SIS Arraez missed a nasty middle-middle fastball from gas merchant Caleb Thielbar in the 8th or 9th yesterday, he'll be off in a few hours.
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@FoolishBB Smoltz is capable of great commentary when he's engaged and not lamenting the state of baseball
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@FoolishBB But foolish, he doesn't even have a live series diamond
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@bubbaprog Holy shit did that last guy with the laryngitis actually say he was down to his last four dollars
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@FoolishBB In my day they called that "Juan Uribe"
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@H1TWOM4N Wise men say, "I probably use $8 in toilet paper a day"
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@PUNISHEDASH I think he wrote Imagine
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@mike_petriello It's gotta be Mike Zunino and he didn't even play all 4 games
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@BrettKollmann ????? They aren't even doing the same thing in the photos!
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@Q_Review I could watch 22 centuries of Phil of the Future content
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Takeaways from one game should be taken with extreme grains of salt, but here's 3: 1. Sticks needed that start as much as the team did. Fry called a fantastic game too. 2. Steven Kwan is a brilliant player. WOW. 3. Vogt loves Tim Herrin and I'm starting to get it.
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@minakimes Charlie Brown lived long enough to see himself become the villain
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Guys I think it's time to worry about Manzardo. At the game today I shouted "do it for Idaho" and he didn't do it for Idaho? And then he wouldn't refund my ticket. This is not the savior
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@TheSASBurner All the booth could say was "no" at various lengths
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@IfBooksPod @The_Law_Boy Blogger (derogatory)
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@koch_colton @BrettKollmann This was in August! He's been trying to PB since he started
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@JRFegan Someone find Rick Renteria and apologize
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Since I have no other way of making this known, I've accepted an offer to attend law school at Case Western Reserve University in the fall. Being a lawyer was my dream as a kid, and I'm excited to make that dream come to fruition.
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@JoeGoodberry Getting rid of the side panels alone goes a long way for me.
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@ZackMeisel Definitely not what you want to see with a young guy that slight with a recent injury history.
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@TFG_Football Thielen runs a sub 4.4, the sneakiest athleticism, while Jefferson runs an explosive 4.4
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@Monte_Colorman @ElmerFlick63 That's not the criteria. Read the rules
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@CodifyBaseball Umpires have the discretion to do this, and they have been doing so all spring. It's not an amendment, it's the rule.
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I won't tell you how or when but I will get around to it
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I am here and Cookie is warming up to Lady Gaga pls win
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@ParkerMolloy What does that mean, "woke is fundamentally anti-human?" I don't even know what it means, "woke is fundamentally anti-human!"
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@keithlaw This 100% on the players. The billionaires actually earned their deep drive to left field by Castellanos. And so that'll make it a four-nothing ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be shilling on this headset again, if it will be for my bosses at Fox
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@NotABigJerk Vegas Unathletics
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@FoolishBB I know it's not actually today because no one is thirsting for Christian Yelich's mom
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Gabriel Arias: hey guys, I'm pretty good on the infield, and I might have the best arm in the- Guardians:
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@gabbgoudy Why do a TikTok dance about a car when you could literally fuckin drag race your teammate? Easy W
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@ZackMeisel Zack this sucks and I'm sorry for Franmil. But can you ask Will Benson what his Taco Bell order is
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@Pap000000 @CespedesBBQ @DreKnott Yeah it's a really lazy comparison to tell two similar stories about these guys and talk about their attitudes toward the game. I hate fun too. It sucks!
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Just woke up from a 120 year long nap. When do the Cleveland Bluebirds play
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Does anyone else really like to mix it up with the microwave cooking times? Like, sometimes it just needs 43 seconds
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@PitchingNinja Oh cool so it's like if Emmanuel Clase could go into the sixth inning and sock home runs in his free time
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@ShadowTodd Todd, further into the Shadows
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@stevenkwanshat @christos_ioa I do not remember a single Ramon Laureano double
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@GuardsInsider Best wishes for Gabriel's family
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@ChrisFedor Kevin Stefanski holding this team back by scheming players wide open for his QB to miss
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Today was encouraging for Carlos Carrasco. He got the fastball up to 94, and he got through 6 innings in 71 pitches. He has some batted ball luck, but these are the kinds of performances the team needs. He can do it when he throws strikes consistently.
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Just sent these bangers to Jensen Lewis. Think he'll be enough of a patriot to wear them on the broadcast?
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@FoolishBB A "buycott"
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@QuincyWheeler1 Cal Quantrill always a Guard
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@NotTheExpertYT How can they even promote the last bullet point? "Buy this new game, we proofread this time!"
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@RealDCunningham Lamar Stevens is simply Andre Iguodala with a Penn State degree
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Guys. They're gonna bring in at least one of the people you are posting about off the bench in the 4th inning
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Are you kidding? Two games today? #GuardsSpring
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@ianlarkin @AdamSchefter Thank you, I appreciate the clarification! GM just means so much more now.
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Ashtabula: A place
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@JennyENicholson So is everyone featured in this video going to capitalize on this attention? This is sensational
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