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I am the REAL HERO. Backup account: @schizolander

Arkham Asylum, Psych Ward
Joined September 2022
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ROCKSTAR CANCELLED AN ENTIRE GTA 5 DLC ON A PLAYABLE LIBERTY CITY BECAUSE OF GTA ONLINE
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Fans seeing that Rockstar cancelled Bully 2 and 8 GTA V DLCs because GTA Online was more profitable:
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"We cancelled Bully 2 and 8 GTA V DLCs because GTA Online was more profitable"
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Are you telling me Rockstar cancelled Bully 2 and 8 GTA V DLCs?
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Me seeing that Bully 2 was real and Rockstar cancelled it because of GTA Online:
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Everyone rn looking at their 14yo self buying sharks cards on GTA Online (We didn't knew Rockstar would cancel Bully 2 and 8 DLCs because of it)
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Me after seeing Dune part 2 (it actually is as good as people say it is):
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I'm making transphobic tweets and not losing any followers?
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The perfect casting:
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A live-action Miles Morales movie is in the works.
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"Remember Bully 2? The game you cancelled in cold blood?" Rockstar: "What does it matter to you anyway?" "EVERYTHING"
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@NatWarnock "Allegedly"
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Just lost 7 followers
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400 followers!
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@MoonTheHunter @Lunwi88 He used to be so good... They've ruined him
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I dont't play any games with a woman as a main character
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Cyberpunk 2077 bros. V only makes sense if played as a chick. Game thread
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She's so fucking ugly and disgusting. I can't understand why people say she's pretty.
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Ice Spice 📸
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Are you telling me Rockstar cancelled Bully 2 and 8 GTA V DLCs?
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Now we know why no time travelers showed up at Stephen Hawking's party...
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@Mlg_Bricks "who is this guy" My honest reaction to that question:
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Me: *shits on ice spice* *Gains 50 followers* I should do this more often
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She's so fucking ugly and disgusting. I can't understand why people say she's pretty.
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Me in the supermarket every time I see a camera:
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Rockstar after finding the guy who leaked the GTA V source code:
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> Racist > Anti Woke > Conspiracy theorist > Transphobic > Redhead > Right wing > Hates Starlight and feminists Is Firecracker the perfect woman?
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People who like muscular women are exactly like this: "I really like muscular women, if you don't like them you're not a real man"
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How do people find these kind of girls hot?
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1250 days and still a man
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what 1250 days of just estrogen and testosterone blockers does
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Me laughing at my own memes while I make them in my head:
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Zvbear seeing that he's all over the news because of the Taylor Swift AI generated pics:
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Just watched Across the Spider Verse, and Spider-Man 2099 is literally me: • Depressed • Hates Miles Morales • Angry • Stuck in the past • Tired of living • Grind is the only thing that matters • Racist
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1000 followers!
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GROUP CHAT GOT LEAKED
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The hardest Phil Leotardo edit:
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Ice Spice is so disgustingly ugly, even with straight hair she still looks bad
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this ice spice first met gala and she ain’t come to play
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We're back
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#NewProfilePic since everyone is putting some flags...
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Posting misogynist tweets makes me lose like 12 followers everytime. And I don't care, I just want real ones following me. I need to stay based no matter what, I can't be afraid of losing followers.
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@HITlifter Chud looks so fucking based on this pic
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Me and the boys trying to decide if it's better for Rockstar to make Red Dead 3 or Bully 2 after they released GTA 6:
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Posting transphobic tweets makes me lose like 7 followers everytime. And I don't care, I just want real ones following me. I need to stay based no matter what, I can't be afraid of losing followers.
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Posting racist tweets makes me lose like 12 followers everytime. And I don't care, I just want real ones following me. I need to stay based no matter what, I can't be afraid of losing followers.
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@PasternakIlya @Mywifeboyfriend @GeesusTheWhite @Polygon "Link is a gay icon, and Zelda fans know it"
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The Marvels got nominated but Oppenheimer didn't...
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@Variety Finalists: • The Marvels • Ant-Man 3 • Wonka • Barbie • Rebel Moon • Aquaman • GOTGV3 • Godzilla Minus One • Indiana Jones 4 • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts • The Creator • Across the Spider-Verse • Killers of the Flower Moon • Napoleon • Dungeons and Dragons
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"That's the difference between us, fakecel... You compromise, I don't."
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"Well, we cancelled Bully 2 and EIGHT GTA V DLCs because GTA Online was more profitable and..."
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