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Kylie Jenner reveals that she and Travis Scott changed their newborn son’s name, which was previously announced as ‘Wolf’: “Just staring into my baby’s eyes, I realized, he’s much more of a Florbus to me”

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saying tacos por favor to a waiter at a mexican restaurant make a white boy feel on top of the mundo

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made the new hivemind video for spreading hate 🙏

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@eade555 @crystal8helix @HPDDAILY “ages”

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@RileyJohnSavage aubs is drake btw for those who don’t know 🤷‍♂️ that’s twin

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@RileyJohnSavage nah aubs was WRONG for that 😭😭😭

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no way i just saw a guy wearing fortnite x balenciaga in public

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@RileyJohnSavage @sewersiderascal we all know which one is better

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holding back tears listening to myself by nav

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@kylenabecker why don’t u wake up on sunday with some hoes

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@makjako the way she gumming on my balls got my world feeling amazing

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@recyclexbin @WholesomeMeme

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9/11 more like 0/10 because i did not like when that happened :(

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thank GOD we never got this

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@eade555 @crystal8helix @HPDDAILY yea u weren’t lying wtf was that

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people who ONLY listen to like shoegaze or drain gang or /mu/core albums try so hard to be different it’s insane, like there’s no way there’s not just a drake or taylor swift song you like or something

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@makjako the way she sucking on my chum chum making me a fanboy

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what’s wrong with the old one

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🚨 NEW YOUNG THUG INCOMING 🚨

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dear everyone at this club who said a white boy could never know all the lyrics to forever by drake, you’re about to be proven wrong

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if u walk in here and don’t immediately find it weird u need 2 b on a watchlist

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@hivemindassoc #XANARCHY #XANGANG #XANHIVE #BETRAYED #ZZZ #KINGOFNEWYORK

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@FilmUpdates there is no way that is a real movie name i’m crying

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there is no fucking way i just got recognized at the airport from my youtube channel from 2 years ago

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never gonna get over this, why’d he say this

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the guy in my class wearing corpse husband merch just told everyone they should watch the bo burnham special jesus christ

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he/they of the day

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A black bear known as Hank the Tank has broken into more than two dozen California homes since July, officials say. Paintballs, bean bags, sirens and Tasers cannot keep the 500-pound animal from seeking leftover pizza and other food.

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@RileyJohnSavage @sewersiderascal this is my fav

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need gf who manipulates me and calls me crazy and doesn’t let me see my friends

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@hivemindassoc unironically though there’s no way cole should be on that

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she zucking on my berg so crazy it’s leaving a mark

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update to this, i’ve added doja cat, beabadoobee, jack antonoff, and maya hawke. also added harry styles a second time because why not matty healy has been removed for now bcuz he’s funny on twitter

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my enemies list (in no order)

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@RileyJohnSavage oh my god my favorite two things coming together, crosswords and tweets made by the guy who sits on the right in hivemind videos

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guy next to me at bar is making this girl listen to slowdive and explaining what shoegaze is he’s just like me fr

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brushing my teeth and listening to yung lean 👍

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guy at the club just said he wanted to fuck me bcuz i look like ag cook that’s a new one

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@bad2sentence Speed (1994)

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MISSING SON: Levi Jo Wilson ( @rickowensdocs ) Age 13 smells like monster energy Michigan, USA $12 reward

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spaceghostpurpp is azealia banks for men

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@rahnuldd @shedtheory @ssgsimone those are literally the two worst artists they listed that’s crazy

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when she tells me her kpop bias has forced military service

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ok who’s gonna buy me this for christmas

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dear roommates if you walk past my door and hear imagine dragons, just know i’m getting it on 😉🤷‍♂️

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tap in 🗣

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can’t wait for a woman to walk on the tube, see me, this cute mysterious man reading a book and listening to yung lean, and make a move

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baby b honest who showed you this babytron song

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who throwin nut in 3 days

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tweets like these is why i wish twitter still let me tell people to k*** themselves

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Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

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this really says a lot about my followers..

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swiping up on everyone’s IG story who says they have the best mother ever and telling them my mom could beat up their mom

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just got in an uber and he changed the music from grime to lewis capaldi cmon man am i that boring looking

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trying to buy a bjork album online but it’s making me solve one of her riddles called a “captcha”

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walking through the mitski concert telling every girl that i’m there for them and they can cry into my arms

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just overheard an old woman telling her husband that the guy next to her on the tube (me) was looking at “lewd images” it was charli’s album cover on spotify.

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my lyft driver is playing ed sheeran god my life is a fucking movie

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AOTY incoming @RozeyLil

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what a disgusting ass country

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#BREAKING : The U.S. Supreme Court has overturned the 1973 case Roe v. Wade, eliminating constitutional rights to abortion.

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girl in front of me at this lecture is swiping thru bumble and i’m so distracted watching i don’t think i’ve taken in any of the information for like 15 minutes

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be honest if you were a single woman and saw me listening to bladee at the british history museum today would you come up to me

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lyrical lemonade/cole bennett fell off so hard it’s kinda sad to see

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i wear the same outfit everyday because i’m an anime character not because i smell like shit and have no sense of personal hygiene

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anyone who rates music like this has definitely never felt the touch of another human being

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god he’s such a fucking loser

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my bro a lil crazy but he cool

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telling communist girls my ricks are actually converse

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shower thought: what’s the deal with airline food?

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i hope i get covid before the bladee show so i can’t smell the crowd

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googling pasta shapes to see which one matches my vibe for the night

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@corduroyslim_ word for word.. this is egregious

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big things happening in my ebay cart rn

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sharing it regardless🚶‍♂️

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unfortunately nobody is any more interested in your 20 favorite songs now than they were when you were posting the same thing via myspace bulletin in 2005

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me taking her to applebees for unlimited appetizers on our first date

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@Shlimeszn1 gotta get ur numbers up fr

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🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@RileyJohnSavage ur rlly in your bag with the covid related tweets

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no way she unadded me on roblox 😭

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i can’t believe i turn 21 in two weeks i’m gonna kill myself

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@doublehood_

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saying “no hate but” and then being extremely hateful >>>>

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it’s always the people on tiktok who post “POV: you grew out of rap music” too

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my enemies list (in no order)

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new york is so different from london, they have guys who sound like pete davidson here

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new buys 🫠

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why do record labels keep trying to push shitty bedroom pop artists lol like no one cares about that anymore

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american education

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i NEED someone to write this essay for me i will PAY

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does this count as cocteau twins merch

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so dumb i didn’t get a bladee album while loser drainers who play valorant 20 hours a day and don’t even own a record player bought it just for it to sit in their rancid room that has constant stench of body odor probably got it

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