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4 months

uber driver asked me to transfer 50 rupees extra n i said why. he said please na ? 😭 how do i argue with that... i sent it...

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7 months

tu overrated tera baap overrated

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Overrated mithai 😭

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1 year

yes i asked Allah to kill him

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@sasukephobe

3 years

next time i tell someone i have a bad feeling about a man and they say "nahi yaar, woh dil ka acha hai" maine ghuma ke lagani hai

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@sasukephobe

4 years

if churails has done anything , it's set a new standard for content in pakistan... like... ur telling me, for years we've had to watch the same saas bahu husband extra marital affair domestic abuse content repackaged 1000 different ways when we could have had THIS !!!!????

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1 year

zayn aap askari 11 mein kya kar rahe ho 😫😫😫

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2 years

y do we keep categorising the emotional unavailability n selfishness of men as complexity... let's start there...

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3 years

hasan raheem seem like the kinda dude who if u pass the j to after he would give it back n it would b kinda soggy

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5 years

i'm so fuckin tired of these haunted doll horror movies how r u a grown ass person being terrorised by a fucking toy just stomp on it bitch have some self respect

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@sasukephobe

6 years

psychology student : h- brown uncle jumping out of the bushes : BEtA PSYcHoLoGY PARh kE TuM KhUd PsYChO hO jAO gI 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@sasukephobe

3 years

winx club fake af for telling us that if u r a friend group of 5 to 6 sexy girls u all get to have similarly sexy bfs corresponding to ur niche interests

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@sasukephobe

5 years

sometimes i think about all the kids who grew up participating in debates n MUNs n how they r still under the illusion they have anything meaningful to say....

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5 years

*cries in pakistani passport*

Samad🇵🇸

@mdasamad_

5 years

We literally planned this 20 minutes ago🇵🇹🤣🛫

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2 years

being a bad bitch in karachi must b so hard. there would just b entirely too much competition. + the conversion rate crazy like a lahore 10 is probably a karachi 7... an islamabad 10 is probably a karachi 5... a pindi 10 is probably a karachi 4...

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@sasukephobe

4 years

nobody is born gay . you stand in line at the askari market counter at the age of 10 & while you're giving uncle the money for a jetsport you make eye contact with the raven haired woman with wispy bangs on the revlon hair dye boxes behind his head and choose to be gay

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1 year

my mom's most insane advice is to never, under any circumstance, give someone the reaction that they are expecting from you... can anyone guess what her star sign is

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5 years

tum logon ne Twitter ko koi chutiya LGS confessions type page samjha hua hai

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11 months

pakistanis will deep fry their hair n get 100 chemical treatments to straighten it instead of accepting it as it is... a curlphobic society

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5 years

I really thought that this was what NCA was going to be like

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1 year

o level n a level grades mean nothing. u know what does determine ur future more than anything most of the time? how much money ur parents have. so jus relax. or k*** urself . it depends...

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@sasukephobe

3 years

this peach lip n subtle glow beat she did 4 fajr namaz... me

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5 years

IMAGINE: ur bf shamoon making breakfast for you in the morning😍⁦♥️⁩

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1 year

me fr

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1 year

men shouldn't be allowed to have a close friends story

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1 year

weird chootar logic, koi hazaaron logon ki salaries dete hain engro walay aur konsa tere ya mere paisay se gaye hain... i literally wouldn't wish this kind of death on my worst enemy. not everything is some eat the rich moment . y'all are so devoid of empathy

hamza

@Hamzakk

1 year

1. Member of Pakistan’s richest family is lost at sea during a 250,000$ expedition to look at the titanic’s wreckage. 2. In the same week 300 young Pakistanis are drowned at sea trying to escape the worst unemployment and inflation in the country’s history. Fuck the rich.

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@sasukephobe

5 years

if eye see one more rich lums or lgs kid post abt communism i will bomb every coffee shop in the city where u all have ur circle jerk poetry recitals

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@sasukephobe

1 year

do u ever hear someone narrate an event from their perspective & slowly start to realize they are a bad person, they were totally in the wrong & they r delusional but it's too late & you're inside their car n u have to nod n agree they were wronged even though they were not

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@sasukephobe

5 years

guys from NCA really out here saying shit like... yes ragging is so important for developing your social skills in first year I was so shy and awkward now I have the confidence to harass girls without stuttering 😎

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@sasukephobe

5 years

how do ppl let their kids travel abroad n live a whole fuckin semester on their own but when they come back home forbid them from going to sleepovers... bitch they was on a sleepover for a YEAR

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@sasukephobe

2 years

i will never get over being in an all girls school for most of my life... going to uni at age 19... n realizing most men walk around with a perpetual layer of grime and dirt and dead skin on the back of their neck ...

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@sasukephobe

5 years

i am never going out for food with ppl from karachi again.... can't eat 1 bite without them starting a monologue about how their city does it better. go back then mf let me eat my donkey steak in peace

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@sasukephobe

1 year

tu deepika ke ghar mein rehti hai kya

shrushteaa☕️

@vanderwoods3n

1 year

I feel a huge part of dee still loves ranbir, a part of her can never luv someone the way she loved him, the part that’s hidden cause hearing “move on” is easier than actually being able to. She’s prolly happy w another person, but again, you can never completely fall out of love

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@sasukephobe

4 years

love all these lums hashtag feminist girl bosses thinking their igtv video where they have a 'paindu' accent and put a dupatta on their head is the pinaccle of comedy and the hot-take on society that we needed 😂 haha where's ur Netflix special queen 😍

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2 years

@rasmalaipista ur too beautiful to b doing this .

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1 year

the lums muslim shower pressure is crazy ... a little too crazy...

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@sasukephobe

6 years

lecturer: I wrote a 700 page thesis on Allama Iqbal my last two brain cells: if Iqbal was a stoner his book would be called bong-e-dara

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@sasukephobe

3 years

z*ra haider i will beat ur ass . u have set astrology hoes back by 1000 years

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3 years

my mom trying to convince me to come back home ... no words

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@sasukephobe

3 years

one fictional bf to rule them all...

Spooky Pookie 🧛👻🎃🦇

@Lanaschild_

3 years

Perfect fictional boyfriend list: 1. Jess from The Gilmore Girls 2. Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice 3. Jamie from Outlander 4. Roy Kent from Ted Lasso Add yours.

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2 years

me fr

ksz

@KxmailSZ

2 years

Naaaa how y’all allowed Faris Shafi to say all this 😭 This is straight up weird for someone people repped because he “spoke on societal issues”

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@sasukephobe

2 years

me n the girls in the face of all disasters

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@ImtiazMadmood

2 years

In Karachi yesterday, a supermarket near Jail Chowrangi, was on fire. An experiment was carried out to extinguish fire by group Azan. It didn't work.

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8 months

it is crazy that in this day n age well educated ppl still open up their daughters to the traumatising experience of strangers coming to their house to reject or analyse them...

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@sasukephobe

1 year

men can b gay or straight but one thing they will always overwhelmingly be ... are liars

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@sasukephobe

1 year

jail, electric chair, lethal injection, guillotine, firing squad

mahenoor

@ajeebakwaas

1 year

as if danyal zafar couldn’t get more disgusting …

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@sasukephobe

11 months

how men rebrand after one semester in art school

𝒜𝒶𝑔 𝑀𝑒𝒾𝓃 𝒢𝒽𝑒𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓁𝓃𝒶

@fiercy_jhalli

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words 🫶

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@sasukephobe

2 years

all a man from nca can give women is lifelong trauma or chlamydia

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@wimpykidxx

2 years

lumsu people r genuinely so anal, basic and unattractive I need me an NCA boy to fix my standards pls come thru with ur bitten nails and spray painted guitar case and anime boy hair

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1 year

pakistanis stop outing queer people in a highly conservative society where they could be murdered as a result challenge failed

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2 years

hate when men read books n learn new words. now everything is orwellian. vonnegutesque. dickensian. toilet pe tatti karne bhi bethe ho toh woh bhi kafkaesque

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3 years

she folded her hands... im shaking n crying...

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2 years

y'all so mad at me ... use this anger to square up with your mom if u hate her that bad 😭

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1 year

every pakistani indie production script leak: fuck shit Fuck bhenchod fuck

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4 years

thinking about the time a man blocked our car and just began scratching his balls (a weird intimidation tactic idk) and my mom rammed the car into him

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@sasukephobe

2 years

boys should bring jahaiz with them... i want a french press, toaster oven, stand mixer, vitamix blender, a fancy fridge that makes ice, a washing machine with a dryer n an ice cream machine. n the entire bismillah crockery store esp margarita glasses 🥂

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@Syyeda14

2 years

Tell me your controversial opinions

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@sasukephobe

6 years

why have we , as a society, allowed mocca to operate for so long...the food there is just a glorified prison meal

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3 years

can't wait for qiyammat so me n my homies can jump yazid

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5 years

these facebook aunty groups are really something else... lmao

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5 years

idk who needs to hear this but caring about ur friends is the bare minimum requirement for a friendship u are. not. an empath. for that....

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3 years

i'm losing my mind at this whatsapp forward on my family group 😭 bhai yeh konsi tuck shop hai jahan se muft ki e mil rahi hai

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@sasukephobe

4 years

stop convincing ur guy friends they r funny it is ur moral imperative to make sure they know they r not funny 🙏🏼

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@sasukephobe

4 years

girls have a man like this n wonder why they've had a UTI for 5 months

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4 years

No one: Guys from Karachi:

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5 years

how dare you think the "reputation" of your college is more important than women speaking out about the shitty things they've had to endure there... "Don't drag our name into this" guess what, your college atmosphere helped make this shit show possible. mar jao saray ke saray

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2 years

every single brand of sanitary napkin is so horrible here... at this point me n my bitches need to start free bleeding everywhere as a political demonstration till they invent a pad that won't cause some variation of coochi3 cancer

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4 years

pakistani men are literally deranged... imagine being this entitled ... literally telling a woman in another continent who has NOTHING to do with their culture and values that she's disappointing them 😭 bitch she doesn't give a FUCK dbdndjsn

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@0xSheldon

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Pakistan men having a meltdown at esbilgic (Halima Sultan from Ertugul) posting a picture because Astaghfirullah Halima baji 😂

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3 years

sounds cheesy to say but i think the older u get the more u realize that the most important quality someone can have is kindness... that's all...

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3 years

stop lying to me ... Allah will literally show me the truth in a dream

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2 years

i should have been a lums humanities student. no thoughts just septum piercing n infected stick n poke tatt

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2 years

me when a random 16 year old e girl with an anime pfp tells me that a parent can be covertly narcissistic and abusive

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2 years

fr men experience empathy for the first time on acid n think it's a revelation 😭

material girl

@misandr1st

2 years

every druggie lahori guy i’ve met has had at least one ‘revelation’ when he was on acid

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1 year

talha anjum when he wrote "tu hi aag, ti hi uss pe parhti barish, main woh khali haveli jis ki tu akeli varis"

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2 years

i wish i had never met men . i want to live in a gender segregated society

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@sasukephobe

6 years

while I admire the fact that Pakistani serials shed light on domestic abuse... The way it's done is so over dramatised and the rapist or abuser in the show is always given some weird redemption arc... like stfu and give me a show where a women murders her abuser in cold blood

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4 years

guys in nca be homophobic as hell n still want to make 1st years strip n show them their dick... 😭 make it make sense

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@sasukephobe

5 years

can I pls go one day without seeing the obligatory "oh So iF BilliE EilisH DrESses iN shaPeless clothes n is praisEd wHy ArE MusLiM WoMeN CoNsIdErEd OpPreSsEd " y'all know damn well why please shut the fuck up

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2 years

just realized when people call me for job interviews they can hear my bebo mein bebo caller tune.... i want to die

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5 years

hate when girls post shit like "man i wish i was gay🥺" . nothing is stopping u . eat some pussy . stop dreaming start achieving

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1 year

me: hi- customer service rep from foodpanda: you didn't deserve this... i'm so sorry for causing you inconvenience and distress... i'll do anything to make this right... just give me one more chance...

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2 years

i wish i had no responsibilities no goals no ambitions... just brunch

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2 years

i could be 21, 30 or 80... but in my brain i will always be 19 years old...

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5 years

my professor: so do you guys read any urdu literature? me, in a cold sweat, thinking about the secret stash of trashy khawateen and jasoosi digest magazines under my bed: ah yes,........... i love....😓 manto sahab... haha

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1 year

sarym really grabbed his two twink-iest friends and said yes... these are my convincing heterosexual leads

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3 years

hate it when ur homies tell u you can do better... girl we in Lahore yehi selection hai abh

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3 years

i have realized tht the whole idea of being the bigger person is something that has been weaponised to make ppl shut up no matter what fuckshit ppl do to u. stop being the bigger person. set their car on fire

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3 years

💖 follow @ fruitphobe on ig if u want to see more of my work 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 👉🏼👈🏼

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@sasukephobe

5 years

stop contouring ur nose u don't need an itty bitty white girl button nose it's 2020 start Rejecting eurocentric standards of beauty...

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5 years

love how men with 2 braincells will post a pic of meesha going like "iSsAy KauN HarAss KaRe gA 😂" as if good looks are a prerequisite for you sexually frustrated losers to harass someone lmao this is the country where men have been found to r*pe 2 year olds and goats

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2 years

whenever i feel sad n lost i either read surah duha or listen to ice spice... inside me are two wolves...

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5 years

Friends who don't give you unsolicited Islamic advice >>>>>>>>>>>

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6 years

there's nothing wrong with rejecting someone... but there is something infinitely cruel about taking advantage of the obvious soft spot someone has for u w/ no intention to ever reciprocate what they feel for u... y'all should fear karmic retribution fr

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5 years

my geography teacher saw a girl with red nail polish on and she said to her " red is the international colour of prostitution",,, We Were FIFTEEN YEARS OLD sjsnjs

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@LeThabo_Is_key

5 years

Your teacher once said?

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3 years

serving y2k realness 💅🏼💌🌈🦄 ig: fruitphobe

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4 years

how shit be swirling down the toilet when u flush

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2 years

why has she made transphobia her life's mission ... just shut up and sell ugly clothes 😭

Maria.B: Woman=Adult Human Female

@RealMariaButt

2 years

#TransWomenAreConMen Transgenders think they can change their sex. This is scientifically impossible & morally reprehensible. Scientifically only 2 sexes exist & no medical intervention can change it. However, true Intersex/khaunsa ppl can hv corrective surgery. #NoToSelfID

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5 years

my uncle has a designated hour of the day where he eats a handful of almonds and he calls it "nut time" ...someone please tell him why That Ain't It

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1 year

do you guys think talha anjum and talhah younas have ever explored each other's bodies

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6 years

ppl who pick EVERY single topping off pizza before eating it ... Why not just order a slice of bread next time u uncultured swine

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@sasukephobe

3 years

for 200 rupees i will read ur birthchart n tell u how to fix ur life. for 300 i will read the chart of whatever baddie u wanna seduce n tell u how to win them over. For 400 rupees i will do a tarot reading 4 u n for 500 iwill lie 2 u and tell u everything gna b O.K ❤ hmu

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4 years

how r the conjuring films supposed to b horror . ooOoooOohhhh 👻 a healthy, mutually supportive and loving marriage , I'm so AFRAID 😱😱😱

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3 years

convinced that most of u hate urselves because why put urself thru the emotional labour of engaging with incels n trying 2 explain feminism 2 them... they don't care ! they never will !

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4 years

imagine : u try to be funny without suddenly doing an accent that is nowhere near what u sound like irl 😌 without mocking a vast majority of this country's population 😗 without portraying them as raging conspiracy theorists 😂 without enforcing harmful elitist stereotypes 🤣

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