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Spreading sarcasm one meme at a time | FB & IG love us, you will too.

Joined February 2016

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#RatanTataSir 's assistant #ShantanuNaidu bids farewell to his 'Lighthouse': "The hole that this friendship has now left with me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to fill. Grief is the price to pay for love. Goodbye, my dear lighthouse.❤❤❤"

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This is unfair to India💔 #Phogat_Vinesh

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Google turned 18 a few days ago. We should be ashamed, We've been asking very inappropriate questions to someone underage all these years.

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It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing

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Salary they want 📈 Their performance 📉 #INDvNZ

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My friends treat me like God. They ignore my existence and only talk to me when they need something.

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The elevator has so many ups and downs in his life only because of you. Do you think about that? No! You only think about yourself!

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If steroids are illegal for athletes then Photoshop should be illegal for models.

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I hate it when I open a book and a cell phone jumps into my hand and I ignore the book for next 6 months.

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Parents raised us,taught us manners, gave us education and all we do when we become teenagers is try to become a dog on snapchat.

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Did you know that you can actually ignore the new whatsapp update and carry on with your life?

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Dear 14 year old kids, You Don't have swag. You have homework.

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I dont always buy clothes , but when i do its out fashioned and 70 % off.

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College is all about balancing sleep and attendance while being tired and single all the time while being surrounded by people in love.

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Irony is when a student ,who gets admission due to reservation system writes an essay on why reservation is evil for the society.

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When your crush accidentally looks at you and you imagine how your next conversation is gonna be and what will be the name of your 5th child

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Dear Youtube, Stop showing me the Dubai tourism ads. I am broke af and I can't even afford to go to the local mall.

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I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food. Till now I have only eaten lots of food.

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Pov : You have Jio sim and your Wi-Fi at home is also Jio Fiber. #Jiodown

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I should be awarded something for the countless times I saved my school from a terrorist attack that was going on in my head.

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In college, I see people I know but not that well so when I see them I say hi by raising my eyebrows and smiling like a psychopath.

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The King of Pop, the greatest Superstar all of times, the man with highest fan following on planet. Happy 66th birth anniversary to moonwalk king - #MichaelJackson

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I don't always comment on a friend's photo, but when I do.. I make sure it's insulting!

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I have stopped hurrying to get to someplace when I am getting late. I have accepted the fact that I will always be late.

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We can learn so many beautiful phrases while learning a new language but what we really learn first is how to abuse someone in that language

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Problem is that everyone has a voice on the internet. Even the dumb people with fine vocabulary. That worries me.

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My goodnight doesn't mean I'm going to sleep. It means I'm going to do the same things I was doing just without being disturbed.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue. I will masturbate today, What about you?

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Isn't it weird that every American guy on the internet is actually disappointed from the election result?

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If her messages contain a lot of '😂' and your messages are full of '😊' then you are in deep friend zone, my friend.

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Everyone has his day, I guess mine is 30th february

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I really can't stand people who smoke cigarettes. I mean at least try the weed.

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I hate it when people say, "I am a vegetarian except for eggs." Yeah, and I'm single except for a girlfriend.

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Tomorrow is Sunday. Nice thing is that I have lot planned for tomorrow out of which nothing will happen and I will feel sad about it later.

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Why don't you understand, When I say I hate you, Deep, deep down I have feelings for you. Feelings of hate.

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The more you realize the world is full of assholes, the closer you're to the truth.

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I don't think we ever invent time machine in the future because by now someone would have surely prevented Donald Trump.

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*smokes while driving fast* *loses 5 mins of life, saves 5 mins* *breaks quantum of time* *attains immortality*

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Women want men to text first, but they don't want the man who texts first.

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Want to know how it feels to travel time? Skip two math classes & next day when you go to class you'll feel it.

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Why can't every country celebrate Halloween? Like that's the only day when I can go out looking myself and no would judge

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"What is your plan for new year?" Me: Avoiding such questions.

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Never hold in a fart . . . that's something an asshole would do

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We wear a watch but still unlock our phones to check the time. We are the 21st century stupid.

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Successfully wasted 354 days of 2016... 10 days more to go.

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What if John Cena has a twin but we don't know because we can't see him. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!

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Maturity is when you stop believing that the new year will be any better than the previous one because your life sucks & you're dead inside.

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In high school everyone laughs on engineering jokes and then end up taking engineering in college.

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If life gives you a Donald.. Make it a Duck, not Trump!

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Facebook is a bit like checking a baby's diaper, most likely there's nothing new, and if there is, it's probably shit.

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Everyone in my class is busy gossiping and having fun and here I am, like an quiet introvert looking at memes.

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*Wedding* Priest: Do you take him as your lawfully wedded husband? She: Nothing like that. We're just friends.

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

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I told myself I should stop wasting my time on social media, but I'm not gonna listen to some weird guy who talks to himself!

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Searching for new friends because old ones stopped tagging me in memes.

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when you are so forever alone that even customer care doesn't call you.

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Guide to fix electronics: Step 1: Switch it off Step 2: Switch it on Step 3: If it's still broken, call an electrician!

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When you die, you get closer to God because you don't exist anymore.

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Sometimes you just have to take a deep breath and let people on the internet be wrong.

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Nothing disappointed me like the Mayan calendar. All of this could have ended back in 2012.

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That bit between Christmas and New year where you don't know what day it is, who you are and what you are suppose to be doing.

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Mom! My girlfriend told me that I imagine things too much! Do I? Mom: You don't even have a girlfriend!

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I don't like to brag but I finished my 8 hours strict study schedule in 10 minutes.

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Windows 10: "Oh, so you have like urgent work to do? Let me update windows for no apparent reason for 30 mins then."

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Me:If looks could kill...girl, you would be charged with multiple murders. She:*Blushes* Thanks Me:No, you are too ugly, that's why.

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What if Galaxy Note 7 was created just to test smoke detector system in your house? Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself

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Waking up early for attendance in lectures only to later sleep in lectures.

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No sympathy for people with relationship issues.Their fault if they didn't use "Online Love Calculator" before getting in to a relationship.

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You know what feels good? When your work is finished and you look at your clock and find out that it still says "PM" on it

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A scuba diver is the only job where you are appreciated for reaching a new low.

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My beautiful neighbour just lost her husband and everyone is now looking to get along with her. Looks like it is there widow of opportunity.

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In college you don't have crushes you just see people who are hot and out of your league.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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No! you don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.

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Shoutout to Voldemort for not putting his nose in other people's businesses.

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If her messages contain a lot of '😂' and your messages are full of '😊' then you are in deep friend zone, my friend.

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Any hand held object is a potential weapon for mom.

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Me: 99% girls I meet find me funny, rest 1% are secretly men. She:Sorry,I don't find you funny. Me: It is okay,sir.

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Roses are black. Voilets are black. White is black. I am blind.

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I thought I was bad at decision making until I saw people in horror movies making decisions.

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Biggest disappointment in childhood was when a national holiday was on Sunday

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*After a trip with friends* 2006- Get home safely guys. 2016- Don't forget to send me all the pictures guys.

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I was doing just fine before I met you, Caught cold so I did acchoo! But I am okay.

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The thing I miss the most about being a kid is it being acceptable to yell at everyone when I'm tired.

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Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again.

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Public meetings are awkward for me as I can insult people but I choose not to and that is something that I find difficult to live with.

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Single life is all about picking up phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again. #helloseptember

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Petition to make big burgers wider not taller!

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The VIP section in Heaven is reserved for people that actually paid for WinRAR.

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"Time is a great healer." Rubbish. I cut my arm and stuck my watch over the wound. That was 4 hours ago and it's still bleeding like hell.

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People out there selling kidneys and buying #iPhone7 and I can't even afford a fast internet to watch its launch online.

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Irony is that if you want to study,you must take a day off from college.

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I'm the kindest evilest matured stupid sensible decent human being you will ever meet

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We all wanted to be a professional singer until we heard our own voice recorded

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Everyone must bat. Everyone must bowl. Bowlers become batsmen, and batsmen try their luck as unexpected bowling stars. It's the Gautam Gambhir era😎 #SLvIND

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"We cannot solve our problems by using the same thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein

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The positive side of the air pollution is that you won't have to use smoke filter anymore while taking selfies.

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Sometimes I make plans to study and then go to sleep and eventually never fulfill the plans.

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Getting rejected in an interview is more heartbreaking than getting rejected by a girl.

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