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@sarcastic_cuwan

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Port Elizabeth
Joined July 2014
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
Practicing for summer.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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4 months
Feeling cute 🤍🪐
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@Puswagonexpress
Broke Niggas ain’t C*nt or Fetch Hoe
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All my fine single men tap in 😋
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
Critically stable.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
About yesterday 💫
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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10 months
In my papi era 😌
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
Time wasted at the beach, is time well spent🌊👅
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 month
Another successful orbit around the sun😌
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
The sun hits different on a Sunday☀
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 months
It's a 30, do I still qualify?? 😅
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 months
I'm so awkward in video format 😅
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Ms.Unlinkable 😘 ATL 📍 23
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if you handsome & single drop a video !!
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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10 months
You'll be doing all right with your Christmas of white but I'll have a blue Christmas💙🎄
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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4 years
It's time the voice of the Northern areas is heard #EnoughIsEnough #StopGBV #SayHerName #justiceforfetu
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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The apology to Manie Libbok better be as loud as the disrespect
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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11 months
I clean up well sometimes 😋🤭
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
😈😈
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
The lighting was perfect day🥺
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@__theSeyram
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2 years
You bodied that mirror selfie , quote this tweet with your favorite mirror pictures or videos!!!
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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🫠📍
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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The plan worked out well
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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@cellafarren why are not planning to go to the beach??
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 months
Give you high fashion in a simple white tee🩵🤍
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Can I leave these here??
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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@lungelo2666
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7 months
Can I have a men in crop tops Thread 🧵?
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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7 months
I've been so busy, here some highlights from the long weekend☺️
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
Put on a smile #SilkSonic That's it, that's the tweet.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
It's either Damian energy this festive or nothing 😭😭
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 years
Thanks for an amazing day @DolfDevin
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 months
Don't mind me, just bagged my 2nd qualification... Nothing major 👨🏽‍🎓😌
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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7 months
Ima need Sky daddy to set the air conditioner to uit die blou van onse hemel🥵🙌🏽
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
Happy softly playing in background is just amazing 🤣🤣🤣
@dillanoliphant
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3 years
R.I.P FW De Klerk
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
Finally in my crop top era.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 years
Cracking an egg and the yolk stays intact
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What's a small/insignificant event that brings you joy? For me it's changing lanes while driving and not hitting the reflectors/cats eyes in the road.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 years
Check up on your friends guys. We need money
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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9 months
We outside 💛🙃
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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5 years
"Don't have sex, you will get pregnant and die!"
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 years
Do I qualify?? #FineColouredMen
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
The walkway depicts my current mental state
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
Dip in Analytical Chemistry 🔓
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 years
Cunt
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What's your favourite word?
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
May they wake up in the morning to find that someone ate their leftovers from the pervious night
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3 years
What's the softest worst thing you can wish on someone? Like it's just an irritating inconvenience at most
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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I'm tipsy and and the mood for kisses now😩🙃
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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4 years
How to eat avocados. Kom moer my
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 months
Who volunteers as tribute?? 😩
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love language
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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5 years
Stay safe out there guys 😉
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 years
NMU students is tomorrow shutdown really happening?? 🤔🤔 i wanna know if i should stop drinking.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 years
Jy beter net my Tupperware terug bring.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
I can't be the only one that thought the rapture was beginning
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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How does one know you are catching feelings again?...
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Just bagged my 2nd qualification🥺🥺🙌🏽
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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7 years
This one is for the visually impaired #GlassesTwitter
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 months
The way I had Disney channel on standby incase my parents walked in while I was watching. Miss those days🥲
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I miss those times of Geordie Shore at late night 😭
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 years
@CellaFarrenL_ @jasebyjason I'd be lying if I said I am. I still can't make it through the trailer with out getting teary eyed😭😭.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 months
This my last attempt at dating, if this doesn't work out I'm throwing in the towel and getting a plant😩🙌🏽
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Is it normal to be horny when you hungover or is it just me??🧍🏽‍♂️
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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A hug and a nipple to suck on🤲🏽🥺
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 month
The Lord regretting giving us snow privileges 😩
@Ntokozo_Nathi
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Alikho izwe eliphoxa Nkulunkulu njenge South Africa 🇿🇦❄️☃️🤣🤣😂 #SNOW
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
I honestly feel so bad for students, this year really putting you guys through the most. Keep the faith guys you will get through this stronger❤🥺
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3 years
Then universities will say that it’s the student’s responsibility to be in a place that has electricity and sufficient network. This country actually hates students.
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It's a choice to be bored in SA 😭😭
@Nduuh_Masondo
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Nenzan lapho eNatal😂😂😂
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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If varsity shutdowns leads to intoxication then baby shut that bitch down
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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The fade is in now I smaak to be reckless🥴🥴
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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A coloured will never miss a photo op 😂😂😂
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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1 year
Wine and kisses. That's it. That's all I want😔
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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8 years
Be careful who you trust butterflies are venomous too.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
The passing of Ricky Rick proves once again that mental health (especially that of men) isn't being taken seriously. RIP king hope you find the peace this world couldn't offer🤍 #RIPRickyRick
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Die bokke het gewen!!! SKINK AS JY MY SIEN🇿🇦🔥💚💛
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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10 months
Some of y'all have an unnatural allegiance to losers and that's why you still single, that's not like you.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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7 years
Finally someone said it 👏👏👏
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 months
My dad just spanked my moms ass and said "vetkoek" 😭😭😭
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 years
To all my physical lovers. Who's feeling touch deprived??
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Yeah no my soul mate is definitely not in PE.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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Me masking my sadness, anxiety and stress with humor
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
@IAmLuke_M Mans was venting🤣🤣. When is said "not to be dramatic but i wanna die" then literally died i lost it. These guys are what my soul needed
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The Temptations: I'm ready to remember my love.... My love, laying it in your hands. Give you my forever... Everything I am. 10 year old me: CAUSE YOU ARE MY MY MY MY LEG IS SOOORE
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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3 years
*makes no attempt to get something lekker*
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I have liss for something lekker 😔
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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2 months
I can sleep soundly tonight 😌
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‘SUPACELL’ has been renewed for Season 2 at Netflix.
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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One thing about NMU they will make you WAAAAIT!! 🙄🙄
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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6 years
@HoeStopTwatchin Nobody: Little finger:
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@sarcastic_cuwan
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7 years
Got to give it up - Marvin Gaye
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What's your hype music? Those songs that gets you going, ready to face
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