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took an adderall and then accidentally stayed up to write a 20,000 page essay on why i firmly believe wisconsin isn’t real and what the government is hiding there

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i😡😡😡wanna😡😡😡😡sit in😡😡😡😡the😡😡😡😡😡costco parking lot😡😡😡😡and eat😡😡😡😡hot dogs 😡😡😡😡with😡😡😡😡you😡😡

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have you or a family member ever dated a guy named matt. you maybe entitled to compensation

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when someone shows genuine interest and affection towards me:

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me, heavily intoxicated, to the bartender when they finally cut me off:

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just found out my boyfriends preferred search engine is set to yahoo on his laptop, i don’t know how to proceed.

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5 years

might fuck around and | 👀 | \ / ______| |______ / ✊🏻 ___/ \__✊🏻 stop falling in love with every single boy with brown hair and over 5’9

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me explaining to the 7 different guys i drunk texted last night that i didn’t mean anything i said:

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5 years

let’s roleplay, you be EA Sports and I’ll be the game

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5 years

imagine dating a guy for 6 months and you are finally taking your first vacation together, then you find out he’s the kind of guy who claps when the plane lands

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5 years

me showing off my 5’8 boyfriend

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5 years

why are airlines so unprepared when it’s a full flight? we bought our tickets in advance, do they think we are just doing that for fun and not actually planning on showing up.

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5 years

@tesswalker22 i’ll forward you my essay

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5 years

physically, i am in bed. spiritually, i am in the seven eleven gas station at 3am, buying taquitos and a first aid kit to mend my stab wounds, maybe a coke zero too.

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4 years

men, is post nut clarity real?

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5 years

where are they now! ex boyfriend edition: - married - car sales man - very deep into the underground rap scene - tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme

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5 years

fellas, is it gay to eat a sandwich?

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@tariqnasheed

5 years

“Bu bu bu but, AiNt nO aGeNdA”... 🤔 #hmm

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5 years

guys i’m canadian, i couldn’t even point wisconsin out on a map.

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5 years

@Caelifur it’s a show on tv

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5 years

it’s halloween night, i’m in a slutty cowgirl outfit. we make eye contact, you make some joke about a sex position that relates to my costume. i go home with you. you start to undress me, i whisper in your ear seductively “the cowboy boots stay ON during sex”

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me before social distancing vs. me during social distancing

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5 years

listen dude, your love language isn’t words of affirmation, you are just insecure ok

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5 years

college boys, after 4 minutes of missionary and no foreplay:

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5 years

sco pa tu cum?

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5 years

personally, id love to just chill the fuck out, and yet

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5 years

if you had to sleep with a cereal brand mascot which would you pick and why?

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5 years

boys are like “let’s get some mood lighting in here” then plug in their LED gaming keyboard

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5 years

once at a small after party, this guy was so upset i didn’t want to sleep with him that out of anger he announced “fine i’m just going to piss my pants” and then well, did it. i was also his ride home.

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5 years

i’d fuck luigi so hard until he mama mia’d all over my face

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5 years

girls commenting on other girls instagram photos

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5 years

a boat would be the worst place to get broken up with because like where do you go? you can’t leave

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5 years

❄️ sexy winter time date ideas ❄️ 1. drink all the shampoo in the house 2. 3.

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5 years

the best advice i’ve ever gotten from the internet

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

when cuffin season is in full effect but all the good men are already taken

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

me: guys, depression is real and we shouldn’t take it lightly also me: [burns popcorn] i’m gonna fucking k*ll myself

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

@bocxtop she’s a queen

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5 years

@chloeelizakent @ashtonc4202 thoughts on the moon?

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

picture this. i rollerblade into the party. you are in your “orgasm donor” shirt that has a hole in it because you wear it so often. i chug a bottle of fireball to look cool. i spend all night puking in your bathroom. you make bagel bites and end up making out with my best friend

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

waiting for my new thirst trap to bring in the followers

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5 years

romance isn’t dead

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5 years

updating my hinge profile

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

@sincblack there are many songs about north dakota but none about wisconsin

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

masturbate? you mean sex on single player mode ✊🏼

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

boys be like “let me get some mood lighting in here” then turn on a lava lamp

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5 years

@john_from_hr want to come over; next friday and teach me how to properly use; semi-colons 🥺

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

the worst christmas gift i’ve ever received was when i was 11 years old and someone gave me a 12 piece tupperware set.

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@sarahnicoleryer

4 years

texts like these 🥰 >>>>

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

when he asks why he has to take me out to dinner at olive garden before i will let him hit it:

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

canceling plans is ok. meeting a girl and becoming obsessed is ok. killing all her friends is ok. going to see her therapist under a fake identity is ok. keeping her locked up in your basement until she writes an entire book is ok. do what you need to cope.

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

me describing my ideal man ♥️

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

ok which celebrity would you sleep with because they are a celebrity but if they were just a regular person you wouldn’t?

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@sarahnicoleryer

2 years

guess im getting married? FortShakes

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@sarahnicoleryer

4 years

i like shower sex and the sex would also be wet because of the water from the shower but also be hot because the water from the shower is hot but also the sex is hot and we could be standing up in the hot shower together while we have sex in the hot wet shower together standing

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

@MoreAverage48 i have bad news for you matthew

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to the 276 of you who sent message request to see the 20,000 PAGE essay i wrote on an american state i couldn’t even point out on a map. it’s not real please stop asking me for it

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@sarahnicoleryer

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when i pick the morally correct option in a game but it ends killing everyone

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

just microwaved a big bowl of baja blast, ate a cbd gummie, now playing hardcore minecraft..., maybe i can text u?

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@sarahnicoleryer

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canada after seeing “world war III” trending online:

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@sarahnicoleryer

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@john_from_hr i just realized i read the tweet wrong

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this is the most important thing that’s ever happened in my life

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

@tool_shedd what do YOU think they are hiding

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

i’m not like other girls, i’ll order the Grapefruit IPA and pretend it doesn’t taste like two day old warm baja blast, as long as it makes you and your friends think i’m hotter

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

@alimreyna @sincblack he pronounced it wrong it’s just proof it’s not real

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“we are experiencing a full flight today so if anyone would like to we will literally pay you to not be on this flight, Michael in ticketing really fucked up this one”

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

me, looking at that my fourth vodka cran, knowing i’m about to text my ex “wyd i miss you”

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@sarahnicoleryer

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here are some americans who also don’t believe wisconsin is real, follow them and i will let you read the essay (they are funny) @yeeterskeeterr @john_from_hr @itsmattfred @JackWilliamRtF @bocxtop @_jazzghost_ @HentaiPoIice @roxiqt

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@womenonIine fakest name ever, worst team name

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man, turns out i got to start asking the guys i like if they actually like me back or just haven’t cum yet today

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

the word “cum” has lost all meaning to at this point, it could literally be in someone’s wedding vows and i wouldn’t blink

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current mood: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 next mood: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 mood after that: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

so you are telling me “idaho” and “ohio” are two different places?

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

are bones wet?

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@0livi_ugh i’m the boy just vibin eating a sandwich below her

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my ideal date: its a nice restaurant, shoes on kind of place. you say “get whatever you want” then ask what i like, to which i say “star wars” you say you’ve never watched any before. i know this. i pull out my portable dvd players and play the first three movies at once.

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@sarahnicoleryer

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concept: you and me. in my car at 8pm. on our way to the nearest gas station. to buy taquitos, potato wedges, and 6 bottle of baja blast. you say “can i get a hit of your vape?” i say “i don’t vape”. you steal my car and drive off without me.

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@sarahnicoleryer

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you know who is in a lot of movies, that you wouldn’t think is in a lot of movies? natalie portman.

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@sarahnicoleryer

5 years

when i receive a text from my significant other:

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4 years

ok, then they should simply go home

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@HentaiPoIice we built different

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@rachelpeachleo well here’s an idea: don’t do that

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@matchu_chutrain

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@ihatethiskid honestly, i don’t think so. it sounds like before nutting men are just a mess and i’m always perfect so i don’t understand this concept

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@TheRealBGSmoov thanks i think

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what i’ve discovered about myself during all this:

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5 years

how to sext:

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5 years

[men, in 1609] Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate [men, in 2020] girl, you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummmy yummy yummy

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i love that buzzfeed was like, hmmwe are going to use your tweet for our caption, we will even air quote it so people know it’s not ours, but we will NOT be giving you credit xx luv hugs kiss

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@sarahnicoleryer

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ur crush telling you about his sex life is equal vibes to him patting you on the back and calling you “bro”

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@kvllyrollin

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american politics

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what even are men?

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me: i’ve just been getting bad aniexty attacks therapist: aha oh 😳 then what 😜 me: usually i’ll cry in the shower therapist: aha what.. without me? 🤤 me: therapist: what would you do if i was there right now? 🥵 me: wha..what, why the fuck do i keep coming to see you

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