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"rather feel bad in maine than feel good anywhere else" spicy 5-piece w/ mac & cheese. personal/unprofessional acct. she/they #NVLD 🇱🇹🇵🇱

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@sarahesoltan
bitch-king of angmar
8 years
all I've ever wanted is someone to ask me, "you can't or you won't?" so I can coldly respond, "both"
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have we talked about this coat yet
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why does Amanda bynes in she's the man look like every millennial trump voter?
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this is bad from Dax Shepard. people like him doing the "we're just asking questions" bullshit are insidious and I'm sorry that JVN had to sit through that exhausting and traumatic experience of someone trying to debate humans' right to exist
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Page Six
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Jonathan Van Ness breaks down in tears during tense debate about trans rights with Dax Shepard
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"gigi wasn't being racist, she was just joking." "karlie's spread isn't offensive, it's fashion!" no. no. no. noooo.
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5 years
the "your boyfriend sucks" crewneck is actually dope
@SheRatesDogs
SheRatesDogs
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HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY :D new “your boyfriend sucks” crewneck out now and code “soup” yes that’s “soup” gets you 18% OFF!!!
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@JennaCompono racism isn't an opinion, Jenna.
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gigi hadid's racist snap, now this. young white women and men look up to white models & when they pull this shit it has a ripple effect
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@sarahesoltan
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9 months
while it is alarming we all should understand that most of our peers can't really read either. Americans who can read often don't read above like a 7th grade level
@buggirl
bug girl
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so many teachers are talking ab how gen alpha can’t Read and that is soooo fucking scary like. it keeps me up at night
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it's been 365 days since I tried to kill myself. I don't have anything profound or uplifting to say. I'm very much in the same place I was last year. I just feel like I should acknowledge the passage of time.
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@sarahesoltan
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7 years
this is steve bannon
@Thrones_Facts
Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉
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Tyrion on his way to the pot chamber of The Hand as he is depicted in the book series
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@sarahesoltan
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8 years
EASTER DAY VIBES
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11 months
@phuckfilosophy I'm so sorry this happened to you. I was repeatedly sexually assaulted by my brother growing up as well, I still don't know how to fully deal with it. all my love to you, it takes strength beyond comprehension to tell the truth about this
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@sarahesoltan
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4 years
this is the mindset I'm always trying to have. when life gives you rattlesnakes, make maracas
@jpbrammer
JP
4 years
I wanted to draw something joyful and resilient for Día de Muertos this year. It's the first time in a while I'm not celebrating with family. This mariachi is playing with the only instruments available. Handwritten inscription says "Even in these times, there is music." ☠️🌸☠️🌼
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Mina Kimes has repeatedly handled absurdly offensive incidents masterfully but like...it's repeated. I just feel for her being the target of this shit again and again.
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@sarahesoltan
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4 years
SO MANY ppl who have experienced how ppl treat them after weight loss say this exactly: that they're treated better when they're thinner (v few are this honest about it but that's a different thread lol) but ppl still look at me sideways when I say I was treated poorly bc I'm fat
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@sarahesoltan
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@CelticMagician @Seasonal_Bitch I definitely experience both. people think I'm condescending when I have confidence and when I'm insecure that's when they think I'm not smart
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@HJBenjamin if she had done any research she'd realize that's jefferson responding to the accusation that he slept and impregnated a black woman who he owned as a slave.....which he definitely did do.
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2 years
honestly the fact that you don't do chicken selects and snack wraps anymore, especially in the chicken sandwich era, is egregious. you're supposed to be the fast food standard and I'm gonna need you to act like it.
@McDonalds
McDonald's
2 years
bring back _____
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@sarahesoltan
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4 years
no it went perfectly
@amylaurajones
Amy Jones
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We tried to do a Winnie-the-Pooh themed photo shoot with Iggy and it did not go well
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@sarahesoltan
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she is also extremely fatphobic which alone is enough to dislike her and I wish more lefty people would recognize this
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@sarahesoltan
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2 years
this trial and the Depp/heard situation are perfect litmus tests to see who is safe. supporting Depp and/or Lanez is proof that you do not deserve my trust.
@GeauxGabrielle
Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH
2 years
This trial will be the barometer for every relationship going forward for me. Like with everyone. If you support that man, I cant be around you. You are not a safe person. You not a person with critical thinking skills nor are you someone Id want my family around even.
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@david_j_roth he keeps bringing attention to Jim Jordan and wrestling like does he not know?
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@Mandie_Mayniac yes! he really bothered me! he kept trying to make her seem unreasonable when she was suggesting compromises left and right
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like how many times to people have to share their experiences being treated better bc they're thinner before people understand that yes, they're being mean to us bc we're fat. they're denying us healthcare bc we're fat. we're not getting jobs bc we're fat. sigh.
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how hard is it for white people to understand that other cultures are not costumes for us to try on?
@bestkkpics
bestkkpics
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Karlie for Vogue US - March 2017
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grant looks like handsome squidward #TheBachelorette
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for real even the ancient Romans had debt jubilees right? we can do that now! Biden can do that now!
@StrikeDebt
The Debt Collective 🟥
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Everyone should get to experience this. President Biden can make that happen.
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@AsiaChloeBrown worse than oatmeal raisin?
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YES! my mother is a reading teacher at our local elementary school and she had all her students following the Iditarod and even had a sled dog team come visit the school!
@BlairBraverman
Blair Braverman
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Any teachers out there who are interested in using mushing in their curriculum? We’d love to connect y’all and help out if we can.
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iirc this is @kenziecoulee @theemisstoto @khloecoulee and @itsbambibanks . the vibe of this photograph is just ethereal and palpable and I love it.
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what's a photograph that you would like to see made into an entire prestige tv series
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oh. my. GOD. I NEED ALL OF THIS.
@latimes
Los Angeles Times
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Burton’s astronaut-inspired 2018 Olympic snowboarding uniforms make space the final fashion frontier
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wearing the Diana sweater today is a statement
@MenInBlazers
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New Shirt on Set 🙌🇺🇸 👀
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pro tip: lunch boxes make good travel cases for makeup and toiletries bc of the washable interior!
@KicksDeals
Kicks Deals
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🍎🍕🍪 NEW Nike Sportswear Fuel Pack Lunch Bags are direct from @nikestore + enjoy FREE shipping with your Nike+ account. BUY HERE ->
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me when the flight attendant tells me to turn off my phone http://t.co/XVP5dJerYm
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@YungCostanza got braids done by our Senegalese exchange teacher's wife in elementary school WITH BEADS
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never forget.
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watch "the cotton picking truth: still on the plantation." it's a 2009 documentary that exposes modern day slavery in the Mississippi Delta. the doc is what prompted Mississippi to finally ratify the 13th amendment in 2013. the doc is on Amazon I think.
@evoaxxiom
ꪻ᥅ꫀꪜꪮꪶꪊꪻ꠸ꪮꪀꪖ᥅ꪗ ☭ 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹
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People were enslaved in Louisiana as late as 1975 on the waterford plantation.
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this is the ideal male form. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
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leave the old trees alone
@guardian
The Guardian
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France on hunt for centuries-old oaks to rebuild spire of Notre Dame
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bc we're poor. NEXT.
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VICE
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Millennials explain why they moved back in with their parents
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@AlannaBennett "you're so cool without even trying" "I try really hard actually" one of my favorite exchanges in a movie ever
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love that this is being discussed. wish that more plus sized people were included in these conversations
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thatadult
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flipping my hair when a point is made
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guys he's lifting heaps
@brianjoralvarez
Brian Jordan Alvarez
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Rick can’t post all the time!!!
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lol what even is "acrobatic rock'n'roll"
@Reuters
Reuters
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A $30 million splurge on Putin's daughter's favorite sport
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yes, Caro flitted from guy to guy but didn't lead them on. Kyra explored connections with multiple guys but was completely transparent about her feelings. Weston LIED to Kelsey, led Katrina on, and now acts like he's the Good Guy #loveislandusa #loveisland
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we all know this but Kim's Convenience is great
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lol bc you're still considered smaller than the avg American woman but can rise to fame representing plus-size women?
@TheCut
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Why I'm proud to be a size 10, by @nadiaaboulhosn
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@AsiaChloeBrown when i was in HS my parents had their own login so they could check my grades whenever they wanted. and that shit listed every. single. assignment.
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bus boy brand
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has anyone said that lonzo ball's shoes look like food service shoes
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financial stability is not a substitute for emotional closeness. something I'm currently grappling with.
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@dannydmac44 DANNY! 💀💀💀
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my bio on bumble is just "fat feminist" (with some emojis) but this guy didn't believe me?
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someone smarter than me do an essay about how Great Works of Art On Clothing has become it's own genre and how that speaks to modern society's idea of what art is, who gets to own it, and what medium is most appreciated at the time.
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
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Divided Nation “REBIRTH” Jacket (2022)
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...have you ever worked in a school before?
@NBCNewYork
NBC New York
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"Never in a million years did we imagine or think to account for parents deliberately sending their sick or symptomatic child to school," one health official said.
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@JustJem24 only emotionally intelligent response i've seen from the cast. appreciate you.
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this is the kind of content I love: you know that cool bodysuit you've definitely had advertised to you on your Instagram feed? it's good!
@CoraCHarrington
Cora Harrington
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Have you read @itsquinne 's review of this viral @thistleandspire bodysuit? What do you think of this piece?
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I truly believe a major factor in lack of plus size designers/plus size fashion is lack of skill. if you can only make a dress for a skinny person are you actually that good of a designer? 🤔🤔 #PSBabes
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wow person I was following retweeted the tweet of God to kindly let me know I had to correct my mistake
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@SubriaWhitaker aren't these for like summer camps?
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Louise going "let's talk Palestine" omfgggggg how did I never notice that!
@DijahSB
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this is hilarious and they actually did an episode like this and a food critic called the moody foody came 😭
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miami posting a pic of a dad in nantucket reds carrying a hockey bag & lacrosse sticks into a dorm is the most miami thing miami could miami
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bc you generalized your personal experience and said "autistic people" when you could have said "me"
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I don’t know how yall took something from a forum for autistic women dating talking about how miscommunication leads to being on dates they didnt know were dates or not understanding when a relationship began and turned it into this but yall saying a bunch of shit i never said
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orange and pink are so good together
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
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. @NaomiCampbell walking in Versace Spring 2022 Ready- to-Wear 💕
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LOOOK AT THESE BABY TIGERS!! my friend works at the cincy zoo & sends me snaps like this, they're why I get up in the morning 🐯😻
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@DayDaVonne_ DA'TimeTV!
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"I don't wish death on anyone but I am cool with torture."
@bsonenstein
Brian Nam-Sonenstein
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“I don’t wish death on anyone, but I do wish they’ll go to prison” is not the virtuous humanitarian take you think it is...
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@rennavate it clearly calls for air guitar
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I want a Dean Strang & Jerry Buting podcast about the national epidemic of police corruption and abuse of power
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this is just....*kissses fingers* perfect
@peacehand82
📕☭ Jason☭(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻🔻
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PAM
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@afrocosmist I like her terminology of "dropping rocks from the moon"
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@uheeuhaha bc they're run by white women
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are we still doing #iamcraftbeer ? i'm a craft beer lover with a gluten allergy (best person to drink beer with, you get my leftovers lol) and i will always have a special place in my heart for breweries without THOSE metal chairs, you know the ones.
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this shit is insidious. teaching children to put themselves in slave owner's shoes...for what purpose? to get them to relate and see themselves in the slave owners. bc if you see yourself in someone, you're a whole lot slower to rebuke and even criticize them. evil.
@zellieimani
zellie
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Wow. “How will you punish this slave?” Sun Prairie sixth grade assignment sparks outrage
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ban greek orgs from colleges. toxic community that has to go. any inkling of good greek orgs do is massively outweighed by harm they cause
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Florida State University suspends fraternities, sororities after alcohol-related death and separate cocaine charges.
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@Flames_Baldwin definition of a ringing endorsement
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bae: come over me: I can't I have to do this flyover bae: my parents aren't ho-
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is there anyone who is as excited for the new comedy bang bang season as they are about the NFL draft. bc we should be friends
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i mean this is basically a No Losses endorsement @yc
@SloaneStephens
sloanestephens
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Secure the bag.
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i hate that shea serrano acts like his becoming a fan of the WNBA is the bravest and most revolutionary thing a man can do.
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every person who says they're "into wellness" just means they're into thinness.
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my goal is to reach boxer squad levels. just walk around with people flanking me, and a dude holding up a pinned tweet behind me
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while we're at it, can white folks cut it the fuck out with the namaste puns and talking about their spirit animals?
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this is the baby from "dinosaurs" but grown up
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
7 years
Breaking: Kurt Angle will wrestle in WWE this Sunday for the first time in over 11 years at "TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs"
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did we really expect better from the two white showrunners who wanted to explore a modern Confederate America? #gameofthrones
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ugh I really just fucking adore Minkow's style of photography. the way she captures colors and like, general brightness?? my fav
@murrminks
meredith minkow
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TikTok is QVC for gen z and younger.
@nathanallebach
Nathan Allebach
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Influencers are infomercial salesmen now thanks to TikTok shop Great breakdown by @milkyy_tweets
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Arianna Grande's leather bunny mask just makes her look like BDSM Louise Belcher
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@AsiaChloeBrown trying to recreate the love island set
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@Imani_Barbarin the episode of community about Abed, his neurodivergence, and his relationship with his father, "introduction to film."
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people are losing their minds like it is wild to see
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yes overcharge all the straight boys
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like honestly give Melissa Villaseñor a record deal?
@feistyfrank
Frank Costa
6 years
Melissa Villaseñor deserves to EGOT for her celebrity impressions. This Lady Gaga one is *chef's kiss.*
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snack time on the deck
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@JomboyMedia do you want to explain why you think this is funny?
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@LaBeautyologist @t0nit0ne @fentybeauty i think sauce gloss is a strong theory. i thought maybe food/spice inspired palettes but they would've used ground spices for the tease video then.
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