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Dave Swims // Get Salty // Stay Salty 🇦🇺🇺🇸

3 years

This is how it went down from my perspective. To best understand, we start from where I was. West St. between Rector & Carlisle St. The apartment was facing north looking at the towers. About 160 metres from the South Tower.

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@sanderling68

7 months

@wilderpatriot Yeah - sounds right for a youngster just starting out in life. That's why we (GenX) lived in share houses, drove shitboxes and worked 60 hours a week. Didn't cry about it, just got on with it and still managed to have some fun.

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4 years

. @Inevitable_ET hey look friend, #ObamaGate is trending in Sydney AU.

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@sanderling68

2 years

@JumpJackMeridan Love it when you share this one - never give up, never give in.

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@sanderling68

2 years

Green energy, greening so hard it hurts.

🔥 Fallen Angel 🔥

@AngelFire2000

2 years

Can you imagine the fires these omnipresent icons of socialism will cause during summer 🤨

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@sanderling68

6 months

Although it looks rough, we have diminished swelling. He’s been sleeping heaps and in good spirits between naps. Thank you all for all the love and encouragement. Y’all are good people.

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@sanderling68

3 years

Playgrounds closed Brothels open This is Australia 2021.

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@sanderling68

4 years

The reason I love @realDonaldTrump is that he knew for years knew of the bloody vile corruption of the Clintons - and DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

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4 years

Australians are more afraid of government control measures and punishment than the actual virus.

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@sanderling68

3 years

My sister has a friendly Kookaburra that comes around for afternoon visits.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@TerryMcAuliffe I thought we were already dead because of (Insert Trump Action Here). Could you please get Armageddon right, for once???

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@sanderling68

5 months

For nearly 10 years I was constantly called 'Canadian' by my coworkers who knew full well that I was from New Fucking Jersey. Did I sit in my diesel truck and cry like a little bitch? NO - I got on with life and put Vegemite in their Nutella jars. Like a civilized human.

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5 months

men don't do emotional labor, honey. you're sad because you're a female pretending to be a man and that is lonely AF.

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@sanderling68

1 year

That's one way to get an idiot to move. 🤣🤣

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1 year

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@sanderling68

6 years

@KamalaHarris Trumps undoing of the Obama construct will be the greatest good the nation has ever experienced. Elevate your own thoughts and #WalkAway from the narrative. It’s going to be fine.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Our boy, bruised but unbroken in spirit. Time to get him back home.

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@sanderling68

6 months

He insists that his dismembered squishy comes along on evening walks.

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@sanderling68

2 years

Waiting for sycophant-in-chief @PRGuy17 to spin each and every one of these bangers as a positive for #dictatorDan .

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@sanderling68

4 months

How I know it’s time to take a break and have some lunch.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Lost some weight and had a lot to say about his week, but he’s home now and that’s all that matters now.

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@sanderling68

2 years

@Lawrence Shake the sand out of your snatch and delete your account.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@ThomasWictor The indulgent bass interlude is pure gold. Thanks Thomas. #NiceHat

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@sanderling68

3 years

As a surf lifesaver, I have not a fuck to give about your vax status. If you’re in trouble, I’ll pull you out, regardless…

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@sanderling68

2 years

@jackmeridan @RepLucyMcBath Thought that was a picture of Kamala.

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@sanderling68

5 months

Don't you dare do a good deed - the QLD government will come after you. Because they're government wankers are the only people who know how to look after wildlife.

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@sanderling68

5 years

Thus far, looks like there is clear access from AU to #8kun - index page is 404ing, FAQ is up and looks like a direct [clean] migration from #8chan . Prepare your VPN's when national telco's start blocking on GO TIME. #TheStormIsHere

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@sanderling68

6 months

We finally got the call to get Harvey.

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@sanderling68

6 months

When under supervision we take off the cone so H can have a little bit of normalcy back. He’s doing well adjusting to the one-eyed life.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Fuck. Harvey just lost the right eye. Despite our best efforts, we spent last night in the Veterinary ER with a flareup and there's nothing more they can do other than make him comfortable. He's in fine health otherwise, and we will get him back home, but this just sucks.

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@sanderling68

3 years

#IStandWithTruckies Without truck drivers, Australia grinds to a halt. Doesn't matter if they're driving a 6 deck road train or a Flatbed ute. Those legends are often the first and last link on the transport chain, making sure we are fed. Truckies have our unfailing support

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@sanderling68

4 years

Legend... way to make the day for a couple of kids.

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@RexChapman

4 years

Little things can mean so much. This heavy-machine operator taking a moment to bring smiles to the faces of two kids playing with their own miniature trucks is definitely the Twitter content I’m here for. AND the precision. Humanity.🌎❤️

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@sanderling68

2 years

What a winning Australian PM should do: * Exit the UN and tear up all WHO treaties * Vow to NEVER lockdown the nation again * Eliminate all vx mandates & investigate the TGA * Bring back Automobile manufacturing to AU * End all CCP ownership of critical infrastructure

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@sanderling68

6 years

@Alyssa_Milano #WalkAway

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@sanderling68

6 years

@TMZ Funny - Same outfit as photographed in April 2018, same pants, same shoes and by golly those minders look almost identical as well. Is TMZ recycling old media to perpetuate the illusion that RBG is awake and aware? #FakeNewsMedia #EnemyOfThePeople

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@sanderling68

6 months

Our boy is in surgery now - and we’re still hoping for a good outcome where he keeps his eye. No matter what happens this week, he’s going to come home.

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@sanderling68

3 years

Wait till everyone figures out they rebranded the common cold.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@acs5353 Savage trolling game mate. Well done!

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@sanderling68

5 months

Post a picture of a dog.

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5 months

Post a picture of a dog.

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@sanderling68

5 months

Our little champion is looking better by the day. Hourly belly rubs are part of the recovery process.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Home and straight into some TLC.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@johnpodesta How's the walnut sauce John? We know what you did. #CrimesAgainstChildren

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@sanderling68

5 months

H got a clean up.

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@sanderling68

4 years

Imagine how broad the #ObamaGate trend is in reality - 2.12M is what has been achieved with @Jack and his minions hammering the trend. Well done frens. #WWG1WGA

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@sanderling68

11 months

@mszrsmerci Put on my headphones and pray for turbulence.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@JoeBiden #QuidProJoe knows to get respect you've gotta give respect. And by respect #SmokinJoe means $$ #QuidProJoe is a Cash-Only enterprise.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@JRubinBlogger You are [knowingly] in trouble Jen. Deep Deep trouble. The kind of trouble that makes defense lawyers cry with joy for the billable hours of work required to preserve your status quo. #Sedition #Conspiracy #Propaganda #knowingly

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@sanderling68

6 months

He’s passed out and I couldn’t be happier.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@maggieNYT This is Maggie, the most dependable mouthpiece of the #ClintonCartel . I like reading her "Poison the Well" articles as they're excellent bellwethers of dramas about to unfold. #December5 #HuberGonnaGetYou #ClintonCrimeFamily #Whitaker

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@sanderling68

1 year

@sunriseon7 @7plus Haven't watched since March 2020 when y'all showed yourselves to be nothing more than stenographers for government and pharma lackeys. Cheering on lockdowns and bullying anyone who questioned the narrative. Sad and pathetic. You've lost our trust.

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@sanderling68

1 year

Why is one acceptable and the other is not??

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@sanderling68

11 months

My best friend turns 9 today. He’s the best boy and the one who keeps me sane and grounded. Happy birthday, Harvey 💕

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@sanderling68

6 months

His appetite is back as well as his desire to go for excursions and play, but worn down from the week so we have brief spurts of activity between long naps.

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@sanderling68

6 months

H Update: Surgery went well to reset the implant which had slowly shifted position causing the inflammation and redness - no infection was the best news. Home Thursday if he stays well.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Our boy is in surgery now - and we’re still hoping for a good outcome where he keeps his eye. No matter what happens this week, he’s going to come home.

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@sanderling68

4 years

@RitaPanahi In need of weapons training....

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@sanderling68

6 years

@HillaryClinton Yeah Hill - let’s talk about all those #Haitian children. We know what you did and soon the rest of the world will know as well. #PayForPlay #BloodyWonderland #SA #CrimesAgainstChildren #ClintonCorruptuon #ClintonCrimeFamily #ClintonFoundationCorruption

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@sanderling68

6 months

Excuse me, but you can FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF with this fucking bullshit.

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@nypost

6 months

Cooking on a gas stove? It may be 100 times more dangerous than a car’s muffler, study finds

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@sanderling68

5 months

H rejoined his crew today with girlfriend Mary at his side for the duration of their outing.

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@sanderling68

6 months

H Update: Our dear boy had some issues overnight and won’t be coming home today. We’ll know a bit more later this afternoon. 💔

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@sanderling68

2 years

@anangbhai @FearTheFloof These billionaires aren’t laughing. Someone like Elon will upset their carefully crafted narratives. And it will be GLORIOUS. 😘

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@sanderling68

2 years

Tell me again why you can’t reverse park your Corolla… Mad parking skills right here 👇👇

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2 years

Yeah left hand down…

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@sanderling68

3 months

This is what 56 turns round the sun looks like.

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@sanderling68

5 years

Paddington at 3.45pm - no filters. Surreal light and colour outside. #sydneysmoke #bushfiresNSW

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@sanderling68

6 years

@mattiek17 It’s going to be OK mate, just #WalkAway from the narrative and you will feel much better. Perhaps a sandwich and lie down will help.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@petestrzok Looking forward to your indictment, trial and incarceration. #treason #conspiracy #ClintonCorruption #InsurancePolicy #OathBreaker #Hubris

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@sanderling68

5 years

@EdKrassen You've already lost. It's just a matter of time before the rest of the world catches on. #WalkAway

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@sanderling68

3 years

Same applies to masked staff serving free faced patrons. It’s got fuck all to do with your health, it’s all about control and making you subservient to the bureaucracy. #DoNotComply

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@sanderling68

5 months

H putting on his game face as he’s about to lay waste to a new squishy. We hope to get the all clear next week for him to be off lead and able to get back out with his friends.

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@sanderling68

6 months

Harvey has been in hospital for 8 days and it’s been the longest week ever. He needs to be back home with his people and familiar surroundings.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@GregRubini With all the Nat Sec implications found in Durham's investigation, how will the violators transition from civilian courts to military tribunals? Specifically elected officials acting in contradiction to their security clearance obligations with severe violations of Nat Sec.

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@sanderling68

6 years

THIS 👇 - @_ImperatorRex_ Nails an excellent point home.

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@sanderling68

4 months

Out getting grubby as all good dogs should.

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11 months

Ole boy giving me his best ‘Can I haz snak?’ look.

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@sanderling68

4 months

I have the best mutuals. 🤣

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4 months

@sanderling68 Fixed him.

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@sanderling68

2 years

@zdaniel Nah - I'm 100% protected against vaccine injury and 98.995% protected against the 'rona with my natural immunity. But you do you, and please enjoy the warm fuzzies this Virtue Signal gives you. xx

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@sanderling68

1 year

10 years married to the wonderful Mrs S. I’m a lucky man.

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1 year

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

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2 years

She is back!! This week she’s Audrey and wants to make friends on WhatsApp

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@sanderling68

6 years

@SamanthaJPower You sound nervous Sammie - kinda like the walls are closing in nervous. Almost as if you have something to hide. #unmasking #treason #conspiracy #TickTock

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@sanderling68

7 months

Drive with Caution; Deer randomly appear though interdimensional portals.

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7 months

Now I’m confused. What am I looking out for?

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@sanderling68

3 years

Did someone say it’s dog appreciation day??

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@sanderling68

5 months

When it seems that the world has gone to shit, and the news feed is full of sadness and misery, all I need to do is look down and see my little buddy sleeping peacefully at my feet.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@SentientJessica At what temperature does masculinity become toxic? Does wind chill fit into the equation? Asking for a friend.

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3 years

Grammar is important.

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1 year

@zalisteggall You need a new fear campaign - we're bored by this rhetoric and don't actually pay attention to anything you say.

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@sanderling68

4 years

Thursday in Australia.

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Meanwhile, in Australia...

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@sanderling68

6 years

@David_Zuckerman @juliesavayross @bobsacard @dbongino @realDonaldTrump Wait till HRC is investigated by an actual LEO as compared to a politicised congress. The House investigation was kabuki theatre designed to cover-up HRC crimes to allow a run for office, now that adults are in-charge there's an expectation she'll be indicted and tried in court.

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10 months

Boneless rib eye - salted, held at room temp for a few hours then pan seared in butter with thyme and garlic.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@FuctupMike Having grown up in NJ, the significance of this event is EPIC. For THOUSANDS to wait, outdoors during winter on the Jersey Shore for 48 hours is unheard of, especially when considering it is for a political rally. New Jersians don't get out of their cars to refuel, but this!?

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@sanderling68

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Together 12 years, married for 9 of them - happy anniversary :) Mrs S is a trooper for putting up with this circus sideshow for so long.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@HillaryClinton Democracy fell into crisis the moment you stepped into the public eye. Enjoy the storm.

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@sanderling68

5 months

He doesn’t mind me working on a Sunday as long as we’re together.

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@sanderling68

5 years

@RitaPanahi @PolitiFact Remember Rita, nothing is true until the self appointed arbiters of truth and goodness say it to be so.

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@sanderling68

6 years

@Acosta Sort of like your reporting - How is that News??

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@sanderling68

1 year

My office fren is giving me his undivided attention.

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1 year

@Takin_Thepis_s They should have a scarlet "L" tattooed on their forehead. Hester Prynne style.

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6 months

H update: Stable and resting, has stabilised some and surgeon is evaluating this afternoon. Staff say he’s the best patient and being cooperative with the team. This is the good boy that we want to come home.