@ItsDanSheehan
Can we talk about how Nickelodeon kept playing Spongebob all day that day when literally every other channel just said to tune into the news? Whoever made that decision at Nick deserves a medal. Without that small relief, imagine where some of us would be.
@RhettLarsen6
@gldivittorio
I mean he's got a job, he's sensitive and *creative*, he's FRENCH and has a penthouse in the middle of Paris (the rafters of Notre Dame). Sounds like a keeper to me, tbh.
@riteaid
No way. Corporate made the decision to lock everything up. I'm not telling you the store so that you can yell at the employees you've inconvenienced by making their job so much harder.
@lyndonbajohnson
I don't live in her district and we had subway station repairs being done for over a year, longer than posted estimates. On my way out one day I heard the construction workers saying "thank God we're not in AOC's district, she'd be on our ass every day it wasn't done"
@sweeneysays
My qualifications are that one time I baked a spelt loaf in the middle of a GBBO binge and tagged Paul Hollywood asking if it was underproved and he responded saying "I can't tell"
@justwongisms
@dodaistewart
I work at a restaurant in the heart of the West Village and we get paid better than any restaurant job I've ever had. Nobody can live closer than a 20-30 minute train ride away (which turns into an hour+ overnight). You are absolutely right.
@ThisPaul
We have a drink at work called "Who's your daddy". Scotch cocktail. The HOOPS cis straight men will jump through to avoid saying the name when ordering. I tell them they can't have it unless they order by name, usually to delight of their date. Never want it to come off the menu
@offbeatorbit
There was a guy I worked with on cruise ships who was so picky it was shocking in an adult. We went as a team for Mexican one time and he got a BBQ chicken burrito with no rice, no beans, no salsa, and no BBQ sauce. It was literally a tortilla with plain chicken and cheese.
@evemmore
What's wild is literally anybody at any time can audition for Julliard. You don't need help from your famous parents to "get you an audition". You just need to apply like any other college.
He got her a meeting with the program director, is what I'm sure happened.
@_john92_
@cannedgod
@kattenbarge
Bodybuilding is literally the worst activity a person with a history of ED can do. It requires extreme restriction, paying attention to everything you eat, weighing food, and it's literally building a body. You are paying deep attention to the shape of your body at all times
@cadlymack
They're also acting like it happened in real time. Like this scene absolutely took at least 3 hours, and happened non-sequentially. Every day I worry about the common sense of the youths
@anne_theriault
Their courtship was so pure and sweet. Momma Mary had been so screwed over in the past by her exes, it is always so nice to read about these two mutually respectful nerds doing it.
@deadeyebrakeman
Honestly! I lived in Burbank in an extremely residential area and even I had a breakfast burrito place less than 50 ft from my apartment.
@punished_cait
Planning a wedding makes you realize how ridiculous weddings are. I'm THIS close to booking wedding alpacas because they sound less crazy than getting a bouquet specifically for throwing in the air.
@shawwillsuffice
@amyis_trying
Pretty sure Hemingway's solution was to adopt a fuck ton of six toed cats and like...
It didn't work for him but I've got one and I think about 5 more will probably solve everything.
@N9ZF
@RyHenry
@miketnyc
@Strandjunker
@realDonaldTrump
I'm sorry where in the Bible did it say "thou shalt screw a porn star whilst thy wife is with child and, yes, that encounter shall cost $130,000"
I know my Bible, and I know my Chronicles. My God says love your brother.
@1followernodad
...
I'm in Europe right now and I've been eating a lot of garlic and it's much better tasting..
AND I DON'T WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE "I WENT TO EUROPE AND LOST 10 LBS" INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX BUT HERE WE ARE
@RottenInDenmark
Honestly I didn't know what to think about this when the story came out, I thought it was celeb nonsense. But when you started covering it, I realized how serious the implications could be. Thank you for helping me to not make the 90s hated woman mistake again.
@mfbenji
Heartbreaking. My seven year old son has stopped calling us "dad and mom" and only refers to us as "zaddy" and "maaaamawwww. We must put a stop to this!
@lyndonbajohnson
Like I'm not into capping for politicians, and I definitely have critiques and wish she would push for the left harder, but credit where credit is due, she gets stuff done in the Bronx.
What are your big tells on when an actor attempts your local accent?
Most folks who try Philly do a soft "r" like New York, when it's really an EXTRA hard r and NEVER dropped.
@philly_planner
Lol I always get my hair done in Philly because I LOVE my stylist (and it's WAY cheaper) and my friends look at me like I'm crazy. It takes me longer to get to some places in Brooklyn and Queens than it does to go to Philly 😅
@CaralhoPhilly
Lol this woman is going around saying shes working class when she OWNS on the UPPER EAST SIDE which has been one of the most traditionally wealthy neighborhoods in NYC since the very beginning. Zero sympathy 😅😅😅
@LaureenNarro
@RottenInDenmark
I worked at a place that added a 3.5% "Covid recovery surcharge". Basically a price hike to make up for "lost income" during the pandemic. At the same time they only had a full waitstaff for 4 months before laying them off, I suspect they just wanted ppp access.
@jiggyjayy2
@offbeatorbit
Do y'all remember that episode where Samantha wears a crop top and all the girls are like horrified that she doesn't have a six pack? So much so that Mario Cantone's character yells "GUT!" when he sees her
But also, Jennifer Lawrence saying "King oF Prussia" instead of "KingaPrussia" in Silver Linings Playbook always takes my top spot as BRADLEY COOPER was IN THE ROOM
@PadmaLakshmi
I don't even... Curry powder is a spice BLEND, made of a bunch of different spices, and regardless, Indian curries almost never use curry powder I just
@katmsinclair
Working for a cruise liner, this was EVERY conversation. "The boat is the tiny thing you sit in while the ship leaves you behind" was a regular phrase
@DannyVegito
As a person in the service industry, my options are bad insurance for $450/month or ok insurance for $500/month through my job. On minimum wage+tips. This country is so messed up.
I’m sorry ppl need to stop huffing the copium and get serious. This is the same attitude that ruined the Dems in 2016. The Dem leadership were not born yesterday. They KNOW optics matter + that they have to attract people who are not loyal Dem voters. He did a bad job. What now?
@GBBranstetter
Let's all thank David Fincher for realizing that the Social Network should actually not be about how great Zuck is and how mean Rooney Mara was to him.
@nhannahjones
My local rite aid has everything locked up. I went in yesterday and had to ask the same lady 4 separate times to unlock the case. The items? Tampons, deodorant, dental floss, mascara. Made what would have been a 5 min trip into a 20 min one
@PanasonicDX4500
💯💯💯
Saw this guy Michael Knowles on a video talking about how men can't degrade themselves by doing "feminine jobs" (nursing, teaching, etc). Looked him up: graduate of Stella Adler Acting School who never had a real job until he started podcasting.
@entmoots
Just a reminder. Celebrities have fake names for their kids all the time. When you hear about a crazy celeb name, it's almost always a name for the tabloids to keep the kids out of the press.
These people are 10/10 in it to get their kids MORE attention though. Rumble is real.
@aubreyhirsch
I'm whatever sexuality is wanting to kiss boys in glasses and wanting to watch thick ladies be mean to men (ala Joan Holloway). Where did Kinsey place that one?
@chrissyteigen
Someone I worked with years ago (white guy) was on a big show on Netflix where the plot dealt with racial justice. He has not said a word about BLM.
I understand he's still new to fame, but you make money from anti-racism, you have a responsibility to speak up. Period.
@ZeroSuitCamus
Was having pretty severe headaches a few years back and was willing to try anything. Went to a few sessions and it did very little, but then he brought out this weird uv lamp thing and started waving it over my back like a magic wand. And that was my last session.
@notsolittleold1
@LuxAlptraum
Asking someone to do something is also labor.
If I ALWAYS have to ask someone to do the household chores, or give them a list of things to do, that means I am the only thinking about what needs to get done and when. That is a mental load that takes time and energy to uphold.
@dieworkwear
Women, finally, can wear whatever they want without critique because the Outfit Czar doesn't know enough about womenswear to speak with authority.
@honeybadgerIDK
@DanHopp
I mean... But they also came up with Catholics vs. Convicts which is DRIPPING with self entitled racist privileged bs soooo...nooooo irish
@oatmilkmotel
Two people at the restaurant I work at like this (possibly 3...).
One is 22, is opening up his own restaurant in Mexico this summer, and jets off to visit his supermodel mother in Paris all the time.
The other lives in her parents UWS mansion by herself (their 2nd home)
@mitchysuch
I just rewatched Memoirs of a Geisha and honestly my number one takeaway was how beautifully lit that film is, especially the night scenes. It all feels so intentional, and that movie is NOT THAT OLD
@mariegouz
@HannahPosted
Elon is their king, they said. So it follows that the husband will probably follow in his footsteps. When the doctors tell her she can't safely have another kid, he will find someone who can...
@offbeatorbit
See Seinfeld actually takes place in an alternate New York that is much like our New York, but **more** New York. And everyone knows the time when New York is most New York is fall.
@1followernodad
In undergrad all the music students had to sing at a large gala around Christmas. O Holy Night was the finale. Imagine being surrounded by 100 choral singers doing that shit in 6 pt harmony, each one holding a lit candle in the dark room. Not a dry eye. Standing o. Every time
@offbeatorbit
The whole thing is weird, especially considering this guy is like a Bushwick 9. Like Nice Lil Guys with mustaches and glasses who can rattle off baseball facts and love all girl bands CLEAN UP in those circles.
@judysquirrels
I honestly don't really like Carey in this either. The accent work is crazy, I can see her trying to figure out how to make "I don't need, I don't need" work from the page to the screen. And the camera isn't doing her any favors. This whole scene is...woo
@jk_rowling
J.K. you are such a disappointment to me. I kept following in the hope that perhaps one of the many people you've hurt or feel betrayed by your recent statements would get through to you. Feminism and trans activism can and do co-exist. And so I'm unfollowing.
@jrking215
I truly think being the mayor of AC would be the easiest job in the world if you were a normal person that cares about a city and not a shameless grifter. Like how are we screwing up "Vegas with a Beach" this badly???
@RottenInDenmark
Girl on that thread was literally saying, "I don't want to greet servers, but I make up for it by tipping 18%". As someone who waited tables for years, I hope she isn't a regular anywhere because guaranteed the staff have a nickname for her.
@DietervonSchwi1
@ItsDanSheehan
Ok clearly you were not in the country that day. Every other network, other children's included, were completely blacked out that day. Every channel had the same photo of a candle saying please go to newd. Nickelodeon was the only channel showing anything but 9/11 coverage