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Sam J Cohn, MD

@samjcohn

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Multiple Sclerosis neurologist. Views mine, not medical advice. Pitbulls, Pokémon, Fitness. 🌈 he/him. DEN via CLE & Long Island.

Denver, CO
Joined August 2007
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
I knew it'd be a long-shot, but after we went under contract on our house, I applied to be on House Hunters. And after 4 months, I can now announce that Joey and I filmed an episode of HH, and it'll air November 10! Tune in to see me move awkwardly and decry pedestal sinks!
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2 months
Completely agree. Our bedroom is now so much cosier. More of a sanctuary.
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christina ✧₊⁺
2 months
unpopular opinion: dark, earthy, moodier homes have so much more personality and aesthetic than the neutral white basic ones
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Who are these absolute monsters that have $850k in cash? How am I supposed to compete with that in our house hunt?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 year
I CANNOT TELL YOU LOUDLY ENOUGH, DO NOT LET A CHIROPRACTOR NEAR YOUR GODDAMN NECK. This message brought to you by a neurologist who manages Cervical Artery Dissection and their resulting STROKE.
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1 year
Can't stop thinking about this. One bazillion points to Trixie for brevity and accuracy.
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2 months
Wild guess but probably the butt
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Friends, please read the packaging more carefully than I did. This is...not cherry.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 year
@smith_jsbe8786 That's exactly where I land. Chiropractors are fine for most things (though I make patient aware that they are not evidence-based), but no neck stuff.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
@blikethecheese This is it. And it should be forbidden.
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1 year
@dudeimreading Neck PT, acupuncture, massage therapy
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
just terminated a 🏠 contract. after all it took just to get to this point, i feel anguished and angry. the housing market is cruel and unfair, and contrary to what my lender suggests, me - a grown doctor - should not need to ask my parents for money to afford a home.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
17 days
i would come out to her
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Bruh, Gwen Walz is such a mood 😂
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1 year
When patients ask if I think they should see a chiropractor, I usually do a long sigh and say, "No, but if you go, no neck stuff." Dissection is no joke.
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Kelsie Snow
1 year
5 yrs ago today I had a moderate stroke from a vertebral artery tear caused by a chiropractic neck adjustment. After 6 days in hospital, I couldn’t drive for a month and needed a walker and cane. I’m grateful each day for my recovery. Don’t let anyone touch your neck friends. ❤️
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2 months
Why yes, I have. Diet and exercise, and consistency. Photos are one year apart.
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Anyone been rawdoggin’ it with exercise instead of Ozempic?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
4 months
Listen, is he the candidate of our dreams? No. Is he an empathetic, decent man who has our nation's best interests at heart? Absofuckinglutely. There is no other choice. Vote Biden.
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Powerful: @POTUS @JoeBiden falls silent for 6 full seconds recalling Beau Biden's last words to Howard Stern
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2 years
i'm sorry but you're all going to have to put up with a slow trickle of wedding photos, because just look at my husband!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
When on Long Island, you drink Long Island Iced Teas, and you exchange vows and rings. 💍🏳️‍🌈🍹🗽🥂
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Taking my weekly fitness progress pics. Felt like doing a cheeky lil flex at the end.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Can I poll the audience? How many of you are aware that Palliative Medicine (Supportive Care) and Hospice are distinct types of medical care?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
9 months
Bedroom before painting // Bedroom after painting. Went with "Cascades" by Sherwin Williams. More rooms to come!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
4 months
Happy birthday to Henry Cavill, Adele, and me!!!
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
8 months
Happy new year everyone! I'm leaving as much self-doubt as I can in 2023, and hoping for a 2024 filled with enrichment and personal growth.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 year
@TheWrightJohn Smart chiro!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 months
Cohns on cones on cones
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Younger me would have been absolutely mortified to wear something like this. Current, 35 year old me is incredibly proud that I have the confidence to do so.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
I'm in palm springs
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 months
Twitter is crumbling before our very eyes but I know the algorithm still works because it introduced me to this man's profile. And I think that's beautiful.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Um, I'd have to say April 25th, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light wedding. 👨‍❤️‍👨💍🌈⛰️
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
my superpower? spelling levetiracetam correctly the first time, every time. this does not apply to amitriptyline nor bupropion.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Make sure you get a vacation rental with an outdoor shower. Helps you stay cool in the desert heat.
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
there are many of you here, who broadcast your gay lives, both the big moments and the mundane, and i hope you all recognize how empowering this can be for young or closeted followers. keep being your beautiful, impactful selves.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Weekly fitness progress pic!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Bisexual lighting is the best lighting
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
My patient: are you married? Me: engaged My patient: what's her name? Me: Joseph My patient:
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Friday night lewks inspired by Robin Williams in The Birdcage
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Jesus Fucking Christ. Do you want to keep screwing us over? This is how you keep screwing us over.
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1 month
Probably the closest I'll ever get to being on a sports team
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Is my patient still smoking cigarettes regularly? Yes. Does a full pack now last 4 days instead of 3? Yes. Will I congratulate them on that progress, and support their ongoing efforts? You betcha.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Feels petty to post a selfie in light of *all this* but I need some levity and I need you to know that my eyes are grey.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Whoops back in the hot tub
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
9 months
I just think this shirt is neat
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 months
I heard that donating to @KamalaHQ helps you achieve your fitness goals! 🌴🥥
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
5 months
Hi what the actual fuck is this
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
2 months
And what of it?
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@CaudilloXIV
Joseph 🕊️
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every male selfie is a cry for help
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Sam J Cohn, MD
4 months
Tgit
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Sam J Cohn, MD
4 months
Faggatrini shirt, brought to you by the excellent taste of one @EricWillz and his Gay Ass Podcast merch!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Someone tell me when I'm getting insufferable. I just think my outfits are cute and I haven't felt this comfortable in my skin in years, sooooo
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1 month
Okay maybe AI has its upsides
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Palm Springs, you've been lovely. See you soon.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
I'm learning I have a deep hatred for pedestal sinks. WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT MY THINGS?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
@closalvarado same choreographers or dancers as Rush?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
what are days off if not reasons to make lattes for you and your husband and to hang out with the doggo
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
@ashtroid22 I'm sorry you experienced that too. It's so demoralizing for our generation.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
When bestie turns 30, you must go to the most fabulous location: @trixiemotel
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
Going out look, night 2. Trixie Motel here we go.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
9 months
I dunno, I guess I'm just excited to fit back into my medium-sized clothes
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 month
Instagram enjoyed seeing me in 👓
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 months
New 🕶️
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
Tell me more, tell me more Was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more Did she put a fight?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
5 months
I think I should have clarified: I did NOT use any medications to achieve this. It was entirely through daily steps, weight lifting, and eating protein while in a calorie deficit.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
@jtrebach Being honest in your assessment is more important than simping for your attending. I applaud you.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Do you need a skincare product that doubles as a sedative? Have I got news for you!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 months
More views: Color is "Cascades" from @SherwinWilliams Rug from @Ruggable Bed from @Thuma_co Bedding from @brooklinen Dresser from @westelm
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Sam J Cohn, MD
11 months
48 hour update. I feel great! And I'm sure the fact that I'm now on vacation has nothing to do with it!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
11 months
Boosted and vaxxed (and gainz?)
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Body by @noom swim trunks by @mcecreations self-confidence by me. This is the first shirtless selfie I've posted in my entire life, and you know what? I feel incredible!
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 year
GODDAMN IT WHAT DID I SAY NOT EVEN A WEEK AGO. This is unnecessary at best, and actively harmful at worst.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
1 month
Sunday scenes. Hiking, lifting, posing.
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
14 days
Nothing to see here. Just more shameless gym selfies. Move along.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
7 months
So I guess I lied on my driver's license when I said blue eyes, huh?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
3 years
Inside every gay, there exist two wolves:
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Sam J Cohn, MD
2 years
i'm excited to be old enough to admit that i don't find bars or clubs fun. staying in with my husband, or hosting small, intimate dinner parties with another couple, would be far superior to going out. also alcohol tastes gross.
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Sam J Cohn, MD
17 days
Haircut 💈
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@samjcohn
Sam J Cohn, MD
1 year
Today is my 37th birthday. Here's to another year filled with love, self-care, and growth. And baked goods. Always baked goods.
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2 years
I clean up good?
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Sam J Cohn, MD
10 months
8 years ago today in San Francisco, I smized.
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3 months
Instagram liked this
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