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Gatti

@samirgmmm

4 years

I’m trying to mount my tv... What do I need to hang it up? 🧐

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@samirgmmm

2 years

I gotta stop DRINKING 🤦🏽‍♂️ I thought this nigga was Freddy Krueger 🤣

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@samirgmmm

6 months

looking for a job . $3,500 an hour , monday - wednesday , 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

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@samirgmmm

10 months

SINCE YALL WANNA SUSPEND MY LICENSE DONT TOUCH MY FUCCIN ORGANS‼️

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@samirgmmm

6 months

30 & UP!! JUST WANTED TO UPDATE YALL…THEY USING “CMP” For Call Me Please 😩🥴

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@samirgmmm

2 years

If a nigga got you wondering where y’all stand, go stand by some other niggas

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@samirgmmm

6 years

Im about to go to jail so I can focus on working out

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@samirgmmm

5 years

Russell Westbrook “That Was For Nipsey, everyone know 20 plus 20 plus 20” 60s

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@samirgmmm

5 months

Your man take the CDL & get an Equipment loan for a 18 Wheeler…You take the Truck Dispatching Class & find him the loads. Now y’all make 6 figures & work for yourself👇🏽

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Retweet if Jesus is your savior❤️ 🙌🙏 http://t.co/dvLY8ghH2Y

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@samirgmmm

11 months

MY COUSIN THINK HE SEXYY RED 🤦🏿‍♂️😒😭 I’m calling his parole officer

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@samirgmmm

4 years

😭😭😭who Jeezy think he is James St. Patrick??

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@samirgmmm

5 years

Dude from AT&T fell asleep while fixing my WiFi. I don’t even know what to do at this point 🙅🏽‍♂️, @ATT come get y’all ppl 😂🗣

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@samirgmmm

2 years

Instead of getting a bbl get a shoulder reduction 😭 buff ass bitch 😒🤧

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@samirgmmm

6 months

Squint your eyes 78% and see magic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gatti

@samirgmmm

9 years

A girl is not a THOT unless she giving the 😺 2 everybody. If she jus talkin 2 a lot of guys, she just runnin game like the rest of u niggas

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@samirgmmm

10 years

🙌😂 http://t.co/78p9oSDoC0

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@samirgmmm

10 years

S/O to his parents for real. This Dope 🙌 http://t.co/7O6SlSFX7i

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@samirgmmm

2 years

I HOPE CIGARETTES GO UP TO $45 IN 2023 IM TIRED OF Y’ALL 🤢😂

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@samirgmmm

4 years

Imagine playing dead and the killer yell “tickle everybody mf feet”🥴😩😭😭😭

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Most girlfriends do this 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/IP8j60dC4F

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@samirgmmm

10 years

If you "broke" because you paid all your bills... you took care of yo shit so you ain't broke to me 💯

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Don't get too attached. Ain't no telling who else they "Just Talking Too" 😒💯

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10 years

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush's families are basically identical 😂😂 http://t.co/Ghj5ZSgXLn" except Reggie's looks happy as hell”

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@samirgmmm

6 years

When you drunk, nothing cost too much $100 for 4 wings? Fuck it let me get 8

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@samirgmmm

5 years

Just Be Single Bruh Damm 😭

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@samirgmmm

2 years

I’m so sick of them tryna push Jeanie Mai and Young Jeezy onto us 😂😂😂 #BMFSTARZ

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@samirgmmm

9 years

Who remember this? PRESS PLAY.....She Snapped http://t.co/k4Ou0fwKBt

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@samirgmmm

8 years

Maxwell when he heard Panda and realized that's not Future song 😩😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

A car without an aux cord is depressing af

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@samirgmmm

10 years

I might be trippin but let me find out Paul Walker is back #BETAwards http://t.co/zE6bc3Bz3d

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@samirgmmm

10 years

After you fuck a girl she be like " So what are we? ".... TF you mean BITCH we humans 😒😭

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Ain't no sex like that "we ain't fucked in a while" sex.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

If my girl tell me we need to take a break, I'm gone pass her a Gatorade & throw her a towel since she think this shit is a game 😂💯

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@samirgmmm

6 years

Dont cheat on me cus all it take is 1 pic and all my hoes is back

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When a female say "do you" ... Dont do you bruh.... Dont do you

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@samirgmmm

10 years

After a breakup realize that you had a life BEFORE them, and you can still have a life AFTER them you just have to find yourself again.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Mfs get a job & swear they never been broke they get a car and swear they never had to walk, stay humble cause u can end up where u started

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@samirgmmm

10 years

This is accurate 😩😂🙌 http://t.co/phTY7YUXZ4

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When a girl is really mad at you http://t.co/FBVwonFCet

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@samirgmmm

10 years

I appreciate my parents 4 not letting me do what ever I wanted to do as a child. Some of yall parents ain't care. That's why yall hoes now😩😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

I'd whisper in her ear "do you want to raise a baby by yourself?" http://t.co/fraLANl3Zv

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@samirgmmm

8 months

These kids nowadays are soft. Back in my day we used to go to school like this 😂

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@samirgmmm

3 years

2 incomes is better than one fellas, make sure your woman has two jobs

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@samirgmmm

2 years

Having no car note is an underrated financial perk. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

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@samirgmmm

10 years

rt if you miss someone http://t.co/UMOSW8iRrI

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@samirgmmm

10 years

If she say "and don't lie to me"... my nigga it's a wrap 😂 she know more than what she's actually telling.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When you're trying not to snap in a text message http://t.co/p5U00P3cUd

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@samirgmmm

10 years

You ever been so mad that you was calm? 😂😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Bitches be promoting themselves like, "I got a job, my own car, my own place…." Oh, ok! Congrats on being an adult with your regular ass👏👏👏

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@samirgmmm

8 years

Haters will say this isn't the definition of PERFECTION 😍 Beyoncé

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Faithful people phone stay dry 💯👌💍🙋💞

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Niggas be mad when females run game on them! Nigga you taught her well, be proud 👍👏😭😅

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@samirgmmm

10 years

If we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal & be honest. That's all I ask.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Such a disappointment when you defend someone for so long thinking they are different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Do you ever regret not beating somebody ass?

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10 years

Funniest 1 so far 😩😂😭😭😂😩 http://t.co/eTYRKf0MXK

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@samirgmmm

11 years

A 4 month Babygirl found burried alive. But is in very criticle condition. May the lord Jesus Christ heal this child http://t.co/3qDYwHE9ps

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Don't take ya girl for granted.

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@samirgmmm

5 months

Take one thing off this plate

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@samirgmmm

2 years

If Ya Man Died & His Family Ain’t Put You In His A Bitch U Worried…Would U Be Mad❓

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@samirgmmm

6 years

Woman glow differently when they are treated right and loved properly

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@samirgmmm

9 years

If we "talking" and I haven't heard from you all day? That's a no call no show....Bitch You Fired

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Do u ever? http://t.co/qbuwKMsase

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@samirgmmm

10 months

@GorGeous_Nez Going to have to make an exception

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Dark skin nigas be lookin like a pack of hungry wolves at parties 😩😂 http://t.co/xoNVDcajmp

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Fall in love? Bitch I Cant Even Fall Asleep

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@samirgmmm

2 years

I go to Walmart everyday and put 5 eggs in my pocket 😅😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When someone tries to FaceTime you and you accidentally answer it 😩😂😭😭😂😩 http://t.co/172psAyotz

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@samirgmmm

10 years

FUCK THAT ! I can't take no L's 😂😂😩 http://t.co/vn2HP4r9jr

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Mf's will beg for your time⌚️ then waste it. 😒✌️

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10 years

Fav For A Follow

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@samirgmmm

2 years

Leaving her is way easier than cheating on her. 🥷🏾 be 30+ still cheating and making excuses for it 😭 You a sorry mf (man or woman) if you running ppl in circles and scared to be honest 🤷🏾‍♂️💯

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@samirgmmm

10 years

So marriage isn't the relationship goal anymore? A "bond" without a title is? Y'all stupid 😴

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@samirgmmm

10 years

If her panties match her bra when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex

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@samirgmmm

10 years

A real bond💍cannot be broken 💔

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When a girl's mad at you she'll subtweet you in retweets 😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

When your mom opens the door without knocking. 🙀 http://t.co/yZwrBs0Azc

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@samirgmmm

10 years

The type of females that stay in the house & watch netflix on the weekends... I love y'all 😘 💯

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@samirgmmm

10 years

I hate a bitch that's related to everybody 😂😂😂😂

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@samirgmmm

8 years

Good pussy will have a nigga reading ya horoscope to see if you in a good mood today

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Two smart mouths in a relationship is funny 😍😂 i love it 😏

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@samirgmmm

10 years

That exposing shit dead , why expose somebody that trusted yo ass? 😴

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Why do McDonald's workers hate giving sauce? Does it affect your pay?! 😭😭✋😩

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@samirgmmm

5 years

I hate yall slow turning ass drivers, swang that bitch 😤😤😤

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Spoiled girls be like.. "Tf is a no? 😂

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@samirgmmm

10 years

I don't care about losing people that don't wanna be in my life anymore, Ive lost people that meant the world to me and im still doing fine.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Mf's loosing sleep over someone who's probably in bed with someone else.

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@samirgmmm

6 months

Follow me for future updates

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@samirgmmm

8 years

When you realize summer is in 2 months

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Good sex will leave you friendless.

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Ex's be like "But I can't live without you" I be like "Then Die"

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@samirgmmm

3 years

I have no sex drive when my money low ..bitch move I’m disgusted with me rn 😭

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@samirgmmm

10 years

The one homie that play too much all the time 😂😭😂💀

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@samirgmmm

9 years

Let me log off the internet for the rest of the day 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/totVKQATMP

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@samirgmmm

10 years

Everybody at school and I'm at 💀😩😂 http://t.co/RN0QjAS44N

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@samirgmmm

10 years

U niggas need to stop making ya girls feel like they not the right ones. She the right one with the wrong nigga. Keep ya head up

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@samirgmmm

10 years

how old white ppl turn up for 4th of july 😂😂😂

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@samirgmmm

6 years

Getting drunk and not having sex is a waste of getting drunk 😂😂😂😂😂

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