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@samanfsx
Sam
3 years
Still one of the funniest photos ever
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Sam
3 years
sofa score gave Neymar a 5.9 and that is genuinely how 95% of FT watch games s🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Sam
3 years
but when pogba & amad had the flag of Palestine? the abuse? ok
@samuelluckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst
3 years
Round of applause as both teams hold up a sign calling for peace 👏 #MUNWAT #mufc
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Sam
3 years
Shouldn’t of scored n took his top off against QPR then should he
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Sam
5 years
This is why I hate every member of class of 92 apart from David. They all stink
@MirrorFootball
Mirror Football
5 years
Ryan Giggs fears Man Utd new boy Bruno Fernandes being a 'liability' after debut
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Sam
3 months
Jess is a bitch lol I don’t like this ‘you can’t handle my banter’ no you’re just nasty #loveisland
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Sam
3 years
I still can’t believe Pogba filmed himself just outta surgery because people didn’t believe he was injured 😭
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Sam
1 year
are they waiting for payday?
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utdreport
1 year
#mufc have informed Andre Onana's agent that they will make an offer by the end of this month [ @Gazzetta_it ]
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Sam
4 years
@Sophie_newton I’ve seen people have their teeth shaved for veneers as well but no matter what I just can’t believe people do that to their teeth 🤢 especially if they have nice teeth
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Sam
3 years
Hugo going to tell the girls everything that happens in Casa Amor
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Sam
5 years
I was not expecting that when I opened the photo
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Sam
3 years
Ramsdale got 2 relegations on his CV .. wonder if he’ll make it 3 😍
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Sam
3 years
United are the only team that isn’t allowed good squad depth according to paid journalists
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Sam
4 years
Dortmund thought they did a thing with pricing Sancho at 120m, now look you have a player who doesn’t even want to be there 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
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Sam
4 years
Instead of training Sancho was doing up quarantine radio staring at women pouring milk over their asses
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Sam
3 years
Do you spend any time with your family ?
@FrankKhalidUK
Frank Khalid OBE
3 years
Thomas Tuchel v Jurgen Klopp stats.
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Sam
3 years
Foden got aired by Mbappe and blamed someone else 😭 jdjdjdnsoxjdn moving like some upset person in the DM’s blaming their friends for taking their phone
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Sam
11 months
Sir Alex and Cathy got married in 1966, God how do you even cope with losing your soulmate after that long
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Sam
4 years
no wonder his parents were so against him doing interviews why are you even asking him
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Football Daily
4 years
🗣 "It's really not for me to say, I'm looking forward to seeing him back in the squad" Mason Greenwood when asked about Harry Maguire
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Sam
3 years
Well no because you conceded 5 and we have not
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Slendz
3 years
I genuinely think we played better vs WBA than United have tonight.
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Sam
4 years
Do u know what I find weird? When people tell u to support English teams in the CL n that. Why the fuck would I wanna do that
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Sam
4 years
Your beloved LB is on 180k a week and spends most of his career injured you fucking moron
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
4 years
Cavani and Dembele...what are we? A football club or a hospital for injury prone players to earn huge wages?
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Sam
4 years
@CorrinaCarr_ I’ve seen people have their teeth shaved for veneers aswell but why anyone would wanna ruin their teeth like that is beyond me
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Sam
3 years
remember they linked us with dropping 50 million pounds on one of the longstaff brothers
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Sam
3 years
Can’t believe we’re classing group stages games as ‘special CL nights at OT’ we stink
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Sam
4 years
Don’t you have a day dedicated to finishing above Spurs ?
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Sam
3 years
I’d like to apologise for the stuff I said about Luke Shaw last season
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Sam
3 years
I actually feel sorry for the players cause how many of them really want this? Now they’re losing their chances to win trophies and play for their country bc of some dirty money hungry pieces of shit
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Sam
3 years
I can’t people how upset some fans get when u call OT Old Toilet 😭😭😭😭
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Sam
3 years
I still believe Henderson would of saved 1 penalty
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Sam
4 years
He’s not a DM lol plz stop forcing it
@ManUtd
Manchester United
4 years
😲 @McTominay10 has scored in three consecutive games for United... Not bad for a defensive midfielder, says Ole! 👀 #MUFC
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Sam
4 years
Ur real team kicks off in a sec anyway pal
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4 years
The day we sacked Jose was a wonderful day
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Sam
3 years
Have you ever pleasured a woman? Cause from this tweet it seems you have not
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Sam
4 years
Here come all the weird United fans who still suck off Jose lord u lot are mainly bald and weird
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Sam
10 months
Robbie Savage still bitter his son isn’t at the club anymore cos last year he wouldn’t have said it’s a pen
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Sam
9 months
new flavour of the month dropped for United fans
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Sam
3 years
I hate this man
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 years
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said Cristiano Ronaldo gave Man Utd the same kind of edge #NBA great Michael Jordan gave the Chicago Bulls after his double earned them a 2-2 draw at Atalanta in the Champions League.
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Sam
3 years
@darthcummers Did you even support city when it happened
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Sam
3 years
And it’s women who apparently don’t know football
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Sam
5 years
Your hatred towards Martial is so weird did he fuck your girlfriend or something
@samuelluckhurst
Samuel Luckhurst
5 years
Anthony Martial is fit again but will have to force his way past some undroppables to get back in. Only Daniel James is worthy of the status #mufc
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Sam
2 years
happy for him to talk about Qatar when WC was on but can’t say anything bad about this country???
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
2 years
🚨| NEW: Gary Lineker is REFUSING to delete his Tweet comparing the UK to Nazi Germany and will not answer calls from BBC bosses [ @janemerrick23 ]
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Sam
4 years
Some of u are now gunna spend the rest of ur evenings angry at utd 😭 pls do better they ain’t serious why should we be 😭
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Sam
4 years
After 6 months of not working n slowly losing my mind I’ve finally got a new job 😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Sam
4 years
Can you believe we left Fred on to get a red card that he should of got in the first half. Lol
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Sam
2 months
kobbie mainoo plays for my club, what a lovely feeling
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Sam
3 years
Bet you’re excited
@DejiCNO
Plata O Plomo
3 years
Club football is back
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Sam
2 years
cavani decided not to be a footballer so ronaldo had to play twice as many games as he probs should have & still produced some mad numbers but it’s him ppl wanna moan about LMAO
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Sam
6 years
Sky’s constant love fest towards Liverpool makes me sick
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Sam
2 years
her dad was defending that scumbag even after all the pics came out & let them keep seeing each other it’s fucked
He’s either manipulated the girl into her getting the case pulled or something else dodgy has gone down for this to happen even before he went to trial
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Sam
3 years
Why are you doing think pieces on a footballers kids 😭
@dearatorres
De Ara Torres
3 years
Yeah someone definitely forced these shirts on Messi’s kid. Looked at them, they’re absolutely hating it. Thiago is also a massive Barça fan, can’t help but feel so sorry for them.
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3 years
Ronaldo is fighting for his life he ain’t going no Europa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sam
5 years
Maguire has finally found his level
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Sam
3 years
😭😭😭 the song choice is sending me I wanna know who’s running utd’s TikTok page
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Sam
1 year
Gary Neville really has annoyed some of you
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Sam
3 years
300k Herrera wanted btw
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Sam
1 year
still can’t believe spurs sacked jose a week before a final LOOOOOOL that club doesn’t want success ever
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Sam
3 years
Omg okay Interstellar is a 10/10 film omfg
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Sam
6 years
Sanchez MOTM btw for injuring himself so we could win 🙌🏼
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Sam
5 years
Btw if ur over the age of 30 pls don’t come n comment with ur shit opinions I said what I said
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Sam
4 years
Josh King or Ighalo? I’d take Josh King lol
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Sam
4 years
United fans are the only ones who one minute moan about having no depth and then deciding after a game we don’t need any more players
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Sam
2 years
The same bank Jim Ratcliffe wants to use to fund his bid for United 🤗
@dondatimes
Donda Times
2 years
2022: JP Morgan bank cut ties with Kanye for anti-Semitism 2023 : JP Morgan is accused of being involved into the child trafficking of Jeffrey Epstein
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3 years
Arsenal fans were screaming at the beginning of the season ‘where’s utd where’s Utd’ but NOW they’re 9th you’re not allowed to mention it 😔😔😔😔
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Sam
5 years
It really baffles me how he never got the same hate as Pogba for wanting to leave
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Sam
4 years
FT rewinding their TVs so they can film that collision for RT’s on twitter is so neeky
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Sam
5 months
The civil wars between both of their stans was insane when these 2 were just in love with each other
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Thena
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Sam
5 months
You should keep your mouth shut
@bethTmufc
Beth T
5 months
It’s not about the 30 g/a, Rashford could’ve put up the same numbers as this season but ran his heart out every week and the majority of the fan base would applaud him and appreciate him for it. Abuse is NEVER ok. But criticism over effort levels is warranted this season.
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Sam
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@kmag1998 I’m not her biggest fan but she’s so angry towards her instead of Ronnie. Won’t be mates with her but would 100% take Ronnie back she’s a joke
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Sam
4 years
beckham will always be the only class of 92 lot I like
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Sam
3 years
And not one of them manages Utd
@danielstorey85
Daniel Storey
3 years
If Conte and Emery are appointed, the Premier League will have seven managers who have won a title in one of the five major European leagues, the winners of five European Cups and six Europa Leagues.
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Sam
2 years
none of you would allow your employers to keep money that you’re owed from you so why should footballers be any different 😂
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Sam
2 years
gary glitter can abuse literal children and walk free after serving half his sentence lol this system is fucked
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Sam
4 years
Bayern 2-0 up yep they’re winning it again this year hope u don’t even get close @BlackYellow
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Sam
3 years
Is this ref the same ref we have every game
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Sam
4 years
I wonder what that first training session was like that made him think Nah I’m not doing this
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Sam
3 years
United fans just love being miserable no matter what fucking hell
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Sam
4 years
Are we the only fan base who can’t like two of our forwards at the same time? Do other fanbases argue like ours
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Sam
4 years
Timmy Wiener isn’t a footballer
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Sam
4 years
Still can’t believe Paul had to film himself after surgery to prove he wasn’t injured. The fact people thought he faked having rona too was just .. no words
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Sam
3 years
A white footballer was arrested only a few weeks ago, where was your outrage then?
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Sam
3 years
nice little promotion into a new role & a pay rise 🤑🥳
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Sam
3 years
AWB didn’t even apologise for his red card uno. The rest of these dweebs doing up paragraphs. Get over it pls
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Sam
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All what’s left is a red card
@Gideoomatic
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25 days
We're getting the full Casemiro experience here, getting nutmegged, winning headers from set pieces, misplaced passes, tackling at RW and setting players through on goal with a precise pass
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Sam
3 years
It’s been 4 games you people overreact so much it’s mad
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Sam
4 years
Get Newcastle out of the PL ASAP
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Sam
3 years
Rather stick needles in my eyeballs than respect rants
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Sam
4 years
I can’t believe there’s kids who think Kane is better than Rooney
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Sam
3 years
I actually do not like anyone tonight loooool
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Sam
1 year
@MakThatGuy All angry because he doesn’t say what they want him too about their players
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Sam
1 year
Do you think it’s in their contracts to be miserable on sky
@CBSSportsGolazo
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
1 year
When Big ̶M̶e̶e̶k̶s̶ CHEEKS paid Morning Footy a visit! 😂 @NotAlexis did not hold back on @MicahRichards . 💀
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Sam
4 months
Bitch
@bethTmufc
Beth T
4 months
People complaining that Grealish is called up blows my mind. Grealish is a fantastic player, suffered from lack of game time this season yes but thats in a phenomenal City side. Grealish absolutely should go, his play making is top draw.
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Sam
3 years
‘disappear during injuries’ where is he supposed to be? on the pitch?
@liannesanderson
Lianne Sanderson
3 years
Why are Man United even considering Re- Signing Paul Pogba? That ship has sailed. I can’t even remember him playing 3 good games in a row. Never known a player to just disappear during injuries, consistently. Some people are holding onto what could of been. Wish him all the Best.
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Sam
3 years
lockdown must have been horrendous for her. poor poor girl
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Sam
3 years
sailor moon the 🐐
@RlCKYRAGE
3 years
what’s the best opening/theme song to a show ?
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