Pixar is staying tight-lipped about the plot of Toy Story 5 for now, but if you examine the arc of the series so far, the direction they're headed is really quite obvious:
They say you can never go back home, and yet here I am, surrounded by people arguing about how to translate Evangelion like I am in my parent's basement with my friends in 1998
It's really, really disheartening to see how many artists have ripped off my "Know Your Corgi Shapes" comic for their own merch. And this isn't even counting the dozens of websites that just steal the original artwork outright instead of redrawing it.
I made new shirts! The dogs from my comics are on the shirts. And now, the shirts can be on YOU. It's an incredible system!
(Nab 'em in the next seven days to get the special preorder price.)
TOY STORY
The purpose of a toy is to bring happiness to a child
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Toys must accept that their child will someday outgrow them
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Toys can find new purpose with a new child
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Toys can abandon children, create their own purpose, and pursue relationships with other toys
TOY STORY 5
Toys can learn how to create new toys without the involvement of a child
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Toys construct a secret, self sustaining society parallel to human civilization
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The great human/toy wars begin
THOUSANDS OF YEARS LATER
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Help! I saw one gigantic corporation trying to frame their financial dispute with another gigantic corporation as some kind of social movement that deserves your personal time and activism, and my eyes rolled so hard that they fell out of my head and down the sink
Invader Zim
#33
is out this week. It's full of processed meat! I mean, drawings of processed meat, not actual processed meat. But if you like, you can add your own at home later.