I hate being a writer. I had to describe someone to the cops and I was like, “he looks like his father has money,” “smells of cigars and whiskey,” and “has an arrogant chin”
@missmulrooney
Once i met a small child in a fabric shop and we were just looking at patterns and stuff and her mom came looking, calling her “Greta! Greta!” And i was like what? Im Greta. Anyway i think of that little Greta and hope her life is good.
(Related but unrelated anecdote)
This is the most attention any of my tweets have gotten so I want to say: I’m querying a fantasy novel and if you’re an agent think I’m see cool please let me know and I’ll send you my book
Feeling dramatic so I’ll say it—i don’t know what I’m doing wrong as a writer. I write a ton. I read even more. I have strong short story pubs. I have a great query letter & my readers say I’m “so close,” yet I’m STILL struggling to get an agent after YEARS. Why is this so hard?
2. Fuck off if you say I shouldn’t have gone to the cops. I was low-key assaulted I want to catch the guy and bring him to justice. I’m using the tools we have available, even if they’re broken tools
Wow I’m never tendered before and it’s amazing and overwhelming! So many cool writers have seen my tweet and it gives me hope that I *can* write something people are interested in!
A couple things before I go: 🧵
I’m on a quest to get published in every animal-named lit magazine. I already got
@okaydonkeymag
. Just a menagerie to go!
Please recommend any animal-titled mags for me!!
3. If you’re a writer, follow me! I almost always follow back and I love connecting to other authors. I tweet lots of cat pictures and writing bullshit 💖
Ok, muting now. Love y’all 😘
@jzux
The only thing that works for me is to pretend they’re dead. Mourn them, but don’t interact AT ALL if possible. Block them on everything. It sucks so much for 2 weeks. Then it sucks a little less. By the end of a month, it’s almost ok
Heartbreak is so hard & I wish you the best
If i ever write a vampire book, my vampire will not be cool and sexy - they will be super weird and constantly making jokes and references that no one alive gets
Very excited to announce that anxious fretting apparently works, because “How to Determine if Your Grandmother Has Been Replaced by a Fairy and What to Do About It” is going to appear in
@thedreadmachine
!!! 🖤
Had a dream an agent with my full tweeted “nothing in my inbox motivating me. Gonna pass on all.” So yeah, querying is fun and healthy and not hurting my heart and mind one bit
I sent my first short story ever into
@PodCastle_org
10+ years ago, back when I was in high school, & today I get to announce I sold a story to them!!! Dreams come true!!! Thanks so much to the editors and the whole
@EAPodcasts
network for teaching me to being in magic✨✨✨
So I just rejected an offer from a lit agent.
I feel a little weird about it because I’ve wanted an agent for so long, but I know in my heart that she isn’t the best fit.
My rejection is a vote of confidence in my work—I know a better offer will come. I believe in my book. ✨
I was rude to a group of French people a week or so ago who wanted to buy out the restaurant with zero notice and I basically said “You can’t afford it. Guess what? They were trying to rent it for president macron
I don’t care about traditional gender roles. Which one of you carries the lizards outside safely in a cup and which one thinks the cats deserve a little treat?
Just kidding—couldn’t stay away. If you’re a local nola writer, you should follow
@thirdlanternlit
for events and the chance to meet other writers! And if you’re a cute girl who likes tattoos, follow my super cool, deeply underrated sister
@hotcheetovirgin
Me: my book is so good, so beautiful i can’t believe it came from me. Can’t wait to query
Me 2 minutes later: this is the worst book in the world; no one should be forced to read it. I’ve wasted my life
Me another 2 minutes later: oh man this book is gold
Probably the best week in my writing life:
Reprint read on
@PodCastle_org
🏰
New short story
@thevanishpoint
🔭
And a weird little flash
@EthereaMagazine
🦾
Oh and also a mysterious email from an agent with more details coming soon ✨✨✨
I don’t want to be dramatic but
@mdbell79
’s total rewrite changes everything. This is the beginning of the scene where the queen asks Rothbart to help her convince a child, first try and then new version. Neither are perfect but one is closer
I lied to my boss and said I couldn’t work tonight saying “i have to help with my husband’s popup” and guess what? Now i really do have to help with the popup
Why are people so mean to service industry people??!!! This bitch told me I need therapy tonight because I told her we’ve been closed for half an hour when she asked what time we closed
Just hit 12k on my new project, a regency romance + magic with lots of marriage proposals, rides in the park (chaperoned), rides in the park (unchaperoned), and various ballroom shenanigans. Wish me luck! I’m not ready to give up on this one yet!
Very tired of querying. How else can i get a book published? Is there like a shark tank style gameshow where i can make my pitch and publishers can negotiate with me directly?
Putting my pitch out there soon everyone can pressure me to finish writing:
In this enemies-to-lovers, Dungeons & Dragons themed romcom, Penny suffers under the pressure to live up to her family’s high expectations, but only feels like herself when she’s playing D&D. (🧵)
Just finished my
@mdbell79
-style total rewrite, and the new and improved THE TALE OF TALES clocks in at 82k words rather than an unwieldy 114k. The plot is tighter and forms a more natural arc, there are fewer and more complicated characters, and I’ve even added a dragon✨🗡🥀
I sometimes wonder what judgments people based on my pink hair, and today a stranger asked me if I had a light for their joint to celebrate their dog’s bday, and that’s a stereotype I can live with
Today i should find out if i got that raise or not. If i didn’t get it, I’m going to put in my two weeks. Anyone know any cool jobs hiring right now, just in case?
Really lovely rejection from
@uncharted_mag_
today. I’ll definitely be sending them more weird stories in the future in hopes that one of them sticks 💖
I remember in high school i tried to diet really hard so I’d look good in a super tight shirt i loved. Went back to my parents house and found the shirt in my old closet. Friends, i skipped meals to wear **this**
There’s some discourse going on about “age appropriate romance” in books, and i just have to say that my parents never talked to me about sex so i had to figure it out from reading vampire books 🤷🏼♀️ Smutty books > abstinence only ignorance