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alex

@sahnemis

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“if you want to find brahim, find valverde first. they come in pairs.”

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alex

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6 months

one day soon it’ll be him lifting the trophies

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the western front the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. you can say "that christmas truce was nice" and somebody will say "so you’re a traitor who wants to join the germans?" no bitch. dats a whole new sentence. wtf is you talkin about.

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my 16 year old sister just sent this to me, the American education system is in shambles

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@sahnemis

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someone shot my archduke 😭😭😭 can’t have shit in sarajevo

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4 months

my 16 year old sister just sent this to me, the American education system is in shambles

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irdgaf about noah schnapp and dua lipa discourse, bisan survived the night and is calling for a global strike week from jan 21-28!!

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@sahnemis

5 months

de paul’s contribution to the world cup

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@BarcaWorldwide

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De Paul vs Vinicius Jr. yesterday. 🗣️ Vinicius Jr: "I play for Real Madrid." 🗣️ De Paul: “And I won the world cup while you didn’t.”😂😂😂

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@sahnemis

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ancelotti talking to jude, cama, vini, and tchou before the match

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@sahnemis

1 year

if i was bruna

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1 month

im convinced he’s the only sane person in that club

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🖕🖕fuck you 🖕🖕

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1 month

bshdhhdf where is he

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jude

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atletico may you never touch a UCL ever in your history

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rudiger when he stepped on the pitch and saw that blond ponytail

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we not hearing from fede for another week

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2 months

what do you think they talk about

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@sahnemis

9 days

argentinian fans need to be sanctioned this is so deeply abnormal and it seems to just keep happening

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@CANMNT_Official

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Canada Soccer Statement.

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@razinnnitt

1 month

tf does Aura even mean??????

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@01Pien

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@sahnemis

10 months

that one jordan henderson quote

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@sahnemis

6 months

this scene made me cry laughing the first 4 times i watched it

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@FilmUpdates

6 months

In honor of the 6th anniversary of Derry Girls, what was your favorite moment from the show?

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our players trying to find someone to pass to when modric is on the bench and kroos has retired

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@sahnemis

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fake ass dgafer i saw you writing a novel on instagram

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@lukamodric10

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That was fun @ToniKroos

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fake ass dgafer

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MY KID GNNA BE MAD AS HELL WHEN I NAME IT JOSELU

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opened twitter to find my tl filled with the jude x skims campaign

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2 months

“i sentence you to watching a real madrid match where they gain an early lead”

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real madrid going into 2024 with a single cb

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11 months

mbappe and psg

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6 months

white people who wouldn’t think twice before spending that amount in their home countries, now fighting tooth and nail to avoid spending it in a place where that same amount is worth a lot more to the locals 😭 what a disease

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@mushruem_

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Words can not describe what I’m feeling rn 💀

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he was born

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what happened in 1998

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@sahnemis

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messi and shakira watching pep steal pique’s girl

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this is gnna be him today

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1 year

modric liking everything that lands on his tl without even looking at it

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@kroosci

1 year

NOOOOO UNLIKE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

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@sahnemis

2 months

im crying why do they look like arda’s parents

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2 months

WHAT NUMBER DOES FEDERICO VALVERDE WEAR?????

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@sahnemis

6 months

rafael lmao, lube in the ass, ohdeargod, lack of threat, mbarrassing😭😭😭

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@sahnemis

2 months

i would die for brahim im so serious

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@sahnemis

3 months

ENDRICK GOAL AT THE BERNABEU THE SCRIPT HAS NEVER BEEN SO BRILLIANT

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@sahnemis

2 months

and it’s not modric’s last UCL game yet either!!

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@sahnemis

2 months

he had everything piled against him at the start of the season btw . generational player

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@sahnemis

1 year

mind you you tweeted this

hope #6 🧡🖤

@gavisyellowcard

1 year

you’re insufferable god

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2 months

omg i found another pic from arda’s barbecue

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this was sickening

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‘people died’ and it’s just a selfie

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insane to think about

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@MadridXtra

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Luka Modrić with his son. 🤍

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brahim whenever fede wants to talk to arda or jude

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@MadridXtra

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🗣️ Fede Valverde: “What if Bellingham teaches you English and you teach him Spanish? I'm still not sure how we talk, but we understand each other. Sometimes I use Brahim as a translator” 😂 @TheResidncy

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1 year

i need a collab

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1 year

the unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon

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lunin in glasses #wowzers

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ARDA FUCKING GULERRRRRRR

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kepa arrizabalaga with real madrid’s up and coming youngster luka modric

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europeans vs americans at the grocery store

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stressed, hasn’t been on the pitch for a month, hair out of place, i almost didn’t recognize kepa😭😭😭

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arda last night

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edtwt intro looking for moots ☆neymar he/him 31 ☆cw: mid bmi 20s ☆gw: bmi low 20s

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@centregoals

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🚨🚨| Neymar responds to those who claim he is overweight: "Okay, overweight. But fat? I don't think so! Take it, haters! Give it up or run away!"

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endrick and jude scoring at the same time

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I have always felt deeply in touch with my Brazilian side despite no one in my family being from there

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still crickets?

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telling the truth versus being opposed to racism????

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@kvng__niel

5 months

It's funny how some real madrid fans are defending Jude Bellingham for calling Mason Greenwood a r*pist. I thought y'all were preaching morals when Vini was abused

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ramos with no national team and no club

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@sahnemis

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fede when he catches jude

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@MadridXtra

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🗣️ Jude Bellingham: “I’ve been begging Toni Kroos to stay all year. I think it’s annoyed him to the point where he wanted to leave. I hope they don’t blame me for that…”

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lunin at half time

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4 months

i want a HAT TRICK from VINICIUS i want a HAT TRICK from RODRYGO i want a BRACE from JUDE i want a CLEAN SHEET from LUNIN i want 97/97 PASSES COMPLETED from KROOS i want PEP to start shedding his SCALP

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“thanks for the visit, coach jurgen klopp” and there’s not a single photo of klopp in there

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🗣 Luka Modrić: "If Barcelona would want to sign my daughter? She decides (laughs), it would depend on her, but I don't think she will want that. She's playing at a good team now. I like her a lot."

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this is a ridiculous face card brev

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hola madridistas im terrified

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luka’s starting as captain in his last clasico

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when it’s time to hatewatch spain but i see carvajal

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jude and zidane in that adidas shoot

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camavinga walking back to the bus after stepping in horse shit

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MODRIC JUST SCORED A WINNER ON HIS EX HUSBAND’S HEAD

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y’all…… apparently pique’s girl knew pep because she went to the same school as his kids 💀

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“do you take care of him much? or are you on the playstation? because every time i’m connected i see you online.” 😭😭😭😭

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madridistas on the tl

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not even an nctzen but

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psg losing ramos, messi, and kylian in one summer

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me in 2027

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@MadridXtra

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🚨 Real Madrid will begin work on the Santiago Bernabéu Metro next Monday. It’s expected to be finished in 2027. @diarioas

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THE ONE AND ONLYYYYYY

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Can you name this player? 👀

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sergio ramos and luka modric wishing each other happy birthday: a thread

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‼️‼️ mohammed ( @_mhmdshamia ) is only €78 away from his short term goal of €11,000! please SHARE and DONATE to get him to his goal asap, he is trying to raise enough to evacuate his brother!!

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not even a “thank you” not even an “i miss you” just straight to the homosexual yearning