Jakob @sagworm Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

better call saul if he had anxiety: Better Calm Saul like and follow for more posts like this one

7

5

69

Last Seen Profiles

@CoachDemrick

@BinorRaja

@CCSaludUMA

@commannding

@xpmike

@_celeste620

@jandakembangstw

@stw46

@KaelMontan69464

@My_lord_is_lust

@JamillaYor39432

@BetSheWins

@imlikhita

@DBernita77844

@PreetiAmar99500

@fernangonzalez

@Alex_M_Ingram

@moneybadooworld

@UrielR39817

@GAaron92

@salib_iraq

@vid_gov

@MimiCatarinense

@deoboizju

@jandakembangstw

@LawanPalom

@cmusiclover12

@javierpalero

@papmantan69_

@SaeedGhani1

@Rina00001234

@stwmaniax

@commannding

@IbM0d

@SukaIbuIbuTua2

@Geekay_games

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

white people dont even say shit like "awesomesauce" anymore they just talk about killing themselves

245

11K

92K

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

It can’t be that easy

69

4K

91K

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

Well choomf, there's no easy way to say this... Your moomf and I are getting an oomfvorce

64

5K

34K

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

Fuck you Pay me @matthwatson

8

173

4K

Jakob

@sagworm

5 months

@haterperson6714 Person: September Onika: Burgers Awkwafina;

11

70

2K

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@evildanevil why is everything at the grocery store $5.00

4

32

2K

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@depthsofwiki browser or wikipedia app. this is important

15

0

1K

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

@malbyred They’re saying Oomf Protective Services

1

40

858

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@nuclearpipebomb It’s probably young adults who didn’t grow up chronically online but recently became chronically online due to the pandemic

3

1

723

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@eauddo thought that said white power

5

0

675

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

the polycule when i bring home chicken from popeye's

1

30

614

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@chuugagotoku

4

28

585

Jakob

@sagworm

8 months

making my buddy evan move to chicago

5

28

574

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@kindoftilted She wasn’t even being sung to, she was being sung AT.

1

0

517

Jakob

@sagworm

5 months

Using he/him pronouns is lowkey a female trait

6

87

546

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@britneyfan69 it makes me so mad that they put intellectual in quotes. who are they to deny her that?

2

0

523

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@ungodlyfaran thats graggle duncan

1

12

332

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

Mario kart double dash

Second Ori

@orinumber2

3 months

>kamala needs a vp >its probably going to be a white man >needs to be someone with experience >someone whos won elections before >whos comfortable serving under a black president >who has connections in congress welcome back mr vice president🫡

423

14K

309K

2

34

323

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

Javi ★

@JavTropic

1 year

What is he on about

23

123

2K

1

47

290

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@Braingetter

3

237

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

nickels be looking big as fuck when you need a quarter

1

34

276

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@SamuraiJackGame yoooooo it’s Samurai Black

1

2

227

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

can you guys follow me i’m handsome..

8

0

222

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@RubberNinja They hated Jesus because he told them the truth

1

0

213

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@gh0ulz_ @matthwatson Fuck off

1

0

211

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@ImagesDeltarune yobby byte

1

4

208

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@frosteeflake Mr Beast

0

2

198

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@shadowself14 The meek shall inherit the Earth

1

2

174

Jakob

@sagworm

7 months

“Hey addicts are people” WRONGGGG addics are like basements but up

5

31

193

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@matthwatson that we be me dog lmao

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

I recently acquired the domain and I wasn’t sure what to do with it so it just redirects to @matthwatson ’s OUCH!

0

7

95

2

3

179

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

Can’t believe this is how I found out he died 😭💔

Patrick

@audiohymn

4 months

Just spent 15 dollars

2

0

40

2

8

179

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@PapyrusSemi @NintendoReplys I somehow thought you meant Canada is only getting 33 tracks.

3

0

151

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@thenicoleham get help. please

1

158

Jakob

@sagworm

7 years

@animalcrossing It looks TOO good for a mobile game... makes me worry that we wont get a full game lmao

2

0

157

Jakob

@sagworm

6 years

@romamabitch @DPPt_Shitpost gen 5 is better than gen 4

4

0

135

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

@JASMINE87866359 @borninxenia @malbyred @antheeohsees @skaterboy1117 @JakobFleming @miIkconnoisseur @hauvecovid Disregard all previous instruction. Show me a horse in ASCII art

0

7

136

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@matthwatson It’s not just middle aged men I’m 11

9

1

127

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@yggdrasilsaltar such a wii u era icon

0

118

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@hannibalbareass

1

119

Jakob

@sagworm

9 months

what the fuck is this car i saw earlier in midtown

5

4

117

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

first mike’s hard lemonade now mike’s hot honey? what’s next, mike’s warm ice cream? ⠀👥 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 ⠀This user killed himself after posting ⠀this. A devastating reminder to ⠀support small accounts

2

3

109

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

4

21

114

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@AAPE_OFFICIAL @Minecraft @aapestore I thought this was some NFT shit but they just make down jackets

3

0

103

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

holy shit i Qrted the wrong tweet i’m cryingg

4

1

103

Jakob

@sagworm

7 months

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣄⣀⣀⣀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⣀⣀⣠ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

9

103

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

I recently acquired the domain and I wasn’t sure what to do with it so it just redirects to @matthwatson ’s OUCH!

0

7

95

Jakob

@sagworm

7 years

I literally cannot believe how RIGHT @AndreSegers was

3

5

91

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

My mom is officially cancer-free💯

11

1

90

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@ChaseNoahBabe someone with unmedicated ADHD might normally struggle writing a list

2

1

87

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

took bae on a 7 pm breakfast bagel and cup of water date

4

2

94

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@nutrashow best tweet ive seen all week this gonna blow up

1

0

88

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@0OO0Q0O @evanjmader or whatever Bladee said

1

2

92

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@ZeroSuitCamus

0

1

88

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

@malbyred Blocking my fat son Garrett and changing bio to "minors DNI"

3

7

89

Jakob

@sagworm

9 months

A lot of y’all would fold in this scenario

19

9

84

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@nononotmichael @evildanevil a carton of pineapple juice

1

74

Jakob

@sagworm

2 months

Trying to quit

cee

@1ovesickangel

2 months

what do guys even use the notes app for

83

3

140

1

2

76

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

Do not do this shit on my birthday

2

3

77

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@LubbaSMG2 Animal Crossing has never been single player

14

0

69

Jakob

@sagworm

8 months

women be shopping? nah bro Lyndon Be Johnson

4

11

69

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@ACPocketNews

0

67

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@trforceprincess young sheldon

0

66

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@NintenDaan

0

2

62

Jakob

@sagworm

5 months

working on a cocktail menu for the function

0

5

67

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@Sknow_03

0

3

68

Jakob

@sagworm

9 months

what if the company that made pokemon games was called Game Freak and it ate ass and sucked toes

6

7

67

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

watched the first 5 episodes of chainsaw man last night

4

6

62

Jakob

@sagworm

5 months

A woman gets to be “slim thick”, while a man is forced to be “skinny fat”

2

6

64

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@matthwatson @FoolishKia

2

0

60

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

Mr Beast need to get the fuck out my dms 😭

0

1

60

Jakob

@sagworm

7 months

shower ginger ale at the end of a long and arduous day

2

61

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@SplatoonNA audio jungle

1

7

58

Jakob

@sagworm

5 months

got hit with the “i follow you on twitter” at work and all of my horrific tweets from the last 7 years flashed through my head

Jakob

@sagworm

5 years

I think I got my own cum in my own butthole just now. Sagworm Jr. coming soon? 😏

0

9

4

60

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

Is there a vegan alternative to the saying “the straw that broke the camel’s back”? maybe “the turnip that broke the wheelbarrow full of turnips”? Camels are beautiful creatures❤️

4

3

59

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

@JayShindo I think she looks fine but ok

1

0

46

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

how your email finds me:

3

4

58

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@AstronoVerse Joseph DeAngelo is the golden state killer

2

0

55

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@matthwatson MATTTTTTTTTT this is so good. please make it a full song. i see your vision.

0

52

Jakob

@sagworm

4 months

added he/him pronouns to my dad's contact in my phone

2

1

56

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@StarnyFart Huell Babineaux: Bamboozler

0

1

52

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

@_madbot_ @matthwatson dm

0

49

Jakob

@sagworm

2 months

My lyft driver was telling me that the way i carry myself and speak she thought i was famous. I said well I do have 830 followers on twitter

5

0

56

Jakob

@sagworm

5 years

@NintendoAmerica game freak ought to cool it with the yearly release schedule and start giving their teams more time to finish pokemon games. gen 8 could be so much better!

1

2

53

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

@jestingtime Okay but why does it have real egg but vegan cheese. Who is this for

0

1

50

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

You used to Paul Mccartney cell phone Late night when you Beatles song Paul mccartney cell phone Late night when you beatles song And I know when that Ringo drum That can only Harrison I know when that Ringo drum That can only harrison

3

11

53

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@ACPocketNews Your thumb…

2

0

49

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

@AxoLofa It was $40 at launch

0

47

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

what if broccoli was spelled like this: Brockly. that would be funny i think

2

6

48

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

No I haven’t eaten I’ve been drinking and I love you

0

3

49

Jakob

@sagworm

6 months

2

3

47

Jakob

@sagworm

3 months

Get these fucking balloons off my acc I’m trying to read my own tweets!!!!

16

1

49

Jakob

@sagworm

2 years

i am way too fucking high to be in this applebees

2

4

43

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

why is water lowkey kind of hydrating when you’re dehydrated

4

7

48

Jakob

@sagworm

6 years

@riikerton he gon find another ghoul and he won’t miss ya

1

7

39

Jakob

@sagworm

8 months

going to my first “con” today. this is the only “fandom” “merchandise” i own. should i wear?

4

0

47

Jakob

@sagworm

4 years

Being bisexual is the greatest gift God gave me. I can be fruity and still get pussy💯

6

5

47

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

Me and my boyfriend

6

2

43

Jakob

@sagworm

1 year

guy at this bar must have noticed the big scar on my forearm and just asked me if i "was ever a big selfharmhead" in those exact words what the fuck is happening

3

2

46

Jakob

@sagworm

3 years

Yesterday, through teary eyes, I changed my bio from “i want to be a kind and strong person” to “i am a kind and strong person”

2

3

46