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Evan

@evanjmader

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twenty-first century guitar music

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you’re not supposed to do it for the benefits

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There are no benefits to being a good person.

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need to go to the store today

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whatever tomorrow brings ill be there

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i like the way that u walk, the way that u talk, i like the way that u dress

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imagine ur card gets accepted at the grocery store and they give u your receipt

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lil piss baby

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what hobbies can a 25 year old have other than the gym and drinking?

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u not beating me in a love off

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water

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I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

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and there are definitely benefits but that’s just not the point

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that one job that hires you

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9 months

hows this make u feel white boy

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can i send u weird texts or would u be mad

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right now im smiling and then later on ive got some laughing scheduled

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they’re saying im gonna have to do laundry eventually

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in college i majored in spotify links and minored in emojis

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i might watch a movie in like five hours guess i better start getting ready now

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walking around chicago making this face

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do u fw the grand scheme of things

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at the dentist feeling obedient

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sandwich twitter

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no hanging out is an insanely evil thing to put on a sign

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me

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(to no one in particular) u wouldnt get it

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getting nothing done and calling it a day

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2 texts from a friend means everything to me

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did u see that spotify link i posted

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11 months

starting to think some of u dont take hanging out as seriously as i do

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ur a boy turn that selfie camera off

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@dawnposts this happened to me

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1 year

when u read my tweets its kinda like we’re hanging out and im telling u about my day

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3 months

they should invent good circumstances

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dont ask me for advice im gonna tell u to follow your heart and be yourself

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@audiohymn new studio

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im on twitter talking like its just you and me

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im so in bed

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@jimmysoldout that’s really how some people think tho

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just remembered u can just take a shower and wash it away

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im not saying im a wolf but if i was i’d put this on

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it’s getting warmer….

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if an app has a heart shaped button im pressing it idc what it does

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do u wanna have a sleepover theres a normal amount of twigs and leaves in my bed

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4 likes is the new 400

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i love music and listening to it

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smelly ex: hey… i finally got that shower we always talked about

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that one oomf who’s tortured as hell

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u guys need to start taking hanging out more seriously

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darth penis

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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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imagine ur card gets accepted at the grocery store and they bring out the groceries

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some soup or broth would be awesome at a time like this

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@ieatwater22 it conveys a feeling

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darth penis

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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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@sleepyhead2342 ur hating as usual

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@smiskiclub doesn’t get much realer than this

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ur tweet went viral in my heart oomf

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2 beers means everything to me

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i cant hangout today i’ve got to work on my big evil plan

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@grinchmachine ur real as hell

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@hum_dunkin game night with ur friends is what its all about

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today i went to the store and bought jeans and dvds

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@givemeurdisease they’re competing for your attention

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april fools is just a regular day for a guy like me

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id peel an orange for a lot of u thats just the type of guy i am

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if u made it through evil friday im proud of u

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they should make a version of this for when ur happy and things are going well bc thats what i would post

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i think im addicted to hanging out

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fried rice enthusiast

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who is liking your posts

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have u seen my they

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new years resolution

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so in bed i woke up under the fitted sheet

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sometimes if u sit on the couch all day a job will come to u

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@smiskiclub oh we gotta get them

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