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@safetydogedude

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Local NAFO fella, Hazbin Hotel addict and TØP fan wanted in all 49 states for saying Alaska doesn't exist, possible femboy and bisexual + nonbinary 🇺🇲🇺🇦

Langley, Virginia
Joined December 2023
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@safetydogedude
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9 months
@Stewartctor @LegoRacers2 ...The jacket contains a blood chit that reads, “Nationalist Aviation Commission: Military and civilian together, Foreigners (USA) Coming to China to Help Fight” bucko you painted over history, if that's an original jacket you just caused history to be erased.
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6 months
I might get suspended for posting this but this is a GEM.
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8 months
@emersonneutral I hate antisemitism and how it's slowly becoming normalized in society.
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6 months
LADIES AND MOTHERFUCKING GENTLEMEN.
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7 months
I got a label - can any of you fellas see me? #NAFO #NAFO
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@safetydogedude
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5 months
NAFO is seeing a massive increase in disinformation campaigns about us and the slander from the MAGAs and Vatniks continue the onslaught on us, Hold firm fellas!
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6 months
BOOOOOYS IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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6 months
Ladies and Gentlemen, it finally happened.
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4 months
I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!
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7 months
I am officially back from the dead after being silenced.
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6 months
Ladies and Gentleman, We got 'em.
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8 months
@FrenlyFrenchBoi THE T-90M CREWMEN ARE QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS.
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5 months
I'm about to flip my fucking top with the holocaust denial on twitter and the fucking denial that the gas chambers never happened, I'm about to leave this fucking platform.
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6 months
CALLING ALL FELLAS! The DM Virus is back, do NOT CLICK THIS LINK WHILE I HELP THIS FELLAS GET HIS ACCOUNT BACK!
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8 months
@AlexWaveDiver ay bro don't diss my boy Kiribati like that.
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6 months
This is going up on my fucking wall.
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6 months
@MuhSociofactor @Egrammer_tips Dude it's a fucking STOCK PHOTO.
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6 months
@chenweihua ITS WHAT WE DO.
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4 months
@jaanus They're starting the "start posting russian propaganda" part of the cycle
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9 months
@thetruezmatt_ @Stewartctor @LegoRacers2 its a reproduction jacket but in my opinion painting something over like an airman's last hope for survival fighting in a foriegn country for a country that isnt even his and turning it into a fashion statement is disgusting to me.
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9 months
@PolskiPolak2x @freerussia2025 200 dead Russians left to rot in the desert after getting obliterated by the USAF says what?
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8 months
DO NOT RESPOND TO THE DM I SENT YOU I GOT HACKED AND CHANGED MY PASSWORD.
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9 months
@Stewartctor @stratosvarius32 @LegoRacers2 That is a literal flying tigers jacket - you literally just erased a part of history because it's "ww2 larp shit" How historically illiterate even are you?
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6 months
@lambert_berton @db_witch That's just as gigachad of a response.
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@nextsemestr They're gonna go CRAZY about the paladin strait MV next decade
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6 months
Do NOT CLICK THIS LINK, We have someone who is followed by a lot of fellas who got hacked, Don't click that link!
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6 months
@juju_b3ats @SpaghettiKozak @IAPonomarenko @JDVance1 Hey bud sorry to tell you during your coping session but SK Media has fought for ukraine.
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4 months
@Havoc_Six I have a book on a British armored regiment called the Sherwood Rangers, the description of their landing (I forgot which beach it was but I can definitely look) is amazing, it shows how much the British were going through along with us, as well as the canadians.
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9 months
@TrueSlazac It's not just KMT it's a FLYING TIGERS jacket, The jacket contains a blood chit that reads, “Nationalist Aviation Commission: Military and civilian together, Foreigners (USA) Coming to China to Help Fight" Which if it's an original jacket I'm gonna be SICK
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7 months
@wgfwb @jebizhere @onekayeighty @TheBigCigar1906 Parroting Pierre Sprey is getting annoying.
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5 months
We are so fucking far into this guy's brain we're protruding out the other side of it, 50% of his posts are about NAFO, It's actually fucking hilarious.
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I think if “NAFO” is actually sponsored by the U.S. or allied governments, then that would raise significant questions about government intrusion into public debates and certainly the style associated with them.
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7 months
@Vraskaorbust @nykyt0sha Wait till he finds out about Unit 731.
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6 months
@19hassan49 Move to russia then.
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@BiLuffyAwesome @edwardskelepeen Someone get meal team 6 on this...
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6 months
@IcemanXIDKP @BriannaGrazina @RussInBel All they did was payed for some test data, the Yak-141 and F-35 engines are drastically different.
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@GlowingEyesRep Tyler's gonna be so mad at us LOL
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6 months
@BubbaSlurrp If the FSB has actually done that, seeing the CIA infiltrate NAFO to root out FSB agents would be the funniest thing ever, Hell even I might be a CIA Agent in disguise!
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5 months
@Doha104p3 I found some grifter under another post on this whining about how its a fucking Avro Vulcan copycat, and then I found out he was writing a book called "Trillion Dollar Trainwreck." On the F-35, gotta love them grifters.
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7 months
@DucuGavril They're getting into the criticism stage.
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@homoluigi @emersonneutral Learn what a Star of David is.
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6 months
@OAlexanderDK @DavidSacks He provides evidence but the evidence is straight up parroted russian propaganda
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7 months
@TheCatsTrill Sir what are your thoughts on the fact you are considered a criminal in 49 states.
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@strwblitzy The thing that also was insanely manipulative was the voice messages
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@Xaviery_Is_Near Did he even know that GERMANY DECLARED WAR ON THE US?!
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9 months
@Ivrlyier Says the hamas pfp.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi Also ngl cant wait for the vatniks to scream how it's a horrible tank the moment it gets damaged or destroyed.
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@AlchemyMinded @anarchist_frodo Grenada, Panama, Persian Gulf, Defeating ISIS In Iraq, Bosnia would all like to have a talk with you.
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6 months
@angeldustloser @DiegoWollacye RadioDust and HuniCast were the fandom's VENTILATOR at one point
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@vanillabrwnsugr Alastor looks so fucking high 💀
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@ElizaDFTW He wasn't telling the truth he parrroted russian propaganda and lived in Ukraine and chose to spread disinformation about it, he was digging his own grave.
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@CortacMihai_ @karrotknife @InsaneCope I don't think the Bible said to bully trans kids bro.
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9 months
@vanillabrwnsugr They're claiming to speak on behalf of all SA victims and I've even seen some accounts say that SA victims hate how angel is depicted - it makes me FURIOUS how people think making wild assumptions like that is ok - I'm incredibly pissed rn.
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5 months
Going to be privating my account for a bit to ride out the wave of dumbasses I just attracted to my previous post since I had no idea it would blow up.
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@P_Kallioniemi 6: Get called out by Bugatti Paris with actual proof that Zelenskyy never bought the car and get sued out of existence. Wait a minute...
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@MilaLovesJoe @daniela_maria85 Kyiv hasn't been flattened and nobody's made that claim, but Bakhmut and Mariupol have.
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@glorifiedhope HE'S ALWAYS BEEN CLANCY
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9 months
@RealOdysseas It's not just a KMT jacket it's a flying tigers jacket, The jacket contains a blood chit that reads, “Nationalist Aviation Commission: Military and civilian together, Foreigners (USA) Coming to China to Help Fight” in case the pilot is shot down.
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@FluteMagician Ah yes, it's totally 200% real.
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@RWApodcast I think you're forgetting about something.
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@MikeSouthWestUK @NavyLookout @Gibdan1 @key2med ...do you even know how rusting HAPPENS?
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@iAsura_ They're CLASS A MISHAPS NOT CRASHES. Class A Mishaps are sometimes NOT ACTUALLY CRASHES.
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7 months
@CristiTanase17 @ArmchairW Quick reminder that the serbians knew when the F-117s were taking off and that they took off on the same route every single night and the fact that the SAM commander saw a tiny little blip when the bomb bay doors opened for less than a second immediately knew it was a nighthawk.
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@iamundertow @Gen_Z_For_Trump I spent a solid 12 minutes reporting him, he's about to get a run for his money.
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5 months
@NlCOLAS9 I will not listen to the leaks and I REFUSE TO.
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@Bastionoverwatc @comicsgames34_ Gotta love how people forget viv is a literally a sexual abuse victim herself.
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@mandhistorian It's FOOD and those MREs can be eaten freaking YEARS past the expiry date.
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@BadMedicalTakes I mean cancer can be food borne if you eat something rotten as hell but I don't think rotten foods are a carcinogen
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@tomcruising_ @Stewartctor @stratosvarius32 @LegoRacers2 The jacket contains a blood chit that reads, “Nationalist Aviation Commission: Military and civilian together, Foreigners (USA) Coming to China to Help Fight” in case the pilot is shot down.
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@ExtremistLs The ukranians were fighting separatists...?
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@DavidMHobson @Egrammer_tips For the LAST TIME it is a STOCK PHOTO quit trying to get mad at anything with the SLIGHTEST bit of diversity in it.
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@wasem_sad22 @mikkybkk @ChowdahHill Those are two different fucking flights decks bro.
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@AnimarchyYT "I WILL STOP THE WAR IN UKRAINE." WELCOME BACK TO FACT OR CAP
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@schmuffin47 Counterpoint: having relationships with non-consenting animals who can't even talk is weird and in the case of sex: illegal.
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@strwblitzy Viv haters attempting to not send death threats every 2 seconds
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@squatsons @P_Kallioniemi This is funny coming from a putin bootlicker like you.
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@JBDerek87 @Egrammer_tips It's a fucking stock photo STOP TRYING TO GET MAD AT EVERYTHING
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@PigLazer Legit just had an engagement with a vatnik who kept on dodging and weaving when I brought up bucha.
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4 months
Do not send gore to random people, this is what fucking happens.
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@derpysoyjak @UA_Nationall By that logic all of Europe should be German territory because it's "German land"
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@Rathofkhan_ @WhereTrueLoveIs You're the clown here.
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6 months
No idea if I've posted this before but this is going into my collection.
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@janssen_carlos @aphexurbanite I think you meant winning by a shit ton and by yemen you mean houthis.
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@PolskiPolak2x @freerussia2025 Your English is making my brain hurt.
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@PigLazer That's something out of crossout.
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@juche0071 Aaaand you live in England, shut up.
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@derpysoyjak @UA_Nationall ...my expectations were low but not THAT low.
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@DucuGavril Apparently it is, Labour is expected to win in a landslide.
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8 months
@seizekeons THEY ALSO FOUND THIS.
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@ski10997 @RandyWhitePDX @DougAMacgregor Ok, explain how the F-117s in Iraq weren't shot down by one of the most sophisticated Air Defense Systems in history and the fact that it's PROVEN stealth aircraft work.
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@Drewskeeze ...No, it doesn't, quit parroting disinformation.
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Ah yes, the DAMAGED USS EISENHOWER.
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