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@NlCOLAS9

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here to clear up some misconceptions and engage with my loyal people. also here to bully tyler (no i am not tyler stop asking)

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@NlCOLAS9
Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
this album is gonna be trash i just know it
@twentyonepilots
twenty one pilots
8 months
Our new album Clancy is available everywhere May 17
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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where do i go from here? where do i go from here? *bum bum bum bum* ᶜˡᶦⁿᵍᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ *bum bum bum bum* ᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᵉˢ fighting off the vignette
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they don’t know i’m nico
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Nicolas Bourbaki
4 months
no scaled and icy? ok i see how it is
@tylerrjoseph
tyler jøseph
4 months
just locked in the setlist for the clancy world tour pumped
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
tyler was definitely the type of person to do this to you in the hallway at school instead of moving out of the way like a normal person
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snow con ⊬ ❄️
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this move is so tyler
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Nicolas Bourbaki
28 days
all of this discourse about “big clikkies”, but has tyler mentioned you by name in a song? and put you in multiple music videos? if you can’t answer yes to both of these, then sorry, get back in your lane (boy)
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Nicolas Bourbaki
6 months
kinda wishing you never did what? say it to my face, joseph
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5 months
how are you people all on the same wavelength
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4 months
friendly reminder to not check in on your friends. they’re fine, don’t even worry about it. i’m sure nothing bad will happen.
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
stop pretending to like it just because everyone else does.... let us admit that it's garbage and move on.... also, to the person who sent me my own IP address, thanks, but i already knew it so
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Nicolas Bourbaki
5 months
imagine having an imaginary friend and you just make him do manual labor for you
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Nicolas Bourbaki
7 months
i actually recorded these shots on my dash cam
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jimbo
7 months
Wow, this is such a cool shot in the Next S-WHAT THE FUCK
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Nicolas Bourbaki
21 days
clancy if you see this call me back we need your robe measurements
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
clancy sucks stream sai
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5 months
this honestly made me laugh
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Nicolas Bourbaki
7 months
going to buy out an entire arena so that when tyler comes out on stage it’s completely empty except for me standing there. manifesting some nightmares for him
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Nicolas Bourbaki
5 months
maybe the paladin strait music video was the friends we made along the way
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@NlCOLAS9
Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
this is bullshit and i won’t stand for it. no sai slander will be tolerated here
@atrofdcheckin
Bob Pajamas || Clamcy ™️
8 months
im mad okay im kinda mad im a little bit mad
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Nicolas Bourbaki
2 months
what are you guys planning on doing when twenty one pilots eventually retire? or eventually… you know… whichever comes first
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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imagine if they go back on hiatus after this
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5 months
post of shame
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Nicolas Bourbaki
2 years
I'll say it once and I'll say it again. I DID tell him he was a copy. You wanna know why? Cause Tyler Joseph is the most basic white boy name I've ever heard
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Nicolas Bourbaki
5 months
this is the same guy
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
tyler adding like four different languages to a song to make up for the fact that his name is tyler robert joseph
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5 months
rest of the album was garbage, they really fell off
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8 months
no
@lycosoid
sunny ⍉
8 months
does anyone here like twenty one pilots
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Nicolas Bourbaki
6 months
we should cancel them because, honestly, this is way too far. i can excuse the homoeroticism but i draw the line at littering
@G0NERSLEEPERS
anna is team josh ✞
6 months
promoting littering to a primarily underage audience? i love them but this isn’t okay
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5 months
for the record, i’m not homophobic, i know a few gay people, actually
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22 days
clancy is a punk ass bitch send tweet
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7 months
maybe instead of spending hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on concert tickets… put that money toward some therapy instead
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8 months
imagine writing multiple albums about how depressed you are and they do pretty well media wise, then you have one album that’s upbeat showcasing you feel better and it’s a total flop and people hated it. yikes (sai is still great you guys just have no taste)
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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feeling that post-concert depression? not to worry, just come on down to dema! we have plenty of pre-recorded twenty one pilots shows from their hit album, scaled and icy. hopefully soon they will be back in the city for some live performances 🫶 from scaled and icy :)
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4 months
@tylerrjoseph you couldn’t have found a better angle? people are flooding my notifications telling me “have you ever heard of moisturizer?” “why do you look so crusty?” “croissant looking ass” you better fix this
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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imagine finally catching the bastard that’s been ruining your life and everything you’ve ever worked for and grabbing him by the neck just for him to look at you like 👁️👁️
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7 months
not only are you all depressed… but you’re also homosexual and autistic and dema is running out of space to put you. those last two don’t matter in terms of being in dema but it’s just something i’ve noticed
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
the fact bro puts a dirty sock on his head and calls himself clancy and you guys think it’s the coolest shit ever will never not amuse me
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6 months
go ahead… listen to the leaks… you know you want to
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
Thinking about bringing back dema day what do you guys think
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8 months
i crack myself up
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please stop writing diss tracks about me
@lycosoid
sunny ⍉
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if u guys could personally tell tyler and josh one thing what would it be
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7 months
sai wasn’t even a bad album some of you guys just like to bandwagon 🤷
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5 months
i hate how funny you all are
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“he’s so baby girl” he is a 30 year old man! get yourself together
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2 years
Tyler Joseph's voice sounds like he is permanently on the verge of tears send tweet
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@TrolledByLondon you would be surprised how many people have said this
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tyler knows your names because he stalks twitter and sees all your posts calling him a catboy and drawing him and josh making out
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Nicolas Bourbaki
8 months
this is what happens when you let catboys rap 👎
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5 months
here’s your repost you guys can stop sending this to me now
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imagine the twenty one pilots fans and the taylor swift fans come together to become the most unbearable fan base to ever exist
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you may have noticed that my tweets are mainly directed at tyler, but never josh specifically. this is because he is josh
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i hope he catches a cold out in trench and doesn't have any tissues to blow his nose
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4 months
WHAT THE FUCK
@h3artstruvk
Logan ⊬
4 months
@NlCOLAS9 This you?
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Nicolas Bourbaki
7 months
stop saying i’m tyler i am not tyler and that’s incredibly offensive to even suggest actually it’s a hate crime so stop
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5 months
of course the blurryface account does something while i’m trying to be funny
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5 months
just a heads up, there are high winds making their way across dema. please stay alert and have nets ready in case the banditos try paragliding into the city again. we do have cannons, but those will be last resort as we haven’t tested them and now i’m too afraid to try. thanks
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rare photo of the construction of dema
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yeah, it sucks
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baseball bat
@clancytrj
christmas jim 192 #TEAMJOSH
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wyd if you saw this man on the street
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8 months
unpopular opinion but i’m going to be honest, i’m not hopeful about this new album. i mean, at this point how could they ever outdo sai? it was a masterpiece tbh.
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4 months
me when i fucking GET you
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to whoever keeps setting fireworks off and shooting it directly into our tower count your days. i was trying to eat my waffles and a fire cracker knocked it out of my hands then blew it up.
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4 months
i don’t know what i expected
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5 months
seize this, vessel that- how about some of you seize some bitches? huh?
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7 months
the fact they are both somehow from ohio should’ve even enough of a red flag for you guys. straight white men from ohio? you stan a man named tyler from ohio!? listen to yourselves
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wait no let them cook
@is0latedtrack
giuliana ⊬ loves tyler
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facebook clique is genuinely isnane like i’m sobbing
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routine dema check in, how are you all doing? how can i make it worse?
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in trench you are alone I ain't seen shit out there tbh
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i keep finding this fucker wandering around. if you see him, capture immediately. i’ve added a photo for identification
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paladin strait more like paladin gay
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i don’t know which bandito has that laser pointer but i’m getting real sick of your shit wherever you are
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twenty one pilots? more like… twenty one pilots. get it? because they su- *is fatally shot by sniper*
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he’s just a man! he’s just a man from ohio! hit him with your car!
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stop sending me pictures of the bishops pregnant you fucking weirdos
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@houseofmortal let me get in touch with my people and see what i can do
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i know it’s pride month and all but PLEASE stop drawing me pregnant and/or as a pregnant furry i can’t keep doing this
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to whoever threw bleach in my wash and turned my robe pastel pink i will hunt you for sport
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8 months
bishop press conference coming up soon to discuss the situation with the banditos and the fact they have managed to get their hands on ak47s and without our knowledge. additionally will be discussing zoning to build a staples
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imagine nearly being hit by a car and the guy pulls up next to you, looks you in the eyes, and says "can't change what you've done". that's some spooky ass shit
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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now this is what i like to see on my timeline keep up the good work
@JessBeeler_
Eagle is trying her best here
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Sixty DEMA dollars well spent @NlCOLAS9 this would probably fund more propaganda
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imagine being so sensitive, that you get angry when someone asks what your eta is. you knew you were tight on time and you’re late because it’s a little gloomy out? tyler joseph? more like tyler slowseph.
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he can’t even spell his own song?
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4 months
fun fact: at the end of the music video, you don’t hear me but i say, “and goodbye, clancy,” and promptly throw him back out the window. this was scrapped due to the fact it wasn’t scripted 🫶
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i wonder if they’re holding off on releasing the paladin strait video because it’s still pride month. it would need to be paladin gay to be politically correct.
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oh great more music videos just what we need
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contrary to popular belief, when the lore concludes, i will not disappear. at least not off twitter. someone has to be here to bully tyler joseph, and i think it would be funny if he thinks it's over, then BOOM! nico is on his timeline calling him a slimy taint knob
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help guys they’re starting to multiply
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navigating? how about you navigate some bitche- *is fatally shot by sniper*
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if tyler actually manned up and responded to me then i'd delete my account but he won't so i am staying
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can someone shut those banditos up!! they’re standing outside the walls again with that damn boom box. someone singing about take out? i don’t get it. like a hot-n-ready pizza?
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Nicolas Bourbaki
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@jimbocius
jimbo
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what the fuck why does my dema letter say this?? #twentyonepilots
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i know tyler is seeing my tweets and i hope it’s ruining his day
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josh is a freaky little bastard
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