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@safa_xx20
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He be killing people & still able to text back. Don’t settle for less ladies
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Asfand 🎒
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Bomboclaat
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Me shutting off my laptop at night & telling myself "I'll finish my work in the morning"
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When you cheat on an exam but still fail
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The only BS I need in my life right now is the Bachelor of Science
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Girls who only want a kitten for their mehr pls dm me. I need a clown for my niece’s birthday next week
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@safa_xx20
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I wanna go to bali but my bank account is khaali 😔
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How’s this night club gonna be “halal”? Are ppl gonna be taking zam zam shots & dancings to nasheeds?
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The iPhone camera went through mitosis #AppleEvent
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When you’re showing your parents a meme on your phone & your notifications aren’t turned off
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@KimKardashian It means you transfer half your money to my bank account
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@postnuclearjoan They be so slow & late to the party
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@safa_xx20
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@bloaxkiana & thats why ur crying and she isnt 💀
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When the only person you talk to leaves you on seen
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caption this
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@_Alayaxo @_Nicksy Nah tiktok comments can be brutal sometimes
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Him: *doesn't reply for 3 hours* me jumping to conclusions:
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Bomboclaat.
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When you remember he had girlfriends before you
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@zyyyski ruling out commitment for now too cuz harder building trust from a distance
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@amxnaw Literally!! & then u end up taking it all off & feel so much better with ur bare face
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“You’re pretty” my insecure ass:
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SOLO 🌑🥀
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@keepitsimpledon Imagine not knowing how to take a joke
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If i can’t marry him I’ll marry his cousin so I can see him
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If she glows up after the break up, YOU were the problem
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I’d rather go finish a PhD in that time
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talking stage 2 years relationship 5 years engagement 3 years plan the wedding 1.5 years get married 💍
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@itsqail @StanEPak Don’t forget saskatoon, Saskatchewan😍
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@abou_k203 This is a job posting for her, u better send this to her rn!!
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@juliannarvivas Tell yourself one thing: if he cared, he wouldnt be your ex. Men will literally do anything to keep the woman they want.
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All the cocaine in the world and your nose is still in my business
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@mcheclwx @carapradaa same!!! I literally saw the girl’s insta profile in my dream & thats how i found out her name lolol
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Over here studying carbon triple bonds while he’s talking to alkynes of girls 😔
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Me to my brain cells after an exam:
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i don’t use a period tracker i just wait until i start crying over something really dumb and thats when i know it’s coming
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When turnitin tells me my essay is 98.73% plagiarized
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you must be myelin sheath since you're always on my nerves
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is your room really clean if you don’t light up a candle right after
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Me when I catch my siblings eating my quarantine snacks
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If yo man cheating on you out in this weather he must really hate u
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this is traumatizing
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imagine yo card declines at the dentist & he starts putting your wisdom teeth back in
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@_Sarmadmh Dj imaam gonna be controlling the surah’s & all
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so you know how bike is short for bicycle ?? what if mike is actually short for.... MICYCLE
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I’m actually so glad Allah only answers duas that are beneficial for us cause I’ve asked for some dumb things before
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Yea breakups hurt but have you ever got whipped on the ankles by a razor scooter
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He said Eid Mubarak to another girl y’all. I can’t breathe 😫😫💔💔
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@safiarose_x @BaklavaIce Makes me want to be single forever
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this aritzia sale made me realize i dont even need clothes like that tbh
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My sleep paralysis demon on its way to haunt me
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My mom dropping me off to uni after I miss my bus by 0.094 seconds
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My soulmate ded or smthn
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Me begging myself to get my work done Also me:
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Like this & I’ll tweet what I think about you
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Can’t believe my husband’s out there not dating me 😤😤😤😤
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I don’t know why my head be hurting 24/7. I don’t even use it
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What if our dreams are memories from other universes and past lives
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gel electrophoresis expectations vs reality 😐😐
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Corona virus is the last thing Introverts have to worry about
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@sighyam i do this 😭😭😭 its cuz i feel like i genuinely suck at explaining thingsssss & feel like google will do a better job 💀
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@Iinskis that aint even my man and i’m sick to my stomach
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Killing them for a refund >>>
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dudes can tell who the impostor is first round but can’t tell when their girl is unhappy
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@mahaam07 But what if the cat dies…..
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u ever liked a guy so much u just wanna bite him ☺️🙂
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Ya’ll take everything on twitter personally.
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what I think about you
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Like this & I’ll tweet what I think about you
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What does the ps4 have that i dont... ??????
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WHO DELETED THE GIRL TALK COMMUNITY???!!???
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How are some of you looking at cute boy/girls in zoom class. I just pin myself & look at myself 🤡😭🤣🤣
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Finding something to watch on netflix is an extreme sport
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I dont get ppl who take twitter serious. The only purpose of this app is to post your insane thoughts
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humble yourself before life does.
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@originalsandra_ @spinbackmecca it wasnt meant for y’all americans in the first place. The gta people would know what she meant by gta
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just filed my taxes on my own for the first time and got a 14k refund….. IM COOKED
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If you like him, send him to the streets. If he comes back he belongs to you.
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I’m gonna break that PS4
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Played cod & its so frickin stressful. Can’t believe men play that for FUN 😳
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@vNostri @keepitsimpledon Literally all of my tweets are a joke. I’m only here for jokes lmfao
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Me: *peacefully doing my thing, minding my business* My brother:
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Once you learn how to apply blush, you can’t live without it 🥵
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Bitches be eating 24/7 & spending all their money on food & still be looking like a stick. I’m bitches
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Can’t believe I was running from clowns in 2016 & now I am one myself
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I’m in his duas & you’re in his nightmares. We are not the same
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Me to my husband on our wedding night
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If i die, pop my man’s eyes out & bury them with me cuz I don’t want him looking at other bitches
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You got a better chance of gettin chased by a dog than by me
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Mf’s put their phone on do not disturb then check every 10 mins to see if anyone’s disturbing them. I’m mf’s
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i hate building connections with people if it doesn’t come naturally just bye lmao i cant force sht its tm work
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Me at my funeral when I hear my future husband talking about getting a second wife
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@nataviak_ @Azsocute always the cheater backer!! not the first one cheating. its the lover girl in me
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Do you have your whole future planned on pinterest or are you normal ??
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@houseofhazel LMFAOOOOOOO
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imagine your card declines at the eyebrow lady and she glues your eyebrow hair back onto u
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being in ur 20s crazy u start doing shit like going to sleep on time
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I’ve been playing GTA so much now everytime i hear sirens or helicopter irl i get paranoid afff 😂😂😂
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@Dalliyahhh @1v0nte they pay to be in a waiting room to see a healthcare provider 😂😂
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