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@itsqail

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Pastor Kyle.
2 months
Twitter always so good during chaotic events Ngl if the world is ending first thing ima do is open this app
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4 years
Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen
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Pastor Kyle.
4 years
What kind of Sunday ass Saturday is this
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Pastor Kyle.
12 days
Shits funny until u realize it’s September next Sunday
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
“Wyd for New Years” brother we almost at 6000 covid cases it’s over
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Pastor Kyle.
1 month
Having to download an app for every little thing is ruining my life bro like let me just pay for parking like a normal person
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Lazzyyyyyy
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What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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2 years
Idk how we’re 5 months into a year that started 2 weeks ago
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Rihanna pregnant fr smh Drake dropping Marvins Mansion next week
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
“R u okay” bro the sky been grey for 3 weeks
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1 month
You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on
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Pastor Kyle.
2 months
White ppl complaining about other groups of people “taking over their country” is actually hilarious
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Warm November is nice but then again how close are we to the end of the world
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Pastor Kyle.
2 months
August is really next Thursday bro time is a myth
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Nah Drake bout to drop marvins house
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Pastor Kyle.
2 months
Weekends are flying by June is flying by life is flying the fuck by
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Put the podcast mic down we need more ppl working at the passport office
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Pastor Kyle.
3 months
The way June is flying by I already know this summer is gonna be over in a week and a half
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
April is next Friday and you’re telling me time is real
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Pastor Kyle.
19 days
Another 11 minute weekend I can’t do this anymore
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Pastor Kyle.
3 months
Ngl being almost drunk is better than being drunk
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
YouTube to mp3 converter was there for me when no one else was
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30 days
Just thought about the fact that it’s gonna be dark at 5 pm soon and started hyperventilating
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22 days
Only purpose of Instagram is to let people know you’re either on vacation or getting married
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
So far Canada has vaccinated 11 people
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Adult friendships are fried u gotta book time slots to chill 4 months from now like it’s a dentist appointment
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
I’m in a really bad place rn smh not mentally just Ontario
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Pastor Kyle.
4 months
When I say I’m outside this summer I mean I’m enjoying nature don’t invite me to the club
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2 years
“Should I start a podcast?” Brother we need more nurses
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3 years
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
How does Canada give indigenous ppl a holiday but not clean drinking water
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August really feels like the Sunday of summer
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Anti vaxxers saying things like “ha now who’s an idiot” still u bro
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Pastor Kyle.
6 years
November sucks man everyone is sick, it gets dark at 5 pm, it's cold as shit, I have 12 000 assignments due at the same time, and I've had this bitch ass headache for 3 days now
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Pastor Kyle.
7 years
"Going vegan was one of the best decisions I've ever made I feel so much healthier" First of all, you do coke
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
If you’re ever in Canada make sure you visit Scarborough, Ontario 🇨🇦
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10 months
“Are you okay?” Brother it’s dark outside at 5 pm don’t ask me dumb questions
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Pastor Kyle.
2 months
“What’s your Snapchat?” Are u 14 years old? Get away from me
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
If u didn’t get married or go to Banff in the last 6 months congratulations, you’ve made it to the next phase of the pandemic.
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Toronto got more lash technicians than vaccine doses
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Pastor Kyle.
4 years
Ppl embarrassed to wear masks but put those chunky filas on without any hesitation
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
YouTube to mp3 converter never got the respect it deserved
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Idk how ppl live in England tbh u look up the sky is grey u look down there’s beans and toast on your plate smh just shoot me
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Me the night before my vaccination appointment
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
“Wyd?” U see how dark it is outside? Goodnight
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7 months
“Is that halal” brother u sell drugs for a living just eat the starburst
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Ontario down so bad idek if good things grow here anymore
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
This is what u guys are excited for?
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Lactose intolerant ppl will put themselves through hell for an ice cream cone
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
These guys basically chilled at Vaughan mills every day after school n made it look amazing
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Stage 3 and she’s still saying she doesn’t wanna link because of covid man just give up
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
I lose all respect for a t shirt once I sleep in it
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Some of u have an unhealthy attachment to 2016
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Pastor Kyle.
1 year
Men posting photo dumps is crazy bro can u change a tire
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Pastor Kyle.
5 years
R u guys gonna pre before we head out to the polls
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
“They’re still outside? Turn up the wind speed on the weather machine”
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Unvaccinated ppl going to sleep tn knowing they can enter moxies tomorrow
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7 years
*First lecture of the year* Professor: "Welcome everyone" MacBook kids:
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
U guys wanna hack everything besides NSLSC
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Pastor Kyle.
5 years
Canada driving me crazy man stepped outside to 1 degree weather and actually said wow it's nice out today
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Brother we asked about the vaccines
@CP24
CP24
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will issue a formal apology next month for the treatment of Italian-Canadians during the Second World War.
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
“When covid is over” brother this is life now
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Canadian winter broke my brain cuz why does 5 degrees Celsius feel nice rn
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
@Urbantre Only thing I got to lose is my sense of taste
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3 years
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Imagine ur car being stuck in the snow and doug Ford pulls up with a toys R us shovel to help smh I’m throwing hands
@RichardCityNews
Richard Southern
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#BREAKING - Premier Ford is helping dig out stranded motorist across Toronto as seen in this video.
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Pastor Kyle.
7 years
When a Toronto hood man takes French class
@badteethclub
Josh J Campbell
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When ur the only shop on South London which sells French stuff
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Pastor Kyle.
6 years
*temperature rises above 0 degrees Celsius* Canada: wow it's warm out today!
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Pastor Kyle.
5 months
Ppl pushing 30 using words like situationship go pay ur fucking taxes man
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Pastor Kyle.
7 months
Winter so fucking indecisive bro do u wanna be here or not
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Pastor Kyle.
4 months
“Toronto won’t be safe this summer I’m staying inside” brother u live in Newmarket
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Nah ordering Tim hortons food on Uber eats is the lowest point u can reach as a human
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Disliking cheesecake is a major character flaw
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
NEver leave us like that again
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
“U want me?” No I want the housing market to crash
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Someone in Toronto already in a moncler I can feel it
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Pastor Kyle.
6 years
Kids really gonna wake up early in the morning to drink on st paddys but haven't been to one of their 8 am classes yet
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Pastor Kyle.
20 days
Idk why this feels like such a Sunday
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Pastor Kyle.
7 months
Crazy what a little sunlight can do for your mental health
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Pastor Kyle.
5 years
Pingu was the craziest show just a bunch of clay penguins tripping the fuck out idek what they were saying but it was crazy
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Wym u miss winter? Tell me what’s appealing about this
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Pastor Kyle.
6 years
Tf is casual drinking bro let's almost die
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Pastor Kyle.
4 years
6ixbuzz gonna post some shit like "You think this virus is serious or naa🤔🤔"
@CP24
CP24
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BREAKING: The World Health Organization has declared the COVID-19 outbreak as a pandemic
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
It’s raining for the next week and a half?
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Pastor Kyle.
2 years
Ppl who order filet o fish from mcds will be the first to eat other people in a famine
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5 years
No way Canada is ranked second in the world for most cocaine use smh I blame western university
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3 years
“I don’t care if it’s suspicious I said drop the temperature before they go back outside”
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Fall in Canada is annoying cuz afternoon and nighttime are two different seasons
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Pastor Kyle.
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Doug Ford made it seem like the Canadian army was gonna be pointing guns at u if u left the house and all this man did was tell Walmart to close earlier dkm
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Doug Ford not gonna stop closing gyms until everyone looks like him
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
If u ever feel bad about wasting money just know Canada spent $600 million on this election
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Praying on the downfall of my enemies (NSLSC)
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
How can u smile knowing the sun sets at 6 pm now
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Pastor Kyle.
4 months
Corporate life ain’t for me I need to move to a foreign country and sell mangoes on the side of the road
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Those Coca Cola mist zones at wonderland were ahead of their time
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3 years
“Who hurt u?” USD to CAD
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2 years
Unemployed ppl be going on 6 vacations a year bro who tf is funding this
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Pastor Kyle.
3 years
Be careful outside apparently ppl being robbed by a man named petro Canada
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Pastor Kyle.
5 months
Brother we asked about the 8 hour wait times
@6ixbuzztv
6ixBuzzTV
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Ontario hospital will now provide all of its patients with skins tone bandages
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3 years
That amber alert in the morning tripped me out I thought Putin was coming to Canada
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