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@saamiikshaa

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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
the sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
"your loss" i have bpd you're never gonna find someone more obsessed w you than i was
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
sorry if i post too much i don’t got hoes to text like y’all
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
how many aura points did i lose when i agreed to being fwb cuz i didn't wanna stop talking to them?
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
he drove 20kms to come pick me up cuz i was too drunk at a party
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
home alone for 3 days yippie
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
chat im extremely high rn
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@saamiikshaa
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8 months
smoking is attractive imo
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
doggy style is staying loyal to each other
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
thought of the day: to get over someone, get under another
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
rolled a j and bro went “that j is turning me on, it’s rolled so well.” i blushed
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
love having a stoner flatmate
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
i have zero money management skills
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
wake n bake time
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
i want someone to roll for me im tired of rolling for people
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
my lungs are yelling for help atp
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
fr
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
the weeknd hits every time
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
i’ve not taken a shower in a couple days, am i depressed or just lazy?
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
calm and patient guys have my heart
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
get high w me if you rock w me
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
a year older but still dumb asf👍🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
how am i a hopeless romantic and a hoe at the same time?
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
why be sad when you can just be stoned?
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
imagine fumbling me
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
im not demure im delirious
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
morning sesh>>
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
when i like your story that’s me kissing you on your mouth
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
give your attention to 1 guy and he’ll show you exactly why you should give 3 others the same
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
met the babiest german shepherd today
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
“you’re always high” thanks, i’m tryna ignore reality
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
thought of the day: never trust a man
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
flirty friendships are fun until they fall for you
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
i hate humans bro i should’ve been a duck or something
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
getting violently high before going to the airport👍🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
@pisslowrandom it’s a generalised post why’re you so pressed lmao
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
to anyone who ‘just wants to try’
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
wym you go to college everyday
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
getting high and working >>
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
there’s nothing weed can’t fix
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
i have a spending problem
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
it’s gonna happen again i can predict it
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
sleep where are you?
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@saamiikshaa
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8 months
drinking on the other hand👎🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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26 days
i’d genuinely forgotten how much fun being single is
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
night (cuz if it was a good night he’d be mine)
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
i cant sleep
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
running away is my new hobby
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
last night is such a blur😭
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
chat i feel like shit today
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@saamiikshaa
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10 months
got rid of the gram gonna be shitposting here 24/7👍🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
oh to be someone’s “there she is, my sweet, pretty girl”
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
touching grass isn’t enough i need to smoke it
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
naan and butter chicken loml
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
my mind is my biggest opp
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@saamiikshaa
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it all hits me at once when im alone
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
she ain’t a snack, she’s an edible
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
loving you was the most exquisite way of self destruction
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
everyday i get one step closer to moving on because of all the shit i hear about my ex
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
need an elliot to my rue
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
i love time lapse videos
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
keeping myself occupied so i don’t let myself feel <<
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@saamiikshaa
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1 year
watch me run away when they start liking me back
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
eid mubarak ab biryani do
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
i’m done it’s over i’m single guys🥳
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
“all you care about is that fucking za” yeah no shit sherlock
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
looks like no new years kiss this year
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
don’t hmu i cry almost every night and i’m insane
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
i love being stoned, makes my mind calm
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@saamiikshaa
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1 month
stfu snapchat flashbacks fuck you
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
fuck sex i just wanna be accepted for who i am
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@saamiikshaa
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7 months
serving c🎀nt even while admitted
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@saamiikshaa
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1 year
studying psychology consists of me saying “damn same” after reading about literally any disorder
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
drunk tweettttt
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
i wake up and start working, no time to feel anything
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
currently running on 3hrs of sleep
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
im cooked
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
420
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@saamiikshaa
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2 months
was botta sesh but my boss called👎🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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1 year
“sugar is so sweet” they clearly haven’t tasted your lips yet
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@saamiikshaa
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time to chat w my therapist, need someone to talk sense into me
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@saamiikshaa
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bro what is demure
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@saamiikshaa
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1 year
craving a nasty makeout sesh rn but nvm
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
i will be the definition of shitfaced today
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
no-smoking room👎🏻
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
i like that boy too much, i wish i never met him
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
baking myself at 8am, before a meeting
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
bro is romanticising 5am
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@saamiikshaa
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3 years
this is your sign
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
skinny bitch (me)
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
holy shit girl queen pussy boss your boyfriend’s fucking ugly, do you wanna be my girlfriend instead?
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
moving back to mumbai would fix me (real)
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@saamiikshaa
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4 months
eye contact>>
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@saamiikshaa
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3 months
i love my work tbh
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@saamiikshaa
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2 years
“what that mouth do?” laugh at literally anything
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make eye contact w me if you have brown eyes
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@saamiikshaa
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i pay 2rs and eat as if ive not eaten in days at the airport lounge😭
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