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Married to a gorgeous redhead, father of 2 gorgeous kids. 1st team gaffer at @Belvedere_FC Add me on Instagram : webby_1983

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Joined November 2011
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@Gooner_Eurychus Podolski. What a lefty he had
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@Stuart_PhotoAFC You’re an absolute arsenal legend Stuart. Keep up the great work with the pictures you take. Remember “this is our club. We f* #cking love this club”. All the best
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@JackWilshere On the flip side Jack, my son is playing as you in fifa and made sure you went back to Arsenal from Aarhus. He turned down every transfer offer and there were some good ones too. But Yh he’s happy now your back home
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2 years
WHY JOIN A SATURDAY TEAM IF YOU HAVE TO WORK SATURDAYS?????? Make it make sense
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1 year
@TheRealDudja Freddie Mercury
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Me and my son
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@Joey7Barton Wasn’t Eni Aluko was it by any chance??
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10 months
@il0venostalgia November rains a good one
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1 year
@Morbidful Was also the kid from Disneys song of the south
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@il0venostalgia How dare you assume my gender!!!!
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4 years
@90sfootball David Batty moving him off the pitch so game can continue is funny
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11 months
@RoffeyFC No fine. To have a woman who supports and comes to his games is probably rare these days.
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2 years
Pet hate of mine. Don’t tell me on a Friday night that your available for Saturdays game when I ask on a Wednesday evening about availability. No there is no room now. Don’t care who you are, I’m not dropping someone who takes instructions over someone who thinks he’s entitled
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8 months
@BBCMaryam One of the funniest things I’ve seen all year. Thank you for that. Happy new year to you
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1 year
@rob_kelsall Similar happened at my old secondary school. Our deputy head hung himself as he assumed the school would look bad in Ofsted report.
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1 year
@NellyEvans79 Plus it happens in the 26th min or so. Quite a lot of time to put it right. We were just beaten by a good Spanish team that seemed like they wanted it more
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3 years
@UKSammo That’s got to be the bit between cobham and Heathrow
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Excited to announce that I’ve accepted the position of 1st team manager at Dulwich Village fc. The ambition of this club was a huge thing for me when talking to the chairman and the conveyor belt of successful youth players is something I’m looking forward to tapping into. 1/2
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Stuart Webb
8 months
@Joey7Barton Looks like the bloke that played Clarence Boddiker in Robocop
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Stuart Webb
2 years
So Cheltenham for tomoro I’m going with Vauban, Colnel mustard, Ginto, Galvin, winged leader, elimay and Langer Dan. All each way. £1 free bet for £18,320 back. Wish me luck @BetCIub @BettingDirector @Ladbrokes
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Stuart Webb
1 year
Can now confirm I’ve joint @CoachR09Genty at @Bridon1935 as assistant manager. Looking forward to getting started
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Bridon Ropes FC
1 year
#RopesFamily is getting bigger as @CoachR09Genty Management Team is taking shape. We are please to welcome: @s_webb83 - Assistant Manager
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@McGuigans_Gym Shocking. Jonas was clearly beaten up by Mayer.
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@AlexaBliss_WWE Please Go as the fiend
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Stuart Webb
11 months
Can now confirm I am first team manager at @CrockenhillFC16 Want to thank Steve for giving me the opportunity to manage this great club. And thank the previous manager @karlos_2319 for first bringing me in and secondly for trusting in me to take his boys on. #upthecrocks
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Stuart Webb
9 months
Sometimes a good manager isn’t about what you do on the training pitch, it’s about the little things you say that makes a player feel 20 ft tall. It’s about knowing what to say, not all the time but at the RIGHT TIME
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Excited to announce that I am the new manager of @wood_1st @PaddockWoodFC Really looking forward to meeting the lads and getting back into it. @KCFL_News @KentishFootie
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Stuart Webb
11 months
@benonwine Right now she probably would
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Stuart Webb
1 month
If you can’t get a player to come to you due to location, the least you can do is put them in contact with managers/clubs near them right?? Or am I wrong for doing that??
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Stuart Webb
1 year
Looking for players with a serious mentality, for next season. This one has been disappointing to say the very least ending with relegation. I want to hit the lower division HARD and return on the first time of trying. If you don’t have the right mindset for it, don’t bother.
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Stuart Webb
3 years
@SkyNews But was happy to roll along with it while they gave him wages 🙄🙄
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Stuart Webb
11 months
@Phil_Sledge Me and my boy about a week before he left us. 11 years old and lived and kidneys packed in on Boxing Day. Passed away 1st jan this year
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Stuart Webb
1 year
@FreeAgentsFC This guy needs step 1 man. Too good for any other step
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@brentfordok Thought that was will mckenzie at first glance
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Those players that leave your team whilst playing every week to join another team higher up, and sit on the bench. 🤦🏼. That’s defo progressing your game haha.
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Stuart Webb
2 years
@_Greazemoden I live in eltham mate. This is like every day lol
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Stuart Webb
10 months
@90sfootball Colin Henry
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Stuart Webb
1 year
@JoeyMannarinoUS And then will also cause a scene if someone walks by and looks.
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Stuart Webb
1 month
@CryptoFarmer44 @blindtigermike It was this bad. I have a feeling we’re gonna miss him quite a bit
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7 months
Good news for Len today. He’s been offered a 4 week trial at Gillingham fc. He’ll be buzzing. As am I
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Stuart Webb
3 years
@FootballJOE Have you ever thought that maybe they just aren’t at the standard required yet. Same with managers. Not everything is down to racism
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Stuart Webb
1 year
@rockynico As an arsenal fan I absolutely love this. But they were singing “stand up if you hate Roman”
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@FadeHubb She said ninjas
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Last night. Great night with the family. Celebrating my wonderful aunts recovery from the dreaded C word. Not completely over for her yet but she’ll smash the little that’s left. Love you Rachel
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Stuart Webb
6 months
Knew we had no keeper for today. Planned accordingly. The planned player going in goal, then pull out before kick off. Had to stick a CB in goal and deal with it really. We did exactly that and dominated the game in large spells. Winning 4-3. 2 each from Alpha and @Ppace1998
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Stuart Webb
2 years
@ACSfessions Trust me if your clean, you have nothing to worry about.
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Guess what. We won!!! Great team performance today vs FC Greenwich. Went 2-0 up, they got themselves deservedly back to 2-2 then a late push (and the longest 10 mins in history) we grab a goal from young Morlai Kamara (2 in 2 for the youngster). First points. Now to push on
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Stuart Webb
2 years
When your at work and all you can do is think football and how to get out of this sticky patch we’re in. Those that think this management lark is only saved for training and match days…. Your wrong.
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Why tell me your interested in joining my coaching team only to then tell me you live in Sevenoaks and don’t drive. What. You expecting me to pick you up and drop you home? Crazy
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Stuart Webb
1 year
I’m looking for a coach to come onboard. Don’t have to have qualifications, just someone who’s passionate about football and wants to start their journey at a very well run club. This will be a voluntary role. Message me. If not you, please share.
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Stuart Webb
2 years
@carltrainor @derekedwardsgb I would have snapped earlier tbh
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Stuart Webb
11 months
@richcoastrican Full metal jacket
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Stuart Webb
1 year
Last Saturday free before footy starts next weekend. So date night it is
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Stuart Webb
1 year
I’ve left the role of Assistant manager at Bridon Ropes fc following last nights defeat. #freeagent
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Stuart Webb
6 months
@WestHamPlace Haha. West Ham fans think they’re massive
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Stuart Webb
10 months
Even tho we got battered, I’d like to add how good the ref was today. He spoke to me about how he refs before the game and was true to his word. Not sure of his name but he reffed the cup match between southborough and my Crockenhill side today. @LeagueSevenoaks @KCFL1516
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Buzzing to get going with @Danielmerrix and the girls at UPL.
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Upton Park Ladies
3 years
𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝙎𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙒𝙚𝙗𝙗 🗣 “𝘐’𝘢𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯,𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.” @Danielmerrix
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Stuart Webb
6 months
Excited to get started. Let’s go!!!
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Belvedere FC
6 months
Bit of a late post but we’de like to announce @s_webb83 as our new 1st team manager. Welcome aboard. #comeonyouderes
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Stuart Webb
1 year
I have decided to step down from my role at @Dulwichvillfc with immediate effect. I’ve been offered a role I feel is too good to turn down. Further announcements will be made in due course.
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Squad picked. Squad named. Ready for tomoro. A couple of little niggles but nothing that’s gonna be an issue (he says confidently haha). Now the llloooonnnngggg wait till meet time. Come on @Dulwichvillfc @KCFL1516
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Stuart Webb
3 years
First session tonight with the new lads. Looking forward to it. Nothing serious or strenuous. A warm up and then a game. Then to drive from Paddock Wood to battersea to start my nights work
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Started game with 9 players. Held out 0-0 until our other 2 arrived making 11. No subs. Went 1-0 up. Then 2-1 down only to score in 88th minute. What a game. I’m shattered just watching that. @Dulwichvillfc @KCFL1516
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Stuart Webb
5 months
Wow. This is the hardest squad of 16 I’ve ever had to pick. Whoever I leave out will be disappointed. Whoever I start will give me 100%. Who ever starts on the bench will want to prove themselves when they go on. If I get this wrong it’s only on me!!!!!!
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Tonight I was relieved if my duties as Paddock Wood manager after only 2 games and games that we were definitely still in, and for last game, we kept them to only 4-0 rather than the 8 they scored previously. But that’s football isnt it. Can’t please them all. 1/2
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Glad to have signed @blake_cavender this evening. Going straight in the squad for Saturdays game Welcome aboard mate. @Dulwichvillfc @KCFL1516
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Stuart Webb
1 year
@wrestlelamia Mid to late 90s
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Stuart Webb
2 years
The night before the season starts, I’ve started many a season with various clubs, this has got to be the most nervous I’ve been yet. Dunno why. Can we hurry up to 14:45pm already. Come on the Village. @Dulwichvillfc @KCFL_News
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Stuart Webb
10 months
Please come and support us as we face Farnborough OBG. Some new additions on and off the pitch aswell #upthecrocks @KCFL1516 @CrockenhillFC16
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Tell you something, when I do finally get back into saturday footy, I got a few lads I’m gonna be signing straight away.
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Stuart Webb
3 years
My god I can’t wait to get back into management whether that’s on a Saturday or a Sunday. Just need to be on the grass again
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Stuart Webb
1 year
@theowalcott Thank you Theo. All the best in your retirement
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Stuart Webb
6 months
Been trying to sign this guy for a good couple of seasons now. Finally got him. Let’s go!!!!!
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Belvedere FC
6 months
This gym guy needs no introduction. Chairman of a successful charity side who do wonders in the local area. Please welcome @Ppace1998 Kye Trott to the club.
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Feels fucking sweet to come back from north London with 3pts. @Uptonparkladies
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Stuart Webb
3 years
The last pic of me and my Nan on our birthday. Ahh miss her so much
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Stuart Webb
3 years
My god. I’m actually missing being around the @Uptonparkladies group. Shame it’s all done for the season already. Got a good bunch of girls there. Will definitely see a few of them playing higher
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Stuart Webb
3 years
So from today I’ve been placed in temporary charge of the girls at @Uptonparkladies Not my place to give reasons why but I’m absolutely chuffed to be asked to watch over the gaffers “little baby” while he’s away. The girls are behind me so let’s go. Come on UPL ⚒⚒⚒
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Stuart Webb
7 months
Back in the game. ⚽️📃🖌️
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@s_webb83
Stuart Webb
3 years
Didn’t get the Dorking job which is a shame but I met some fantastic people because of it. Thanks to @KatBrowne and @CalumBest for at least giving me the opportunity to apply and see the standard needed. Very much appreciated. Cheers guys
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Stuart Webb
3 years
So my time with Upton Park ladies has ended. I leave them a better person and a better coach/manager. I want to thank Dan Merrix for letting me look after HIS club and for the time I spent in charge. And I want to thank the girls who all made it easy for me when I was new #UPL
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Stuart Webb
9 months
Wow. Just wow. You actually can’t trust ANYONE in football. Even the people you bring in to help you.
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Stuart Webb
11 months
Sorting out my management team seemed easy this time. Can’t wait for it all to come together @CrockenhillFC16 @KCFL1516
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Absolutely buzzing to be appointed assistant manager for Dan again. Can’t wait to get straight into pre season. Watch us. We gonna blow @PortobelloFC @Danielmerrix
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Daniel Merrix
2 years
Delighted to have the support of my good friend @s_webb83 with this project. Since he helped me out with UPL we’ve spoken so much about a day like today 🤝 glad to get it done finally buddy 👊🏼
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Stuart Webb
3 years
Two options for a return to the beautiful game. Gonna have a chat with a chairman tomoro so let’s see how that turns out first. #backinthegame
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Stuart Webb
1 year
Buzzing to be joining up with @karlos_2319 and his boys at @CrockenhillFC16
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Stuart Webb
1 year
Part of progression is to accept where you went wrong and acknowledge when you need a bit of assistance. There’s a lot of things I got wrong this past season but with the right assistance, it will become right. I’m confident in that. #VamosVillage
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Stuart Webb
9 months
Lost 3-2 to @peoples_fc . Goals by Reece Cullen, Matt Brown and I got taken out by there keeper. Honest. 🙈. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it
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Stuart Webb
2 years
Just shows my lads are buying into my project when I’ve got 19 available and the ones not chosen have all messaged asking why and that they really wanna play etc. I like that. In fact I love that.
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Stuart Webb
6 months
@DanAV___ Arsenal actually were the original north London side even tho we came from Woolwich in 1913
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@s_webb83
Stuart Webb
2 years
All of the @DWFCLadies #squadgoals watched. Absolutely brilliant series. Any chance if a season 2 @CalumBest
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Stuart Webb
10 months
The players I’m getting down to Crockenhill, very excited. A decent training session tonight. Played a physical team that train next to us. All in good prep for Saturday’s cup game
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@s_webb83
Stuart Webb
2 years
I need a job in football. Not even at professional level. Just something where I can wake up with football, do football and go bed thinking about tomorrow’s football. Full time
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@s_webb83
Stuart Webb
1 year
@_kennythoughts Weirdly I’ve been playing the fiend theme tune in my head since I found out the news last night
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