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Ryan

@ryanberg20

4 years

Golfing bf, drive the cart and drink gf

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Ryan

@ryanberg20

4 years

@madisonokkerse @alyssanoellev Never heard of paying for dual enrollment when your HS pays for it and it’s free...

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@ryanberg20

6 years

When you're drunk downtown trying to find your way back home after the bars

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@lnfanning

6 years

caption this

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@ryanberg20

2 years

@KD_SZN7 @TheNBACentral @BobbysWorld414 Who won that series? 😂

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Good morning to everyone except people who bike through campus thinking they are Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France

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@ryanberg20

10 years

We all have that one person we refuse to completely let go of

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@ryanberg20

4 years

@StevenACohen2 @stoolpresidente I guess your investors must have loved those insane gains too when you were doing insider trading!

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@2Gurleys1Kupp69 @QwertyTrawew @CourtsSports0 @barstoolsports Not even a Michigan fan but he bought a recruit a burger 😭😭😭 this tweet is the dumbest thing I’ve seen hahahaha

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@ryanberg20

4 years

@DavidIs17760747 @RobinhoodApp Yes this also didn’t add app, said it wasn’t a liquidity issue then raises 3.8 billion. So now they have funds all stocks should be open and in a free market with no restrictions right?

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@ryanberg20

6 years

college is hard and i’m tired

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@ryanberg20

2 years

No babe you’re the best driver, that curb simply shouldn’t have been there

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@ryanberg20

9 months

@BarstoolB1G Because Wisconsin keeps winning 🤡

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@ryanberg20

3 years

gf who fills up Shein cart 🤝 bf who buys Shein cart

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Just saw a kid cross the street without looking and almost get hit and his parents yelled at him and he yelled back "mom I almost got free tuition"

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@ryanberg20

6 years

*restaurant hands me one sauce packet for my 20 chicken nuggets* Me:

SANTIAGO

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7 years

Do the math

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@ryanberg20

29 days

@optifyy_ @NFL @packers Focus on winning your game today buddy

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@ryanberg20

6 months

@offthedribbl Bucks top 2 players out and he’s still not even the best player on the court

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Going to Target gf, pushing cart bf

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@ryanberg20

2 years

Shes a 10 but can't ever decide what she wants to eat

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@ryanberg20

5 years

Arbonne girls are the Jehovahs Witnesses of the internet

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Wearing my college intramural champion shirt to the hometown gym just to let everyone back home know that I didn't peak in high school like they did

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@ryanberg20

7 years

When you get higher than a C on a test

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@gucci1017

7 years

I will continue to prosper

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@ryanberg20

4 years

@madisonokkerse @alyssanoellev Never tried to insult you or say you were wrong I was just saying what I experienced and was more surprised it cost that much if anything!!

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@ryanberg20

2 years

@y_west1247 @joey_base @LegionHoops The irony is you’re actually the casual he was referring too 🤡

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have y’all ever messaged someone multiple things and they reply to all of them and not just one, cause I haven’t and I heard it’s pretty cool

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Me: H... Girl from Tinder: LOL, I'm only on Tinder as a joke. I want FOOD, give me FOOD. Good vibes only. Send me dog pics so I know it's real. *Insert generic quote from The Office*. I LOVE traveling. Let's do everything a couple would do, but only be friends.

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@ryanberg20

2 years

@tmenke88 @Kid_Fdl13 @DaireCarragher “statistically did worse when given ~4x the amount of opportunities” you are trying to act so smart bud are just embarrassing yourself 🤡

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@ryanberg20

4 years

@Flutieanna @shelbykates Lemme guess that she says Arbonne is in partnership with Mercedes. Where they tell you the color and car to get and make you take the car out in your name and they give you money. But if you don’t sell enough they can stop giving you money for the car at anytime an you’re screwed

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@ryanberg20

4 years

You officially become an adult when you don’t put your bed in a corner of your bedroom

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@ryanberg20

7 years

*when it's above 30 degrees in Wisconsin*

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Post Malone Parody Account: "live life to the fullest" Post Malone Real Account:

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@PostMalone

6 years

if u use the stairs instead of the escalator u a snitch

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@ryanberg20

4 years

“I’ll be fine the exam is multiple choice” Multiple choice exam:

Degen 🧙🏾‍♂️

@PennDusko

4 years

I was told these are four completely different people but idk

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@ryanberg20

7 years

If we Netflix and chill and you turn on Superbad or The Office we are most definetely watching that shit and there will be no "chilling"

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Twitter and Instagram are having a race for who can have the worst update

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@ryanberg20

7 years

A guy was on tinder before class and a girl saw and said "if you see me swipe right" and the guy said "I swiped left, sorry" and i will now be looking forward to this class the rest of the semester

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@ryanberg20

11 months

@mattschneidman Love has outplayed Mahomes in both matchups

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@ryanberg20

7 years

That some people can wake up with 20/20 vision while I got to pay for it

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@ryanberg20

3 months

@HottieRetired Yes

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@Kyle_Burlingame @SharpFootball It was a catch and there were starters in 🤣

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Brb while i cry

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@NFL

6 years

Reunited. #GBvsOAK

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@CookedByCeltics Didn’t the Celtics lose to the Heat like a week ago and y’all still crying about it? 😭😭😭

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@ryanberg20

5 years

@ColinCowherd Redskins vs Dolphins obviously

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@ryanberg20

3 years

my body: water me: coffee my body: water me: shots?

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Tinder but for people to come spoon you when you’re hungover and not speak to you too much

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@ryanberg20

7 years

*Things you usually don't hear at the gym* "A girl punched me in the face 3 weeks ago and now we are dating"

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@ryanberg20

7 years

I have came to the conclusion that no matter how fit you are you will always be winded walking up a flight of stairs

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@ryanberg20

6 years

YOU SUCK IF YOU CHEAT...but you also suck for getting 2 people to want you when us singles can't even get one person

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@ryanberg20

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Today a dude walked into class and realized someone sat in his 'unassigned assigned seat' and said "I have never felt more betrayed in my life and that's including when my girlfriend cheated on me"

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@ryanberg20

4 years

#NewProfilePic ft Max

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@ryanberg20

10 months

@AndyHermanNFL If MLF doesn’t fire Barry he needs to be fired

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@ryanberg20

7 years

College: where some girls are happy that their baby said its first words and some girls are happy because they got an extra chicken nugget

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@4WhomJBellTolls @MMAJunkie09 @BookmarkerLove 1) nice L 2) ratio

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Imagine your card declines for your funeral and they just bring you back to life

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Imagine your card declines at therapy and they bring in your ex

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@ryanberg20

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@optifyy_ @NFL @packers Man you are slow…you aren’t a part time troll, you’re a full time idiot 🤣

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Waking up in Wisconsin is always exciting. It could be 90, it could snow, or even could be both that day. You just never know

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@ryanberg20

2 years

@CelticsHiLights @Lil_Giannis In 7 games without their 2nd best player…with how much Celtics fans talk about that series surely you guys won the finals right? 😂

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@ryanberg20

3 years

Snapchat should bring back top 3 bff’s every year just for Valentines Day

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Just another day on Tinder

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@Kyle_Burlingame @SharpFootball You care enough to tweet 🤣

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@ryanberg20

8 years

I think one of the most annoying things is when someone completely screws you over but you can't even get yourself to hate them

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@ryanberg20

6 years

No you're crying

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2 months

@MurrayHillBro22 Picture with an actual camera in 2024, you sure she isn’t a catfish?

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@ryanberg20

6 years

When you were younger and accidentally called your teacher mom

meesh

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7 years

sometimes I wish I didnt talk

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@ryanberg20

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@DeanScorpion_ @xWrldisyours Embiid averages more free throws per game than Giannis 😂

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@ryanberg20

5 years

I'm all for couples working out together but if y'all kiss and hold hands while at the gym you should be banished and sent to Antarctica

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@ryanberg20

8 years

me at my wedding: "do you still like me?"

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@itszacharyj Him tweeting this only for the Packers to win and his team down 34-0 at half later that day 😭

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Professors when they see the class average on the exam was a 60

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nobody gets this shit

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@ryanberg20

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Teachers in college hand back tests so late you forgot you took them

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@ryanberg20

5 years

Dear diary, My gym crush asked if anyone was using the machine next to me. I said no. Today was a good day and I feel so alive. Ryan Berg

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@ryanberg20

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@optifyy_ @NFL @packers Update?

Optify 🦁

@optifyy_

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@Elliot_4pf24 @NFL @packers Last in the division 🤣

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@ryanberg20

4 years

Your pet be like I know a place then take you to where they peed inside the house

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@ryanberg20

7 years

When you're not in the midwest and you bump someone and y'all both say "ope"

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@ryanberg20

3 months

@therealKylmorr @AshlynKonieczka So clearly you haven’t done any research on Kamala huh? 🤡

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo...

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@ryanberg20

7 years

College: where teachers make attendance mandatory but every class they just read from slides that are online

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Yeah sex is cool but...have you ever had a professor say your grade will be generously rounded up

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@ryanberg20

6 months

@BallySportWI Everything should be reviewable with how bad these umps are

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@ryanberg20

8 years

The song No Hands by Waka Flocka is 6 years old and still pumps me up

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@ryanberg20

6 years

I assume every car I see while driving at night is a cop until proven innocent

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Counting down the days until I'm at Miller Park tailgating while playing bags with a brat in my hand

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@ryanberg20

1 year

@mattschneidman LaFleur masterclass scoring 0 points in first half out of a bye…what did he do during the bye?

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Ever since Vine has been deleted my life has gone downhill

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@ryanberg20

10 months

@BronWorld @NFL And I bet you think Lebron shot last night was a 3😂

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@ryanberg20

7 years

When Michael Scott said "Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way." I felt that

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@ryanberg20

6 years

Syllabus: IF YOU PLAGIARIZE YOU RISK GETTING EXPELLED FROM UNIVERSITY Homework: copied from internet Quizzes: copied from internet Exams: copied from internet

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@ryanberg20

11 months

@ggabefootball @Peter_Bukowski Is this you? 🤡

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@ryanberg20

3 years

happy valentines day....I hope y’all break up

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@ryanberg20

7 years

I will stop eating chips and salsa when I run out of chips and salsa at the same time but until then I will keep buying the thing I run out of

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@ryanberg20

6 years

I miss the simpler times when my biggest worry was getting triple dog dared to talk to my crush at recess

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@ryanberg20

7 years

So crazy to look back a year ago and see how much has changed. I'm more broke, more ugly, and more stressed and it all happened it only a year.

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Ever tell yourself you're going to take a 5 minute break to check Twitter and next thing you know it's half an hour later and you're 5 profiles deep looking at penguin videos

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@ryanberg20

7 years

Me rewarding myself after I study for 30 minutes

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@ryanberg20

6 years

This is worse than any nightmare I have ever had

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@ryanberg20

2 years

@Duccicanshift @nickiswashed @BolWrld @ChrisBHaynes @NBATV Correct, Crowder who hasn’t played and Chris Paul who won’t stay healthy for the playoffs is a worse offer

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@ryanberg20

7 years

"You'll never find another person like me" First of all, that's the point

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@ryanberg20

8 years

Do u ever look at someone you used to trip over and you're just like ha haha hahaha

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@ryanberg20

6 years

A girl will keep going back to the same guy over and over no matter what their friends say but as soon as a drunk girl at the bar tells her to "drop him sis" she will never talk to that guy again

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