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MC | AUTHOR My new children’s book ‘Rudy the Smart Kid’ 🧠 is out now. (link in bio)

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When you finna fuck for the first time and yo dick get to trippin. 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
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The Arabians broke out in a fight today & My life flashed before my eyes 😂💀 (I was too late for half the hands)
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I ain’t gon lie, this was the era I Was supposed to be born in. & Yes I was gone do crack too.
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UPDATE: THEY FIRED MY ASS 😂😂😭😭😭
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Walmart had these jalapeños on the floor for like 3 hours 😭😭😂😂😂 add me on Snapchat : rudy.dagoat
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These types of mfs be best friends 😂
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Person in the morning : “Why you look so mad?” My sleepy ass:
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Walmart had these jalapeños on the floor for like 3 hours 😭😭😂😂😂 add me on Snapchat : rudy.dagoat
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This Parlay
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When you come home & yo girl bumping DaBaby 😂😂😂😂💀💀
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WHY I ALWAYS WAKE UP TO SOME BULLSHIT THAT YOU GOTTA SEE TO BELIEVE!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I never scroll past this video. EVER 😭
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How College Students Do Work... 🤦🏿‍♂️😂
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The best part of having siblings is getting on their nerves LMAO💀💀🤣🤣🤣 She wanted her toe touch to get recorded.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN When a girl sneezes in class vs. When a guy sneezes in class 😂😂😂🤧💀💀
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Degreed & Goated 🎓 🐐✌🏿
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No one at all: Sandy Cheeks:
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STORY TIME ‼️ 😂😂 LADIES, MAKE SURE THE NIGGA WANTS YOU FIRST BEFORE YOU SAY “I GOT A BOYFRIEND” 😐😐😂😂 Follow me on Snapchat: @ rudy.dagoat
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Stop telling me “Make sure you study for finals!” 😒 cuz I’m CHEATING on EVERYTHING ‼️😤
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.... letmedridaboat
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When you see something on white twitter, but then you try it on your black girlfriend 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
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When I heard about the all the DISEASES & STD’s floating around campus. 🤢🤒
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STORYTIME ‼️‼️ 😒 When I found out Grambling State ain’t have straws in the cafe. 🤢🤮😂😂😂 #gramfam #GramFam23
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THE COLD MADE ME REEVALUATE MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I STEPPED OUTSIDE THIS MORNING 😭😭😂🥶
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🥺✌🏿 I DID IT Y’ALL 21 YEARS OLD & DEGREED 🎓 I’M SO BLESSED TO HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MY MARK AT THE GRAMBLING STATE UNIVERSITY I LOVE Y’ALL ‼️ GOAT OUT 🐐 #ForeverGramFam 🖤
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Y’all really silent during sex? 😭 I be in shawty ear like
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CORONA GOT NIGGAS PARANOID @ SONIC LIKE 😂😂😂💀
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When the professor try lecture you about being late to class. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀😭 #FinalsWeek #GramFam
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When you get in her car & her passenger seat pushed all the way back 😂😂😂😭😭
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..... why did I think it was okay just to be humping somebody Grandmomma like this? 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
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Look at y’all scalp just livin his best life. 😂
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How you gone sell me some 🍃 that don’t even get me high? 🤔
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I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS TO SAY GRACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST BITE 😭😭🤣🤣
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PSA : To all my people who say they are “SINGLE & SLEPT ON” 😒💀
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..... now he in distress..
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When you finish your last assignment for the school year 😭😭
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Cuz they caught a whiff of that coochie wind & they wanna stop it before you catch it too
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Y’all claim y’all love funny niggas, til we get on yo ass one time... Now you steady asking me “so you think I’m ugly fr?” 😒
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She really cold. Mfs be hatin
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HOW IT BE WHEN YOU ASK BLACK PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT TO EAT 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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The new Twitter Voice Feature finna have niggas on the TL beefin like... 😂😂😂
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When the plug introduce you to some exotic 🍃, but then tells you exotic prices. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
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PSA : To everybody who think it’s okay to step in front of moving cars on campus 🚗😒 (I almost hit a mf right before this video)
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PSA to everybody that CAN’T give head 😂💀🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️
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WHEN SOMEONE IS STANDING TOO CLOSE TO YOU IN LINE DURING THE PANDEMIC.. 😒😒🤣🤣🤣
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Y’ALL GOTTA WATCH HOW THIS LADY WAS GOING OFF ON THIS MAN IN THE STORE 😂😭😭😭 IT’S CRAZY THE THINGS I SEE EVERYDAY 😂😂😂😫😫😫 (SOUND UP) 🔊🔊
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Y’all BE CAREFUL out here in Ruston 😭😭😭 IT’S GETTING TOO DANGEROUS
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When it smell like weed at your family’s house....... but you the only one in the household who smokes. 🤔😂😂
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WHEN YOU HIT OBAMA RUNTZ FOR THE FIRST TIME 😂😂💀 @BarackObama 😂😂
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Y’all used to talk all that shit about Bolt running a 40... and he just ran the record..... after retiring from track.... in sweats...... put it all in perspective
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Usain Bolt runs 4.22 to tie the fastest NFL 40...in sweats and sneakers
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The Police got locked out of the police car today 😂😂😂😂 I think he seen me recording 😭💀💀 #GramFam
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CANT GET THE BUSS IT CHALLENGE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD? 🥴🥴😂😂😂
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This happen when you eat some clown pussy
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No Makeup Vs Makeup
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STOP TOUCHING EVERYBODY’S NASTY ASS HANDS 🤢🤚🏿🤚🏿 #NoHandshakesAll2019 🙅🏿‍♂️
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When you open the door for somebody & they don’t say thank you. 😑😑😂😂😂😂 w/ @MionneDestiny_ 😭
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Treat yo girl right, befo her ass leave you fo a girl 😂🤷🏿‍♂️
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When you tryna quit smokin, but they keep blowing it in yo face 😂😂😂😂 (This a real video 🤦🏿‍♂️ @Zaystation4 )
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Well... The TL needs some laughter with all this stuff going on right now so.... 😭😭 “You Can’t Stop the Riots!” Stand-Up Special 😂😂😂 #BlackLivesMatter
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Us Against Everybody
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If you not confident in yourself, you not gone make it.
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My happiness in human form. 🖤🖤 no cap... yo lil caption was cute too 😂🐐
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When you finna bust, but she not tryna hear that shit. 🤦🏿‍♂️
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When you accidentally find some weed that you lost weeks ago. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This nigga cookin crack.
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Get y’all sons a kitchen set 😂😂
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Y’all 😒 I woke up to the smell of my Grandmomma smokin some damn CIGARETTES 🚬🤢
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Nigga said “ “
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My dog was born without a bark and she deadass thinks she’s bark it’s kinda sad kinda funny (excuse my laugh)
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When niggas still tryna smoke on the morning on 4/21 but you still high from 4/20😂😂😂
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Yal be so naked, I get turned on when I see a clothed bitch 🤧
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THIS HOW ALL OLD PEOPLE BE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING ON THE PHONE 😂😂😂😂🤣
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When your Face ID doesn’t recognize you 🤦🏿‍♂️ @Apple
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How Black People Will Knock on the Door, but Won’t Say Their Name 😂😂😂😭 They’ll just keep sayin “ME!” 💀💀
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WHEN YOUR HOMIE WANNA HIT THE BLUNT AFTER HE SPENT VALENTINE’S DAY WITH HIS GIRL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Thomas Hilfiger 🐐
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WHEN SOMEBODY TAKING TOO LONG TO BLESS THE FOOD 😂😂💀💀💀
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He told me I couldn’t be Parlay 😂😂 @iamdesibanks #Homecoming2019 #Glass
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Power goes out at Grambling. Me in class... :
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Nobody: My Slow ass when the time went back:
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They named the hell out of this girl. 😭🐐
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Olympia Lightning Bolt ⚡️
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“This how old niggas answer they phone. 😂😂” (I just got off the phone with my granddaddy before this & he answered like this 💀)
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Y’all high be carrying over to the next day?
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Y’all see a statue.... but I see crunk ain’t dead. 😹😹🔥🔥
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Grateful 🎓 Greater is Coming ✨
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When Nobody in the Class Read the Assigned Chapter.. 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️
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Happy Birthday to my Favoritest Person in the 🌍 . 😭😭❤️ @_bbymq
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Y’all... it’s WAY TOO HOT for ANYBODY to wanna hold a full blown conversation outside!! 😑😑🥵🤬💀
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WHEN YOU ARGUING WITH SOMEBODY WHO DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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WHEN YOU PLAY GOSPEL MUSIC AROUND YOUR GHETTO ASS FRIENDS 😂😂😂😂
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B A Y O U C L A S S I C 2 0 1 9 🍺🍾🥃 Since I was too drunk for pictures, I got the vids people took of me. 🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂 (I was thoroughly intoxicated in every video, so my bad) 💀 #BAYOUCLASSIC2K18
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When you in the house bored asf.... but then you remember you leavin for school in a couple days. 🕺🏿😂
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The video get WAAAAY funnier when you turn the audio on 😭😭😭
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When you’re cooking and the edible finally kicks In 😱
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SUMMER 2K19 just started & y’all already giving that🐱🐱 away too easily. 🤦🏿‍♂️ #Summer2019
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@beautifiedaries Direct handbook violations 🤦🏿‍♂️
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All Grambling students this mornin once we seen the bullshit Mother Nature was on. 😒🤦🏿‍♂️☔️ #Gramfam
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Finals finna come up... probably just gone | 👀 | \ / ______| |______ / ✊🏽 ___/ \__✊🏽 Cheat
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This is the full video & this is not okay and I’m embarassed. 😭 I will not be attending homecoming this year 💀💀😂😂😂
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@rudydagoat_ The fact bro was the highlight of our 5th quarter battle😂😂
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You ever been at a party & then think about some homework you haven’t started yet? 😕😕
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I always looked the same 😂
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