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@rshuffandstuff

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Another day of knowing of the path I fear to tread

Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2010
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10 months
Hate going to gay Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re Sarah Michelle Gellar’s coke crucifix from Cruel Intentions?
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38? More like thirty-ATE
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My Plans 2020
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6 years
Nancy Botwin did not lose three husbands, go to jail, and give up her relationships with everyone else in her family to spend her new life drinking iced lattes like *this*
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Starbucks sippy cups will replace plastic straws by 2020
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@nytimes Are we just giving up the pretense of real journalism altogether now or...
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6 years
Can't wait for Esquire's cover story on what it's like to be a youth pastor at Chris Pratt's church during Pride month.
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4 years
Cordelia fucking Chase
fuck comfort characters, do yall have a character who’s storyline was fucked up so badly and you’ll never forgive the writers for it?
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2 years
@Cody_Wimmer Julianne Moore’s accent was genius goddamnit
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7 years
How is "I don't think of the heterosexuals, and I don't enjoy being reminded of them" not already on a t-shirt, @jpbrammer ?
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3 years
Where’s her villain prequel?
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5 years
@mrvndn Run this as an ad cowards!
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4 years
While we’re at it, Quidditch makes ZERO FUCKING SENSE.
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4 years
Weird to be genuinely excited about something in the midst of *gestures widely* all of this, but here we are. At our new house. As of this week, RJ and I will be contributing to the continued queering of Collingswood, New Jersey!
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8 years
Gloves OFF. #TrumpTreason
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5 years
*exhales* *unfollows thirst account*
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9 months
It’s true though
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girls tend to go through a James Spader phase during their most difficult times
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Not competing clavicle hickeys!
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Remember how at the end of Shaun of the Dead it’s six months later and everyone is just used to the death and the zombies and going about their lives again? Yeah...
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@AngryBlackLady I mean I give them credit. They’ve leveled up from attacking women for applying for jobs to attacking them for actually trying to do them.
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2 years
Insta got it first
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10 months
Alright alright I did it
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10 months
Someone tell me to run please lol
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8 years
We live in a world where anyone can buy a gun and shoot up a club but an ENTIRE group of people can't donate blood to help those shot. Fuck.
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7 months
Quick how’s my hair???
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6 months
Technically it has the only one because every other adaptation just skips to Dark Phoenix.
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'X-MEN' the animated series still has the best adaption of the Phoenix saga to date.
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5 years
Cut Copy’s In Ghost Colours album still bangs to eternity in case anyone was wondering.
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2 years
120 days.
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6 years
Kyrsten Sinema serving Elle Woods as she joins the Senate today is an energy we very much need to carry on through 2019.
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6 years
Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored
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7 years
@googleonIE Well I'd vote for a man, just not Bernie.
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10 months
Gray hairs on a golden morning
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6 years
I still haven’t seen Sharp Objects yet (shut up) so I’m pretending Patricia Clarkson won for her appearance in the S2 finale in Broad City.
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1 year
@heyjaeee Great drag. Great backstage drama. Great tv. No notes.
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11 months
If you ever doubt yourself out in these streets, just remember that Andrew Yang still goes on national TV and pretends that he knows what he talking about.
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6 years
Not even 24 hours past MLK Jr Day and we have: 1. One of the racist Covington Catholic High School kids getting invited on the Today show 2. A birther movement against Kamala Harris from the left *and* the right 3. CNN anchors both siding the victims in both of these situations
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5 years
How I learned to stop worrying and embrace the curl
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4 years
Blew my hair out for the first time in weeks. Please clap.
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10 months
Oh shut up jerk. God I have a shirt on THAT’S ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
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7 years
Remember these names in 2018, fellow Pennsylvanians. Remember how they voted, what they voted for, and how they celebrated afterwards.
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2 years
Quick how’s my hair???
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6 years
Oh look Individual 1 finally beat Obama at something!
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Government shutdown enters 22nd day, becoming the longest federal closure in U.S. history.
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4 years
Happy Thirty[redacted] Rotation Around the Sun to Me!
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4 years
Might fuck around and swap out my whole wardrobe for second hand jumpsuits
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5 years
Oh how I needed to know this.
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Six months
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Shelby loves to XBox and chill
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@cmclymer What's even worse is when you catch yourself doing it at something someone is actively wearing.
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Ftr you have no business complaining about “cancel culture” if you’re gloating about royalty checks
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5 years
*Screams in gay*
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2 years
Hey, it's all about the hair. Don't you forget that.
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1 year
An awkward Rob shot in the wild* by @gaycology *Socks N Jocks Night at Bike Stop
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Got suckered into getting my picture taken for some new work initiative but it came out nice so...
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@RuPaulsDragRace I'm out in the parking lot with "Do I have something on my face?" and "Your tone seems very pointed right now" because we weren't invited.
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Figured out next year’s costume btw
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6 years
In honor of #NationalPowerRangersDay let us take a moment to remember that for a whole generation of gays, this was the original wig reveal
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Marco Rubio spoke out against gay concentration camps in Chechnya before Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. That's all.
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5 years
Ugh where was this figure when I was 9 years old?
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Did my part for democracy and looked cute doing it
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6 years
In terms of artistic achievement? Probably Hush, or maybe The Body. In terms of culmination of narrative? Becoming, Part 2.
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Wh*donesque
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What is the best Buffy episode?
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@Mikel_Jollett Can he do it outright or does he need Rosenstein to do it?
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@AngryBlackLady Trickle Down Equality is 👏NOT 👏 A 👏 THING.
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@marcushjohnson They think "you don't know what's good for you" counts as outreach.
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@notcapnamerica If Tulsi thought there was an extreme homosexual agenda afoot before, wait till she sees what we do to her primary numbers.
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6 years
@johncusack You could at least tag these people if you’re going to direct harassment towards them. This is gross and cowardly.
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8 years
Maybe but admitting it on national television certainly doesn't.
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HE JUST ADMITTED HE PAYS NO FEDERAL INCOME TAX. “It makes me smart.”
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Look. Either vote for Biden or don’t. Frankly if you still need to be convinced to at this point, you were never going to anyway. Just don’t try to sell it like it’s some show of courage or heroism. Own up to your vanity and your privilege, in whatever form that may be.
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Oh we are so back
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Quick how’s my hair???
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@Mikel_Jollett Oof fair, frightening point.
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Already miss the lighting in my Boston friend’s building
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Anyway has anyone else missed tub time? I’ve really missed tub time!
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Quick how’s my hair???
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My orientation is gay. My preference is that COVID consume the entire Senate chamber by week’s end.
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Mrs. Doubtfire should have let you choke on that jambalaya
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Pierce Brosnan praises Trump: "What he’s done for the economy is very good”
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Kahmora?
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Judgement Tree is judging you.
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Two sides of the same coin
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@HoarseWisperer Your optimism is cleaning my pores right now. More please.
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@bethanyshondark Wow that sounds rough. Please let us know if there’s anything we can do for you.
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If this is true and pans out, do NOT thank Flake. Thank the woman who confronted him on the elevator.
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Source: Serious conversations about delaying a vote for an FBI investigation. #KavanaghHearings
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It’s enough that I ran today right?
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@HoarseWisperer Well even if we don't, we still love it more than the president does.
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@CallMeGdubG @fawfulfan @ninaturner Uhhhhh because he's one of the only ones who hasn't? Not saying Nina is responsible for getting him to procure them but it's not an odd thing to ask for from a candidate.
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@mattyglesias Should she be pitching these proposals on a counter top? Would that make her platform more palatable to you?
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Chris Messina knew. That's why he bleached his hair. He saw an opening coming.
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Chris Pratt attends an anti-gay church with a history of child molestation and ex-gay therapy
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It does not get talked about enough how good Rose McGowan is in Scream.
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Also the hair held today so it wasn’t all bad!
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Quick how’s my hair???
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@notcapnamerica Me reading this.
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Four years ago today…
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Trying to like my body today
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Today ended up being what one might call a “day”
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It’s so grey today
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It would be nice if the people who just won the White House and both chambers of Congress back cared more about what the people who voted for them wanted and less about what the people who just tried to get them all killed two months ago wanted.
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Cutting the grass shirtless because I’m gay and hot.
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I’m so evil and skanky. And I think I’m kind of gay!
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@mattyglesias Ok let's evaluate him based on the fact that he *hired* a number of those fans for this cycle.
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@briebriejoy @YNB @JoeBiden @SymoneDSanders You chose Jill Stein. Don't come at anyone else about choices.
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Yeah, there's always been a rainbow hangin' over my head
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