opened my eyes like 2 days ago and decided i’m complete over it. anything that’s ever happened to me. it’s been a long, hard fight but i am proud to announce that i have won the idgaf war once and for all. spread the word. war is over divas.
mascs be like i want to be treated like a princess i want flowers
ok so tell me why i drove 1hr to surprise this bitch w/ flowers & there’s a whole other woman tucked into bed w/ her i wish more than anything that i was kidding right now this is why y’all can’t have nice things
opened my eyes like 2 days ago and decided i’m complete over it. anything that’s ever happened to me. it’s been a long, hard fight but i am proud to announce that i have won the idgaf war once and for all. spread the word. war is over divas.
i feel like i need to scream so hard and loud that my throat bleeds and my vocal chords explode and a giant black hole forms in my neck and my entire body splits in half starting from the top of my head and slowly and violently ripping straight down the middle and
lesbians will be lesbians 💔 bc tell me why i went to the gay club last night and my OLD fwb punched the girl i was flirting with in the fucking nose while we were standing in the bathroom line i’m
so
idc if trump survived an assassination attempt, i survived a 5 month long lesbian situationship with a virgo woman that secretly had a girlfriend for 3 of those months and neither of us knew
WEVE BEEN EXCLUSIVE FWB FOR 4.5 MONTHS SHE CLEANS MY ROOM FOLDS MY CLOTHES VACUUMS MY APT BRINGS ME A SWEET TREAT TO WORK AND I DO SOMETHING SO SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL BC SHES BEEN STRUGGLING AND THERES A 👎🏼BLONDE👎🏼 IN YOUR BED RN??? LOOKING ME IN MY EYES???? i hope u both die
i hate when one of my tweets goes viral and the straight ppl get to interpret it for themselves. this is exclusively lesbian lover activity. when heteros shower together it’s horny. when i do it, it’s tender and intimate and marriage.
i’ve met entirely too many masc lesbians who are not used to having their bodies acknowledged/admired by past lovers and all i have to say is if yall don’t do it, I WILL