pete wentz: *lighting a cigarette* from day one i talked about getting out
me, so drunk i can’t stand straight: cann i put yuo in a little skjrt and get yiu pregnat
pete wentz: if i could marry a dude and not have sex with him at all and not have it be a a sexual thing, it’d be [patrick stump]
normal guy: hey man hows it going
patrick: i love my meal . at this restaurant Mmmhh good food love food im smiling and stuff this food at this Restaurant is soo good
pete, desperately humping his leg: Can i take a piiiiiiiic
i like to imagine andy sat patrick down after he found out about the band breaking up and was like “it was either kill off fall out boy or be gay. do you wanna be gay patrick?” and he sadly kicked a rock on the ground and went “no :(“