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chapbook out w/ Bottlecap Press ^_^ work in/forthcoming in @havehadhavehad , @brawl_lit , @bullshitlit , @major7mag , @querenciapress +more. a real rat bastard.

Sacramento, CA
Joined September 2022
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
9 months
hiii ^_^ my debut poetry chapbook, "please stay," is out through Bottlecap Press today :") i am so grateful to be able to share it with you all :) born out of a very dear friend challenging me to write 365 poems in 365 day, these are the highlights from that spring. so thrilled<3
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@romyewing
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bad stand-up is way worse than bad improv in the same way that premeditation makes something murder instead of manslaughter
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@jpbrammer real and "he puts sugar in his tank" is like something they would do in richard scarry busytown
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@malikvallo no genuinely bc to have peer reviewed that shit in the writers' room and have it still turn out that way...
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@lesbianlawfirm need to know what they're pairing with the donettes
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@lethalrejection enjoying a tallboy at a diy show that starts two hours late is one of life's little pleasures. when will we realize this!!
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@romyewing
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we've never been so back!! such an honor as a total @bullshitlit fan hehe <3
@bullshitlit
BULLSHIT LIT
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we are SO back... ‼️‼️‼️ two new banger poems by Romy Rhoads Ewing [ @romyewing ] up on the site!! this one is 'phantom.' read it + the other (link below)
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@chrisrosecas thank you for the representation bc i actually think about "everyone was wearing fingerless gloves" OFTEN
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@megannn_lynne i need to lie on the floor for a little bit. like your pieces always stun me but this one in particular wowowow
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@romyewing
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it's live!! thank you endlessly @havehadhavehad -- still vibrating from excitement over my first skull 💀
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@kelly_erin_ it's some of my favorite contemporary prose and it makes me feel INSANE the way people reduce it
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@romyewing
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gender is a performance and they're booing and throwing tomatoes at my ass
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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had a stress dream that a good friend of mine lost a finger, and instead of driving her to the hospital, i called my dad (who is missing a finger for real) to ask about the lifestyle of it all, which is unfortunately very funny
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
anyway i just went to such a beautiful poetry reading i'm filled with LOVE and INSPIRATION and i want to try to start something of my own. if anyone would be interested in a reading (not limited to poetry!!) via discord since all of my writer friends are scattered everywhere, hmu
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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on a quest to make every published piece weirder than the last (progressing well)
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@romyewing
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btw stan @QuerenciaPress or kick rocks
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@romyewing
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wahoooo woke up to my second skull today!! :") thank you thank you @havehadhavehad @adrianf !! 💀💀
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@romyewing
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again i can't emphasize enough how much the turnout at tonight's poetry reading meant to me :") thinking i def need a remedial public speaking class and an ativan refill but still feeling very loved and totally floored. what a killer fuckin group
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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my dad coordinated his outfit with the grill btw, dudes rock
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@romyewing
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woke up and had the idea for a bagel sandwich so innovative and delectable i had to write it down
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
happy official half a year to please stay!!!!!!!!! setting up a (digital!) reading soon!!!! truly been such a dream <3
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@romyewing
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pride month is over but my poem about being a terrified 12-year-old bisexual disaster is forever
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work outfit 🖤
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3 months
extremely latent release party/reading/tomfoolery monday night, more info soon (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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my poem with @BRAWL_Lit is out now!!! you can, despite your best judgment, listen to a recording of me reading it: thank you again to BRAWL, @TaylorFranson , + @martheaus for your time and endless endless kindness <333333
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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@megannn_lynne choosing to read this not as a draft, but as a finished work. nothing is out. we're finally free :)
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
4 months
i want my next poetry collection to have this vibe
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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hair done 👍👍👍👍
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@romyewing
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the 1997 movie theater to SPCA pipeline
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@romyewing
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starting second job at a cafe, not in a clawing myself above the poverty line kicking and screaming kind of way but a lana rey will you serve me lemonade yes bill i will it's the first day of the parade kind of way
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
2 months
some parallels from the last six-ish months of published poems. pathetic is IN
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@romyewing
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help i just went to move my brother in law into his new place and he has my chapbook fully on display 🥺🥺🥺
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romy rhoads ewing
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amtrak enjoyer
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@romyewing
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i said something about being born in 1997 today at work, and the beautiful thing about the service industry is that one of my coworkers was fighting for her life trying not to call me old and another was fighting for her life trying not to call me a baby
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
california is truly the lipstick on a pig of "progressive" states i'm so sick of this
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued an executive order for the removal of homeless encampments in the state.
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@romyewing
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btwwwww all of my published pieces (in online journals) are finally up-to-date and compiled and in one placeeeeee <3
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we're all an unknown number of published poems away from suddenly having a wikifeet page
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emotional bc me and all my neighborhood friends from my adolescence went on to pursue the arts. except for the one who went to jail for literal unspeakable acts. but extremely neat for the rest of us nonetheless
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
we accidentally got too turnt up before meeting tommy wiseau
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hi
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24 days
sally rooney day 💛🌕🫶
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both jobs approved my portland trip
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the apartment-touring dress is back. ol reliable
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@romyewing
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guess who woke me up by trying to remove my tape-ins with his teeth like we're on bad girls club
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people being flippant about what's going on with conor oberst right now just because it's happened in the past as well...is a nasty look
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
7 months
thank you to the small press who published me for celebrating insane pisces women and putting my chapbook on sale for the entire month of march!! <3
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
poster is finalized!!!! online reading monday 7/15! 6 PM PST! readings from @DriedMarigolds @tommywyattblake @pockets_mouse @TaylorFranson and i couldn't be more thrilled! like the poster says, dm for the server link and we'll see you thereeee <3
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
3 months
extremely latent release party/reading/tomfoolery monday night, more info soon (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)
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it's so awesome being in a creative nonfiction class bc everyone is used to talking about unlikeable narrators but they have to dance around it a little bit for this one
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romy rhoads ewing
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whatever this is
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@Ama_Serwaaa
Ama Judith
1 month
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, what are you doing??
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
2 months
easy--be under the impression that you're moving six hours away to humboldt so you have nothing to lose by telling a friend of a friend you think he's cute. and then end up staying (on the edge of the pit for death grips, september '15)
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@julianaraynor
Juliana
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Dating apps don’t work and being out in public doesn’t work. What’s the secret third option someone lmk plz
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@romyewing
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i miss stockton for a number of reasons but the fact that i got to wear stuff like this as a teacher is up there lmaooo
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
7 months
timing on this is great because look what just came in the mail ^_^
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@drjessmaddox
Dr. Jess Maddox
7 months
Enough with this humble bragging about your acceptances and rejections to prestigious schools and programs, state school folks rise up.
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@romyewing
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new piece out today!! going back to my roots (fainting spontaneously). ty endlessly @Major7Mag @KeersteeMack for the pub <3
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i'm the adam sandler of indie lit: a) silly and b) if i make something you know i'm putting my little friends in there
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driving across the "did you get emotional the first time you drove in sacramento" bridge from lady bird while ribs by lorde plays is like evel knievel jumping the fountains at caesar's palace but for sentimental northern californians
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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sacramento house shows are BACK ‼️‼️ 💕💌🩷🍊
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@romyewing
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HOOOOOLY this lineup!! physically i'm in ca but mentally i'm here 💌
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seattle so far c:
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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new poem forthcoming in @Heroin_Chic_Mag this coming april!! <3 so honored and thrilled hehe :")
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they're saying peaches straight from the can and a warm coke zero are the meal of the summer
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hello round face community. the chairwoman is in
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@MintJaan i've never known anyone who's done it in real life but purportedly also yes lmao
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holy hell this is gonna be a great time
@HollyPelesky
Holly Pelesky
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ok babes I’m gotta wrap this up so here is the final lineup for writers karaoke:
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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austin and i went to joann's and now we have brat shirts for brat night (this was before i cut mine the fuck up and also the lighting in our apt is so cooked they're brat greener than they look i promise)
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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not to be all "they don't build statues of critics," but poems about anal have been and will be continue to be remembered/revered/studied long after we're all gone, and the prudish rants complaining about it ruining their cheese danish or w/e will fade into obscurity in weeks
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
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I wonder how many of the 100,000+ people who subscribe to the Poem-a-Day email newsletter were innocently trying to eat breakfast this morning when they were presented with today's poem, titled "My Hole. My Whole."
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@romyewing
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locked IN
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didn't take any pictures of the actual raft trip yesterday but what a fuckin blast!!
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my bf and roommate saw me come home with this and both said it looked like a prop from repo man
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thinking about the vegan bakery i used to work at where someone quit on the spot because someone changed the music from pinkpantheress to aphex twin...the portlandification of sacramento is here to stay
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@romyewing
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my chapbook is on goodreads btwwww for those that have read it and want to review hehe <3
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@Jeremyakee
J.R.R. TolKee
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There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it. Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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@romyewing
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she lives inside of me still etc etc and would be sooooo happy that we have a poem published about going to the river and being dirt nasty
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austin just pitched this as my new author photo and like. hell yeah
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big fan of this resume template
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@jpbrammer the last half is so
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within last couple hours: got told "fuck you" for crossing the street w/ right of way, got asked where the good clubs are by the same "fuck you" guy, got called the f slur by a DIFFERENT person while walking, accidentally deleted the entire list of published pieces on my website
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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everybody point and laugh because the nostalgia glasses are taking no prisoners and i'm now wistful for even sac state. for even this hoaky-ass photo!!
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romy rhoads ewing
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365 party girl
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"your mom has a copy of lolita on the same kitchen table with a bunch of your childhood pictures and i don't know how to tell her it's not a good look"
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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wait i left this in my drafts but. see a tat post a tat: me in random humboldt park bar bathroom last summer <3 full of malort
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@veanimator
V-Animator 🧪🔆
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see a tat, post a tat (she's my favorite but she needs a touch up)
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romy rhoads ewing
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I LIVED
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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help i tore up the back of my ankle like crazy and i'm going to a wedding in a few hours, what can i do to put off actually caring for it for like a day and make myself able to dance all night and i don't have a molly plug in beaverton, oregon so don't even
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romy rhoads ewing
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i forgot i was wearing a pride pin yesterday so naturally my coworker starting a sentence with "since you're /obviously/ queer" yesterday briefly had my jaw on the floor
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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pry my curiosity from my cold, dead hands, cheese boy
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romy rhoads ewing
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i'm a very serious writer with blonde tape-ins and a nightcore running playlist
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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btw i did it and it was the most vulnerable thing i've done in some time. literally walked to the venue with it wrapped in a plastic target bag like it was contraband and they were so incredibly sweet when i dropped it off???!!
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this is a threat btw
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going through some old stuff from my parents' place and incredible things are happening currently
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romy rhoads ewing
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finally watching fleabag and
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sending this to my friend probably before she's awake. rise and grind soldier it's girlcum season
"Here, gripping condensed glasses, limbs draped over tattooed shoulders, lithe and limp and inconsolable, consider me ego fairy, sneaking black liner and glitter in my clutch adorning dancers with cheekbone hearts..." ❤️‍🔥 today from @hannamwebster !
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romy rhoads ewing
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chilling that many of you heard my voice for the first time via a recording of my poem about basketball and sacramento dive bars but you know what? at least it's on-brand
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@romyewing
romy rhoads ewing
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big big day
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romy rhoads ewing
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do you think if i ask david sedaris to sign my copy of "me talk pretty one day" that he's gonna think the lisp is a bit
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at the dive bar of all time <3333
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reading about self-soothing techniques this morning and it's unironically kinda just this
@zyyyski
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these broadsides <33 @erinisaway @ST0NESPIRAL
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babe wake up new bottlecap press sale just dropped!!
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got dolled up, went to our friends' wedding on her family's blueberry farm, cried, etc
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