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Robinhood Pandey
7 years
In Germany you can get from kissing to the wedding in 9 hours. And the stops are equally interesting.
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5 years
1. The kabir your mother thinks you are. 2. The kabir your father thinks you are. 3. The kabir you wanna be. 4. You.
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5 months
@RadioGenoa This is an annual gathering of Hindus celebrating the festival of Holi. Hindus from across Poland gather in Warsaw to celebrate. All of them are highly educated, legally immigrated and the top 1% contributors in their fields. Differentiate between the good and the bad. All
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
Not from our memory
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5 years
HBO has removed the coffee cup.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 years
Warning : you can't unsee it. 😂😂😂
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
I thought a paraglider was landing in the middle of the road 😂
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4 years
The dust storm that hit Delhi earlier in the day. Pic V V Krishnan @the_hindu
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Robinhood Pandey
8 months
@priyankac19 @thehawkeyex Politicians who don't know basic math should refrain from commenting on foreign policy issues. I didn't name anyone so don't take it personally.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Just to put in perspective. Game of Thrones finale had maximum of 1.9 crore viewers. This is about 4 times that. Whoa!
@DDIndialive
DD India
4 years
Rebroadcast of #Ramayana on #Doordarshan smashes viewership records worldwide, the show becomes most watched entertainment show in the world with 7.7 crore viewers on 16th of April
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Robinhood Pandey
6 years
Vishu doesn't quit
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8 months
@cricketkit @slimmatt1 So let me get this straight... ECB expected the Home Minister of India to influence his son to influence the Ministry of External affairs to bend rules put in place by the Govt of India for Pakistani origin nationals of countries other than Pakistan to expedite the visa? That's
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
So what if Mumbai Police parked an explosives laden SUV outside of Ambani House, they post good memes on Twitter.
@MirrorNow
Mirror Now
3 years
#BREAKING | Innova taken to NIA belongs to Mumbai Police crime branch. @Santia_Gora reports!
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Don't care how many stumps this man has uprooted, I have no respect for a dude who missed an opportunity of life to name his son James.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 months
@ImtiazMadmood Oh you're mistaken. Hindus aren't waiting for Kalki's arrival. We know when he'll be here on earth. It's 426,874 years from now on the 5th day of Shukla Paksh of Savan month.
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Robinhood Pandey
3 months
You, not living in India, read few books and articles and claim to be an expert on India but an Indian who has lived his entire life in India doesn't even know his own country. We call experts like you brown sepoys.
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@AdityaHarchand
Aditya Harchand
3 months
I hate the staunch BJP supporters my parents have become. Was talking to my dad about the election and he told me that b/c I haven’t lived in India, I don’t get their perspective and don’t have the same say in the matter. Told him I’m a specialist of South Asia and he’s not, lol.
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5 months
@AncestralEagle @RadioGenoa A fair ask, your country is for your people. But for the 11 millionth time. Please ask your govt to close your borders and stop inviting immigrants.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
I watched that video 10 times & this is the transcript. Read it for yourself. Long story short, Trump said "If India doesn't allow Hydroxychloroquine export to US then that may be retaliation to the decision that US made to ban export of Medical goods" What a spin Indian Media.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 months
@cricketkit @slimmatt1 1. Why would ECB hope that India's Minister of Home Affairs would involve himself in clerical work like background checks & visa issuing? Not considering it's the job of MEA, not MHA. 2. UK citizens don't get on arrival visa. So again, why would they hope for that?
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7 years
@maggielover1234 @Spring_Dosa That's Punjabi music album, maggie.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Hi @vasudha_ET Priya Ramani too had no CCTV footage and no Independent witness to prove her accusations against MJ Akbar and you still declared her to be the face of Metoo movement. Now you want testimonies of four witnesses to believe women?
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Robinhood Pandey
6 months
@gemsofbabus_ No city can come close to Navi Mumbai in flyover art. Not even a debate.
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
Here @ARanganathan72 puts it very nicely. "Only violent people get provoked into violence"
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Republic
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#IndiaSaysNoMore | Provocation has been there for 75 days, speeches were made at Shaheen Bagh. Words are at best a scapegoat: @ARanganathan72 - Author & Scientist
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Robinhood Pandey
6 months
Bushra Shaikh being owned by Brits is the best thing you'll read today.
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
Btw we start our journey as parents today. We're blessed with a beautiful baby boy 😍
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
Self proclaimed health journalists who didn't know difference between an RT-PCR test and an Antigen test are lecturing other journalists. Lol
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Vidya
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Journalists shouldn't talk like they have a degree in public health. IMHO.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
It's my son's birthday. He turns 1 today. Little man is chilling 800 miles away while I miss this bandar. Just go back to normal 2020, let the sufferings end.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 months
@MonicaLMarks Nobody cares what you think but really Monica, what a bunch of crap you've posted. Get educated.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 years
Brother sent me this picture of kids at our hometown. They took up a job of planting & watering plants during their summer holidays. Wow!
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Marya, that is how soldiers from every regiment are referred to. For example Soldiers in Gurkha regiment and Rajput regiment consist lots of non Gurkhas and non Rajputs but the they are still referred to as Gurkhas and Rajputs. Its not a disrespect. Its an honour.
@maryashakil
Marya Shakil
4 years
The 20 martyred Soldiers of the 16 Bihar regiment came from all across India- Bihar, Punjab, Odisha, Himachal Pradesh, Bengal, Chattisgarh,Jharkhand. Colonel Santosh Babu was from Telangana That’s the spirit of Indian Army, this parochial view of forces is an insult to martyrs
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Robinhood Pandey
11 months
@BasuAshis Ok sepoy.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 months
@effucktivehumor full "www dot com wb dot com gov doc com in https" energy
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Robinhood Pandey
6 years
Best thing about this video is the line from the old man "Subah uthte hain toh pata chalta hai raat mein barish hui thi" I'm it'll being tears of joy in your eyes. Watch how lives of people living in slums in Delhi has changed.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 months
@fallen_icarus_ @knight_17_ If women weren't shallow, sweetheart, the makeup industry in India wouldn't be worth $21 billion.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Greta is just a face for leftists to destabilise Govts. If she was even 1% of Climate Activist she claims to be she would praise India & PM Modi on the phenomenal achievement in renewable energy. Let me put this thread out here for you:
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NDTV
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"Freedom of speech and the right to peaceful protest and assembly are non-negotiable human rights. These must be a fundamental part of any democracy. #StandWithDishaRavi ": Greta Thunberg tweets
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@MeghUpdates We can learn a valuable lesson here, i.e. "If you can't take a slap don't slap others" imo the conductor is totally justified.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 months
I've been playing sounds on this unknown airtag on the bus for about 2-3 hours now, the guy is absolutely horrified as to why it's beeping every 15 minutes 😂😭
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@tweet_amulya @kishoreofficial Did you apologize to your father yet, informed man?
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Date : 05.09.2020 Two Countries. Two Armies and the stark difference.
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
I always wanted to be rich but not having money ruined it for me
@sonalkalra
Sonal Kalra 🇮🇳
5 years
“I always wanted to be a scientist. But not being good with maths ruined it for me” says @sonakshisinha in a chat with me about #MissionMangal
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Robinhood Pandey
7 years
look who reported the news
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
I don't want Income Tax. Withdraw it. Stop with the arrogance of power, we never asked for Income Tax.
@PritishNandy
Pritish Nandy
4 years
A simple question. If the farmers’ bills are for the good of farmers and farmers are saying they don’t want these bills, why can’t the government withdraw them? Does the government think it knows more about what farmers need than the farmers? Or is it just the arrogance of power?
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Robinhood Pandey
2 years
@disclosetv Remind me again which democratic post has this guy been elected for?
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
He wants reduced import duty to import assembled ready to drive cars to India from China. He's not facing difficulties in bringing in the technology, as a matter of fact that is what Indian Govt wants him to do. I wonder how clueless our leaders are. 🤦
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Rohit Pawar
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Since @Tesla is facing so many difficulties in establishing a manufacturing plant in other states of India. We as Maharashtra Govt. should help #Tesla bring this technology to our state. I'm sure for benefit of Maharashtra, you will look into it. @CMOMaharashtra @AUThackeray
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Robinhood Pandey
9 years
Today is the day we gave Bangladeshis a Bangladesh and since then Bangladesh is giving us Bangladeshis.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 years
Gaadi ki tanki me pizza daalke chalaiyo kal se
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Robinhood Pandey
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Bacha uska, paida usne kiya, ab wo uska naam taimur rakhe ya jhingur apne baap ka kya jaata hai yaar? faltugiri laga rakhi hai subah se
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
Who sanctions the US if it invades a country?
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
960 more users for LinkedIn.
@NorbertElekes
Norbert Elekes
4 years
NEW: LinkedIn cuts 960 jobs worldwide due to coronavirus pandemic.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 years
It took @starplus 6 years to answer a simple question
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
4 days ago I cried because of New Zealand. Today I cried for New Zealand. #CWC19
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
Choudhary, while I understand your need to explain how you're above me, I must inform I didn't question your Hinduness, I just pointed out that you fudged the facts, acknowledge that and move on.
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Robinhood Pandey
6 months
@alexandrabotez @wangyachbharit @vishy64theking Trust me that's the happiest face I've ever seen of him.
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Robinhood Pandey
6 years
This South African guy cries apartheid in his every fucking stand-up bit & talks how he grew up in a racist society where blacks were subject to racism and stereotypes. Look at him doing that today.
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Robinhood Pandey
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It is always refreshing to see the liberal Hindus shown their place by their friends in the Ummah. Best of luck Roshan aka Kafir.
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Roshan Rai
11 months
In the last 24 hours I have been called Kafir, Pajeet ( A term that I just learnt) My religion has been abused , demeaned, my nationality has been abused, made fun of just for speaking against the act of terror against innocent citizens by Hamas Terrorists. These people who
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@BefittingFacts Koi baat nahi bhai ye bhi jimmedari lene ko tayyar hai. "Main, Robinhood Pandey, ishwar ki shapath leta hoon...."
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Robinhood Pandey
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Lol all it took was just three tweets to @harshmadhusudan with valid questions and the guy blocked me. He condescendingly questioned @talk2anuradha like she owed him answers but when I questioned him he blocked and ran away like a coward. Mind you I was cautiously respectful
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Quit as "Journalist" I did a simple Google search and there you go. 1. Jews 2. Mother Mary 3. LGBT
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@zainabsikander
Zainab Sikander
4 years
Charlie Hebdo would have zero guts to publish cartoons making fun of the holocaust (or Jews) or Mother Mary or LGBTQ community. Let's have a conversation on "what's the big deal with the cartoons on Prophet Muhammad" after that. The world has resorted to bullying Muslims.
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@Nyctophilic___ I've been there. When I bought my very own bike I sat there watching it for about an hour. I cleaned it so many times the first day. In the evening, I sat outside staring at it for another hour and then went on a long ride. I tell you this is the happiest moment he's had in
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Robinhood Pandey
1 year
@abasitpak1 Worried about POK, Ambassador?
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
My mother and father both are Covid-19 positive. Mom is doing fine but Dad isn't that well, they were home quarantined but today Dad has been admitted to hospital, he'll be alright I know. It's just that my anxiety is the worst since I'm not there. Please pray for my father.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 months
@MaktoobMedia What nonsense! First of all, as a non citizen they have very limited rights. Secondly, could you explain how CAA denies them hope for citizenship? If you're not aware, CAA is applicable only in the cases of the persecuted minority from Pakistan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh
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@MeghUpdates Imagine being so entitled that you literally think you can stop the work for which you're being paid and protest against a profitable business deal for your employer (who btw pays you a handsome salary) because your personal political ideology doesn't align with it. Now that
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Robinhood Pandey
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@rightarmleftist ye chutiya pakistan wapas jaake bolega "hinduon ke beech jaake namaz padh aaya" isko lag raha hoga koi toph chala li isne 😂
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Ms. Nadar, you're just another moron who doesn't know what dissent is. Just so you know, wishing someone's death or celebrating any news thereof is NOT dissent.
@vijnad
Vijaylakshmi Nadar
4 years
I would have been lynched or arrested, (or both) if I had been in India now ? My family dragged in the mess too ? Thanks to the BJP IT cell trolls ? How safe is India for dissenters like me ? @PMOIndia @AmitShah
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6 months
What tf is wrong with Americans? Why do they rape their own daughters? Ugh.. disgusting people with disgusting rape culture.
@CollinRugg
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NEW: Utah parents allegedly r*ped their 15-year-old daughter to "teach" her about s*x because it was safer to have s*x with them than strangers. Death penalty. According to an affidavit, the girl called the police and told them that her "father had been r*ping her for at least
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@gharkekalesh This was the fucking content I came here for. Aise kalesh hote rehne chahiye.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 months
The hate for India is real at the Al Jazeera office. Check here. All the other news agencies mentioned the Indian Navy in their headlines, Al Jazeera didn't.
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Robinhood Pandey
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@gemsofbabus_ What misleading post. This is not Atal Setu but the entrance road on the ground which formed a crack because the work was still ongoing there. The bridge does not have cracks.
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Robinhood Pandey
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I have an issue with Point No. 6 and I'd like to ask @chennaipolice_ for clarification: I quote you "There is no room for shouting and chanting in a manner that incites religious hatred or hurts the sentiments of other religions" If that is the case then why do you allow
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Greater Chennai Police On the occasion of Vinayagar Chaturthi, instructions for the installation and worship of Vinayagar idols: 1. Land owners where Vinayagar idols are going to be installed must have obtained permission from local bodies concerned, Highway Department or
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Robinhood Pandey
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@aryamaaan @PRADYUM60823300 Why didn't they show solidarity in 30 years when they weren't being bombed? Solidarity is important right? You're right solidarity is not transactional or two way street but you don't show solidarity to the wolves who'll always group up with other wolves to eat you.
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3 years
@IndiaSpeaksPR One PIL. That's all it takes to stall any project in India. There are zero repercussions for filling malicious PILs. Easy is overstatement.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
What a lying piece of turd this guy is. The MPs/MLAs are donating one month of their salaries to the BJP Relief Fund and NOT the Discretionary Funds. Them donating their own salaries is NOT diverting govt money, you nincompoop.
@SaketGokhale
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The BJP in several states has asked its MPs/MLAs to donate their salaries & discretionary funds - NOT to the respective state CM relief fund but to a fund created by the party (for Covid-19 relief work apparently). What an ingenious way to divert govt money to party coffers.
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Robinhood Pandey
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@vijivenkatesh @DocGadkari It happens, Venkatesh. We get it, sometimes you don't see some things. But you know what can help? Pulling your head back out of your arsehole.
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Robinhood Pandey
7 years
"I can't pay 6K for this guitar" Shopkeeper : For you, my friend, 5K no strings attached
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
You don't need to, Mr. Guha. NDTV is already sinking.
@Ram_Guha
Ramachandra Guha
4 years
I'll be writing a regular column for @ndtv My first article for them should be up soon.
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Robinhood Pandey
6 years
No Parking MEANS No Parking. Doesn't matter if you're sitting on it. 😂😂
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
I'm all for transparency in PMCares. That said, a Chinese company donating to PMCares is not same as Chinese Govt. donating to a Philanthropic arm of a the then ruling party. If you're implying that ₹90 lakh was aid, then it should've come to GoI, not Rajiv Gandhi Foundation.
@dhruv_rathee
Dhruv Rathee
4 years
Chinese Companies donations to PMCARES Fund Xiaomi: ₹10 Crore Huawei: ₹7 Crore One Plus: ₹1 Crore Oppo: ₹1 Crore TikTok: ₹30 Crore
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Robinhood Pandey
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Pratik, 1. He paid Pump operator with left hand and he put his money back in his pocket using left hand why would he keep ₹20 note in his right hand? Doesn't make sense unless he didn't want that ₹20 note. 2. If his hand isn't working how is he riding scooter for 60 km?
@free_thinker
Pratik Sinha
4 years
A Muslim man with partial paralysis in his hand accidentally dropped currency notes at a petrol pump. The video was shared by ABP News's Vikas Bhaduria and TV9 Gujarati falsely connecting it with coronavirus. #AltNewsFactCheck | @zoo_bear @HereisKinjal
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Ye toh aise baat kar raha hai jaise dinner table par raita pass karna ho
@ANI
ANI
5 years
Digvijaya Singh, Congress's candidate from Bhopal on UNSC listing #MasoodAzhar as a Global Terrorist: Ghoshna se kya hota hai, jab Pakistan ke PM dosti jata rahe hain Modi ji ke sath to Dawood Ibrahim, Masood Azhar aur Hafiz Saeed ko tatkal Bharat ko saunp dena chahiye.
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Such a proud feeling to have worked alongside L&T on this Project. The video doesn't do justice, you've to see it in person to realise how massive it is.
@StuartBroad8
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1st look at Cricket’s 🏏 largest stadium 🏟 110,000 capacity pretty impressive 🇮🇳
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Robinhood Pandey
4 years
Statement form Mumbai Police on arrest of Ajaz Khan 😂😂😂
@ANI
ANI
4 years
Mumbai: Actor Ajaz Khan has been arrested & case registered against him at Khar Police Station on charges of defamation, hate speech & violation of prohibitory orders.
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Robinhood Pandey
3 years
Yes. Hindus and Jain's must cry inside for their destroyed temples but not reclaim them because it might disturb the peace which will only be preserved if Mosques stay atop the temples. So do not right the wrongs. Great advice, court. Shut your shops.
@LawBeatInd
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Court Diction | Delhi Court on Wrongs of past
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Aunt bought it for ₹500 to save electricity. I opened it to see what it does, there's nothing else but 3 LEDs Read warning in second pic 😂😂
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4 years
Oh I missed the part where you talked about the Hindu man named Dilbar Negi who was burnt to death in his own shop. He wasn't frail, the Muslim Mob had chopped off his limbs before setting his shop on fire. Here's how he looked.
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@shreesters
Shreeya Singh
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Let us not forget, even in the midst of this pandemic, that India’s minorities continue to suffer under the Modi government’s Hindutva agenda. Do you need to be Indian to care about what’s happening in India, or do you need to be human? 1/4
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@Bonda1969 @3DVids Saving everyone's time, it says it's impossible to prove or disprove the authenticity of the video.
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@badseltzer ikr dal tadka changes you
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Robinhood Pandey
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I've been playing sounds on this unknown airtag on the bus for about 2-3 hours now, the guy is absolutely horrified as to why it's beeping every 15 minutes 😂😭
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Robinhood Pandey
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वाड्रा : ये दिमाग हमको दे राहुल राहुल : नई जीजाजी... आप क्या करोगे? वाड्रा : मुझे खाली जगह बिलकुल पसंद नहीं, बिल्डिंग बनाऊंगा।
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Robinhood Pandey
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Hey @sardesairajdeep I'm sure you wouldn't talk about this news but the two terrorists "Directly linked to Rameshwaram Cafe blast" have been arrested from West Bengal. State where your wife's party is in power. Did you ask your wife any questions yet whether she or her party
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Robinhood Pandey
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@AndColorPockeT save this video and send it to anyone who defends women getting naked online to make money, they'd definitely not change their minds but this will infuriate them and it's the most satisfying thing in the world.
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Robinhood Pandey
6 months
@ANI Paaji main toh Gwalior tak aa gaya hoon, kya karna hai? Jaldi batao aana hai ya laut jaun?
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Robinhood Pandey
8 years
Ironically, those who mocked Shobha De for body shaming that cop are now body shaming Ayesha Takia. Lol I love Twitter.
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Robinhood Pandey
8 months
@aishanibansal @cricketkit @slimmatt1 Well in my defence it was a bit hard not to laugh
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Robinhood Pandey
5 years
@HaddHaiYaar @swati_gs Everyone is biased. You're also biased to the core and you know that. A hate campaign has started against her. She is only exposing the narrative that is demonizing Hindu community while liberals are not acknowledging the list of mob lynchings that Muslim's are indulging in.
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Robinhood Pandey
6 years
😏
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Robinhood Pandey
9 years
What is the change in enthalpy in a reaction if it releases 100 kJ of energy and the PΔV work is 10 kJ?
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Alia Bhatt
9 years
Okayyyyyy here we go :) questions questions :)
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Robinhood Pandey
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Relax. He said he prayed for 140 crore Indians. India's population is 141.75 crore. He left 1.75 crore people like you.
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Tara Krishnaswamy
4 months
Don’t pray for me on a temple built on bodies and blood. You want the well being of 140 cr Indians - stay away from public office.
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Robinhood Pandey
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@YearOfTheKraken So you mean usne liya bhi aur fir nikal bhi diya. Chad gay sanghay 😹
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Robinhood Pandey
7 years
sequence of events 😂
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