she/her | 30 | strongest roegadyn in the world, howeve,r she is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
good morning SPECIFICALLY and ONLY to the level 34 aura girl in her little sprout scholer gear who valiantly attempted to heal me as I fought level 87 role quest mobs in the central shroud. her chocobo keeled over dead immediately
I've been using this to gather sanctuary mats and it works like a charm! 🙏 and it's way easier on the hands than what I was doing before LOL. once you get to the node hit numpad 0 to harvest! 🪓
/merror off
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/ac "Duty Action I"
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decided to do some roulettes for the first time in a while. got steps of faith for trial roulette. our healers were a pair of roegadyn men in horse outfits who made horse jokes the WHOLE time
that clip of the guy from the new ff game whipping out his phone to angrily listen to limp bizkit or whatever tf as he walked away from a conversation has singlehandedly gotten me invested faster than literally anything else that's been released about that game
do you ever just make a new character on a whim as a joke and then suddenly you're completely in love and this is NOT a joke anymore and your life has slipped out of your hands
update from the keynote floor: the sheer volume and enthusiasm of the crowd reaction to “two dyes per gear piece” was second only to the 7.0 teaser trailer
“to ignore the plight of those one might conceivably save is not wisdom─it is indolence,” I tearfully whisper to myself as I log out of ffxiv to give someone else my spot in queue
remembered this tonight. shoutout to this one bit from the prelude in violet cutscenes where solus’s lifeless body tumbles down the stairs after varis fucking shoots him for still being one of the funniest things this game has ever done
oh my god I saw someone with the quote “do not seek forgiveness, for it will not ease the burden. it weighs as it should” in their bio and I was like “what is this guy with a bible quote in bio doing here” before I remembered. that uh. that line is from fray,
noctis in ffxiv is so funny I love how he talks...... using words like "vibes" and "alrighty" in front of the average eorzean and making their heads explode
I think your gear should visually break when this happens. I want to finish a craft and watch roe's pants explode in the middle of the sapphire avenue exchange
maybe this is because I just woke up but I’m losing my shit at the idea of WoL hosting/being possessed by(??) the reaper ghost and ardbert and fray are just like OH GOD WTF IS THAT IT’S ON THE CEILING JESUS CHRIST, GET THE BROOM
Presenting a new Tales under the New Moon! 📖
Read the fourth of four stories and travel to Old Sharlayan in this tale about the Leveilleur family: A Legacy of Hope.
(⚠️ Be mindful of spoilers!)
#endwalkerspoilers
I suppose but hey I haven't seen anyone talking about this dude since 6.0 came out and I think that's a shame. I respect him. look at him and his little mullet
I like all the lightwarden designs but I think storge might be my favorite because it's just a bunch of disembodied angel wings and a mask that shoots lasers at you. B̶̡͖̑Ę̴͍̈́̇ ̵͚̗͔͛͂̾N̶̞̐̄̄̚Ö̶̝́́͒̉T̵̨̙̪͇͊͒̍͘ ̶̳͖̥͌͜A̶̮̯͖͑͊Ḟ̵̠͝R̷͔̯̺̉A̸̱͗̋͋̚Î̴̛̮̠͌̇D̴̗͖̽̃̊̀ lookin ass
in the wake of endwalker some might be wondering "hey why do you like venat in particular so much? her character arc/motivations are quite similar to hades', but comparatively you hardly seem to care about him. what's up with that?"
well, venat is a woman. hope this helps
it's extra annoying that fortnite won best ongoing game over xiv because the thing fortnite did recently that everyone loved, the whole ending the world thing, xiv did YEARS AGO
I really love how urianger was the one character in the main cast of shb who got a "nerdy girl in a teen movie slowly descends the stairs in a beautiful dress after her makeover that revealed she was secretly hot the whole time behind her glasses" reveal
L + ratio + thou hast not know the touch of a woman upon thy pallid flesh for many moons + thy crop harvest bore locusts + thou art riddl'd with fleas + acquire some maidens
#endwalkerspoilers
this is so dumb but I love that alphinaud yells "seven hells!" when meteion transforms into the endsinger after the last dungeon because it really feels like he wanted to go "(terrified) OH FUCK"
#endwalkerspoilers
just in case: my tl is talking about estinien's outfit from that one scene at the annex being sexy or whatever but personally I couldn't stop laughing because I had accidentally made him and roe twinsies
I love how much everyone loves nald’thal complimenting the party but PERSONALLY I can’t stop thinking about that azeyma voice line where she goes “hahaha! I’ve quite warmed to you! :)”
shoutout to all my other brainless bitches out there who keep seeing those posts like "✨ endwalker prep checklist!! make sure to do these things before maintenance starts!!✨" and simply nod in agreement and then scroll past without doing a single damn thing
I think there are three types of tanks. there's the noble protector STAND BEHIND ME type. there's the feral "oh god they're tearing the enemy apart with their teeth don't look it's horrifying" type. and then there's the cmaaan I'm just a little guy and it's my birthdaaaay type
shoutout to the very polite highlander man in my e5 normal raid roulette just now who got blasted off the edge by ramuh for like the third time and said "oh for the love of crumbcake"
just had an 8-man raid roulette in which there were ONLY catboys, bunny boys and middie boys..... and then there was roe fizzlebeef. the twink protector
I have come to truly believe over the last month or so that one of the simplest and best ways to have fun with the hit mmo final fantasy xiv is simply to pick a minion you have, name it, and get emotionally attached to its relationship with your wol
this is just my onion 🧅 but the way ppl on this site point to male npcs and write essays about how it is CANON they are in LOVE with the wol and you CAN’T ARGUE w the FACTS meanwhile lesbians on here get harassed for saying they think fictional women are gay is um. it’s uhhhhh
I dearly love and respect everyone whose xiv ocs are eldritch abominations or extremely edgy and Anime or big magical motherfuckers and I absolutely adore reading their stories but goddamn it if I can’t quit making my wol’s main personality trait simply She’s Just A Fuckin Guy
zero comes from an alternate universe full of monsters...... eats souls.... constantly making bargains..... likes apples............... my god this bitch is a death note shinigami
we wiped a bunch of times on the final boss bc we weren't very good at figuring out the mechanics but everyone was so positive..... I was giving her blackest night + oblation at every opportunity. if anything happens to her I will (redacted) everyone on this shard and then myself
Large Boulder, the size of Small Boulder, is completely blocking the east-bound lane of Highbridge at Wellwick Wood in Eastern Thanalan. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
speaking of garuda I just found this promo art I'd never seen before from all the way back in patch 2.2 and: HELLOOOOOOO ???
(mobile users please enjoy the new crop on this one)
love so much how the lore for this one is just "please someone do something we're trying to have a war but this chocobo won't stop killing literally everyone it sees"
so I’ve been playing ffxiv since 2016 and according to steam I recently hit 13,000 hours in game. please respond to this tweet w your /playtime numbers or steam hour count bc I either need to find someone with more hours than me or be bludgeoned to death with a rock. thanks
this is not spoiler talk I promise but I can't believe how much affection endwalker made me feel about so many characters.... I like ESTINIEN now. what the FUCK
btw if you tried the benchmark and feel like the colors are more washed out than you’d like, go into the benchmark settings and turn the gamma adjustment down (it defaults to 50 for some reason LMAO). it helped a lot in my case!!