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@robertwood2005

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Married, Atheist, Bookworm, Weird, Animal Lover, Musician... Pot stirrer, Mind Tweeker, Thought Provoker, Warm & Fuzzy...(sigh) please, no DM’s.

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1 year
I haven’t smoked weed in 40 years. Today is the day! Just fired up this delightful Blunt. My more wonderful than the average wonderful Niece and her husband gave me this big old blunt, it’s legal here. What fun!!!😊😊😊
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2 years
Diner crowd today. Counted 11 patrons.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Last feeding today. Met a new baby, actually. It’s the same one I was being impressed with because it’s really brave to be so young. Anyway, it’s a very cute little rascal. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
My best guess is Grabby was hit by an automobile around last October. While she’s definitely handicapped, she’s doing quite well. She can get around pretty good, and enjoys her life. Early on I worried about her. Now I’m sure she will be fine. Strong character!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
At least my familiars are here for the final curtain. I was most pleased to see Grabby today. She hasn’t been here for about a week. She will be fine. Good to see Showoff and Grumpy one more time. I love my patrons. They’re my friends. 😊😊❤️
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4 years
Is this true?
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2 years
Here’s my Grabby girl. This is probably the single sweetest Raccoon ever…anywhere…anytime!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
I found new babies today. These are very small compared to the usual crew. I’ve had at least 10 or 12 babies, now maybe 15. These are newbies that I haven’t seen before. What fun!!!😊🍸😊❤️
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1 year
After taking this video I noticed that Grabby was having trouble getting to the table, (too many patrons), so I brought an extra scoop down and put on the ground in front of her. Last I saw she was eating with gusto and defending her “special” serving. She’s “in” with management
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1 year
Crowd’s a bit bigger now.😊😊❤️
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2 years
Today’s lunch crowd. Everyone’s looking good!!!😊😊🍸😊❤️
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1 year
The last feeding at the Woodland Diner will be later this afternoon. The table has been removed and there’s about one more serving in the last bag of food. We now belong to history folks. I’ve had a blast over the years with the rottens. Has been great fun!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
First feeding this Tuesday afternoon. Even with Daniel working out back the gang is all here!!!😊😊❤️
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3 years
5:00 pm feeding at the Diner.😊😊🍸😊😊❤️
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3 years
I was uncertain as to the validity of this…so determined to ask my many fine Scottish Followers to verify for me.😳😳😳🥃😊😊😊❤️
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1 year
Demander and Grabby met me at the Patio. What a bunch of rotten Raccoons!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Nice 5:00 pm crowd at the Diner. Lots of babies. Grumpy’s back, grumping again. I was worried about her she’d been being so nice. She’s a good girl and actually no trouble at all. Just a fuss budget.😊😊❤️
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1 year
This is an old friend I think. Don’t know who for sure. I’ll just call it Pal. Once had one I called l called Pal…could be old Pal. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
Off we go! Today’s Nursery is popular. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
I brought food down and called for my patrons. They only ones I called by name were Grabby, Showoff, and Grumpy. No one responded but Showoff. Took about 15 seconds to come trooping in with her two babies right behind her. What sweethearts!!!😊😊❤️
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3 years
Pal Rocko’s here now. 😊😊🍸😊❤️
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2 years
First feeding today. Nice crowd at the Diner. Grumpy’s here, and Grabby. BTW I found pictures of Grumpy from 2 years ago. She’s been with me I’m sure for 3 years now. Considering their life expectancy is only about 3, she’s doing good! She’s a nice grump.😊😊🍸😊❤️
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2 years
An AR-15 fires a military round. It is NOT a hunting round. The weapon is designed to kill people, and people only. There’s no rational reason why any citizen should want or need an AR, or any other gun using the .223 round. Mass shootings are out of hand in the USA. It’s sad😬
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2 years
Grabby has forgiven me. She let me pet her, and feed her some food from the bowl! This makes me very happy! 😊😊❤️
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4 years
My crime partner came through her heart valve replacement just fine. She’s awake and sorta alert, a little nauseated which is normal for her and anesthesia. Probably be home tomorrow! Hats off to the entire surgical team! Those folks really rock!!!😊😊🍸❤️
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1 year
Grabby’s back. She skipped two days, and looks none the worse for it. She’s just found other things to do. Very proud of Grabby. Still lovable.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Some more of Grabby.😊😊❤️
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2 years
This years smallest baby making itself at home in the Palmetto tree. Quite comfy!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Mildly lighter crowd this afternoon. Good bunch though!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Wednesday the 8th was Teddy & Toby’s last night as Floridians. Now they’re Virginians! So are Zoom & I!! Yay… the move finally happened!!!😬😬🍸😜❤️
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1 year
One of our tiny new babies. Didn’t take long to figure out I was an easy touch for some good food! Sweet rascal!😊😊❤️
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1 year
My new neighbor. First video of this nice Possum. Hope we become good friends. Looks fat and happy!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Zoom & I are rarely in pictures together. That cute chick beside me is Zoom. Her two sisters are beside her, sister Lan, and sister Le. I have great sisters in law!!!😊😊❤️
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See, my new home has this nice deck for enjoying a cigar. It’s 50 F outside which is a mite brisk for a 20 year Floridian. Luckily, the previous owner left this great electric space heater, so I remain comfy with my stogie and Iced Espresso! Life is good!!!😊😊❤️
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2 years
Our friend Showoff. She has babies somewhere, maybe those in the Palmetto tree? 😊😊❤️
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3 years
Buttons is here today. Missed her yesterday. She’s comfortable with me very close. No bother at all. 😊😊🍸😊❤️
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8 years
@jaredtbh @dsheehy100 This is another victory of emotion over reason. There's no threat from Transgenders ! Never has been...ain't now !!!😎
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1 year
Popular me today…😊😊❤️
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1 year
New Pal met me coming down the hill, as did the Demander. They don’t like each other much. Got into a squabble so I didn’t feed either until we got to the Diner. 😊😊❤️
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4 years
Zoom is back home. 33 hours after entering the hospital for heart valve replacement surgery...she’s home! Wow!! She’s tired, but able to walk around which they want her to do. She’s eating. The time scale is fascinating. She really did very well! I’m so happy she’s back.😊🍸❤️
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1 year
Friday Frolics at the Woodland Diner.😊😊❤️
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1 year
The crowd is not diminishing. Lots of babies. This is a fun season here with lots of new babies.😊😊❤️
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5 years
The continuing saga of my Raccoon Herd! 😂😂😂🍸
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2 years
Only three at the Diner for first feeding, but Grabby was first in line. Before her injury she was always first! Now that she’s a little slower, she’s sometimes second…but she has an “in” with the management so she’s always included!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
The Woodland Diner may be closed for business…but not the Palmetto tree. Went down to empty my ashtray and found these two hanging about. Handsome wee cuties!!!😊😊❤️
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3 years
Sat down to view one little news item. Did not request a lap full of puppies. Got a lap full of puppies! Au Secours!!!
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1 year
Those of you who have been Following my videos of the Woodland Diner, I need to inform you that today I opened the last bag of feed. In the 7 - 10 days the Diner will cease to operate. The patrons will be fine. There’s plenty in the swamp to sustain them. I will miss them.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Showoff.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Last feeding today. The Diner’s been popular today!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Grabby, New Pal, and Grumpy. I actually know some of these! Great bunch!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Our house in Fl went on the market on Saturday. Today we signed a contract for cash, to close in two weeks. We’d rather be lucky than good any day!!!😜😜❤️
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1 year
Since today is National Mutt Day I’ll post my resident Mutts Teddy & Toby. Affectionately known as the Deconstruction Duo.😊😊❤️
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1 year
More of the Diner…😊😊❤️
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1 year
Diner’s busy again today. As long as no strangers are out here…it’s business as usual!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Big Nursery at the Diner!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Took this photo from my front porch about 12:15 pm. Beautiful sunny day here in Richmond, Virginia!😊😊🍸😊❤️
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2 years
This is the little boy I’ve been petting this morning. Brave little dude. Saw me coming with food and marched right up to me. Not shy at all except for loud noises. We’re buddies though.😊😊❤️
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2 years
Some more of Grabby. She’s a good looking girl Raccoon.😊😊❤️
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2 years
A Papaya tree Treeby. We’re about 4 or 5 feet apart and at eyeball level. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
A tiny bit more of the Diner…😊😊❤️
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2 years
Grabby at the Diner. Grumpy came back. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
Pal tries, but Pal is apparently not related to these other Raccoons. So Pal sneaks in, gets food and hustles to the underbrush to eat it. Very friendly with me. Pal has to be related to an earlier season of patrons. Gets fed anyway.😊😊❤️
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2 years
Here’s Wayne. ⁦ @anartdecodiva ⁩ named him Wayne. He’s a very nice and friendly Raccoon. I only know him by behavior, the way he acts with me. In a crowd I can’t recognize him. Raccoons are a challenge. Mostly look a lot alike!!!😊😊🍸😊❤️
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1 year
T & T in their new backyard. “Where’s the Palm trees”?😊😊❤️
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2 years
While I was taking pictures of the Treebies…I found myself being spied on from behind the Pine tree.😊😊❤️
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3 years
Sweetie😊😊❤️
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Pal.😊😊🍸😊❤️
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1 year
The Demander showed up. Gonna set up a vigil in case I relent and go buy more kibble. Zoom took her our leftover from KFC. Demander likes KFC. She’s a sweet girl.😊😊🍸😊
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1 year
First feeding. What fun!!!😊😊❤️
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3 years
Pal was first at the Diner today. She was fooling with me all the way down the hill. It’s a wonder I don’t end up on my head!!!😬😬🍸😊❤️
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2 years
My new little pal. This one greets me coming down the hill with food. Fools with my feet so I risk falling over on my head. Friendly rascal!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
No one working outside today, so the crowd is 😊😊❤️
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1 year
Teddy & Toby are so full of life!😂😂🍸😂😂
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1 year
More stuff at the Diner.😊😊❤️
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Big crowd for first feeding at the Diner. Over 20 of ‘em!!!😊😊❤️
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2 years
More babies at the Diner. I finally counted 7 adults and 4 babies this afternoon. The babies don’t run from me as much now. They notice Mom’s not panicked, so we don’t need to be probably. Grabby’s been with everybody the whole time. Family gathering. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
Working around the house again, traffic at the Diner is still light. At least Demander’s here, so I know somebody!😊😊❤️
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6 years
Pro-Lifers...Don’t even bother! You guys are literally putting innocent children in jails! Children !!! You know, those beings that exist outside the womb. You pretend it’s being strong on justice. Bullshit!!!! It’s wrong...it’s inhumane...it’s immoral!!!!
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2 years
Showoff’s babies are getting closer to me by the day!😊😊❤️
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2 years
This one reminds me so much of of my old friend Sweety. He’s a good looking adult and his brownish colored fur really looks good in our golden late afternoon sunshine. He is an adult male.😊😊❤️
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2 years
Second feeding today. It’s been interesting. I petted at least three that I’m sure I haven’t petted before. Maybe I’m just offering my hand around more? I don’t have an answer. It’s encouraging in any event.😊😊❤️
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Here’s Toby Muttinski Wood helping me read and watch the Sunset tonight. His brother had gone indoors to beg Zoom for food. Toby’s sorta photogenic.😊😊❤️
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My lovely Niece gave me this great bottle of Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel Bourbon, and my most wonderful Sister-in-law gave me the delicious Romeo & Julieta; I’m enjoying them both on this New Years Eve afternoon. I feel so decadent! I’m treated so special!!!😊😊❤️❤️❤️
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5 years
I think I love Canada! 😂😂😂🍸
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3 years
Great Diner crowd today.😊😊🍸❤️
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1 year
Off and running at the Diner. Cuteness abounds!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
The Diner bunch. Having a happy munch!!!😊😊❤️
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2 years
Fine crowd at the Diner today. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
First feeding this fine Monday. Nice bunch at the Diner.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Demander finally showed up. While being quite demanding … Demander is very cute about it. Very friendly Woodland neighbor.😊😊❤️
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1 year
Opossum, North Americas only Marsupial. Good to have around. I shall attempt to make this one prosperous!!!😊😊❤️ file:///var/tmp/com.apple.messages/com.apple.MobileSMS/LinkedFiles/ED57D76E-A49A-48D5-9825-4DDDDDBE2828/IMG_1155.heic
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3 years
More of new baby.😊😊🍸❤️
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1 year
This is too damned true…When will we ever learn?
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1 year
Went to empty my ashtray and noticed these three lounging in the Pine tree above the Diner. Comfy spot!!!😊😊❤️
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1 year
Four babies and two adults at the Diner. 😊😊❤️
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1 year
Smaller Diner crowd so far. 😊😊❤️
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