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rob crypt 🐞

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💀 ART THREAD 2023 💀 in almost no particular order, here's a thread of almost every piece of work i made this year i'll pin this post and add to it as i go on some pieces may still be available - feel free to dm me or email robcryptx @gmail .com for details 🛸

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vegan: oh this looks fine, it's labelled vegetarian but all the ingredients look fi... ingredients:

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doesn't anyone think it's a bit fishy that a company who are going through huge legal troubles have announced a dream festival line up with no refund policy for cancellations in the middle of a pandemic?

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say it ain't so i will not go turn the lights off carry me home

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Steve Dresser

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Pretty sure you've covered that Tesco.

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the only shock here is how some humans still think putting their hand (WITH SHARK FOOD IN IT) close to/in a shark's mouth will end any other way leave sharks the fuck alone and stop demonising them for behaving like sharks

@ABC

ABC News

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Shocking video shows a shark biting the finger of a woman that attempted to feed it in Western Australia, dragging her into the water. She escaped with a fracture and a torn ligament.

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don't wear thrasher if you've never done this

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[Vegan gets dumped] Friend: Plenty more fish in the sea. Vegan: No there isn't. Due to overfishing we could have fishless oceans by 2050.

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UK people: Where is our summer!? UK people: Oh here it is. Oh god. Oh no. This is too much. We didn't want all the summer all at once.

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gonna apply for bake off & do amazingly well. paul hollywood reaches out his hand. everyone gasps. i look him in the eye & slowly raise my middle finger at his big stupid face "your hand is not a privilege to shake, dickhead" i say. i remove my shirt to reveal a tattoo of jurgen

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I wish animal testing was just the process of asking a rabbit if your eyeliner looked alright.

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@zerstoerer @slimyswampghost genuinely just cry laughed at this. "run into the wall...tunnel, i mean"

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please take care of your goth friends in this weather. if they are showing signs of discomfort or fatigue, a small saucer of monster should perk them right up

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it's halloween 1st and the goths are at our most powerful

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cracking open a cold one with the many not the few

@jeremycorbyn

Jeremy Corbyn

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At the Solstice Bar at #Glastonbury . Looking forward to my 4pm speech at the Pyramid Stage.

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is everything ok babe, you've hardly touched your prince philip memorial sweet platter

@loveofhuns

loveofhuns x

3 years

That’s enough for today thank you very much x

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girl dinner

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER #Eurovision

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A friend of a friend rescued some lambs from a slaughterhouse today 🐑🐑🐑

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Hastings Direct: 0800 double-0 Me: 1066

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omg tesco have released vegan mini milks this is a good day

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watch the guy's sunglasses shoot off into outer space

@nbc4i

NBC4 Columbus

6 years

An alligator roaming through a central Florida neighborhood head-butted a trapper, knocking him out cold in a last-ditch effort to escape.

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this was a mid-process pic of my hair but you get the idea ❤️❤️❤️

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if we don't get a video of some pricks playing come on aileen in the pissing rain we've failed as a country

@DailyMirror

The Mirror

7 years

Brits warned to stay safe as Storm Aileen is set to hit UK - tonight

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wait. the simpsons opening credits starts with clouds. they're in purgatory. they cannot die because they're already dead, they're just waiting to "move on".

@jonnysun

jonny sun

7 years

the simpsons becomes INCREDIBLY tragic if u watch it as a show about a town of immortals

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everyone who has the extended character limit right now #twitter280

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i agree but also i can't see this and not think of the peanut butter baby vine

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claudia

1 year

this probably feels immaculate

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i need to go to bed but i just finished this and i want to show you all

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@tpspidge @dumpstxrfire i think you've misunderstood or neglected to notice the reason(s) we have non alcoholic cocktails

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most dog owners shouldn't be dog owners

@Zhane_Star

💫AstralWingz💫

10 months

Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this

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we all have the same 24 hours in the day and from what i can tell not enough of you are using that time to go into a dark, foggy forest to scream for a bit

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found this on facebook. they know how much power we have. do we?

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i just read a caption on instagram as "release the karen" instead of "release the kraken" and now i'm imagining an underwater sea monster that rises to the ocean surface to demand a word with the manager

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got married, had a class meal, came home, danced to alkaline trio with my wife, went for a walk in a forest with my wife, and now i'm watching a film and ordering a pizza with my wife. today has been absolutely class

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7 years

nowadays whenever i see a tory near a pig some pretty intense alarm bells start ringing

@michaelgove

Michael Gove

7 years

Somerset

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intense "gambled on a fart in wetherspoons" energy coming from this

@ThePopTingz

Pop Tingz

1 year

Andrew Tate shares new photo.

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i am the happiest person in the world today and nothing can change that. huge thanks to everyone i told my plans to who kept this a secret

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holly crypt 🕷️

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I finally stopped crying and saying ‘what the hell’ and ‘it’s perfect’ enough to come on here and actually tell some people what just happened. I can’t believe it. I’m so happy and SO in love with you @robcryptx 😭😭🥰💚🖤

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if this is your fave film then oh boy do i have an enormous painting you'll love

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Horror Flicks 🪓

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"you gave me one of the most special moments of my life, i wanted you to have one too" today i got to be the one that said yes to a proposal. every day i'm reminded why @_crucifucks is perfect for me 💚

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this is my happy place 🥰

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@feefal_ not saying i don't like it, but ever since i saw a tweet that said "steampunk is what happened when goths discovered brown" i've never been able to see it the same way

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goths asking if their date is a top or bottom like "so are you an as above or a so below?"

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4 years

everyone who's angry at this has never heard miley cyrus sing

@KerrangMagazine

Kerrang!

@KerrangMagazine

4 years

Miley Cyrus is working on a Metallica covers album.

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this is a new and interesting way to publicly announce you can't make someone orgasm

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Stop everything and look at this. Baby elephant's first time on the beach. http://t.co/vdIhjsk8xT

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been working on a trick'r'treat hand today. should have the knuckles done tomorrow or monday

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guy fieri is just nu-metal paul hollywood

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the cancellation and revival of brooklyn 99 was so quickly sorted and it played out like an episode of brooklyn 99

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🔥🔥 (ALMOST) 6K GIVEAWAY 🔥🔥 to thank you all for helping me reach (almost) 6000 followers i thought i'd celebrate by giving away a custom wooden hand!! to enter: like & retweet this tweet (quote tweets won't be counted), and tag a friend GOOD LUCK 💚

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Mate, that's that Mercedes logo not the peace symbol #MillionMaskMarch

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Coming soon to an ambulance near you. http://t.co/HRHOMY8FN5

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i really hope it's real and goes ahead safely, but i can't help but view it with an air of cynicism

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whenever anyone does this to a house i just assume they have no taste or imagination and have to resort to committing crimes like this for attention

@aIIegoricaI

Adam James Pollock

2 years

The before and after photos for a “stunning new renovation” I’ve just seen on Instagram

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Last night I painted Patrick Bateman onto a page from American Psycho.

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4 years

why are you wearing that stupid wip suit?

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i know people say winter and cold weather is worst for your mental health but honestly heatwaves make me so much more miserable. i'm sweaty and claggy all day every day, can't concentrate for work and struggle to sleep. bring on winter immediately

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2/2/22 is the best day of my life. i'm so excited for our future together 💚💍💍

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holly crypt 🕷️

2 years

So uh... we got legally married today 🥰 I couldn't be happier, I'm so excited that I'm your wife 🥺 today has been absolutely perfectly chilled and exactly what we wanted. I love you @robcryptx 💚

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"oh come on, i'm a walkin' skeleton! isn't that scary?"

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the shadow skeleton monster thing from disney's "the haunted house" (1929) had no business bringing this much ass to his performance

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i am not complaining about people being hyped about the halloween stuff in home sense and tk maxx but please keep that energy for the small businesses and independent artists selling their work on here

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@Xhakaed @empressxrising i had a go at growing peppers over the summer. they take up a lot of space, need to be repotted, need plant foods and i even had to buy a greenhouse for them. that's not even covering the time and knowledge required. anyone who thinks it's easy and quick is an idiot

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we make prints. we make stickers. we make pins. some of us offer payments in installments to help spread the cost. we do what we can to make our work accessible. stop pretending we don't.

@NerdGirlOnlyFan

🤤NerdGirl Manda🥵

@NerdGirlOnlyFan

2 years

@JennyYokobori Can artists make things more accessible to the poor then??? These apps are flashes in the pan, but it does give some people the chance to see themselves drawn in a way that was not available to them before.

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in every before and after posted on twitter we see a lovely house that's full of character and just needs a bit of redecorating turned into some faceless grey bullshit and i'm sick of it

@catjadaa

Cat

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i love stuff like this

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anything can be a ufo if you're really bad at identifying things

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"Animal we kept in captivity for over two decades has died and now we have to pretend to care about him and not the money we made from him"

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SeaWorld

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We’re saddened to announce the passing of Tilikum, a beloved member of the SeaWorld family for 25 years.

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hehehe no YOU hang up first

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"no, i'm killing boys" dropping on sept 5th at 6pm (gmt)

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this is a sex positive account. we take that lubricant and turn it into a lubrican

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i just finished making this for my brother, and if i could post this with a sound it would 100% be the henry zebrowski guitar noise 🎸🎸🎸 last podcast on the left themed jaggy skull. hail satan. hail yourself.

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4 years

every day this tweet becomes even more relevant

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@CNN

CNN

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"I would never have imagined in a million years that I would get this virus the way that I did." A healthy 30-year-old man went to a crowded bar. He ended up in a hospital on a breathing tube

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i'd like to bring it to everyone's attention that today is the first day that hugo has let me pick him up for a cuddle

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sleep tight, old boy. it was an honour to be your human 💚

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8 years

Every My Chemical Romance fan right now.

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7 years

electricity hole

@farrahrized

👑 Farrah Moan

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When you really need the electricity hole to work

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🎶 coming outta my cave and i've been doing just fine 🎶 or whatever it was the killers said

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Went to a wedding today. Instead of taking some cake home I took a tray of watermelon.

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every day you don't shit yourself you're one day closer to the next day when you shit yourself. nobody knows when anyone's "shit your pants day" is, be kind and stay humble

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BB🫶🏾

11 months

People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?

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I've just discovered Mimi Choi on Instagram and I can't deal with how remarkably talented she is. My mind is blown.

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"you gotta see the shape of this fuckin' guy who just walked in" art the clown, terrifier (2016)

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some of you are gonna get to your 30s and realise acting like you're too mature or cool for fun stuff is incredibly boring. let yourself enjoy stuff

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megan

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im not customizing my home screen i am 24 years old

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give 'em the ol' ✨razzle dazzle✨

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7 years

Stop fucking about putting 4mm of a different flavour at the top of a tub and bring vegan ice cream to the UK you nobheads.

@benandjerrysUK

Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡

@benandjerrysUK

7 years

After months of secrecy we can finally lift the lid on our new range. Say hello to Topped!

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managed to find a super old print from like 2014/2015. the text is taken from a ray bradbury quote about doing the thing, that you must "leap from the cliff and build your wings on the way down" still kinda like it, it's fun to see how my style has developed since then

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holly's favourite animal crossing character is molly so i painted her onto a hand

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also if i'm being totally serious, most horror fans are terrible gatekeepers who refuse to watch more than 5 films and can't accept that quite a lot of horror films fall into the "so shit it's quite good" category

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Horror Flicks 🪓

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Unpopular Opinions: Horror Edition

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"after the main service i'm going to read a poem if you'd like to stick around?"

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although he's better known as a drummer it's worth remembering joey jordison was also a great guitarist. he was excellent in the murderdolls

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i think i've peaked. this "skeleton key" incense holder is one of the best things i've ever made

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[On a date] Date: You're one in a million Me: No I'm not. There's only half a million vegans in the UK. I'm one in half a million. I'm vegan

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it's really close to feeling like hell, we're miserable and a few of us want to die so i'd say we're in our element right now

@AyoCaesar

Ash Sarkar

2 years

How are the goths holding up, you lot doing ok?

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celebrated my adhd diagnosis by going to the post office and forgetting to take the package

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you're in her dm's i'm obliterating her toilet we are not the same

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@tpspidge @dumpstxrfire it's not so much about being offended as it is about you being painfully unfunny

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6 years

peta just came to my house and demanded i stop referring to my dick as my ham javelin :(

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5 years

does this mean he hates him or wants to fuck him?

@Independent

The Independent

5 years

David Cameron calls Boris Johnson a 'greased piglet'

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even if we ignore the pandemic, if you go to a beach, shit in a box and leave it there you're the absolute worst kind of person and you deserve what's coming to you

@domdyer70

dominic dyer

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12 tonnes of rubbish left on Bournemouth beach yesterday. People had even defecated in burger boxes & left on beach. We are creating a pandemic & pollution hell on Earth #Covid19UK #plasticpollution

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finished this one today 🌿

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2 years

😍💀

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oh- my twitchy, witchy girl coraline hand commission / this one was so much fun to make!

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🕸️ spooky season intensifies 🕸️ went from a fun kinda half mullet of sorts to a grey buzz cut with a spiderweb in it for halloween. so excited to play more with my hair like this photos and work by jesdoeshair_ on instagram 🎃

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