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mau

@rllydu

4 years

bro dont ask me what my tweets meant or who it was about, i just get random thoughts and send tweet

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2 months

i hope this email sucks you off

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8 years

*play wrestling w my gf* me: be careful she's small and fragile also me: RKO her

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18 days

she buzz on my balls and i beat her box til we both go 4loko

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5 months

big day for guys who hate their girlfriend

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3 months

@katttesquad i just lock in on one person and make them the decision maker, i usually try to go for the one that looks the most nervous

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1 month

bugs be like: fuck it we small

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11 days

i told yall

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18 days

good things come to those who tweet good

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1 month

she said she wont bounce on it, she got riders block

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2 months

smoke sesh full of gays? nah, thats a fruit roll up

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2 years

imagine working at the dallas zoo and you clock in and your manager tells you that you have to go find a leopard

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3 months

@katttesquad thats a real grindset!🫡

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@rllydu

4 months

just a heads up yall, they do NOT do bottle service at chilis

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5 months

@kittyybladee they have been awaiting this day for generations

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@rllydu

3 months

JD Vance when his mom would come home from work high as fuck

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@rllydu

11 years

when leonardo dicrapio does wina n oscar http://t.co/JBpiwy9z3d

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@rllydu

10 days

when the uber driver is so bad that you should’ve just driven drunk

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4 months

to be(nder) or not to be(nder), that is the question

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2 months

@breolinger u can only do the hard drugs bc its in the name

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@rllydu

8 years

it should be my gpa but its actually my bank account balance

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@rllydu

11 months

spotify wrapped told me that i should move to tempe, arizona

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@rllydu

10 years

when chuck bass said "im chuck bass" http://t.co/tGbUr0BSaZ

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5 years

we got london on da traack

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@rllydu

4 months

when i delete a tweet its not out of embarrassment, it is for gatekeeping reasons. that shit was a limited release!!

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@rllydu

9 years

couples at utsa...

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@rllydu

3 years

heres proof:)

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@rllydu

2 months

@seriouslysnusk report the email, not me

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@rllydu

5 years

when i was a kid, i used to bag my parents groceries at HEB as fast as possible, in hopes that they would offer me a job on the spot

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@rllydu

18 days

good things come to those who tweet good

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4 months

imagine hating me and im just out here getting 6 likes on my tweets

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3 months

is this something?

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1 month

who up feeling the gravity of the situation

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4 months

imagine getting fired on fw me friday, like they really don’t fw you

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2 months

a dating app where people swipe on you based on your twitter drafts

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4 years

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@rllydu

2 months

everything shower before guys night because you never know

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12 days

big things happening!!

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@rllydu

4 years

i made my own:)

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3 months

@bythedol @wimdawgg okay, creep

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@rllydu

2 years

saw my old AP physics teacher at work the other night and this was the first thing he mentioned when he saw me

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@rllydu

5 years

me trying to interrupt my tables conversation to see if theyre ready to order

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@rllydu

2 months

one hell of a setup

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@rllydu

5 months

to the 5-7 mutual who are constantly liking my tweets: yall are on my life insurance plan

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@rllydu

18 days

@gettingrooovy i am heating up!!

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@rllydu

11 years

who didnt play tonight? http://t.co/oMCGXTuw4P

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@rllydu

6 years

if u get offended when women say “men aint shit”.... u prolly aint shit

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@rllydu

2 months

does this count as liking my own tweet?

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@rllydu

11 years

thank u @IHOP for being there for me when @NISD let me down http://t.co/0XqWzNNlq6

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@rllydu

10 years

#ifwedate #ohwaitwearedating http://t.co/uNgE8nI1go

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@rllydu

3 months

i just had two beers, everyone turn off your replies

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@rllydu

1 month

made her a playlist so she’ll let me hit, call that discover freakly

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@rllydu

5 years

drinking games but with espresso shots, the first one to go into cardiac arrest loses

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@rllydu

3 months

as a man, if you get offended when women say “men ain’t shit”… you prolly ain’t shit

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@rllydu

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@rllydu

29 days

they could never make me hate you

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@rllydu

3 months

fake ass lover, i saw you not like her picture because her boyfriend is in it

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@rllydu

5 years

the neighbourhood is EASILY one of the most underrated musical groups if this generation

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@rllydu

1 month

being mexican all by yourself, beautiful?

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@rllydu

30 days

bring back twitter circles, i wanna show favoritism on here

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@rllydu

4 years

the fucking fish tank broke at kona LMFAOOO

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@rllydu

7 years

when youre serving and you ask your tables how theyre doing.... but nobody asks how youre doing

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@rllydu

1 month

dry humping your girlfriend of two weeks in your rich friends home theater room is a lost art btw

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@rllydu

2 months

asking the bouncer if bouncing on it is in his job description (he gave me a concussion)

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@rllydu

30 days

how the tweet that i swore was gonna do numbers looks at me when it gets 3 (three) likes

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@rllydu

9 years

when ur car is undamaged

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@rllydu

2 months

guys fr

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2 months

if someone throws a twitter party, all i ask is that yall let me bartend

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@rllydu

2 months

driving the girls home from girls night is not for the weak

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@rllydu

5 years

does every restaurant have that one manager that could effectively be replaced by 5th grader?? or that just el chap?

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@rllydu

4 years

i think that hell is just being stuck in 1604 and culebra traffic for all of eternity

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@rllydu

30 days

breaking sober september but in a god fearing way

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@rllydu

22 days

im half gay on my moms side

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@rllydu

12 days

psychedelics are so fun when you dont have an entity in your ear telling you where you went wrong in life

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@rllydu

4 years

lets start this week off right

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@rllydu

3 years

so we have a koi pond at paesanos, and one time when i was serving i fell all the way in that mf🤕

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@rllydu

8 years

*finals coming up* me: "time to start studying" also me: "poison someone so that they die during the test and the whole class gets an A"

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@rllydu

6 years

so youre tellin me that having a dab pen is a FELONY but ASSAULT AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE are misdemeanors...

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@rllydu

12 days

bro… this shit is lowkey bananas

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@rllydu

1 month

i will be force feeding a banana to each one of my coworkers today

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@rllydu

1 month

never ordering groceries curbside again… asked for 4 bananas…

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@rllydu

14 days

acting like i dont have a beautiful girl and delicious tapas waiting for me at the table

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@rllydu

17 days

decided to keep it chill and lowkey

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@rllydu

17 days

yall mind if i have a big fat sandwich for lunch?

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@rllydu

3 months

u make life long friends on this app

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@rllydu

3 years

i cant stop ubering sometimes i black out and wake up in a different state it is tearing my family apart

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Which addiction is yours?

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@rllydu

2 months

getting super addicted to hard drugs and tearing my family apart so that my daughter can win american idol one day

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@rllydu

15 days

imagine getting 7 likes

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@rllydu

9 years

we accept the sleep we think we deserve

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8 years

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@rllydu

4 months

scaring the hoes with my soft, gentle soul

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@rllydu

14 days

“what are we getting into tonight??!” love bro. we’re getting into love.

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@rllydu

5 years

now more than ever

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@rllydu

5 years

hide and seek hit DIFFERENT in the old hemisfair park

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@rllydu

4 years

no signal, no power, just vibes😔✌️

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@rllydu

11 years

I LOVE MY TEAM http://t.co/5PDqFYuGiV

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@rllydu

1 month

never ordering groceries curbside again… asked for 4 bananas…

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@rllydu

5 months

filming the workers at build-a-bear so they put extra stuffing in my bear

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@rllydu

10 years

slidin into ur dms like #latif

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@rllydu

10 years

when you stay up until 3 am finishing an assignment and ur teacher ends up giving the whole class an extension http://t.co/kDrvsB1li9

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@rllydu

6 years

the brotherhood of the traveling juul

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@rllydu

2 months

0 likes on a tweet: empowering, inspirational, speaking your truth 1 like on a tweet: sad, kinda pathetic, you liked your own tweet didn’t you?

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