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@riverpls

10 months

💫 MY TOP 25 FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2023!

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river

@riverpls

10 months

new kid cudi got me feeling

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1 year

i’ve been quoting “you’re wearing a fucking wire man” since pretty much the birth of youtube and sometimes i’ll say it forgetting where it’s actually from, thinking it’s from a movie, so everyone is like “wtf are you quoting?” don’t sleep on the masterpiece that is bedussey

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@takethis2yrgay

1 year

can ppl quote with their fav fall out boy acting moments ?? this one tree hill clip is the light of my life ??

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2 years

@Chiefs henne bringing this team to a playoff win was not on my bingo card but i’m prayin

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2 years

@falloutboy monumentour part 2 when

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2 years

@RonnieRadke you’re all talk grandpa lmao

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2 years

@shootinganangel i think lana del ray and melanie stans should deactivate because wtf

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@riverpls

6 months

dude used to dm me and tell me what and what not to post, how to speak on certain topics, silence me when i wanted to speak on his behavior when he’d act an ass on stage, tweet something horrific, have an awful opinion, etc. he is toxic to the core and i ain’t forget any of it.

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@riverpls

10 months

@ChaseMit oh boy this guy sucks

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@riverpls

6 months

oh FUCK no these fans stay being insanely delusional

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@riverpls

2 years

@nbcsnl this is going to be the first episode of snl i’ve watched since 2013

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@riverpls

5 months

once in a while, i really sit and think too much about d*d. that band wasn't just a band that i loved, they were a massive part of my life for so long. seriously, it was like they were part of my dna. a whole decade, just for it to go down the way it did...

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@riverpls

2 years

@PhilAnthonyRod @nathaliejacoby1 he’s a war criminal lol

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@riverpls

2 years

funny how when andy cizek spoke up against t****n, the dude got incredibly defensive and responded with such vitriol and bitterness and now the same thing’s happening with ronnie… kinda feel bad for andy man

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@riverpls

2 years

@andycizek spoiler alert: ronnie is projecting and retaliating by trying to come off as a tough guy who shouldn’t be messed with or else he’ll bReAk YoUr JaW dude’s a clown and we’ve always known that sorry you have to go through all this andy! you’ve got people who’ve got your back!

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@riverpls

5 months

@anathemadi @WHILEYOUREACT @gvnsforhandss this is by far the lamest thing i’ve ever seen someone admit to doing lmfao wtf

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@riverpls

2 years

@falloutboy love it when joe’s balls are just out for the world to see

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@riverpls

2 years

@BB_NoContext don’t care how annoying he was this was hilarious

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@riverpls

10 months

@concertleaks everybody acting like they got replaced by panic or something lol

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@riverpls

2 years

@TheBoiSantana @Swagg oh damn what’s good timmy no thumbs

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@riverpls

1 year

@Omayrafontanez4 @BBFeedsFairy can we not just throw that word around anytime you personally don’t like when a houseguest is being flirtatious lmao jesus

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@riverpls

10 months

@antiquation beautiful oblivion deserved grammys for christ’s sake

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@riverpls

2 years

@Swagg @timthetatman @CallofDuty this shit is actually infuriating though

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@riverpls

5 months

anyway, no one is going to care for this rant. some mutuals might even see this and think, ew wtf? but for some ridiculously moronic reason i felt like publicly sharing. fuck d*d, fuck abusers, fuck r*pe apologists. disregard and goodnight.

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@riverpls

5 months

it really feels like a heartbreak, sometimes. so much time and passion invested. i'm just watching old music videos and concerts remembering tim and it all just floods back in. i miss geeking out over them. i miss being in the know. i miss that account and posting about them...

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@riverpls

4 months

@iminslowtown these two actually being a part of one photo is scaring tf out of me

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@riverpls

5 months

i really miss being a part of such a strong and passionate community... i knew as soon as they would inevitably start releasing new music and announcing shit again that it would badly get to me. i hate them for the decisions they made. i hate it so much.

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@riverpls

2 years

@meritforsadness ain’t no way stef

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@riverpls

4 months

albums that have gagged me so far in 2024

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@riverpls

2 years

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR!!! my top 22 favorite songs of 2022! 💫

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@riverpls

1 year

hot take: if you want to go to see a band that’s not headlining on a bill and you want to leave when your favorite band ends their set, you shouldn’t be crucified by elitists saying how disrespectful and shitty you are. yes, this is about pierce the veil and the used.

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@riverpls

5 months

i'm so thankful for the people i met, the memories made, and the experiences i had while it lasted. my family loves talking about the feels bad man video to this day lmfao and i have to just be like, yeah, good times. i'm gonna go cry now.

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@riverpls

6 months

just saw the news…….

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@riverpls

5 months

@rosecoloredcami @skeletontrj it’s where i belong by switchfoot

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@riverpls

1 year

i already know these are the albums that are making the top of my aoty list this year

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@riverpls

1 year

easily the best post-hardcore album of the year. so much happening, yet so cohesive. ska, hip hop, rap rock, screamo, funk, horns, easter eggs and a spoken-word send off to close the album? i'm such a sucker for albums like this. @pulsesVA deserve THE WORLD!! congrats ya'll. 👏

pulses. 🐦

@pulsesVA

1 year

The third pulses. album 'It Wasn't Supposed To Be Like This' is out now! 💿 : 🎶 : 👕 :

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@riverpls

7 months

@Discog_Pod @badomenscult @therequiemband the requiem actually makes exciting and riveting music this is a no brainer

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@riverpls

1 year

💫 my top 20 favorite songs of 2023... (so far) 💫 (it was so hard making this list. i cannot imagine making one for the end of 2023.)

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@riverpls

1 year

say what you will about olivia rodrigo but this woman knows how to write a great screaming in your car anthem

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@riverpls

10 months

@concertleaks hoping that's as close as he gets to that band lmao

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@riverpls

1 year

@numetal_moment @pulsesVA RUN THE GHOULS BABY

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@riverpls

9 months

someone airdropped me this at the gay bar

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@riverpls

10 months

@LordRedPill @1andonlycamille @misandresther man the irony is unfathomable lmao you would not even be alive and tweeting dumbass brain dead takes if it wasn’t for a woman you fuckwad

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@riverpls

10 months

💫 MY TOP 20 FAVORITE SONGS OF 2023!

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@riverpls

1 year

one of the most insane moments in the history of this show #bb25

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@DanGheesling

1 year

11 years ago today 😂 ☠️ thanks for the reel @CBSBigBrother #BB25

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@riverpls

1 year

@sharontharp Dr. Will randomly halfway through the interview

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@riverpls

2 years

vikings choked a wild card game at home don’t text

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@riverpls

2 years

nobody told me this was gonna be an ass shaker… GOD DAMN! congrats @pulsesVA on the new song. ps: that fade in to “run the ghouls” 🤯

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@riverpls

1 year

@vank1rk @NikNocturnal nailed it

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@riverpls

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@riverpls

1 year

@RiffXAstley fall out boy

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@riverpls

8 months

@NicestClocks @theneedledrop @jonathanallen44 oh you’re actually stupid hahaha

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@riverpls

1 year

@Kraaagothian @ThyArtIsMemes2 pov: you actually have no idea what you’re talking about

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@riverpls

1 year

IT'S PULSES. BABY BUT DON'T FORGET THE PERIOD

pulses. 🐦

@pulsesVA

1 year

LOAFERS WITH THE WHITE SOCKS featuring @nightlife_xo , @DickDollar1 , & @reallyGavinCole stream:

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@riverpls

2 years

went private because my boss said she found my ig and my heart dropped to my asshole

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@riverpls

2 years

not me btw i just want this to be publicly known ‼️

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@riverpls

1 year

G.I.N.A.S.F.S??? 14 YEAR OLD ME (as well as 28 year old me) IS CRYIN

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@riverpls

9 months

lexa gates was one of my favorite finds of last year and she’s not nearly as popular as she should be

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@girlsinrap

9 months

Lexa Gates so smooth with it 😮‍💨

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@riverpls

8 months

just got my first direct deposit from my new job… people who say money can’t buy happiness are truly psychotic because i feel like god rn

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@riverpls

2 years

i think she likes the haircut

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@riverpls

1 year

bold of drake to be calling anything overrated and over-awarded lmao

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@PopBase

1 year

Drake calls Childish Gambino's ‘This Is America’ “overrated and over-awarded” in his tour visuals: “The overrated and over-awarded hit song ‘This Is America’ was originally a Drake diss record.”

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@riverpls

1 year

are people just now finding out about 40 minute albums? christ lol

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@_JamesGtfo

1 year

The Fame Monster is 34 minutes. This isn’t an album it’s a glorified EP. Sick and tired of short songs and short albums.

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@riverpls

2 years

@rayarevolution @andycizek tagging him in a tweet involving an allegation against ronnie is not defamation of a character… how come falling in reverse stans are so fucking brain dead? lmao

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@riverpls

2 years

there’s no greater vengeance than learning to enjoy again ✨

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@riverpls

8 months

everytime twenty one pilots return and are back on their lore shit i always fold like a god damn lawn chair

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@infernoena

8 months

hm..

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@riverpls

6 months

the way people have been making fake tour posters for over a year now as a meme of all these horrible, awful, no good, scumfuck bands together JUST for it to actually happen…….

🎰🧃Dance Gavin Dance🍓

@DGDtheband

6 months

We are pleased to announce that we will be joining @fallinginreverse THIS fall as part of The Popular Monstour II World Domination tour— Tickets are go on sale Friday at 10am! 🤘🏻

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@riverpls

8 months

@G0NERSLEEPERS there’s definitely been a heavy indication that he’s just a figment of tyler’s imagination

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@riverpls

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@riverpls

1 year

oh it’s scorpio season now that explains the tingling in my balls

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@riverpls

1 year

@tshmke mans straight bloopin

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@riverpls

5 months

i had to bend down to take a selfie in this tiny ass mirror

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@riverpls

4 months

@MichaelSchemme1 @BitsHammer @citizenpew well certainly no educated person is named michael schemme either by the looks of things

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@riverpls

1 year

i must say this may just be the best rock album i’ve heard this year. and probably the best piece of work kamtin has ever written. it’s incredible, it’s raw, and it’s real. thank you @chaingangof1974 for a remarkable album. 🤘

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@riverpls

10 months

@fuckingmanwh0re there’s a good chance a fall out boy demo from 15 years ago ends up charting for real

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@riverpls

9 months

@JerseyShade @A_dawg956 hot take but ian’s reaction is the best part about this lmao (if the clip was 20 seconds longer) dude was absolutely stunned

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@riverpls

6 months

@withsailsahead wow this albums fuckin' rules. ironic how the last song is titled is this really it? because, wow, that went by so fast and didn't want it to end. love ya'll @withsailsahead , congrats on the new album. give it some LOVE ✨

Infinite Void

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@riverpls

11 months

@Vikings thought dobbs was the answer but i say we give hall another shot

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@riverpls

9 months

@falloutboy oh haha look it’s been a whole year already lol

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@riverpls

4 months

guys can you tell i have an alien baby with me

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@riverpls

2 years

@reqsketch absolutely but he’s so vulnerable and is such an easy target because of it and it’s hard to watch 😔 really feeling for him

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@riverpls

9 months

ALL HAIL TO ANDY REID’S ICE STACHE WE’RE MOVIN’ ON TO THE DIVISIONAL BABY

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@riverpls

2 years

@bradtaste careful he’s gonna think you committed a felony or some shit just for speaking your mind lmao

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@riverpls

6 months

feel is the best sleeping with sirens album

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@riverpls

2 years

@the_cozy_rep one girl at kerrang straight up asked pete about him “soft launching” brendon urie’s wife’s pregnancy and it was so incredibly hard to watch… such a personal situation and you can tell pete still feels awful. lot of out of pocket interviewers in the alternative and rock scene.

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@riverpls

11 months

@TomKiely_ everything here is a 10/10 and ya can’t say that about a lot of metcalcore bands

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@riverpls

5 months

@callingafter as if it’s not their best and most mature album yet lol

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@riverpls

8 months

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@riverpls

11 months

@TheTayMack did u win

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@riverpls

7 months

i don’t care if you saw the pros and cons of breathing being played for the first time in 17 years it should’ve been me

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@truantzwave

7 months

Fall Out Boy - “The Pros and Cons of Breathing” live tonight for the first time in 17 years

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@riverpls

5 months

got way too high and stared at a cat for too long and now i’m confused

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@riverpls

2 years

@FIRChristian @theburiedjack being transphobic is ring wing ideology especially in today’s political climate… and the tom macdonald comment isn’t far fetched either considering ronnie has written really similar things so 🤷🏻‍♂️ either embarrass it or stop pretending like you don’t fit the bill dog

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@riverpls

10 months

@EliLikesRice peace and love only for people who are bigots lol

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@riverpls

2 years

living in central minnesota can be a cool thing sometimes

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@riverpls

7 months

IF YOU WERE AT FALL OUT BOY IN MINNEAPOLIS YOU ARE AMONG THE LUCKIEST FANS OF ALL TIME i will never ever forget this night… single best night of my entire life

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@riverpls

9 months

wait you’re not supposed to hydrate with the bong water after every rip???

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@riverpls

7 months

“only losers go to emo nites” “abandon emo nites” “emo nites are for rich posers”

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@riverpls

5 months

it is genuinely insane to me that people do not fuck with the cool shit turnover has done on recent albums. ya'll want them to make the peripheral vision album over and over and OVER again instead of making groovy ass sad music, that is dope btw. anyway....