Happy birthday to the only person who is allowed to be the center of attention at all times
@thedoublegemini
I love you you have such a special place in my cold small heart💛
With everything happening in this world I’m really thankful for all the homies as crazy as you all are you guys keep me sane (I’ll never say anything nice like this ever again)
Everyone has rankings for crushes and boyfriends but what about the funniest person of the week? I already won this week so taking submissions for next week good luck
Just wanted to tell you guys I left work so early to get drunk yesterday went to tan then get sushi and then watched the sunset can someone else save lives so I can live a happier life
funniest accounts of the week:
1.
@ringpopwhore
(held hostage at 9-5)
2.
@arcmusicfest
(consistent bangers)
3.
@crssdfest
(EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU SO RELEASE YOUR LINEUP)
We are at an adult "pool party" and my husband put on his bathing suit before we came here and I tried to explain to him that no one was actually going to be swimming. Anyway, he is now in the pool by himself while everyone else is standing around the edges sipping cocktails.