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Amateur writer for the Texas Rangers.

Joined August 2024
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@StaceyMaeRanger
Stacey Mae
16 days
@Rangers WE ARE REPEATING. WE ARE GOING BACK TO BACK. WWWWWW
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Stacey Mae
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Okay guys let's try this again. Giving away this Wyatt Langford signed rookie card! RT and Like for an entry! Comment your favorite Ranger for an extra entry!! Winner announced Monday at 7pm! Must be following to win! #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
21 days
A proud father. Leody needed that so badly. #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
11 days
A lot of people think I'm insane. I'm just passionate. This fanbase is too friendly. I want to spread hate and malice. If you're an astros fan I want you put down like a rabid dog. I'm not sweet like the old heads that sit in the Lexus Club. #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
17 days
Putting on a hat everytime langford gets a hit #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
12 days
Oh my god????,
@Rangers
Texas Rangers
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On Thursday, we Rock.
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Stacey Mae
8 days
I'd like to start a dialogue.
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Stacey Mae
9 days
Can't remember the last time a Ranger got out of a jam like that.
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Stacey Mae
23 days
@ProspectTimes Very cool. Load management. Time for him to grind this offseason. My 2nd favorite pitching prospect after Rocker.
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Stacey Mae
10 days
Leave a like or comment and I'll put you in the StaceyMae Fanclub GC. We will wage war for Rangers twitter.
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MLB
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Ezequiel Durán and Josh H. Smith each collect 2 RBI in the @Rangers victory over the Angels.
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Stacey Mae
13 days
Who up.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
Rangers desperately needed to win tonight. Astros lost. Mariners losing.
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Stacey Mae
8 days
Chris Young every year for some reason.
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Stacey Mae
12 days
The Rangers are 6.5 Games behind a Wild Card spot. They have DeGrom, Rocker, and Scherzer on the way. If all 3 of them are dominant, and Heaney and Bradford shove, there's a legitimate chance. #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
18 days
@BRWalkoff @JoelReuterBR Bro put elly over Corey seager
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Stacey Mae
11 days
I said Astros lost about an hour ago and he said "no they didn't dumbass"
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Stacey Mae
26 days
@LuffyTopOne You're a fat moron
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Stacey Mae
18 days
@Rangers Umpire should be shot in the parking lot. Bangford bangs.
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Stacey Mae
15 days
Put that mf at 2nd tonight for an inning
@kennlandry
kennedi landry
15 days
Elvis Andrus signing a one-day contract to retire as a member of the Rangers. Michael Young and Ron Washington on hand.
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Stacey Mae
17 days
@00htani ??? Is this a flex??? She looks like shit!!!! She ain't a real eater like me!!!!
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Stacey Mae
17 days
He has been hurt all year. Anyone who couldn't tell is a fool. He winces everytime he runs or slides. 30 HR season with a destroyed hip. He deserves 5 months of rest.
@McFarland_Shawn
Shawn McFarland
17 days
Corey Seager is going on the injured list with a hip injury, according to Rangers GM Chris Young.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
If the Rangers win tonight I'll post titty.
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Stacey Mae
15 days
The Rangers will let Eovaldi walk. Money will be spent kn upgrading at catcher. Most likely a Carson Kelly extension with Jonah at backup. They'll also buy a DH and lock up Robertson and Yates for another 2 years each. Rocker Bradford Heaney Leiter Gray Will be our rotation
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Stacey Mae
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@billyinpurple Dawg 💀💀💀
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Stacey Mae
12 days
Bellinger is a must aquire player for the Rangers imo. Can split time at 1st and outfield and DH. Fills every need we have while keeping Lowe. Plus he would be reunited with Seager.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
@Rangers IM SQUIRTING OUT MY BUTT LETS GOO
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Stacey Mae
14 days
Josh Jungs sprint speed this year is up significantly. 27.9 ft per second. 19mph Last season was 26.8 feet per second. 18mph Might not seem like much but it is a noticeable uptick.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
If we go 15 and 3, there's actually a chance.
@rangers__nation
Rangers Nation ⚾️
11 days
Update: The Rangers would have to go 11-7 to finish at .500
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Stacey Mae
14 days
DeGrom and Rocker next year are gonna be the best 1-2 punch in baseball.
@RidersBaseball
Frisco RoughRiders
14 days
deGrominant again! 🔥 Jacob deGrom is done in Frisco after: 4.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5⃣ K Tune in: 📱 Bally's Live App 📺 🎙️ T5 | WCH 0 , FRI 1 #LetsRide
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Stacey Mae
14 days
DURAN MENTIONED RAAAA
@MLB
MLB
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Ezequiel Durán and Josh H. Smith each collect 2 RBI in the @Rangers victory over the Angels.
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Stacey Mae
13 days
If Garcia got a Turkish hair transplant using the skin on the bottom of his balls, he would have so much aura and post a 50 HR season.
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Stacey Mae
10 days
You guys have 0 idea how life changing the next 4 days will be for me.
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Stacey Mae
9 days
What a night
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Stacey Mae
19 days
Langford has been a few steps slower since his hamstring injury. Will do a deep dive into the number if this gets more than 2 likes.
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Stacey Mae
13 days
Need thus so badly
@JimJarmuschHair
Andrew Woods
14 days
I bought the AMC BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE themed drink. It cost $31 dollars…
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Stacey Mae
16 days
Adolis Garcia 3R HR in the 1st inning?
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Stacey Mae
1 month
My husband 😭😭 #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
15 days
I thought this was america!!!
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Stacey Mae
17 days
I miss our old jerseys so much
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Stacey Mae
17 days
Wyatt Langford when playing the Yankees:
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Stacey Mae
15 days
I just realized Heaney is a top 5 current ranger for me. Wow. He used to be a bottom 5. He's earned my respect. I hope we give him 2 more years.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
Langford after the first 5 months of the season.
@HarryLotusEater
Harry Robinson
12 days
> Jokes on you I was only pretending to be a fat gay retard.
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Stacey Mae
18 days
SOPHOMORE LANGFORD WILL FEES FAMILIES.
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Stacey Mae
11 days
Astros losing.
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Stacey Mae
13 days
Women can't have opinions on this app anymore.
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Stacey Mae
1 month
Nice umpire
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Stacey Mae
15 days
@Rangers FINALLY DURAN!!! RAAAA
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Stacey Mae
24 days
I'm not being hyperbolic when i say this umpire should be killed. /srs (Not joking) This is not satire #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
8 days
The Rangers have used 15 starting pitchers this year and tonight after DeGroms start, it'll be 16. That is most in baseball.
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Stacey Mae
10 days
It's called ball talk and the liberals wanna take it away from us.
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Stacey Mae
15 days
LOWE MY GAZELLE!!! BEAT THOSE FAT BOY ALLEGATIONS.
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Stacey Mae
19 days
@TXRangersPR Lmfao poor Owen white.
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Stacey Mae
18 days
The old unis and stadium had so much aura. Our entire aura right now is so manufactured and lame. We are one of the stalest teams in the MLB
@rangers__nation
Rangers Nation ⚾️
18 days
The last time any member of the Rangers hit a walk-off grand slam
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Stacey Mae
11 days
We need Cody Bellinger this offseason. Price doesn't matter. Bellinger RF Semien 2B Seager DH Langford CF Jung 3B Lowe 1B Smith SS Kelly C Duran LF Bench: Heim, Carter, Ornelas, Foscue P: DeGrom Rocker Bradford Heaney Leiter How many games does this team win? #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
16 days
Bro ur da president 😭
@POTUS
President Biden
17 days
We must ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines again, require safe storage of firearms, enact universal background checks, and end immunity for gun manufacturers. Thoughts and prayers are not enough.
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@ProspectTimes He's averaging around 3.5 pitches per batter 😭😭😭
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Stacey Mae
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@Rangers IM CREAMING
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Stacey Mae
1 month
Queue the Rangers fake comeback. #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
15 days
Our 1B is fine. He's having a down year.
@TexasKelleyMan
David Kelley
15 days
Places where Rangers could use improvement CF DH 1B Going to need to spend on the pen so any help within org is great
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Stacey Mae
18 days
Dave Raymond is going genuinely bananas 😭😭😭
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Stacey Mae
20 days
Josh Jungs HR was on a 102mph pitch. Is that the hardest thrown HR hit any ranger has ever had?
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Stacey Mae
13 days
Seager will move to 1st, or Walcott will move to 3rd or RF or Walcott will be traded for a big time DH bat at break. One of those 3 options. Option 2 seems most likely
@BurlySportsFan
Lonnie Freeman
13 days
@TepidP So with Seager our long term SS, what does that mean for Walcott?
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Stacey Mae
17 days
@RangerApologist @TXRangersPR It's been over for 2 months man let's just enjoy watching the kids play
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Stacey Mae
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@Evan_P_Grant Is that mf Julio Bourbon
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Stacey Mae
24 days
@Evan_P_Grant Not a terrible day. A terrible first 25 pitches
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Stacey Mae
1 month
I'm gonna fucking cum
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Stacey Mae
1 month
Gerson was robbed by the umpire. Taveras has the arm of a wet diaper. Langford looks lost. Pls tank for draft pick.
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@Evan_P_Grant He sold his soul to play thru injury for a WS
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Stacey Mae
10 days
Just found out I'm not shadowbanned, my tweets just suck ass
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Stacey Mae
11 days
I will admit I'll be watching the Yankees tonight before the Rangers game. I know it's shameful to admit... but they're my 2nd favorite team. I'll never tell anybody that irl, but my handsome army of gentlemen online deserve to know. Dominguez is a very exciting prospect.
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Stacey Mae
14 days
Skimask the slumpgod on a new song just said "I'm a robot that makes hits like I'm Corey seager"
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Stacey Mae
1 month
I bet Urena could hit better than all the retards on this team
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Stacey Mae
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@Rangers Whatever
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Stacey Mae
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My little bald nathaniel... my handsome sweet mcdonalds hairline prince... you're oh so fast... like a gazelle....
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Stacey Mae
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Duran will never play an inning of baseball for as long as he lives.
@TXRangersPR
Texas Rangers PR
19 days
Rangers lineup for September 2, 2024 vs. New York-AL
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Stacey Mae
22 days
Meed Jon Gray fucking blasted into the sun. Fuck head
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Stacey Mae
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You can't tell me we aren't a 90 win team if he's healthy this year.
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Stacey Mae
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He's absolutely one of the best athletes I've ever seen. I'm 100% convinced he could play every single position in the field. Catcher CF Pitcher Only 3 he hasn't and I'm convinced he could.
@kennlandry
kennedi landry
14 days
Noted Left Fielder Ezequiel Duran™
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Stacey Mae
17 days
@Rangers Langford looks like college/spring training Langford rn.
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Stacey Mae
1 month
Bro shoved. He was in our AAA to start the year.
@TalkinBaseball_
Talkin’ Baseball
1 month
Royals fans were showing Johnny Cueto love tonight
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@GaijinBaseball You're my favorite account
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Stacey Mae
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@gailenyc @brui4ns1 @MLB Bro he's throwing 100mph 😭😭😭 he's walked 1 person in any of his outings.
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Stacey Mae
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His power looks really easy here.
@Rangers
Texas Rangers
1 month
Adolis again! #StraightUpTX
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Stacey Mae
17 days
@Yankees Trevino is so ass but nobody knows that cause everyone else on his team is ass too 😂😂😂 You guys suck so bad. Bottom 5 team in baseball. Astros are gonna stop yall like a brick wall. You're lucky yalls division is chode fart terrible. If you were in the AL west....
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Stacey Mae
1 month
I'm gonna kill myself
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Stacey Mae
1 month
Burke is sitting 98mph for the angels right now. Ofc. He was sitting 94 w us.
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Stacey Mae
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@MLB He saw his speed on the scoreboard and couldn't help but smile. He's going out there to throw gas every pitch. Incredible talent
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Stacey Mae
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Thanking me for following you is a surefire way to get 0 pussy from me unless your name is @JeffPassan
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Stacey Mae
1 month
I love Robertson so much. He's the only person angrier about hie bad the Rangers are than I am.
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Stacey Mae
17 days
win or loss Bobby Miller gets to go home to this he ain’t worried about no fucking baseball man
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@00htani
Lencho 🍂
17 days
win or loss Bobby Miller gets to go home to this he ain’t worried about no fucking baseball man
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Stacey Mae
1 month
The world I grew up in no longer exists.
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@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
1 month
we are getting old…
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Stacey Mae
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3 chodes
@astros
Houston Astros
11 days
For the people.
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Stacey Mae
13 days
So fun
@MMS0272
Manny S.
13 days
Awesome stuff by the Mets! I will show the headshots of the Mets in this thread. #MetsTwitter
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Stacey Mae
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Pitch counts in America are lower than ever yet arm injuries are up. Hmmm
@yakyucosmo
Yakyu Cosmopolitan
14 days
Hiroya Miyagi. Aces gonna ace. 7.2 IP, 6 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 11 K, 125 P, 12 Whiffs
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Stacey Mae
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This was a banger my queen
@hannahbaugh
Hannah 🩷⚾️
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