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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I'll do my part @rickygervais

Vegan FTA

@teamveganfta

2 years

Animals don't have a voice. But I do. A loud one. I'm a fucking big mouth. My voice is for them. And I'll never shut up while they suffer. @rickygervais ⁠ #quote #quoteoftheday #veganfortheanimals #animals #celebrity #govegan #vegan #vegancommunity

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Tim Hortons refuses to open washroom for disabled senior. Bystander attempts to intervene. He's unable to convince staff to open the washroom. Staff confirm washrooms are functional, but closed from 7-10 PM nightly. Why @TimHortons ?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@stuartreeves @rickygervais 8/10 Keep going!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

1 year

@adamfare1996 Maybe the system should be run by the people on welfare? Let them determine their needs, set a budget, distribute the wealth? They know what made them homeless, they know what they need to get off the street, let them make the decision.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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10 things @rickygervais and @rickysgod have in common. 1. We both live in mansions. He owns his, I rent a room in a former mansion, now a “boarding house” of sorts, however...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@Theholisticpsyc And sometimes it's the truth. How do you know the difference? Please don't say psychology.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Thank you to @DJHansKim @KILLTONY @redban and @rickygervais for inspiring me to get off my ass and write something; anything, good, bad, or ugly, but something. "The OddTistics: How horny autistic programmers saved the world!"

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Can we change "autistic" to "OddTistic"?

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Two Animal Rights Activists Convicted in Canada for Exposing the Truth About Pig Farming via @Jayseecosta

Two Animal Rights Activists Convicted in Canada for Exposing the Truth About Pig Farming

On 9th July 2022, Amy Soranno and Nick Schafer, two Canadian animal rights activists, have been found guilty of break-and-enter and mischief in connection with their 2019 exposé of Excelsior hog farm…

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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The Immortality Salesman A Movie Concept By Dave Gervais

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@adamfare1996 I'm satisfied with their effort with ME. With others they could do a whole lot more. But every person has their own unique situation.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

104. Same as @elonmusk : Both our Mothers were born in Saskatchewan Canada, both are still alive. Different: He talks to his mother, I don’t.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

My favorite word!

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@rickysgod

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Waste of time, don't even open the washrooms in New Westminster BC.

Nevky 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

@eatdontpraylove

2 years

Hand to God, @TimHortons has got to have the most incomplete employees on the planet. I’m done with that place after today. Holy cow.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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The @Olympics : Spending billions of dollars to watch one person perform an action fractions of a second faster than another. I can't get enough!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I'll take them down @rickygervais

Nature Is Beautiful 🐾 🦋🌏🌸

@AMAZ1NG_NATURE

2 years

#ThoughtForTheDay @RickyGervais gives us his view on trophy hunting. Ban trophy hunting NOW!!!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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ADHD, OCD, Bi-Polar, Autism, Depression, Personality Disorders, Anxiety Disorders, Dissociation and Dissociative Disorders, Eating Disorders, Paranoia, PTSD, Psychosis, and Schizophrenia, are all diagnosed via symptoms, observations, and questionnaires, NO “MEDICAL” TESTS!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I’m not receiving much support for the neo-Nazi sitcom idea, but what about the fur farmer concept? Ricky’s character a disgruntled journalist decides to embarrass the @caj by investigating and exposing the Canadian fur industry. Maybe @rickygervais can make this the ...

David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@rickygervais If I stop posting to this account, I've been kidnapped by the neo-Nazis. The @caj is a waste of time. The neo-Nazis are a waste of time. Journalism in Canada is a waste of time. My life is a waste of time. Time to act?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

New day, same question @timhortons , why?

David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Tim Hortons refuses to open washroom for disabled senior. Bystander attempts to intervene. He's unable to convince staff to open the washroom. Staff confirm washrooms are functional, but closed from 7-10 PM nightly. Why @TimHortons ?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I wonder if the year 3000 is idyllic? Peaceful? If you are reading this in the year 3000, I hope your life is perfect, a nirvana specially designed for you, your existence.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Success.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I'm taking a break @timhortons and then I'm coming after you again. You will apologize!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

So much pressure via @imgur

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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3. We are both white males in our 50’s — boring. 4. Both our fathers are from Canada — interesting. (Maybe we have the same dad?) (Please start rumour.) 5. Neither of us will completely fix our teeth.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I remember those days...

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@Keidi_Keating

2 years

#amwriting #writingcommunity

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Dave gets tired of publishing Tweets about this story idea and posts a link to his substack account instead. Dave suggests the @caj , @timhortons , and @rickygervais might find it interesting to read.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I think Hunter S. Thompson would be disgusted with the state of "Journalism". We have writers who wish to tell a story that are either forced by their editors, or their own insecurities to "pick a side" instead of writing "the truth".

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Maybe @rickygervais needs to do a documentary? We switch mansions for a year? Or a month? A week? A day?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I'm just happy the old fuck can still hear!

Berkshire Live

@berkshire_live

2 years

The ice 'interrupts his flow' #RickyGervais #comedy #celebs

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Next on your list @rickygervais ? The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

davegervais.substack.com

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Dear God, An open letter to God. By Dave Gervais (Not related to @rickygervais )

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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... organization of "professional journalists"! Dave takes a day off, heads to the library and harasses @timhortons online, waiting for an apology to this man who they refused to open the washroom for even though they admitted on camera it was not broken! Dave is pissed off!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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2. We both love cats and animals. Ricky donated 1 million dollars recently to animal welfare organizations. With this Tweet I’ll "pledge" 1 million! (when I get back on my feet)

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@elonmusk "Tesla Semi", what Elon has every time he talks about big trucks.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@adamfare1996 I was nearly homeless. NowI live on disability ($1300/month). I don't have anything "nice", but I live somewhere safe and clean. I don't need anything more, if I want "nice" now it's my problem. The government provided enough for food/shelter, I'm satisfied with their effort.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@dymore7 @plscallmeky Here you go... The Immortality Salesman A Movie Concept By Dave Gervais

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Some people believe I should give up my fight against you @timhortons ! Never! I will expand the battle until the apology is published with or without the help of @rickygervais @Fraserhealth or @New_Westminster

Dave's Scripts, Scraps, & Apps | David Joseph | Substack

Movie and series ideas that only I could love. To be fair, I could star in them myself, but I'm not Ricky Gervais, and I'm broke. Click to read Dave's Scripts, Scraps, & Apps, by David Joseph, a...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

davegervais.substack.com

@MEL.TOFFEE,FUDGE,CBE,& CAMOLLIE+2,

@mel_cbe

2 years

@rickygervais you maybe be Knighted by King Charles 111, mr Ricky!👑👑👑👑🌈🌈😿

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

When does the world intervene?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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To: @TimHortons @Fraserhealth @New_Westminster How is this acceptable in Canada? At any time or place, how is it acceptable for a coffee shop, a COFFEE shop, to refuse the use of a washroom to their customers PERMANENTLY! Please explain your logic?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I forgot to mention this was on July 1,2022. Canada Day!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I hate physicists. Please stop talking about multiple dimensions, parallel universes, and all the shit that gets Joe Rogan excited until you can actually prove something! Anything!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I picked free speech over family. A true family would understand the importance.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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9. Both of us love beer! 10. Both of us have or had a soulmate in our lives. (That isn’t a cat.)

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Once again, @New_Westminster says; "not their problem". They contacted "legal counsel" to inform me they have no ability to enforce the provincial regulations. Instead they make excuses for the business instead of caring for the human, the customer, the person! #newwest

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@rickysgod

2 years

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD. (A Movie Outline)

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

The provincial regulations:

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Thanks @rickygervais

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Why did you call security @timhortons ? Wouldn't it have been easier to allow the customer to use the washroom? If you can't keep the washroom open, maybe you should close your doors at this location?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@rickygervais A Movie Outline... The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

davegervais.substack.com

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

The last journalist who spoke from the heart was Hunter S. Thompson. Can anyone name a similar writer today? Or last decade? Or since Hunter?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

If psychology was a real science, then only one opinion could exist between all factions of psychology. Only one “expert” would be required in ANY trial.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@rickygervais If I stop posting to this account, I've been kidnapped by the neo-Nazis. The @caj is a waste of time. The neo-Nazis are a waste of time. Journalism in Canada is a waste of time. My life is a waste of time. Time to act?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@SpeakeasyJames @caj like to speak, but don't like to listen.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@katrinajanine1 Sunset in #newwest when the restaurants close their washrooms and @Fraserhealth ignores their actions.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@caj Thank you for leaving comments on!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@New_Westminster Start by opening the washrooms.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

City of @New_Westminster Where are the washrooms for the "Shops at New West"? 6 or more food establishments serve food, but no washrooms? @Fraserhealth (Health Department) say it's your issue. Solve soon. Places like @TimHortons & @AWCanada are taking the brunt of the load.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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8. Both are writers. He's slightly more famous than I am, for now.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I’m hoping and predict there are no countries by the year 3000.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@skcomedy I want to write a sit-com about a guy who infiltrates the neo-Nazis and proves the @caj members are a bunch of gutless wonders. Too edgy? @rickygervais would be the star of course. Who else could make Nazis funny?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

What about it @timhortons or @Fraserhealth ? Is today the day you apologize to this man for not following the provincial regulations? It's been 2 months! How much longer before one of you acts?

David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Tim Hortons refuses to open washroom for disabled senior. Bystander attempts to intervene. He's unable to convince staff to open the washroom. Staff confirm washrooms are functional, but closed from 7-10 PM nightly. Why @TimHortons ?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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The story of how I defeated @rickygervais to become the most loved and celebrated comic of all time!

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@goblinodds No one cares about autism unless it affects them directly. Then they have a million opinions about it...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@jeryncambrah Not even once did anyone try to make it easier! I cope with booze, weed, pills, or making an excuse for not going. DM me if you want the long answer with less sarcasm.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@rickygervais @PixieD4Caring @JaneFallon What about now? The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

davegervais.substack.com

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

I'm not giving up Larry, another day, no response from @TimHortons @Fraserhealth or @rickygervais , but Ricky has things to do so his lack of response is understandable. Fraser Health doesn't work past 5pm, so they won't respond.

Larry MacDonald

@LARRYVMACDONALD

2 years

@rickysgod @TimHortons @Fraserhealth They won't, you can continue to try to expose their silly little policy and mistake but they won't, in fact I will buy you a dozen donuts if they do. Are you close to BC ?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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6. We both wear the same “outfit”, jeans and black t-shirts. I have years’ worth of pictures, as does he. 7. Both are, or have been, “pudgy”. Is it politically correct to use that word?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Same for aliens...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@New_Westminster can afford a transit campaign to encourage people to "dine" in downtown New West, but they can't enforce the washroom regulations. Where should one use a washroom after eating a meal in downtown New West? The alley? Behind a dumpster? #newwest @Fraserhealth

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Why is there a belief that Autistics are unable to learn and discern tone? I'm not saying it's easy, but it's definitely possible. Might be uncomfortable to learn, but...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@thebrewerydist At night I watch @TimHortons refuse the washroom to customers while @Fraserhealth does nothing to enforce the regulations. #newwest

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

The world needs a savoir, but not a "Christ". A savoir needs a partner, not a "special power". Special powers are not required to save this world, only honesty. Open honest communication could save the world, we need a lie detector.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

Every day for months @TimHortons denies customers the washroom from 7-10PM (closing). @Fraserhealth and @New_Westminster refuse to enforce the provincial regulations. If you visit #newwest remember washrooms are optional. "In New Westminster your crap is your problem!"

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@fred_dog @rickygervais Me too... The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

And they are not happy about it. The nearest public washroom is 1KM away, do you feel this is acceptable? How about some port-a-potties for a while? What are the by-laws @New_Westminster ? Where is the common sense? What do you expect shoppers to do, beg at @TimHortons ?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@rickygervais And gods (same letters).

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@brobeans944 @rickygervais The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

davegervais.substack.com

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

They may run some blood/urine tests to “rule out” other issues, but no test, no testing equipment, no mechanical or electronic device can detect these “diseases” with certainty.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

And both of us worked for farmers in Saskatchewan.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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I am Ricky's God! I want 10% of your earnings Mr. Gervais.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Dave loses his mind, posts constantly about the washroom and waits for his opportunity to embarrass both @TimHortons and the @caj . #rickygervais #storyidea

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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They attempt to interpret history. They build theories but speak as if they are fact. Don't worry physicists do the same thing. But once in a while a physicist is right and can prove it through math. Historians live in theory, not reality.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

The entire psychology profession is subjective, it’s not a science. Not a single mental illness is testable without a subjective opinion.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@rickygervais I told my 80-year-old mother to "grow up". ----------------- The Immortality Salesman A Movie Concept By Dave Gervais

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

1 year

The Born Again Autistic by David Chapter 1

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

116. I predict many industries are destined to fail/end because of @neuralink and @elonmusk — especially “psychology”. Once you can review your own life calmly, the opinion of others who do not have access to your full memories — are meaningless.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@Cruiseylee @ScreenOffScript @rickygervais The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@AadamIshmael @New_Westminster I'm not sure, the city of New Westminster contacted their "legal counsel" to confirm they cannot force @timhortons to follow the provincial regulations and @Fraserhealth refuses to send a health inspector even though they now close the washroom all day long! Please help Mr A.I.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@markbonin53 @TimHortons And open your washrooms!

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@rickysgod

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@rickygervais My Canadian equivalent is to load my mouth with a bullet of flehm and let fire if they don't stop. My goal is the windshield, but any part of the vehicle will suffice. And no, I don't say "sorry"...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@jchrisb123 @admired_art @TimHortons @laughingmanco This is what you get at Hortons.

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

@kamalastw @NoContextBrits @rickygervais Dave's is better...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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Chicko Chicken is a "food premises" and "provide seating" for customers. However they do not provide washrooms. Closest option 1KM away at a public restroom. @Fraserhealth @New_Westminster when are you planning on enforcing the regulation @adriandix ? #newwest

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@DannyCo89172455 Next? The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny autistic computer programmers cured PTSD.

The OddTistics: How Ricky Gervais, Dave, and a bunch of horny Autistic computer programmers cured...

A Movie Outline

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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And we both have "identifiable" genitals? Tattoos? Scars? Geometry? Apparently Saskatchewan farms are like prisons...

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

2 years

108. @elonmusk I assume the first users of @neuralink will be desperate loners like myself who would risk surgery and possible lifelong medical complications for an opportunity to communicate clearly with others for even a month?

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David Joseph

@rickysgod

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@fkkufkkufkku @fkkumorenharder If you get 3 in 1 month you get a certificate from @elonmusk .

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@rickysgod

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@elonsgod @rickygervais @TheMilesChapman Once you get 'back on your feet' you can pay them back, they won't mind...

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