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Hans Kim

@DJHansKim

5 months

Mostly Racism Tour dates on sale now! Tickets at !

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1 year

I support the African American community

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11 months

MOMMA WE MADE IT! To all the people I offended I sincerely apologize. I hope you grow thicker skin and not just because your dead corpse is left bloating in a hot tub for two hours.

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10 months

Water bag. The future of hydration is here.

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2 years

I was on my favorite podcast that changed my life and got me into stand up comedy. Thank you to @joerogan and @tonyhinchcliffe I am beyond grateful. Check it out on Spotify!

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Not only is Dic’s comedy from the 80s, so is the way he sees other comedians. This desperate piece of euro trash is so afraid he isn’t going to make it (rightly so) that he is willing to throw other comedians under the bus so he can get on stage and say nothing about himself.

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1 year

Comedy!

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11 months

Rip Matthew Perry

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10 months

Comedian destroys godless woman on birth control!

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1 year

My set on the 10th year anniversary of @killtonyshow to keep my regular spot! Truly an amazing night! Thanks to @tonyhinchcliffe @redban @joerogan @seguratom and @bestbarbecue @kristiegotjokes for the video and my wonderful girlfriend for her sexy support.

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1 year

AND STILL!!!

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4 months

Thank you so much @joerogan @redban . It’s an honor to be discussed on the podcast that I’ve listened to for over a decade and has helped me become the sort of manly person I’ve become today. This Saturday in Snoqualmie, WA @snocasino ! Tickets here: !

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1 year

Is this a game to you people?

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1 year

I love black people. Just not as much as they love my possessions.

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1 year

Asian people make you take your shoes off before you go in their house, black people make you take your shoes off at gunpoint

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11 months

Israel Palestine hopes from Kill tony 635!

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1 year

@killtonyshow set from last night!!! Thanks to @comic_musicc for the video!

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2 years

Dealing with a heckler! Thanks to @kdanewillard for the video!

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11 months

In the game of bros you either win or you gay

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9 months

@TonyHinchcliffe ??

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1 year

Dear orcas, please accept these five human sacrifices

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1 year

NOT EVEN CLOSE

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9 months

Joke dump! Kill Tony!

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1 year

“Bad pride is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance.” -John C. Maxwell @tacomacomedyclub come out and watch your future 2024 regular! With the great @genericraul ! @themcvader

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10 months

Getting canceled! Again! @killtonyshow

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2 years

The smile of a man who doesn’t have to live in a van anymore 📸 @portraitsbyryan_ Detroit and Boston this weekend. Tickets in bio!

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2 years

I hate liberals on @killtonyshow #586 !

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2 years

If you go to comedy shows and correct pronunciations you deserve what’s coming! Fun times @summitcitycomedy !

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10 months

Dallas/Ft. Worth! Come be there for me! @hyenascomedydallas @hyenascomedyfortworth Thanks to @themcvader for the poster! Tickets here

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11 months

Eclipse and Israel! Jokes from the latest @killtonyshow

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10 months

The thing is that there are a lot of things going on and we should all be aware of what is happening.

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2 years

The Chinese are stealing everything from America, even our habit of crossing in to foreign airspace. @killtonyshow thanks to @comic_musicc for the video!

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1 year

Amazing times on @killtonyshow eighty the great @sugasean and his glasses and comedy legends @joelistcomedy ! Thanks to @comic_musicc for the edit!

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2 months

Tonight with @martinphillipscomedy and @genericraul in Fort Worth! @hyenascomedyfortworth ! Tickets here: !

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5 months

Much honor was bestowed upon me at the Kia forum!!! bobbyleelive @bestbarbecue @killtonyshow @tonyhinchcliffe @redban 📸 @presentedbydaniel

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1 year

Tulsa come out and see me before @garthbrooks kills me (allegedly)! Poster by @themcvader ! Tickets below. Irvine see you tomorrow!

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1 year

Taking reservations to take a submersible to visit the wreckage of the submersible that was visiting the wreckage of the titanic

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1 year

It’s a bad time to be a Hans Kim hater. Thanks to @Ina_Cliporis for the clip!

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11 months

My first time headlining a theater! At the historic, legendary @the_wilbur ! May 10! Come out! TIckets here:

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Hans Kim

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1 year

@photonsmight Respond to me instead of having a public conversation for your hug box. Little mermaid is your favorite movie? Then you have no taste and I care even less about your opinion

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1 year

@Kyla_Lacey Go be successful queen. Stop wasting your time criticizing jokes. YOu must have lost your sense of humor being so important all the time

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2 years

Tony the wrestler!

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2 years

To act like workers have a fair shot at being rich is to not honor and respect the work that the elite have done to make sure that’s not the case.

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2 years

Instagram captions knows how to recognize my name #winning . All weekend @bluenotehawaii get your tickets in bio and story now!

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11 months

Trash talking that European snake! @tacomacomedyclub @spokanecomedy I’m coming soon! And to a city near you check it out in the bio!

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11 months

Comedian destroys thirsty audience member!

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2 years

Introducing the Hans Kim podcast. One of the most professional podcasts out there. Check it out on YouTube in the bio. Filmed any time I get around to it. Guest @realpaulcyphers .

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Hans Kim

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1 year

Last kill tony there was speculation that I made up my canceled flight. Here is proof that my flight was indeed canceled and I did everything I could to get back include trying to get a car to drive from New Jersey to Austin but the rental cars were sold out.

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2 years

Mexicans vs. Asians who you got?! @killtonyshow ! Thanks to @comic_musicc for the video!

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Hans Kim

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1 year

@PCHII_ Sorry you don’t know how to empathize with people who don’t think exactly like you. Hope you continue to never get any sort of power because you would do way worse than the people you’re criticizing.

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2 years

Amazing time in Atlanta opening up for the great @joerogan at the historic @thefoxtheatre !

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9 months

Kam Patterson Dave jolly Bobby brown jr and I talking about the upcoming battle! Full video on YouTube!

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Hans Kim

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11 months

Come catch me on tour and help me fight the good fight against a European snake who has no loyalty or respect for anything good in the world! Thanks to graphic designer and historian @themcvader for uncovering these historical truths! All tour dates here:

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1 year

Dallas come out to this cool show! @kamsoofunny @ruinsdeepellum @thisjoshsmith

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1 year

The way to an Oklahomans heart is through their butthole! Having fun in Tulsa @bricktowncomedytulsa ! Tonight in OKC @bricktowncomedy ! The roast of Oklahoma continues! Ticket in bio and story. Thanks to @themcvader for all the posters at the end!

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1 year

Proof I have a black friend. NYC come out this Thursday @sonyhall to see @kamsoofunny @tristanisacomedian and I! @killtonyshow jamboree! Tickets here:

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1 year

@SUNLIGHTGT Keep it up you’re making trump supporters one tweet at a time

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2 years

The amazing Luna Lucas! @KILLTONY

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10 months

@iamyesyouareno Imagine if white society is the pinnacle of human achievement and you guys are still this anxious and bitter. Immigrants come to white countries because white people destroyed their homeland.

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7 months

Tickets in bio!

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9 months

@louisvillecomedy come out next weekend! Thanks to @themcvader for the poster! Tickets here:

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Hans Kim

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10 months

Tonight! The first ever hans kim and friends! With heath cordes, Martin Philips, Liz Splatt, Dylan Sullivan, Michael Ridley, and Paul Cyphers! Tickets here:

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1 year

All mental illnesses are from the mk ultra program

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1 year

@bbcalls So it’s not the stereotypes you hate, just the stereotypes directed at you

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2 years

@SeattlePD You’re vile organization that beats people in your custody with tazers and pepper spray and knees in the back. I know because that’s what you did to me. Now I have a platform. Oops!

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2 years

If capitalism is so great than why has it created more democrats than any economic system in history

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1 year

People supporting the strikes don’t appreciate the hard work that people who don’t do anything but own things do

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10 months

@PopCrave Bunch of people raised in trailer parks complaining about children who are going to be raised by millionaires.

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11 months

Amazing times on the #fullygroantour with the great @tonyhinchcliffe ! @kamsoofunny and @coveredinliz ! @bestbarbecue @kristiegotcameras !

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1 year

With secret guest! Come out!

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1 year

How did people know what a quality thought was before likes?

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1 year

Irvine come out! @IrvineImprov Poster by @mcvader

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1 year

Why are we neutering dogs. Why can’t we just give them vasectomies.

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11 months

Come out and catch the newest variant! All tour links here:

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2 years

@xdannyxbrownx and I talking about Vespa safety! Check out the full podcast on YouTube out now!

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10 months

Tonight in Austin tickets here!

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5 months

Charlotte, Greenville and Greensboro come out tickets here ! @enriquecomedy !!!

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2 years

@xdannyxbrownx and I talking about Vespa safety! Check out the full podcast on YouTube out now!

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1 year

@Dreadful4Tymes I didn’t have to explain it to 250k people

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1 year

I asked @themcvader to make me a poster and he put some random Asian on it. If you want racially aware and homosexually conscious posters don’t go to @themcvader #cancelmcvader . Anyways I’ll be in Portland @heliumcomedypdx next weekend come out!

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1 year

How I know I need to up my finger game

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2 years

Drying your hands with paper towels is some white people shit

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2 years

Joshing with @redban on @killtonyshow ! Thanks to @comic_musicc for the clip!

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2 months

Can’t wait to post about how I took a week off social media

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2 years

This year come out and see me live! The autism is more palpable, the sexual frustration more visceral! Tickets here:

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1 year

Never forget that I don’t look like this and @themcvader has Asian face blindness #cancelMcvader

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2 years

Dating a white woman! @KILLTONY

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2 years

This year I’m running around the country and even Canada! Gross! Tickets here:

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2 years

The Hans Kim tour! Coming soon to a city near you!

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1 year

Womansplaining is just called education

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11 months

Amazing times at the @thewarfield and @crestsacramento opening up for the great @tonyhinchcliffe ! With @william .f.montgomery1!

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Hans Kim

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11 months

Women take a backseat. It’s time to protect our men! @capcitycomedy Come catch me live in your city! Spokane…………..Nov 24-25 Vancouver BC………Dec 2-3 Appleton, WI………..Dec 7-9 Ft. Worth……………….Dec 22 Dallas…………………….Dec 23

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Hans Kim

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9 months

Last time when I had just been in Louisville a white woman committed a micro aggression against me! This weekend I’m back and ready for more pick up English lessons! Tickets here:

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1 year

@2299Perry Racist

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1 year

Roasting @bobflaco13 and @uncle_lazer and @garyrfaust on the @garyrfaust roast! Amazing times!

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29 days

Make Kamala cook again! Fun times on @killtonyshow with the great @mattrife @tonyhinchcliffe @redban ! Thanks to @talksofthetownn for the edit! Come catch me on tour! BOSTON - Sept 13 RICHMOND, VA - Sept. 27 - Sept. 28 LAS VEGAS - Oct. 11 - 12 Tickets at

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2 years

Las Vegas sneak some money away from your gambling stepfather to come see me @wiseguyscomedyvegas Jan 20-22! Italians allowed! Tickets here!

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1 year

@photonsmight No one remembers little mermaid anymore. What’s your dream getting five thousand likes?

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1 year

@brwngrlkaren It’s a garbage remake for garbage humans. Glad you liked it though

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1 year

@Wsjp11 Yes because black comedians are known for their nuanced takes on Asian people. I’ve had to take my licks and took it way better than you hysterical babies. Now it’s your turn

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