Edating tips for dummies!!
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1. Once you get serious you might want to pee on mic for him! Heres how:
- turn off auto sensitivity and lower it all the way!!
- turn off noise suppression!!
- position ur phone on the toilet seat between ur leggies >////< and pee!!
@basilirlfr
ehh digital foot print is more like being racist/hateful,, not posting about esex! my employers will not care about my discordian adventures 😼
i learned from a past relationship to nvr vent to ur male friends abt ur relationship bc 9/10 times theyre only there for u to manipulate the situation and ur feelings bc they actually want to date u instead and thats why u only vent to ur girl friends 😜
me: i like this guy
my friend: this guy? this guy right here? the one you’ve been spending time with? the one you keep crushing on?
me: yea
her: nice *starts dming him and sends him nudes*
@discord
me after listening to discord saying to go outside.. i dont know what to do. i cant breathe the air is too fresh. i can't recognize any familiar smells, like my trash/laundry pile thats mixed together for the past month.. the stench.. its so powerful.. i need to go back in..
i think im going to raise my standards rly high like
-he doesnt yell when hes mad
-he doesnt get mad at his games
-he speaks gently to me when talking about his problems or things bothering him
-he doesnt berate me when hes mad at me
-he doesnt hate women
the way i just found out from a tiktok that when a guy friend says “can we call? i miss your voice” and its like 2am its bc he wants to jerk it im literally traumatized this explains so much of the heavy BREATHING I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE FALLING ASLEEP THATS SO GROSSS
I just want to say
Calling him a rapist is not what he is and that hurts actual victims . I consented to everything.
Also from what im finding out the girl never told him her age so stop calling him a pedo as well.
hating on ldr is so dumb
like idc abt ur own personal experiences let ppl do what makes them happy
if talking to someone 3.6km away is what they wanna do then let them :(
200 people followed me only to realize in a couple days its rare for me to show pics of myself anD im really autistic and a bit silly and cat obsessed..
3. Wanting to esex? But no VPN!?
(ó﹏ò。)
- make sure to ask if he runs his antivirus regularly ! >.< u can never be too safe
- if he says no thats such a red flag :< get outta there !
i need sleep now but im so thankful people care about me ik it seems stupid but ive felt so alone in all this so its nice knowing that there are people out there that do care
hii im cannoli ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎
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♡:: im kinda shy but i like vcs !!
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@ProjectAsheNA
idk if this is troll or not but if youre still struggling with edema you should ask your primary care physician for a diuretic to get it under control! make sure to drink lots of water, keep ur legs raise while sitting, and also be sure to walk around a bit !!
if i ever caught my man on the timeline body shaming other women id be beating his ass + just shows this persons character like is that also ur excuse when he’s inevitably sexist/homophobic?? monke logic right here ooo ooo aa aah
@L9HITLERDRAVEN
can i be a whale shark or am i just a whale and if im just a whale can i be like a killer whale or what kind of whale there are so many possibilities!!!!!
4. He queued another ranked league game after promising he’d duo with you? ( ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
- it’s okay! sometimes he just has to re-up his ego to proficiently carry botlane with you as his lulu going 0/15/1 (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡ itll all be okay just one more game i promise !
one time when i was 19 i was rly hungry and so i downloaded tinder and set the age range to 26-37 and i went on a sushi date with this 29yr old and he asked me to pee on him
@discord
do you think i will simply allow my kittens to touch grass? alone? in the outside? where things may harm them!? what if they get bit by an ant!? or their allergies act up !? this is a warcrime against my discord kittens discord. prepare yourself.