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Ryan Hartman

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3 years

@HosteenCholo Red Flag: If they like things that I don't like Green Flag: If they like everything that I like

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@jp_jordan Nah it actually says "you are going to killed by a robber in 20 years because your nephew didn't stop him"

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@sullivem I think about this commercial once a week, easily. My eyes often loose focus and I'll chant "dey got a pepper bar" in a high pitched wail directed up towards an uncaring god. Does he hear my cries? Does he care? Only the shadows truly know and they refuse to say as of yet.

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@Whatapityonyou THAT'S the problem. People's understanding of wealth. This guy is not close to the 1%. Even what you would assume is rich like a lawyer or doctor, they don't make shit compared to the 1% of the 1%, the ones who own everything. Compared to the top 500 families this guy is poor.

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3 years

I've mastered Wordle. My new game is trying to create words and intentionally avoid the correct word in order to make patterns. Wordle 207 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@meganroseruiz It's like crappy rotoscoping

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@ZackBornstein He's negotiating for window. I respect the play.

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6 years

My favorite PAX sign of all time

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2 years

Am I crazy or are headlights on cars getting insanely bright? Is it my old eyes or new LED tech or what? I feel like every other car all of the sudden has 10 million candlepower head lamps that were pulled off of a lighthouse.

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6 years

. @anhdangerous is an Overwatch concept artist and responsible for some of the best costume designs in the game. She's taking commissions and I asked for a Donaar. It's superb. Look at that ballin' armor on that sweet goof boy.

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6 years

@HollyConrad @AmyTFalcone @krisstraub @katewelchhhh @TychoBrahe Hi Holly!!!

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5 years

DM'd for the first time ever today. I was lucky, had really good players. It was a lot of fun, more fun than playing a character I think. I'm more inclined to story tell than story experience.

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9 months

I can't become a millionaire unless everyone agrees to let me rob banks!

Leighton Andrews also on Bluesky🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦

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9 months

OpenAI lobbying for copyright law revision in the UK ⁦ @GaryMarcus ⁩ ⁦ @jason_kint ⁩

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8 months

@barrettjoneill @SpencersGarage What is this some SUV cold war arms race? "I'm going to buy a car even bigger than yours!" My family will be the safest family on the planet. I'll buy an Abrams tank for my daily commute. Take that Barrett. You will need a battleship to beat my family.

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4 years

Incoming Proud Dad Thread. I've been doing paintings with Clementine since she was 3 (now 6) and we are proud of the little collection we have amassed together. I wanted to show them off a bit since we just finished our latest collaborative masterpiece this weekend.

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4 years

@daveanthony The Trump era really shined a light on how much of our government has just been a gentleman's agreement or a passive tradition with very few hard rules or consequences.

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5 years

I need to get something off my chest. I play games with y axis inverted. And what's more, if you don't, I think YOU are the weird one. There I said it. Anyone who doesn't play inverted wasn't forged in the crucible of Goldeneye.

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1 year

@dyingscribe Wait, ego aside ... are we saying being able to write someone's name and instantly kill them isn't one of the strongest powers on the list? Light would beat everyone here, specifically because of their egos. Except maybe Aizen because Aizen wouldn't fuck around.

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2 years

@maddoxrules In reality he would probavly be tickled by such a dad joke that he would steal the joke and post it without attribution then jerk off while his sycophants call him a meme king.

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7 years

Clem just had her 4th birthday party and got an awesome picture of her and her favorite animal from @cwgabriel She loves it obviously, it's amazing. We will be at the frame shop tomorrow.

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3 years

When she pulls out the whiteboard you know shit is about to go down. Katie Porter is the best.

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1 year

@NikkiMcR Guy takes 20 seconds of silence staring into the middle distance just to misquote some movie like it's some deep shit.

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6 years

The fact that Bohemian Rhapsody is up for best picture and Into the Spider-Verse isn't, is all I need to know to feel good about hard passing on the oscars.

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5 years

Oh ho! Look at this Barnes and Noble secret gem. #acqinc

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2 years

OK since we haven't figured out where to go after Twitter collapses I'm just going to set up a public google doc. Everyone just write whatever you want in there until we get this all figured out.

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7 years

PAX is coming

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6 years

@cwgabriel I haff tvelve metchsteek

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7 years

Aaaaahhhhh such great C Team cosplay

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3 years

I had to put Bowser down last night. He had some very serious health issues pop up out of nowhere. He was my good boy, my only son. Great with people and terrible with other dogs. He's barking at angels and peeing on the pearly gates now.

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5 years

Vacation face masks!!! Lookout world, here comes the clear skin boys!

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8 months

@barrettjoneill @SpencersGarage And I'll buy bigger cars than you. I'll buy the biggest cars in the world. I'll buy a car so big everyone on earth will have to acknowledge me as a big, strong man.

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6 years

I can confirm we are splitting the groups up, and I'll be playing under a different DM for the first time in my life. I've literally never played D&D without Jerry being the DM. Be gentle @ChrisPerkinsDnD

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3 years

Made beef wellington for Christmas dinner yesterday. Turned out great.

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4 years

I have finished ... my masterpiece

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5 years

This is my new favorite PAX banner

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4 years

This weekend I'm going to find a recipe that calls for a bay leaf and make 2 versions - one where I put it in and one where I leave it out. My hypothesis is that bay leaves don't do shit and this is just propaganda from "big leaf" to get me to buy more leaves.

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4 years

@Kinowolf @CheyMillz I got freaked just watching her look through there, I was waiting for the jump scare. I know it's all fake, I don't trust shit on the internet, but only the most click hungry of influencers legit sees something like that and is like "I'm gonna jump in and film for the likes"

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2 years

@kianamaiart Thank you for this. This image alone is an impeccable reaction meme.

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4 years

In honor of Tom Brady stealing 1 million in PPP money he didn't need, and hurting American families, I am going to donate $50 to UNICEF Covid relief for every interception he throws, fumble he suffers, or sack he takes during the #SuperBowl

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5 years

I remember muppet babies and baby X-Men in the late 80s and early 90s. There was a babyfacation phase in pop culture. Mark my fucking words, this baby yoda bullshit is gonna usher in a new wave of that nonsense. Get ready for baby gandalf at some point, it's all I'm saying.

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5 years

Back on my bullshit. This time it's to vote on the greatest cereal of all time. There are no candidates that were left off, this is the realest and truest list ever produced. Keep an eye on this thread for all voting. This is the REAL March Madness. #bestcereal

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6 years

Team Donaar

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6 years

"Dolph Ziggler? Sounds like a real dick!" - @TychoBrahe actual quote

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4 years

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! That's right, it's long overdue. Time to determine which of the original 151 Pokemon from the Kanto region is the best. The voting on this tournament begins later, so grab a jelly donut and keep an eye on this thread for more information.

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5 years

Our house is on a hill so we don't get lots of trick or treaters. So anyone who makes the climb gets a full bar. As an added fun fact, these are arranged best to worst, left to right. Disagree and you are banned from Halloween.

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5 years

Me watching the cashier and hoping mom gets back with the butter before the person in front finishes checking out.

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4 years

Happy birthday to me! Look at this awesome dragonborn-egg-shaped carrot cake my good friend @katewelchhhh made!! Seltzer can for scale, this bad boy is huge and delicious.

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2 years

"I gotta take a picture of you two, you look like a couple of assholes" - Wendy

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5 years

Another stellar #paxaus has come to an end. Melbourne is a phenomenal city and the perfect place for the 40th PAX ever. We could never pull this off without the amazing Enforcers, exhibitors, and attendees making it all possible. So to our friends, fans, and family - thank you!

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5 years

Another PAX in the books. Unplugged is such a special show, and I love coming back to Philadelphia. A big thank you to all of our amazing enforcers, exhibitors, and attendees. Already counting the days until next year. See you again November 20th, 2020!

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@SharpFootball I like that he's arguing "there shouldn't be a flag because it was a cool play"

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5 years

Me walking in my mom's room at 3am to tell her I shit my pants after eating too many scalloped potatoes.

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It's been a harrowing year so far but my lovely daughter greeted me with a hug and a heartfelt affirmation of love this morning. Later, I found out she stuck this to my back.

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5 years

Every day we stray further from god's light.

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2 years

We had to put Clara down this morning. My sweet girl was dealing with a lot of compounding issues this year and had a really rough past 48 hours. She was a good pup and now is barking at angels and making sure no one in the afterlife is playing tug of war (she hated tug of war).

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5 years

A new Acquisitions Incorporated: The C Team is up. This one was a wild ride, so buckle up before I start the car or I swear to god we aren't pulling out of this drive way. I'm serious. We won't go and no ice cream after. *click* That's what I thought.

The Velvet Cloak, Part 3 - S3 E16 - Acquisitions Inc: The "C" Team

Check out the Acquisitions Incorporated site: http://www.acq-inc.comClick here to watch more Acquisitions Incorporated ► http://penny-arcade.com/patvSubscrib...

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6 years

#PAXWest2018 is complete. This was one of the smoothest and most relaxed shows in recent memory. Thank you to all of the amazing enforcers, exhibitors, and attendees who made it possible. Can't wait to do it again next year, Seattle. Next up is PAX Aus in a few weeks!

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6 years

PAX Unplugged 2018 is a wrap. This is such an amazing show and town, it's truly a pleasure to be able to do an event here for everyone. Thank you to all the exhibitors, enforcers, and fans who made it all possible. Can't wait for Unplugged 2019!

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5 years

You can literally stop and ask me at any point in my day if I would like to take a nap and I will say yes. It could be 5 minutes after I wake up in the morning and I'll still say yes.

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6 years

So very, very soon.

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5 years

Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec Zap Brannigan from Futurama Guy Fieri from Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

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Describe your #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons character in 3 other fictional characters!

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Lovely morning hike at the Alan Wake Nature Preserve.

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4 years

I got my dogs anxiety head wraps. Look how happy they are!!

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I'm walking through the airport and see a dapper brown service dog. Just the sweetest boy. His owner noticed me mirin' and asked "would you like to pet him?" To which I replied "oh GOD yes" as loudly as if someone had asked if I wanted a million dollars.

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@CBSNews They were all on the same ballots. It was the same voting mechanism for all of it. You can't take half of it and say "the stuff people wrote for the senate and house count, but not the president stuff" when it's all on the same paper. This is literally insane.

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2 years

Glad to be back in Boston, doing another PAX East. It's been too long!

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6 years

PAX South 2019 is all wrapped up! The biggest one we've done. Thank you to our amazing exhibitors, enforcers, and attendees for making it all possible and allowing us to do these events for you. Next up, on to Boston for PAX East!

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6 years

Peace returns. Now we can begin PAX East off right!

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5 years

It's a wrap! #PAXwest is complete for 2019! We are beyond grateful to the enforcers, exhibitors, and attendees who have supported our little event for the last 16 years. The show is now allowed to drive! See you again in 2020 Seattle, but next up it's on to Melbourne!

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6 years

@thekiko Tell me about it. My voice mail is loaded with robocalls. "Ryan, it's your mom." "Ryan, call me back." "Ryan there's been an accident." "Ryan, I fell, come back to the house." "Mr. Hartman this is Dr. Stevens, your mom broke her leg." And bla bla bla. I'm not falling for it.

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5 years

Everyone is talking about this Disney article criticizing millenials who go to the park without kids in tow. What's not being mentioned is that DisneyLand sucks with or without kids. YEAH I SAID IT, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT @'ING ME EITHER!

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I'm partial to Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team, personally. They utilize the fun and inventive D&D Beyond technology in fantastic ways, taking Dungeons and Dragons to the next level! Every Wednesday at 4:00pm PST on

D&D Beyond

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Podcasts are a great way to enjoy D&D content while on the go! It can be actual play D&D games like those highlighted in the Podcasts of Waterdeep or interviews and discussion style shows. What are some of your favorite D&D podcasts, and where do you enjoy listening to them?

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@ChaseMit He died from a sudden bacterial infection. Healthy and active to dead in 2 weeks flat. Boeing pulling off Putin-esque assassinations.

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2 years

I need to make something perfectly clear. If you are enjoying PAX Unplugged, or Acq Inc, or anything that makes you smile this weekend - it's because of @Stringerplz . Everyone needs to acknowledge her greatness. She's killing it.

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@aidanlaporta69 I'll never stop being mad about this. I'm glad he got over it in a couple days, I'm still mad to this day.

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5 years

I always was unnerved by Dark Crystal as a kid. It was too creepy, too uncanny valley with those weird ass puppets. I never liked it. So this new series announcement fills me with a palpable terror I haven't felt since I was 7.

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4 years

@TrystanFalcone Donaar but as a fuccy boi

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7 years

I have so much fun doing #Cteam on Thursdays. Legit the highlight of every week and my tablemate @AmyTFalcone is the best. #leftsidebestside

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5 years

That's a wrap on another amazing PAX East! Thank you so much to the Exhibitors, Enforcers, and Attendees who make it all possible. 9 years ago PAX East was the first event I worked, so Boston always has a special place in my heart. Let's do it again next year!

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5 years

We used my personal copy on stage. I love this game so much.

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5 years

The final round of the #PAXSouth 2020 Omegathon is...

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4 years

@atrupar Fun fact: @mattgaetz was a puppet on Twilight Zone before becoming a puppet in Congress.

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5 years

My phone will autocorrect "ducking" all the time and for years I was getting mad like "What is that? The act of being a duck? Who needs this made up word?" Because I legit forgot the act of putting your head down was a thing I guess.

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2 years

We are so close to the goal! If we break it before PAX East, I personally promise we will bring C Team back. Have I talked with Jerry or the rest of the crew about this? No. But I'm sure it's fine. We can certainly record a one shot or something.

Acquisitions Incorporated: The Series 2

Acquisitions Incorporated: The Series 2 will be a 10 episode D&D actual-play video series from Penny Arcade celebrating 15 years of AI.

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6 years

We just wrapped up another fantastic #PAXEast Thank you so much to every Enforcer, exhibitor, and attendee who made this show possible and who continue to make this community the force that is. We've had a great 10 years in Boston, and look forward to another decade!

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3 years

Glad we got that Acquisitions Incorporated pinball machine out for everyone to see at PAX, it turned out great and has been a project 2 years in the making. The hard work from @dabe plus Dan and Rich with @MidwestPinball really made it spectacular.

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7 years

Hey @JoeBiden will you please guest DM our #cteam Dungeons and Dragons game next month? Just DM me your details and we can figure it out.

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6 years

Photo-ception with @TychoBrahe @cwgabriel and @Stringerplz

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2 years

@vas_90s @_KrisWilson_ They employed a ton of painters to render every scene. Literally painted 65,000 frames by hand.

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@GuyDealership I want to like Rivian but I can't stand the goofy lights. If they get rid of the outlet-looking plug-ass headlights I'd probably buy one.

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5 years

Me waiting for Mom to get off the phone so I can ask if we can have scalloped potatoes for dinner.

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4 years

@RepBenninghoff "The Republican-controlled legislature refused to change state law to allow county election officials to start processing mail-in ballots until 7 a.m. on Election Day." You could have fixed it but you wanted this chaos. This is going according to your plan.

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@stephenfry It's not a game. It has no end and no real point, honestly. But it's cute, and has delightfully low stakes, and you can design a little world and show it to your friends. Think of it like meditation.

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We do this thing in our house where someone says "Gimmie dat nose" and then you rub noses. It's usually a cute and fun to do with Clementine. Today she coughed directly into my mouth after demanding dat nose. So that game is done forever.

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4 years

Custom content for @TychoBrahe

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3 years

It's Clementine's birthday and our dear friend @katewelchhhh made made her an amazing Eevee cake. It looks awesome.

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5 years

The new K'thriss and Donaar shirts are available! Go here to purchase them immediately: Also you can have a little NSFW pic, as a treat. Click at your own risk. Maybe some place away from prying eyes because there's a lot of heat coming off the screen.

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5 years

Happy PAX West 2019 and fond memories of 2018 that will never ever leave.

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5 years

I just gotta say the #shadowcouncil is amazing. Thanks for all the kinds tweets yesterday. I am glad everyone enjoys PAX, Penny Arcade, and C Team as much as I enjoy being a part of them. Can't wait to get back to playing next week.

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6 years

Ayyyyyyyy. I got my post-PAX plans figured out!

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3 years

The end of an era. The Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team finale coming up soon. Come enjoy it and if anyone asks you can say you were there from the start. 4:00pm PDT

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